#*schlourp*

[stimky-rat-loves-you-very-much]

♡ᴜʀᴀʀᴀᴋᴀ sᴛɪᴍʙᴏᴀʀᴅ♡

"Everyone Is Giving All They Can,

Which Only Makes It Fair That I Do The Same."

🐰 ☕ 🖌-💗 x 🍑-🥛 🧶 ☁️

#do you ever just see water slime and just feel the urge to #*schlourp* #stimboard #stim #white #aesthetic #slime #pink #pretty #cloud #uravity #uraraka ochacho #bnha #bnha uraraka #bnha uravity #♡ #milk #coffe #brown #blue #pour #knit #strawberry #peach #squish #float #bubbles #uraraka ochako #paint

[thearchivistswilltolive]

yall that complain about standing up in your period and feeling like niagara falls have it easy- when I stand up my vagina goes “schlourp schlourp blop blip splirfop” and I say “pardon me” and my mum says “was that your tummy” while I run away making gargling noises from my fanny

[cloudykyu]

@ anon I hope you get your ass ate real good too like scrumptdilioucious schlourp schlourp on god

#love mani

[bobsupportgroup]

i slid a cupcake towards the costco cryer and went into the other lane and there was a scHLOURP sound and i went back and it was gone. the costco cryer likes cupcakes guys

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#callout #the costco cryer #anon #queue