#*me desperately trying to divert my brain’s attention: LOOK there’s medic!!! remember we LOVE mad scientists ahaha!!!

[samuraisharkie]

me realizing I’m getting immense serotonin from seeing red Spy TF2:

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #HELP GIRL I DONT WANNA BE A SPY STAN I D O N T #IM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE GODDAMN IT #*me desperately trying to divert my brain’s attention: LOOK there’s medic!!! remember we LOVE mad scientists ahaha!!! #we do NOT sneaky cowardly absent fathers!!! mad scientists and big strong silent men w hearts of gold NOT FUCKING SPY #ok I think it’s working *doesn’t see the cloaked spy sneaking up behind me* #UPDATE: well NOW my brain has decided to simp after Engie???? #lazypurple.... you did this. it planted a subconscious 👀 in me that I didn’t see until it was too late.... #ANOTHER UPDATE: upon reviewing the tags here I’ve realized it’s not all that surprising abt Engie lol #he’s a combo of mad scientist AND big man w a heart of gold (big not tall in his case ggnbdbf)