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salamispots · 6 months
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something something giant isopod sharing is caring pass the detritus
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911 + Text Posts pt226/?
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acoraxia · 9 months
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pillowpillowilo · 26 days
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Stupid brother.
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m00nc4kes · 5 months
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R A H I’m still working on ily pt2 but like i can’t get potter! Hobie outta my head. Like IMAGINE WITH ME IF YOU WILL
he runs his own little shop where he spends his days working with clay and selling his pieces.
YOU, on the other hand, were someone who fell in love with pottery in high school but was unable to pursue it in the real world. Life sucked that way. Anyway, you stumble onto this little shop and absolutely fell in love with the art pieces you saw.
There were vases, mugs, plates— anything you could think of. The door had a bell that rang as soon as you walked in. It didn’t take long for the most gorgeous man you’d ever laid eyes on to walk out from the back, covered in clay. He adorned piercings that brought out his already beautiful features and dark nail polish, which you could see was caked in dried clay. He gave you a toothy grin and you knew you were completely head over heels.
You ask if he teaches classes to which he sighs and says he doesn’t really have enough space to teach people. Ofc he sees how disappointed you are and says he doesn’t mind just teaching you.
DO YOU SEE MY VISON⁉️
HHHHHHHH JUST JUST AAAAAAAAAHHH THE POTENTIAL
(smutty/suggestive info down below)
imagine him fucking you in the back and the bell from the door rings and he just clicks his tongue. Because out of all times someone decides to come in, it’s when he’s busy with you. He covers your mouth because it’s a little unprofessional to be fucking his little peng ting in his shop in the first place. He really doesn’t want to pull out of you, especially with how gorgeous you looked under him, but alas he had a business to run.
He tries not to make it a habit of taking you in his shop, but you don’t make it easy for him. Always being so sweet to him, telling him that you loved how easy he made pottery look. You complimented his handiwork whenever you could, absolutely amazed at how precise he was when he was detailing his pieces. But you were cheeky. Telling him how well he worked with his hands and how you wouldn’t mind if his hands somehow found their way on your body or securely around your throat. You told him this whenever you could. How could anyone expect him not to do what was so pleasantly asked of him?
In your defense, you couldn’t help it. Watching how he could be delicate with the clay yet so in control when he was sat at his wheel. God, watching him wedge large chunks of clay with such precision and strength made your face set aflame.
You just liked men who were good with their hands and by god, Hobie was an expert with them.
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zhongrin · 17 days
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yk i just noticed how i took that pic on such a perfect timing bc neuv looks like he's eyeing zhongli's icon on the top like
"hm. that man. no. that dragon. there's something about him... *squints* 🤔"
some nonsensical ramblings utc
this makes me think. would neuvillette be able to recognize zhongli as the ex geo archon in the first place? i mean i'm pretty sure neuv will know immediately that zl is a fellow dragon, but technically zhongli doesn't have the gnosis anymore so??? and if my crack theory is right and zl is secretly the geo dragon sovereign then wouldn't neuv default to being sympathizing bc he knows how it feels like running at half the power? wouldn't that be so funny hauhasjdhjasd
and like. how would neuv 'judge' him in this case? fellow brethren he thought he must avenge turned out to be the 'usurper' he must put on trial - except he's not really a usurper he's just a silly man playing 5d chess. and yes he definitely has blood on his hand but then you could also say he was just trying to get his power back from being stolen by hp in the archon war? ogh. honestly, that would be suuuuuch a fun topic to explore….. hyv please. hyv take my big brain theory and make it canon i beg- /silly
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Fuck it we ball, get to 4.9k and I’ll post pics of Noah and me meeting up deal?
We’re meeting up this Saturday but get it done by next Saturday (the 30th) and we got a deal
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seaofgoldensand · 14 days
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stop, it's giving ... "my boyfriend is an ancient sea god!" 😭😂
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plasky · 6 months
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ALERT❗❗❗❗LOCAL SPHERE ARRIVES IN PARADISE WITH THE ABHORRENT TWINK PHEROMONES ❗❗ 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨❗❗❗❗❗⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ BE CAUTIOUS AROUND HIM❗❗❗❗THE PINK CORRUPTION MAKES EVERYSHAPE A TWINK❗❗❗😱😱😱😱😱😲😱😲😲😱
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I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH BECAUSE I'M WITH MY FAMILY RN
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peachesofteal · 6 months
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Can I request a quick little 41 please ??
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I hope this is referencing the fic writer asks. In which case, I'm taking this opportunity to rec some fics and writers. There are multiple fandoms/ships in here in no particular order, COD, Sandman, Reylo or just Kylo/reader, TLOU, Din Djarin, Steve Rogers, Bucky, Galadriel/Halbrand, Dramione, etc.
41. Link a fic that made you think, “Wow, I want to write like that.”
Neon Medusa Mine & Yours MildLimerence Charnelhouse All the Precious and Fragile Things Cuckoo-on-a-string Landwriter The terrible nature of ghosts Designer dress Fix your attitude Today I bury you in me Short days, long nights Lady Morpheus Divortium Wait and Hope halcyone-of-the-sea Familiar Branded Happiness Perle Astronomical Odds Don't leave me locked in your heart Nothing to despair The willow maid Baby blue Tender thing (stay the night) Tied Everything and more Rough day
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empressofmankind · 5 months
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Grabs @ruledbyproblematique 's shoulder and wheezes
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5m173y · 26 days
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What he has to deal with on a daily basis:
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Smans the smeleton and his sm-aus billlllllll & 4000004
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acoraxia · 4 months
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SWK and Erlang both having INSANE relationships w/ people who they love is so special to me <3
Just the idea of love being expressed by prying open a rib cage to get to the core of someone. I love all of you, and that means I needed to be the one to rip you to pieces. (Please make me bleed to make sure I still can)
I’m normal about this I swear!
I love this and I love how insane both of them also are btw
My theory and headcanon that Sun Wukong did kill Macaque out of anger and rage and he thinks nothing of it. Because death is such a close friend to Sun Wukong because he almost died so many times but he keeps defying it, conquering it, so when Macaque dies he thinks, ah. Well. Goodbye. And then when Macaque comes back it’s an annoyance. It’s a bother. It’s poison on his lips when they circle around each other like predators in the water.
Sun Wukong is a god listening to the gospel of one heretic that calls himself his beloved friend and faithful warrior and he listens to it like a melody that’s always been there for him. He chooses to do that. He chooses to listen. He can ignore him just as easily and yet he doesn’t. And when he listens it’s the same as sinking his teeth into Macaque’s hand and then licking the false ichor that spills from it. Biting the hand of the one who worships you—isn’t that poetic in a way?
And then Erlang is the one purposefully missing his target. Chasing after a fox when he could be done with this already. His mother raised him better than this but who is she now that she is dead and gone? Now that his sister’s gone? His cousins away with their lives and his uncle now dead and missing from the throne? Shouldn’t he step up? Take over the throne? Find a way to fix the mistakes of Heaven’s system and their twisted logic?
No, he chases after a fox instead. He chases until he’s got her in his grasp and there’s red on his lips and hands and neck and chest and he has to scrape it off with bruising strokes because it stains. And a part of him purposefully leaves the red marks on his neck. A trophy from hunting, if anything.
They are both just as bad as their “partners” if not worse because they are gods who do not care for sex or romance or attachments that fall under that category. So it’s unique. It’s insane. They made something unique for the sake of holding death in their grasp and being able to stare them down as though it were a conversation.
Isn’t that just love though?
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theartshift · 20 days
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"Guys, Retro's my husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
(@thecrypticphone69 (ik this is a dsaf blog i just like harassing retro.))
(oh yeah dw pal DT retro and paint grove retro are detached from dsaf as of right now, and DT and PG retro have very little differences)
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What the, FUCK are you- and no I’m NOT
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sophsicle · 5 months
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not to come on here and say something not one person cares about
but i cannot explain the absolute pure JOY i have experienced, waking up to the news that the Oilers lost to the SHARKS
like ohmygod get wrecked alberta
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hydroelectricjaya · 10 days
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ARREST ME BUT MAKE IT SEXY
Reference (it’s a bop):
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