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royalarchivist · 3 days

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Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

#Philza #Badboyhalo #QSMP #BBH #Phil #Bad #July 3 2023 #This was a very funny moment lmao #Phil: [WAR FLASHBACKS]#For those of you who don't know the context: they're referencing the Red Egg / Eggpire #from the previous server they were both on

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jistagrams · 2 days

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more bf gamer hyuck!#!$!$))"! fem reader

hyuck is definitely the type to be like "cmere baby" motioning towards his lap, while playing a game of cod (call of duty) silently cursing under his breath after losing another round, when u finally sit down on his lap he's all like "nothing's finna happen, I'm not even horny" while he's kissing all up on you, holding ur waist, making you move a lil on his lap. "U sure u aren't?" you tease at him knowing how it's gonna end up, he hums after he gets his hands under ur shirt and bra, thinking if he should js take both off. "gonna lock in on fort, can't be bothered with fucking rn" he says as he loads in on Fortnite, inviting all of his friends to his lobby. he finally makes the decision and just takes your bra off, leaving the shirt on but lifted up. "definitely can't be bothered" you mumble as you kiss his neck, "bro. get off the mic with ur freaky ass" johnnys voice rings through his headphones. "this is why we don't play with u, always tryna fuck while playing" jaehyun adds to the teasing.

#jistagrams rants #kpop #kpop smut #nct imagines #nct x reader #nct smut #jaehyun #johnny #haechan #i want hyuck so nad #bad

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thegoldenfox64 · 1 day

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#friends visiter #boykisser #BAD

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starrymush · 2 days

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Asajj Ventress 🌙

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt · 1 year

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#ummmm #huh #weird #bad

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glowvuscorax · 1 month

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a big merry "fuck you" to Johnny Sims and everyone else at Rusty Quill who inflicted knowledge of "Mr. Blobby" on the non-British public!!!!!!

WHY

#tma #tmp #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #the magnus archives #clowns #bad #weeping

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siredcrab · 4 months

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chuuya art after 10000 years????? i tried again with him he still is very hard to draw. But he's my special

#i was listening to special on repeat while sketching him because even tho is a Jujutsu kaisen song chuuya you are MY special #fanart #artists on tumblr #chuuya nakahara #chuuya #bungou stray dogs #bad #digital painting

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wolfythewitch · 2 months

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It may take more than a year to finish this but at least the water will be smooth

#if this posts twice my baf #bad #ill delete the other one

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pigeons-official · 2 years

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being overstimulated is like. the colours hunt me for sport and sound is the same as the texture of wet noodles in a sink

#Bad #👎👎#autistic #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #meme #not really but maybe a relatable thing

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ooppo · 10 months

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Don't forget us this disability awareness month!

#Bipolar disorder #BAD #bipolar affective disorder #schizophrenia #mental health #actually bipolar #disability month

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royalarchivist · 8 days

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Phil: That's crazy– by the way, what's up with you FCKIN THREATENING Missa? Get those cat ears off.

Bad: What the fudge are you talking about? I would never do that! Threaten someone? That's crazy!

Phil: I literally have– I literally have a note from him that says... uh hold on, let me find it. Let me find it, where is it. Sht, I lost it.

Bad: Read the note? What does it say.

Phil: [Grumbling] I lost it.

Bad: You have a lot of penguins by the way, you should really do something about that.

Phil: [Grumbles] I don't know where I put the note. [Laughs]

Bad: [Trying not to laugh] Well, if the note doesn't exist... I guess it wasn't real!

Phil: Shut up! [Laughs] Alright, here it is, here it is. [To Tubbo] CAN YOU STOP?! Oh my god, Toby! Holy sht, alright.

Bad: He wants more, Tubbo!

Phil: Here here here, look. [Reading Missa's book] "Don't trust Badboyhalo, he killed some rabbits I worked with some raccoons and he killed those guys too. I'm so scared, please help, holy molly canoli. He threatened me. Take care of our beautiful eggs, I don't want to put you guys in danger." You threatened– you threatened Missa.

Bad: That's crazy, I didn't know Missa wrote fanfiction! That's crazy. What a crazy story!

Phil: [Phil punches him] I'm so done with your sht. [Laughs] I'm so done with—

#Philza #Badboyhalo #QSMP #BBH #Pissa #Death Family #Phil #Bad #April 17 2024

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pupperish · 6 months

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