I wanted to have a picture of wfa-style kon in full superboy attire, but then I got the idea of magazine cover and I couldn’t get it out of my head, so here we are…
behind every good-natured Kryptonian saving puppies out of a tree is a pissed off, sleep-deprived Bat who knows how to break your bones in a way that will defy any and all attempts at physical therapy
from a v specific clark whump AU from @blorb-el where lex captures clark as a young teen and raises him flashpoint-style as a lab rat/tool. and makes kon and then gives kon to him as a social experiment of sorts. but clark latches onto kon immediately
headcanon that tim has a secret compartment in his staff that's incased in lead and inside is some kryptonite. just a little, just some shavings--not enough to do any real damage, just enough so that when kon is being annoying, tim can hit a button and the lead case will retract and kon will actually feel it when tim whacks him in the head.
i forget if i ever posted this one but. another v early fanart from @blorb-el's heartwrenching fic, where luthor kidnaps clark as a young child and raises him to be a mindless tool. and then gives him kon, which changes his whole life