Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.
Steve: You just said it again.
Peter:
Tony: I am not a role model.
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the scene cut after obediah says "the best thing about tony is also the worst thing: he never stops working" and it cuts to tony at a casino... its played for jokes and its very much meant to emphasize how little tony cares for "serious" awards/work, but the camera cuts to a wider shot and theres litterally like 100 people watching him play this game.
"hes always working"
I wish we knew more about pre-cave Tony, because I wonder if that tony considered public apperances as a chore the same way later tony did, and if that tony would rather be in his workshop.
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Please Click it plays background music.
Iron Man x Mega Man
To celebrate my discharge, I created a collaborative comic as I pleased. It turned out to be a Sentinel when I combined Iron Man and Mega Man. Oh well.. haha😂😭
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Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."
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Tony: people are like math
Peter: how?
Tony: Most people don't like math
Peter: but you like math
Tony: I'm beginning to see a flaw in my previous analogy
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**MASTERLIST**
You can't stand your job as the arrogant Loki Laufeyson's personal PR rep, but when the quinjet crashes on your way to a summit and leaves you and your cocky co-worker stranded on an uncharted island, you force yourself to work together for your survival. When Loki contracts a devastating disease while awaiting rescue, his feelings for you change, and you find your tropical nightmare turning into the ultimate paradise you never thought it could be.
PAIRING: Avengers!Loki x Reader
GENRES: enemies-to-lovers, castaway romance, comedy, smut
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ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water
peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river
“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”
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tony saying that howard may have been “every inch the man we all remember from the news reels”.
that “we” gets me every time. The idea that Tony only got to know his father through his father’s reputation, only gets to remember him through the televised showings.
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Do you have any sleepy irondad cuddles headcannons? the pet names are literally the cutest
OMG YES YES YES
I headcanon Tony calling Peter kid, kiddo around other people, but when they alone (or with Pepper) he calls him bubba, roo, spiderbaby, chipmunk (form Alvin and the chipmunks, I headcanon that Peter LOVES this cartoon and every month they are rewatching it and Tony finds some resemblance between Peter and Theodore (“honestly, Peter has characteristics all of them”) so Tony calls him chipmunk)
Most of the time Peter calls Tony “Mr.Stark” despite how close they are, but when he is sleepy he slips and calls him dad.
If Peter falls asleep on the couch, Tony carries him into his room.
If Peter has nightmares, he comes into Tony’s and Pepper’s bedroom and sleeps with them.
Peter is like a small octopus and always sleeps literally on Tony, compressing him and making it hard for the man to breathe (what we do for our kids)
Pepper always laughs and makes a tons of pictures of them.
Peter is really affectionate, but when he is sleepy he is 1000% more affectionate and always wants as much physical contact as possible.
One of the first times when they cuddled on the couch, Tony discovered if Peter feels comfortable and safe he purrs.
Peter is a big spoon (he is an octopus and a spider, of course he is a big spoon)
that’s only some of them!! (sorry for responding so late😭😭)
I hope you are having an amazing day!!
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I've been back in the tony stark tag on ao3 yall lol I am once again in my feels about him!! Have some art bro
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