#*gets clown shoes out*

[pivsketch]

back on my bullshit again-- i started this stardew villager sprite overhaul project like 8 years ago (2016!) and picked it back up recently. the great news (sarcasm) is that the game updates since then have given me twice as much work to do as everyone has cute little beach and winter outfits now? im going to endeavor to at least get shane done (#biased) but i did dream of getting to everyone. we'll see how far i get this time.

heres an elliott doing a silly dance because i saw the frames in his sheet and thought it was cute

#pixel art #stardew valley #publicly posting about this because i finished shane's regular sheet (wow!) so im making tangible progress #did you know the incapacitated 6 heart event shane sprite is in the sprite sheet for all of the UI. so is motorcycle sebastian. #and a dancing marnie? #get out of there you clowns #also shane sleeps with his shoes on. but in winter he sleeps barefoot. lmao? hashtag fun facts #i wanted to keep the heights but i might need to make the women slightly taller because they look goofy. w/e i'll cross that bridge later

[tequiilasunriise]

Lines that would instantly shatter my heart if we get a Whiterose confrontation in the next episode because imagine the Emerald Forest parallels of Ruby walking away from Weiss and Weiss continuing to try and follow after her:

-“You were right, Weiss, Ozpin did make a mistake.”

-“Hey Weiss, remember when you said you didn’t believe me in a team led by me? Hah, well… me neither.”

-“Just leave me alone Weiss.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“Weiss, I’m serious.”

“As am I, I’m not leaving you.”

“Oh yeah? Why not?”

“Because you’re my friend, Ruby, because we’re partners-“

“YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!”

“…..”

“Weiss, you only came back and picked me because you thought I was your last resort. The lesser evil or whatever,” Ruby, still fuming, taking a stuttering breath and voice cracking, “You didn’t even want me, you just thought I’d be less trouble.”

#idk it was stuck in my head all day i just had to get it out nooowww #im so ready to get clowned on when Saturday rolls around i am SO READY to not get the Weiss n Ruby heart to heart okay #my nose is ready my shoes are polished my makeup is half applied #spare wr crumbs sur? spareeee wwwrrrr crummbsss?? #rwby #whiterose #ruby rose #weiss schnee

[corrodedcoughin]

Eddie would have a pair of crocs that eventually Steve starts wearing but won’t admit that then turns into crocs used by anyone that comes over to the house. Every fights over which charms are used and if sport mode is better ‘on’ or ‘off’.

#they are fucking MASSIVE so everyone is slapping g around in them like clown shoes #Eddie bought them that big so that nobody could run off and try to steal them #he was very sad when he had to leave the family crocs at Wayne’s place when he moved out #I maybe have very many thoughts about this that I’ll spare you all of #but Eddie defintely threatens to wear them out of the house and Steve refuses to be seen with him #if they get muddy he just wears them into the shower #I could go on… #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #is this going to become a series? maybe. who knows. #I’d like to bring back my moth man and claw clip series too #Clawnon I miss you terribly

[lordansketil]

sorry but did you mean to post Peepaw's kidnapping fetish to this blog? 😨

Listen, that lovely anon was trying to protect me from oversharing! 💀 Nevertheless, yes, yes I did, and I would do it again! That is the face of a man who canonically handcuffed himself to a chair for shits and giggles.

#star wars #palpatine #his default response to peril is to get out his clown shoes and make sure they squeak loud enough that no one notices he's having fun

[theliterarywolf]

Interesting how the current discourse in Western animated films is 'having a scene where a character suffers a panic-attack is attention-seeking and cringey' when the main reason why people started paying more attention to this trope is because everyone and their grandmother was raving about Puss in Boots 2 like it was the second coming of Christ, including the damn near deification of Puss's panic-attack.

Because it's not like we didn't have animated films that had scenes depicting anxiety and panic-attacks before PiB2 but with how much social media coverage it got, of course you're going to have other studios try to get some of that attention to their upcoming films.

#also to people acting like the next Spiderverse film having a scene where Miles has a panic-attack #is somehow ripping off PiB2 #as if Across the Spiderverse didn't start development before PiB2 came out #come get your clown shoes

[electras-heart]

girl fuck you and your fuckass boots 🙄

#they make me SO MADDDD WHO WHO WHO DECIDED ON THEM WHOOOO I JUST WANNA TALK #it’s like super big at the foot then right around the ankle it’s passing me off like who did this to him #clown shoe sole #he looks like a pepsi can i can’t get him into a different costume right goddamn now please #homelander #the boys #out of all the crimes he’s committed this outfit is the worst (obviously jk)

[blanketforcas]

me: i am normal

also me: OKAY BUT THE BLUE/GREEN GEMS ON JENSEN'S SHIRT THOUGH

#sigh #*gets clown shoes out*

[hauntedfalcon]

speaking as an able bodied person who thinks frequently about accessibility and wheelchair strategy on behalf of a wheelchair using acquaintance for whom I provide transportation, I do think that able bodied people should not opt to represent mobility aids in works of media unless they’re prepared to commit to portraying accommodations with some degree of verisimilitude. without that commitment they’re undoing whatever good they might do through representation

#just a lot of bad wheelchair hygiene lately in things I enjoy #picking up the wheelchair with the person inside = NO and I don’t care what your str stat is #the whole party is able to get down this hole. we don’t know how but it’s fine :/// #btw the answer to this is NOT to be like Emily St. John Mandel and say that #with the collapse of society the world becomes unlivable for disabled people #when institutional accommodations are gone interpersonal accommodations must pick up the slack #the sterile distance between the disabled characters of Station Eleven and everyone around them that was supposedly forming a ~community~ #was the most hopeless and depressing part of the book for me #absolute clown shoes to write a book about how important culture is after the fall of civilization #but let everyone with a Condition™️ flat out die from lack of community. do better than her #ableism mention cw

[todayisafridaynight]

One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad

#snap chats #p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary #sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment #tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi.. #anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME #HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes #meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf #and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny #so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈 #also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought #AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :) #it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭 #we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL. #honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i #i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time #this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again #yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there #i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it… #anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started #‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream #ok bye 👋

[unordinaries]

‼️UNORDINARY 321 FASTPASS SPOILERS‼️

^ me watching Arlo and John (+John and Sera) interact positively this ep knowing that whatever bullshit Val’s working on rn it’s gonna fuck them up so bad later

#unordinary #unordinary webtoon #unordinary spoilers #we already know that meetup is not gonna go well #hoping that sera makes it out unscathed but that arlo’s faith in his aunt doesn’t #(HEAD IN HANDS) #no but like. AUGH it’s like an inverse of john’s king arc. eyebags at all #if it goes poorly. there is an honest possibility arlo will be entirely seperate from the rest of the cast #well. the main cast anyways. rest in fridge holden #sera? on the run. remi? already not on great terms. john? may think arlo sold sera out AND could easily tell the vigilante trio this #arlo’s just going to be left confused with everyone else mad at him. #they were at least tolerating each other again… (disappointed sigh) #i’ve been a main cast friend group believer since the very beginning and i wear those clown shoes with pride #it’s so great. it’s like seeing an oddly placed rake on the ground. correctly identifying it. and stepping into it on purpose #uru please i’ll give you (checks wallet) …like $20 and some assorted coins #if you get ther relationships out of this relatively intact

[haldenlith]

I lost track of the post I meant to reblog with the tag "Astarion", but it was mentioning the idea of the following:

fandom: *sees character as daddy dom or something* you: *sees them as a fuckin' clown*

This especially applies to Ascended Astarion. More power does not equal more wrinkles in that smooth ass brain. In fact, I see Ascendstarion as the clowniest-honk-honk of evil clowns.

And I say this in spite of writing Dom-Astarion in my kink shit, but I just want to add on a disclaimer of bits not pictured include, but are not limited to:

Astarion trying to whip Tannivh, missing, breaking something in the room.

Astarion hitting himself on the back swing with either a whip or a flogger.

Astarion initially tying the absolute shittiest shibari knots in the history of Faerun. (He gets better with time.)

And general cases of the poor man just failing at being an even mediocre dom initially. I like to imagine in their relationship, Tannivh finds that Astarion is familiar with various kinky things, but familiar in the sense of hearing or reading about them. I don't think he'd be familiar in the actual practice/doing of them, simply because getting into BDSM stuff would require a lot more time than the usual pick-up-and-fuck gig would allow with his victims.

They get there eventually, but it's definitely a case of Tannivh having to coax and guide Astarion. To be fair to our favorite vampire (spawn), I do imagine that he's got the dirty talk/roleplaying bit nailed. That he can do.

#haldie rambles #astarion #OC: Tannivh #this is the guy that has trouble thinking more than two steps ahead #and lacks the common sense to not recite pick-up lines out of earshot of the people he intends to use them on #yeah go get the clown shoes for this white haired fucker

[greenelight]

happy birthday best friend 💚 you make me so proud each and every single day. you are endlessly kind, extremely generous, welcoming, encouraging, thoughtful, and warm, and you make both my life and the world around you a better place by being in it. i don't know what i'd do without you. on this big day, please remember how loved you are, how appreciated, how respected, and how admired you are on a daily basis by all who meet you. everyone is lucky to come across your sunshine. love you so so very much hallokim, happy birthday 💚

chuckles   ,   i   seriously   don't   know   where   i'd   be   if   i   didn't   have   your   friendship   for   the   last   two   years.   you've   really   cheered   me   up   in   some   of   my   lowest   points   &   you   never   hesitated   to   lend   me   an   ear   when   i   needed   to   vent   about   work   or   if   i   was   just   generally   upset   about   something.   you   make   me   laugh   endlessly everyday   &   i   love   creating   with   you.   writing   both   on   the   dash   &   on   d.iscord   with   you   has   been   such   a   joy   for   me   ,   one   i   look   forward   to   every   time   we   get   a   chance   to   do   so.   we've   created   such   a   strong   ,   dynamic   ship   because   of   our   plotting   &   it's   one   i   don't   think   i'll   ever   get   sick   of.   we   keep   finding   more   stories   &   aus   to   stick   sebastian   &   mason   in   ,   &   i   hope   that   continues   for   ages   to   come.   your   friendship   is   the   best   thing   i   got   from   following   your   blog   two   year   ago   &   i   cannot   wait   to   continue   being   your   friend   for   the   longest   time.   thank   you   for   my   birthday   gift   &   my   birthday   boba   !   you   are   the   sweetest   &   i   cannot   wait   to   hug   you   in   person   one   day.   love you chuckmas / stinky. 💚💚💚

#˗ˏˋ ᵃᶜᵗ ᶤᶤᶤ· ﹙ answered ﹚ ﹕ i won't quit 'til i'm a star. #˗ˏˋ ᵃᶜᵗ ᶤ· ﹙ out of character ﹚ ﹕ boba tea refill. #˗ˏˋ ᵃᶜᵗ ᶤᶤᶤ· ﹙ saved ﹚ ﹕ polaroids on the wall. #kim's birthday 2024 // #I LOVE YOU SO MUCH #MY BEST FRIEND MY TUMBLR WIFE MY EVERYTHING 💚 #you make me smile anytime we get a chance to talk #thank you for being there for me & making my life better #you're the best gift! cheesy i know but DEAL WITH IT 💚💚💚 #˗ˏˋ ᵃᶜᵗ ᶤᶤᶤ· ﹙ chuckles ﹚ ﹕ clown shoes squeaking in the distance. #gunbash

[ofyorkshire]

nvm i am not normal again about the trilogy/quartet and i love what the director did for '83, thank you for giving us an actual happy ending, but jobson absolutely did not deserve that hero moment lol

he's not the devil incarnate like laws, but if bj is the symbol of invisible victims in an apathetic, greed-driven world, then jobson is the symbol of all that greed and apathy.

#putting on my clown shoes again folks. whoops. #i'm fine with bj not killing laws in the trilogy if only bc it prevents him from snapping and also getting himself killed by jobson (ig) #but also. jobson should not have killed laws. of all the people to take that kill from bj it should not have been *jobson* who is like. #one of the primary reasons laws and his ring was never found out until decades later in the first place. #bc he was too busy trying to look good to the public and lining his pockets with dirty money. #i love morrissey but i think i might actually hate his character more than i hate laws. #laws was evil but there's something especially heinous about being in a position meant to protect people #and abusing that position instead to let criminals go or even benefiting those criminals for the sake of your own luxury and success. #kind of like real life ig! #out of fairy tales [ooc];

[gobbluthbutagirl]

one thing about me is i’m not going back to LA while the strike is going because there is absolutely no reason for me to be there

#literally that’s my dream job like that’s why i moved to la in the first place i wanted to break in #and then i literally got sidetracked by the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of working at World’s Worst Target #absolute clown shoes existence i’m living 🤡 #i FAILED to take into consideration that the reason the stereotype is ‘aspiring actors/writers/etc take serving jobs’ #and NOT ‘aspiring actors/writers/etc take retail jobs’ is TIPS. you do NOT get tips working at World’s Worst Target!!! #you have to survive off $17.25 an hour when you pay $1425 a month for a shithole with no oven. and it wears you out. it wears you out. #and then you finally quit and you’re so mad about the shithole apartment that you literally just put in your notice #and return from whence you came #and then the same day you finally get your deposit back the WGA goes on strike and you’re like. oh perfect timing on my part actually

[cuntwrap--supreme]

My mom's on the phone with the incredibly hate-filled second cousin of my youngest two siblings. I come in the room to ask her to be quiet because I'm trying to find watch Drawfee - which is important, ok? She's been up there discussing how it's bad that there are so many POC (editing this because she used slurs) on airplanes and how she's scared they'll bomb her, and when I go up they've moved to pronouns of all things. I go to pet the cat, waiting for a time to interject, and she says, "Oh, hold on, I'll ask [Leon]. Hey, what do you think about certain airlines just winning the right to pronouns for anyone, regardless of what they are?"

And I'm just like, "I could not possibly care less, and I don't see how you care."

To which she replies, "Well, I'm sorry that I understand biology and know there's only man and woman!"

And I say: "Sure, if you're looking at biology from an elementary school perspective, there is only male and female. But anyone with an education in the subject knows that there's a massive variety in how people are, and there's more than enough evidence to show that someone's perceived birth sex and the way they think about their own self is not always the same. But again: Why does this matter to you? Who is it hurting if someone wants to go by Twig and use xe/xer pronouns? Because I'd love to hear who this hurts."

And this dumb bitch she has one the phone demands to be put on speaker because she could hear me, has me reiterate "for her clarification" (said in the condescending way Matt Walsh might), and says, "Here's the thing, sweetie. There's man and there's woman. That's how God made us. You can live in a fantasy, but you can't deny that."

I say: "You're ignorant on purpose. God doesn't exist. Your kids will hate you in fifteen years' time because you force them to wear political shirts to school, shirts they're too young to understand."

And she says to my mom, "Oh, god! I see what you mean about having lost that one! She's one of the faggots now!"

And my mom just agreed? And says she's disappointed that she's "losing me." Then asks if I think she's wrong for her opinions and I'm like.. yeah? I tell you this all the time? I'll mention a Mexican guy I work with and suddenly it's "I hate all the immigrants." She'll see a commercial with two women getting married and it's "I can't believe those people are allowed to exist." Like. Of course I think she's a dumb bitch.

And this dumber bitch on the phone goes, "Shell, let it go. She's too far gone. Might as well just disown that one!" And she's taken off speaker and they start talking shit about me with me right the hell there. I said, loud enough that this chick could hear, "You're a sad dumb cunt and I hope all your kids are faggy and you die mad about it."

My mom's trying to force me to apologize now. I had "conceded," only to get on the phone and tell her I hope she accidentally shoots herself to death with one of her like 300 rifles, then said I'd call DCS on her if I knew where she lived.

Anyway. I may be violent, but I'm not in the wrong here, and no one can convince me otherwise. It's been like 5 minutes, they're still talking shit about me. And, like, my mom wonders why I don't share shit about myself with her and why I think she's a bad person. Hmm... Maybe it's because her best friend (who shared her views, just more extreme) is someone who likes to larp as an advocate for freedom while simultaneously believing things such as "only whites should be in America," "liberals shouldn't have the right to vote," and "the fags need to be exterminated." I fucking wonder.

#mother #mom #abusive parent #transphobia #transphobes #my mom works in the airport and literally narcs on every poc she sees who is even minorly sketchy... #...bc this vile woman convinced her the minorities are out to do terrorism in random tennessee airports #she literally had a plane to la halted today because it was 'suspicious' that like 80% of the flight was Hispanic..... #as if it's her business who is on a plane. she said they weren't even doing anything. just a bunch of people getting on a plane.. #i can tolerate a lot. i cannot tolerate misplaced hatred. #i have anger problems out the wazoo and i choose to funnel that into vigilante-style defense of people who don't deserve hate #i will 100% fight someone fisticuffs style if i see them being a dick #there's literally so much going on in the world and you're worried about Demin (34) wanting to go by fae/faer?? hello? #you're a clown. clown world. clown shoes. tell me you don't understand the world without telling me. #Tisha who just chose her name yesterday and hasn't figured out how to get a clean beard shave yet isn't your enemy... #fucking rich fucks and governments worldwide are. Garret in his binder can't hurt you. billionaires can. #the kind of people who choose to prioritize shit like pronouns prove to me they're dumb as bricks #people are dying in needless conflict and global shortages of food and housing and you're concerned about Laura using they/them? #you're dumb. second graders surpass you in intelligence and analysis skills and empathy.

[hiriaeth]

I’m haunted that post that said Peacemaker is for adults that were hooked on Destiel 🥲🫠

#that posts haunts me bcse they have no idea how bad my brainrot is for PM and it figures you know since former Destiel fan lmao #I have the biggest OT3 on there and it all happened accidentally cause of an actor dropping out so I’m foolish for getting invested but here #I am clown shoes and all I truly love every single idiot on that show