#*wipes tear*

[toffoliravioli]

what a beautiful…..beautiful man

📸: @/ledeuxmen on ig

#the Disney prince hair is what is doing it #wipes tear #he’s so pretty #nico hischier #new jersey devils

[onejellyfishplease]

Were 4/4 folks!

one new au/funky concept a day!

so far weve had:

-Im not alone (i promise)

-far far future au

-Strained eyes tmnt iteration

and now we have

rottmnt x httyd!

can we make it to 7/7?

#wipes tear #beautiful #now. #can we go a full week? #for how long will the muse stay? #rottmnt #im not alone (i promise) #far far future au #strained eyes au #rottmnt x httyd

[corviids]

writing the new chapter of misty dream and i know aemond is like 27 and a father of five kids but he’s finally growing up and i’m so proud

#wipes tear

[enden-k]

im so proud of him

#him: remembers to take his wallet with him #me: he finally finally got used to mortal life that he no longer forgets the mora he didnt have to rely on as an archon meaning #that he finally learned and came one step closer to-- #wipes tear #zhongli #SUCH A CUTE WALLET very zhongli #makes me wanna draw a fox charm to put on

[perfectoh]

are we gonna talk about how wyll is drinking in camp constantly?

#wipes tear #astarions reading #laezels sharpening swords #wylls drunk off his ass #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #by3 wyll

[freeshza]

i miss missa and i miss wilbur soot. one day this will all be a bad dream and i can go back to :sob:... seeing them again

#wipes tear #text post

[harkingspot]

meet my new ij oc: akbar!!

IM BACK W ANOTHER OC YIPPEE ‼️‼️

akbar (44) born in indonesia and moved to the states in his late 30s

served in the military as part of the air force before moving to the states to study aviation

during his studies, he was intrigued by the bermuda triangle phenomenon as well as missing plane cases

he even plans to travel there on his own to "see it" for himself

AND. BUILDING UP TO THAT POINT– he was captured by cognito for knowing "too much"

ever since then he's worked under both gigi and glenn taking care of travel/aviation related conspiracies

with gigi, he helps clean up places while gigi diverts the media attention (e.g. the rome incident in p2)

with glenn, he helps w the more hands-on stuff with aerospace engineering

he lives on saltines and espresso martinis (and nicotine)

he dresses like an old school indonesian muslim dad, with the songkok and sarong

#SOMEBODY GET THIS LOSER!!!! #ive never been so proud of an oc actually #like wow HE'S SO LAME #wipes tear #so proud of him #inside job oc #hark draws

[springs-delight]

Yuki “like a girlfriend or boyfriend" Tsunoda 🫣 

#he's giving both #or maybe it's just my bi ass projecting #but boy did he look hawt in this fit #wipes tear #yuki tsunoda

[apollotronica]

how tall r u i *prommy i wont tell nobody (*short for promise)

...it changes every time i go to the doctor so like 5'0" to 5'2" (152cm to 157cm)

#☆ apollo answers #wipes tear

[brightynb]

i knew i’d heard this version bulletproof before

#wipes tear

[acorndarlin]

A few months ago my boyfriend looked at me after I said some bullshit, held my hand and sighed “I’m so happy I found someone with the same kind of brain damage as me” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

#wipes tear #the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said

[strongermonster]

i'm helping out at a creative writing workshop for uhhh i think 10-12s? 10-14s? idk. but that age range. and anyways

a) i forgot how fun this is

b) it's really hard not to like, re-write for them and stick to just "hey add descriptions here, change this grammar, really cool ideas!" bc i'm an adult and not trying to talk over/railroad these kids, but i'm just so excited for their ideas!!!

c) little boys write cool stuff like "what if we went to mars but it sucked so we left, but left behind all our technology and the technology rose up and created its own society and then went to war with us for abandoning them? what if transformers had 100x the war crimes? what if the earth blew up. what if we were the robots all along?"

d) little girls out here writing like "aunt melanie's skin was sloughing off the bones as her beloved dogs tore her apart, turning on her in blind animal instinct. the second she stopped providing food, she became food." and a lot of body horror and dark themes about group pacts and betrayals and ritualistic murder/sacrifices. like a lot

#jj stuff #*me wiping a tear* love these weird little girls

[enden-k]

The rooftop scene it's one my favorite scene in all MDZS!

The playfulness of at all, the happiness and the small throwback to the past, the music and the dancing like movements it's everything i ever wanted. It's so romantic too the talk they have before and after.

💕Wangxian invented love and i'm not taking criticism💕

🐇

exactly my thoughts, you said it all 😭💕

#also youre so RIGHT #gosh i love them so much they make me emotional ahhh #wipes tear #myountalk #reply #🐇anon

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me... 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#lord of the rings #lotr #samfro #something something frodo would never end up like gollum bc gollums whole thing was that he was completely isolated #and frodo is loved and cared for even at his worst #also it took gollum all of 3 seconds to go full murder mode and it took frodo like 17 years and also Physically Being Inside Mount Doom #before snapping #but anyway sam would stubbornly love and care for horrible wretched gollum!frodo and nothing will convince me otherwise #pats his lil bald head and wipes his mouth after he tears into raw wriggling flesh for supper #kisses his bony little murder-hands #gives him snuggleses

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

UWARGHGG THE BABY TESILID PANEL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I CRY MY EYES OUT HIS CHEEKS ARE SOOOOOO PINCHABLE WAH

#webtoon update #ALSO EVERYONE IS SO GOOD LOOKING NOW #WIPES TEAR #PRINZ I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redsray]

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam au #dick: look he's even got the dark hair and blue eyes #jason: he fits the pattern. you gotta #dick to tim: you are ours now #tim who just wanted to spend time with his heroes: oh #they declare him as theirs so he is theirs #bruce does not get a choice #he is THEIR little stalker #when jason finds out that tim follows them as vigilantes too he falls over laughing #dick wiping a tear away: he's perfect