#*record scratch*

[thepromiscuousfinger]

#Record scratch #hol up

[lasshoe]

do you guys ever think about how we didn’t get to see ted and rebecca kiss?

#RECORD SCRATCH

[rubystims]

💿 / 🎧 / 💿 🎹 / 🎹 / 🎹 💿 / 🎧 / 💿 dj stims gifset for anon !!

#stim #stimmy #satisfying #gifset #gif #dj stim #dj #launchpad #record scratch #eyestrain #flashing lights #pulsing lights #hands #neon #rainbow #red #black #blue #multicolored #ruby gifs

[ghost-inthe-hall]

Haha ummmmm 👀👀

#listen........ #look !!!! #home boy tall ass showing skin #and a smooch #also the fact their iv and iii are in button ups is sending me #train horn #ambulance siren #tire screech #record scratch #very posh victorian prude seeing a bit of a skin like his balls are out #the way i zoomed in #i missed it the first time #feelin hot #im sweating #sleep token #iii #iv #iii sleep token #iv sleep token #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #feels wrong to see skin but... #skin! aahhh

[cerealboxlore]

Smoooooth Operatorrrrr

Listen up, Y'all, listen to mama

So. Y'all know about Captain Marvel and his patrons/gods that gifted him his powers through the living lighting via the Wizard Shazam, right? Of course you do, why else would you be reading a post about DC Captain Marvel by this weirdo typing it out right now at 1 AM? Anyways, his powers can do quite a lot, and when used in the right way can extend themselves to unique situations for a better outcome.

However. Billy Batson himself, the vessel for Captain Marvel, is like 10 years old. A small boy. So with that in mind, there's probably a lot of ways he can use the powers of the gods for other purposes without abusing them. As an education major, let me tell you, kids will find a way no matter what. Think they won't do something? They will. They will push the limits to human possibilities and audacity whenever they feel like it.

So imagine this lovely situation:

Billy Batson, young radio show host to Whiz Radio and known pretty well locally with some fame to his name, does a special Valentine's Day segment where he let's callers propose on the air to their partners and it's all so sweet. It's different from his usual program and schedule of talking about deep and complex conversations from the perspective of a child, but it's cute.

That is, until, a couple ends up getting into a fight on the air for everyone to hear, and Billy has to be the one to calm things down, unable to stop the broadcast for whatever reason.

Summoning up just a tiny portion of the Wisdom of Solomon, Billy does his best to get through the awkward situation. During the whole ordeal, Billy ends up getting through to the couple and talks to them about what's going on. He tries to mediate and pushes for a healthier method of communication between them instead of yelling. Despite being a child, Billy's in depth conversation with them about relationships and their dynamics have them stunned, and very apologetic in the end. The couple starts to understand each other better and their boundaries, while completely forgetting that the entire ordeal was aired live.

Word spreads like wildfire and soon Billy has a line of callers calling in for his legendary relationship advice, saying that he was so incredibly wise beyond his years. Little did they know that Billy was now snacking himself on the head for using the Wisdom of Solomon for dating advice!....oh well, he's just glad he didn't go to Zeus for help.

#Billy Batson #dc captain marvel #shazam #silly little rambles #cute headcanons #Billy as a radio show host needs to be revived #Also #Let Billy use magic! #He can have some as a treat #I've got another idea about Billy as Captain Marvel giving out dating advice in the watchtower #Hal: Wait I thought you've never been in a relationship before?? #Captain Marvel: Oh come on #record scratch #Everyone: Wait what?! #Throwback to the time Captain Marvel almost got married in the old Fawcett comics! That was a thing apparently #If you see spelling errors #Deal with it it's 2Aam now

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

Crowley said to Beezelbub that they both used to scare cherubs with the book of life, at the time (before Eden) Aziraphale was a cherub.

So I'm now imagining Aziraphale being around other angels when angel Crowley and angel Beezelbub start to joke about removing certain angels from the book. The group of cherubs freak out a bit and leave, angel Beezelbub flys after them. Angel Crowley spots Aziraphale and waves, Aziraphale goes over to them hesitantly and sceptically and is like "is that true?".

Angel Crowley can see that Aziraphale is a bit worried about the whole prospect of being written out of existence, so angel Crowley is like "of course not, it's just a joke". And Aziraphale goes on about how it's not actually that funny, then angel Crowley kind of apologies embarrassed, but then offers for the two of them to go do something fun.

#record scratch #Imagine angel Crowley had plans with Aziraphale but Aziraphale had to cancel #Which is why Crowley had “Nothing else on for the rest of the afternoon” and got mixed up in the rebellion #gasps #It's just as unlikely as it is likely #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #angel crowley

[crueljokeau]

Rarity has taken well to her new life! She's become a great help at the hospital, her latest task has been taking in new survivors and putting them through the screening process. Its been going okay.. they've only had an accident or two, but the more first hand accounts she hears about the monsters that used to be her friends, the more terrified she is.

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp g4 #mlp art #mlp friendship is magic #mlp infection au #mlp au #mlp fandom #tw hospital #tw medical #slight blood #rarity #record scratch #fanart #original art #artists on tumblr #cruel joke au

[supanuts]

alan this was insane of you and i applaud you

#record scratch #pit babe #pit babe the series #sasa watches #sasa watches pit babe #pbep6

[beardedmrbean]

#record scratch

[gatored]

#sorry to pit 2 bad bitches against each other #record scratch #crocodilians #shark

[thedarkmongoose]

will: i guess this is my becoming

bedelia: all you’ve “become” is unhinged

will: yo mama

bedelia: YOU RIGHTEOUS, RECKLESS, TWITCHY LITTLE MAN

#record scratch #yo mama #hannigram #hannibal memes #hannibal crack #hannibal x will #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #bedelia du maurier #murder husbands #crack #meta #writing #.txt post #incorrect quotes #you righteous reckless twitchy little man

[danvillecheese]

@arendalphaeagle as requested!

#took me a while but here we are #hamster and gretel #record scratch #my art

[gojoed]

tell me you see it PLEASE

#jjk 257 #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #spinning in a circle #just noticed the puddle underneath satoru #yeah mhm yeah #record scratch

[dwampyversegifs]

With credits under cut

#h&g #hamster and gretel #gretel grant gomez #hamster #Record Scratch #supervillain #Hamnesia

[marcelloix]

sometimes rp happens--

#marcelloix #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv rp #ffxiv #ffxiv roleplay #record scratch #freeze frame #you're probably wondering how he wound up here

[jjbacharacterthemethrowdown]

JJBA CHARACTER THEME TOURNAMENT END!

Sorry for the loooooong radio silence, but I am now able to formally congratulate the winners of the JJBA Anime Character Theme Tournament!

In first place, il vento d'oro, the theme for Part 5's Giorno Giovanna!

In second, Killer, the theme of Part 4's antagonist Yoshikage Kira!

And last but not certainly not least: third place, awake, the collective Pillar Man theme from Part 2!

I hope that even if your favorite didn't make it to the finals, you enjoyed listening to the all the amazing themes JJBA has to offer! It was certainly a blast for me watching folks discuss and gush in the tags every week :D

Also, quick update about the next tournament(s). These past few weeks have been pretty hectic as I've gotten a new job! Yay! Adjusting to a new environment and balancing my second job on top of it has taken up most of my time, so I haven't had much time to work on match-ups and whatnot. But never fear! I have no plans of abandoning this blog or you, lovely listeners. It just means things will resume in December!

Have a wonderful day/night :]

#record scratch #thank you all for your patience lol ^^"