#*sings dirty Jingle Bells to the president*

[erysichthon-of-thessaly]

Jingle Bell Rock

Just ate a micro Christmas dinner (stroganoff) bc everything else is costing a kidney. 45 bucks the cod kilo?? 80 for a chester?? 121 for gammon??? I'm out. 🙅🏻

#broke #no tengo dinero #no no no no #*sings dirty Jingle Bells to the president*