#*logs off again*

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

posting this with absolutely no context

#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again #ace attorney #apollo justice #tikki #random stuff #my stuff #ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat #so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise #i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything #but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried #i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear #i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned #it was so much fuuuuun #tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao #anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more

[porrigens]

ryugoro silliness

#p5 #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryugoro #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #akechi goro #goro akechi #i like their dynamic purely based off their VA interactions but also they have the dynamic of being shitty roommates #the proscuitto pizza is based on akechi’s pizza order in one of the clips with the VAs help #also i should fyi that my p5 art that im sharing is at least #6 months old #and ive fallen off of it atm but im still happy to talk about my hcs #slowly chipping through my logs…:3 #pegoryus will come in soon its my fav i keep forgetting to share them #tumblr exclusive p5 art i dont think ive ever shared these om twt #again if their characters dont feel right i am SORRY! this is how i interpret them and its my silliness to enjoy

[mulderscully]

Should I tell you that when we're apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I've just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined? That I can feel your skin against mine, and it makes every bone in my body ache? That, for a few moments, I can hold my breath and be back there with you, in a dream, in a thousand rooms, nowhere at all?

#* #rwrbsource #rwrbedit #rwrb #red white and royal blue #firstprince #henry x alex #otpsource #romancegifs #adaptationsdaily #userbeckett #userrlaura #tuserella #userninz #usersteen #chrissiewatts #tusertha #usernuria #once again everyone log off i need to be alone w/ them #this kiss is underrated

[calamity-unlocked]

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dadblogging #taylor swift dndads #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #i am not back i just came online; saw i had a very nice ask #(which I still need to answer) #(herdreamywasteland this stupid post is for you) #came up with this; and now i'm logging off again

[romanreigns]

#roman reigns #wwe #*mystuff #*posts and logs off again*

[emgod666]

I don’t think prime is unfeeling like we thought. he and rick are really sore. liiiike, here’s prime after evil morty wallops gutted rick in front of him

prime cares enough to put up a dirty fisticuffs fight with c137 (we don’t see him do this for any other rick). prime appears obsessed with teams, and having an upper-hand as to whether or not someone can join him. he laughs when he’s stood up. he kills hermit jerry much as he deflects his feelings of his past.

prime going, you’re so “sentimental” over your dead wife ; the guy is so obsessed over bringing diane up. it seems he expected c137 to make it through to him, enough to continue building these deranged diane terminator dolls. prime reduces diane to ideas of sex when he programs the diane head-a-majig. he used a personal bomb on c137’s diane and beth too, that I assume precedes the omega device. rick talks prime up for ages, even smiling when he calls prime "the big guy" in this episode. they both reinforce their trauma/last memories of each other. I think it’s crazy they reduced themselves to the single motive of their traumas, even though they were both intelligent enough to invent something as incredible as interdimensional travel.

#ew tho prime getting beaten was so grotesque #the animation is incredible. I love slowing it down to watch the tiny nuance. says 1000 words #rick and morty #rick sanchez #logging off again

[coldshare]

(intentional contagion ahead)...

A has the fetish... and a cold. as much as they'd love to see their partner (B) with the same cold, they take their precautions. they're careful to direct each sneeze away from B, to muffle their harsh, spraying sneezes into a handful of tissues, to use copious amounts of hand sanitizer.

B knows about the fetish. they insist that they wouldn't mind catching A's cold, if it would make A happy. but A, not quite believing that B would really be okay with catching such a terrible head cold, laughs and dismisses them

as the day goes on, it becomes more and more obvious that A's cold is shaping up to be awful. A's nose is running profusely, their nose tickling incessantly, and they find themselves constantly interrupted with harsh, throat scraping sneezes

it's the first day of their cold, so it must be one of the most contagious. they instruct B to keep their distance, continue to politely deny B of their cold. both of them know how hot A would find it if B were to catch this, but A is too embarrassed to do anything about it

that is, until... B has finally had enough.

"whadt are you—" A asks, but they're interrupted by B, cupping a hand around A's cheek and leaning in for a deep, indulgent kiss.

"wait," A says, panting against B's lips. "you should m-move." they attempt to twist away, their chest rising with the sneeze they're fighting to keep contained. "I... hahhh... deed to... hhHAAH..."

B just kisses them harder, unwilling to move out of the way. A has no option to turn away, no option to do anything other than let the sneezes out...

"HhHH'aZssSCHhHEEW! HEHH'EETSHH-yYUE! hh... hahh... hAHH... HHAHH'ASSCHHUe!!"

...right in front of them, drenching B's face with contagious spray, as B continues to kiss them, utterly unbothered... maybe even more fervently than before.

"w-wait," A says, gasping for breath. their nose is starting to run again. "what are you doing?! you'll cadtch my cold... HAHh... hAHH'IIIIITSSSCHHUUE!!" the sneeze comes with barely any warning, showering B with glistening spray. "hHEH... HEHH... HEHH'EETSSHHH-IIYYEW!! ahhH'TTSHHhhiIII!EEEW!!"

"if you want to convince me to stop kissing you, you'll have to work harder," B says, leaning into the kiss again.

despite themselves, A feels warmth settle just below their stomach at the thought of what consequences B might face for kissing them like this, just as their breath begins to hitch and hitch...

#snzblr #snz scenario #sneeze kink #snz kink #contagion #back at it again.. (sighs) #you guys get my uncensored fantasy and after that i am logging off

[hoshingi]

HOSHI ✯ 240330 Back 2 Back

#svtedit #kwon soonyoung #soonyoung #svtsource #seventeen #* #*gifs #*ksy #*svt #flashing tw #follow again to incheon d1 #best pfu song. actually. (even if pfu lighting team hates me) #that's 17 sets so now i'm actually going to log off sorry for the spam 😭

[mecachrome]

oscar is a pedant who spent 10 minutes trying to teach fred how to say the word waffles and he's chronically online enough to have seen a majority of f1 memes and remember all the times his facial expressions have been turned into memes and the ethos of his character is generally that he's unerringly independent and self-assured and doesn't believe in idolatry, but he'll also patiently indulge lando when he takes an eternity to construct one single barely-comprehensible sentence, drop everything at a moment's notice to do anything lando asks him to do, continue staring at him like he's hung the moon despite the fact that he could avoid the Heart Eyes Piastri characterization by simply Not doing that, expend an unnatural amount of energy on validating all of lando's quiz answers and changing his own opinion whenever possible to match his, and last but not least say things like "where's lando? my teammate's abandoned me" "i guess kind of lando in some ways" and "i don't want to keep saying lando but he's the one i know the best, soo.... lando." and things of that nature

#like okay. #sorry for logging on having an unhinged 814 moment and then logging off again. it's out of my system now #text

[lilydally]

my fave catboy 😼

#marius von hagen #tears of themis #陆景和 #未定事件簿 #lily art #its me again with the marius art #ive been off tumblr so long i got logged out of the site on my pc :s

[ceilidho]

hey guys this should be completely fucking obvious but like. don't send fucking death threats or worse to people, especially over online discourse and fanfiction. jesus christ. literally the whole point of every post i've made on this subject has been about how harmful getting those kinds of messages has been to me so don't think that it's suddenly fine to send them to someone else.

#not to get back into the whole thing but i heard from someone that death threats and rape threats had been sent to the op of that call out #and once again. i urge you to log off the fucking internet if you feel the need to send hateful messages or dox someone #absolute loser behaviour fuck

[unironicallycringe]

something lgbtq was happening in this movie

#this is like when i watched Some Like It Hot and was jumpscared #disclaimer that this is a 1969 movie and it thus has random bursts of Problematic in the flavor of that era obvi #and the polyam stuff seems to be acceptable by way of 'comedic musical' #and they end up monogamous at the end because one is a Wanderer who cant help but Wander #but still damn it was a lot of fun #it does do that thing where it's an old musical and meanders #it's just like a collection of misadventures #hootin and hollerin and slapstick #and polyandry #vintage movies #western movie #clint eastwood #lee marvin #jean seberg #queer media #<- putting it there because although nothing is outright queer as we'd know it today #it's surprisingly queer for the time #paint your wagon #ok bye again logging back off 👋🏾❤️‍🩹

[skillbattle]

guy who does not play about getting down and things of that nature 🪩

#i log on i post warioware art i log off #want to redraw them all again bc i think I’m a bit better at it smiles #warioware #jimmy t #wario ware #doodles #draws

[vanhelsingapologist]

But why do I lie awake each night thinking Instead of you, it should be me?

Redraw of the picture in VRGtR! I am sensing a Strahd Sighting soon in our campaign.

#like birdwatching but for Strahd #guys look he’s wearing a black cape! how rare! #curse of strahd #curse of strahd spoilers #curse of strahd art #vanhelsingapologist jumps on tumblr #vanhelsingapologist yassifies strahd again #vanhelsingapologist logs off tumblr #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #dnd characters #dnd character #dnd #dnd art #dnd fanart #ravenloft

[terrifique]

People are addressing the rampant casual racism in this fandom and here comes these big fools talking about how "they just hate lestat" and "it was about shipping all along"....... please know that no amount of side stepping the point will change the amount of racism in this fandom.

You can try to obfuscate as much as you want but that doesn't change the fact that by alienating black fans and other fans with valid complaints and grievances about how this show is discussed on here, you're allowing space for racists and bigots at large in the fandom. People are justified in calling out such nonsense.

If you're comfortable coming to the rescue of someone who is anti-affirmative action and who thinks reverse racism is valid, be my guest. That's between you and your conscience. But don't make it to be about "fandom wank" when people are being very explicit about what is really up. Just own up to the fact that you see nothing wrong with that and live in your truth.

I have seen the trajectory of some of the prominent accounts on this site, the sort of victim blaming rhetoric they engage with and the language they use to talk about the role race plays in this story. One of them soft launching their rancid political beliefs does not surprise me. What I find truly disturbing is the immediate reflex some of you have to fly to her rescue or outright ignore this.

Is remaining mutuals with this sort of internet "friend" really that important to you? Does being cordial online with bigots make you a better person?

Anyway.... examine that for yourselves.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #fandom racism #i'm just gonna say again; reverse racism is not valid. you look silly as a black person capeing for someone who thinks otherwise during BHM #talk to your irl friends ask them what they think. you might be shocked to find they will think you are losing it. log off from time to tim #read a none anne rice book maybe? #idk i'm done

[brunetteaura]

going on a heavy restriction of the use of my phone because its ruining my life and genuinely not letting me do things that i want to do consistently bc they feel too hard. i wont live my best life and evolve if i check my phone first thing in the morning if i dont let myself be in silence for the most part of the day and have my hands free if instead of journaling before sleep i go on tumblr and ruin my sleep schedule due to procrastination of that and so and so. like yeah i get things done but i dont like the pacing and the fact that even an hour of my day is being wasted on this stupid device in a mindless way i really want to put my whole attention into this ive already been asking myself a lot of the times what is it that i wanna do so ive been using my phone way less compared to previous years but i need to be more concentrated more focused and serious about it its genuinely a problem like what sense does it make to want to do something and then do it half assed and lazily. feel/think -> action -> result i will put my heart into things because its what i deserve to give to myself

#ive literally had notifications off for 2 months now i listen to very few hours of music compared to my entire life #but i still struggle because i am in fact on autopilot and until i vigilate myself every single time i log somewhere on my phone its #not going away. im already putting a lot of effort since i realized whats been going on but i just wanted to let it out again #and remind myself and give this kick in the butt that this is whats right and truly healthy #genuinely wonder what my brain would be like if i wasnt introduced to social media since i was 9 years old #📝