#*holds my bowl of MCU Steve forlornly*

[tonyglowheart]

I sort of feel like,, MCU Steve’s progression through the movies is kind of like if you were promised a beautiful chocolate ganache cake. But then were handed tapioca pudding.

Like I don’t.. hate tapioca pudding. But I was promised chocolate ganache cake,  you know? and every step of the way, even though it sort of looks like it was shaping up to be tapioca pudding, the maker assured me with words that “no this is a chocolate ganache cake.” And some people! might just prefer tapioca pudding from the get-go! and you know what that’s fine!! and in a different context I would have been perfectly content with tapioca pudding.

It’s just.. I was promised chocolate ganache cake, you know?

#*holds my bowl of MCU Steve forlornly* #*loses the plot of this metaphor slightly* #marvel wank #this is more sad wank than angry wank #what DOES make me angry #is when ppl brandish the bowl of tapioca and is like ''look it's chocolate ganache cake the makers said so every step of the way'' #yeah well their ACTIONS belay their WORDS don't they now #sometimes they sprinkle some cocoa powder in it and are like ''well it's chocolate flavored now'' #(I just had chocolate cake this morning lol maybe that's why it's on my mind) #(it was a coworker's birthday and he brought the remaining half of his cake to share)