January: Johnny
February: Darry
March: Ponyboy
April: Sodapop
May: Steve
June: Dallas
July: Two-Bit
August: Tim
September: Curly
October: Bob
November: Randy
December: Paul
Colour of shirt: (action)
Red: Waved to you
Orange: Kissed you
Yellow: Made out with you
Green: Fucked you
Blue: Killed you
Purple: Licked you
Pink: Slapped you
Black: Stalked you
Grey: Fingered you
White: Watched you
Brown: Babysat you
Favourite colour: (because he)
Red: Loves you
Orange: Hates you
Yellow: Lives in your closet
Green: Wants to date you
Blue: Wants to kill you
Purple: Loves your grandma
Pink: Kidnapped your dad
Black: Likes your dog/cat
Grey: Wants to be besties
White: Ate all your food
Brown: Did your taxes
I got "Sodapop slapped you because he wants to date you"
“Give this package to kind Bachelor Dankovsky. It says inside that he's been stripped of all authority and is accused of high treason. Should he open it in front of you and ask you what he is to do, advise him to shoot himself.”