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torturedpoetemotions · 5 months
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Laszlo 🤝 Guillermo
Not being able to tell Nandor and Nadja apart sometimes
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fuckyeahnickburkhardt · 7 months
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@thehomohomosapiensapien: I need sweet innocent Monroe to get some nice quiet time to play his cello and do pilates!
Me: I would like to remind you that "sweet innocent Monroe" used to like. Kill and eat people for fun.
@thehomohomosapiensapien: He is forgiven!! It's in the past!
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jadedresearcher · 10 months
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New Not!Sim Dropped!
The Eyedlr Porn bots have a new thing to show you :) :) :)
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red-jaebyrd · 1 year
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I love that Bruce has a PTA nemesis named Margie.
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Don't worry Bruce, she bought those cupcakes at Sam's Club on the way to the school.
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roominthecastle · 2 years
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auroradream · 4 months
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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Oof, hard to believe I've been on this hell site for this long! But then I remember that I'm an old and needed an invite to create my LJ...
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devinisagirlsname · 8 months
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WAIT THE CLOWN IS JUST BUGGY WTF???
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diminuel · 2 months
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Are you alright, Dean??
Based on this anon ask: "Does Dean get hit with Baby Fever when he sees Cas holding little Castiel Fitzgerald finally?" Hehehehehe.
Next part!
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hiyaluronic · 2 years
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I think my dash is broken…
It’s May on Sunday and my dash is severely lacking Justin Timberlake memes.
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shinfuransan · 5 months
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✨️Good morning everyone!✨️
Stay hydrated and motivated!
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They really said "it's all about Dean!" 🤣
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fuckyeahnickburkhardt · 7 months
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Me: Are you disgruntled about the German yet?
@thehomohomosapiensapien: YES! IT MAKES NO SENSE!
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jadedresearcher · 1 year
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i hope you like all the salt i've been making.
moon?
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angermango · 1 year
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do you think it was hardboiled after being in there
[inspired by this comic]
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askcapital · 4 months
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4/5
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faejilly · 1 month
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not the sea!
from this poll by @toushindai: Which natural feature thirsts most for human blood?
#the sea does not Care#the forest will devour you to feed the roots after the wolves have picked your bones clean (via @cheesiestart-redux)
#not the sea!#the sea doesn't give a shit when you die in the ocean it's not to malice or desire#it's the cold indifference of the ravenously greedy#the ocean is out here consuming continents you aren't even a blip on its radar#the forest loves you on the other hand#the forest will drink up your blood and entwine new life with your bones#until you are one and the same#poll#i have unexpectedly strong opinions about this#and for the depths of the earth...i feel like your bones mean more#the blood is just what comes first#and I'm not sure it cares either way (via @awaylaughing)
#the forest requires somekind of food--either to indulge in or survive off of. both are valid and known reasons.#the underbrush shall pick off your skin. the animals your flesh. the trees your blood. and the fungi your bones. (via @iamverynormalaboutocs)
#because the sea doesnt thirst but it does swallow whole#the mountains have no need for blood but it will invite your bones#the night sky only observes#the sun is blind#the depths of the earth of crave it but will never get a taste#the river is too busy feeding the sea#the desert can't taste#and the lake has had more than its fill of it#no it is the forest#it is the root that drinks eagerly as the blood seeps into the dirt (via @minimelo)
#the forest#takes your blood to make its offspring grow strong#you're watering the roots with your life#also all the dark rituals happen in the forest for a reason (via @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter)
#things in the sea may feed on your body but the sea is ambivalent#it doesnt care about your blood#your blood would be just another drop#the earth however#the earth demands everything back which it gives (via @playful-bi)
#most of these you are just too insignificant for them to want specifically your blood#the sea doesn���t want blood it wants to swallow you whole as do many of these#the forest though? the forest wants to hunt you and eat you and leave your blood sprayed across the branches#the flesh gnawed off your bones (via @thegreatgaydragon)
#forest#like the sea is imo the most likely to kill you but not because it thirsts for blood#your carry the sea with you that's why we have so much salt in us because our ancestors left the sea but brought it with them#it will take you back and it might be violent but it's not thirsty#the desert will kill you WITH thirst not because IT thirsts#the forest does thirst#but I actually like that about it? it's alive.#the roots are thirsty#the creatures in it are hungry#it's alive enough to thirst for human blood#anyway this is part of why I want to be buried in the woods I WANT the trees to eat me someday#although like. preferably when I have died of causes other than being exsanguinated by the forest. (via @teaandinanity)
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