➝ Bones characters as this audio.
Booth: Oh, we’re like a big, happy family! And, I’m the dad, and Bones is the mom!
Brennan: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Zack: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son, but I’m not. I’ll be the gay, emo cousin.
Sweets: I will be the son! The hotshot whose only dream.. is to be a star.
Hodgins: I feel like I’d be a fresh-out-of-jail uncle.
Angela: And I’m the sassy aunt who talks shit about everybody.
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my friends and MBTI #3
INFP, turned around in her seat: i don’t know how big a penis can get. i imagine not that big.
ENTP: turn around and stop talking. that’s not a conversation that needs to happen.
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nobody:
not a single soul:
raymond reddington: i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual,  privileged, effete, soft penised debutante. you want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you’re going to be surprised with how ugly it gets. you don’t even know my real name. i’m the fucking lizard king.
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things said in the band room #16
the band director, talking about how his wife has worse vision than him: and i’m like ‘you’re just sad because you’re genetically infeior’!
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things said in the band room #12
the band director: *ranting about how the incorrect use of “lit” shows the degration of society*
the clarinet section leader: what about the tide-pod challange?
the band director: that’s just natural selection! if you eat that and you die, it’s your fault!
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my friends and MBTI #2
INFJ: hey ENFP, are you going to sit with your boyfriend? (INTP)
ENFP: no, i’m gonna let him sit with his boyfriend. (ENTP)
ENTP: wait, what’d you say? i was talking to INTP.
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things said in the band room #13
a band alumni, asking for an answer to his suvey for a college class: should school be 9 - 4 or 7:30 - 2:30?
the band director: 7:30 - 2:30.
two alto saxophones: you disgust me!
the band director: what?! i can play more golf!
one of the alto saxophones: it’s not that you can see your kid more! it’s that you can play more golf!
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things said in the band room #14
an alto saxophone: *giving another alto a survey about snakes for her biology two class*
the second alto saxophone: sorry it’s taking so long. i’m writing a ghandi quote.
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things said in the band room #15
an alto saxophone player: i’m dying.
the band director: apparently.
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things said in the band room #7
the band director: *carries in a bag of instruments*
a clarinet: what’s in your bag?
the clarinet section leader: his murder weapons.
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things said in the band room #11
a flute player, talking about his samsung smartphone: i’m going to use this phone until someone comes to my house and says,“sir, you can’t use this phone anymore.” and then i’m going to fight them.
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things said in the band room #8
a flute player: i hate bruno mars.
an alto saxophone player: i hate you.
a flute player: i take that back.
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