#-be devestating for my career as a hater | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sunscreenstudies · 2 years

Text

Iconic Things My Coding Professors Have Said (Part 4)

"by the way i don't use calculators to calculate things, I use python, which is what all intelligent and slightly masochistic programmers do"

Prof: "you probably don't love numpy yet, but you will do" Student: "what if it doesn't love me back?" Prof: "don't worry, it loves you already, you just need some couples therapy"

"so what can we say about this plot? well, we've already seen that it won't win a beauty contest”

"shall we have a go at this exercise together?" *30 dead exhausted so done faces stare back at him blankly* "i love your enthusisam for my life's work"

"the more plots you have, the happier the people are... especially the stupid ones"

"pandas is my favourite python library. it sounds very cute... its not, but it sounds very cute"

Student: "using ‘self’ is just a convention, right? you could add whatever you want in there?" Prof: "... yes, but no"

"what does lambda do?" *silence* okay, first of all, what is lambda?" *muttering from the back* "a pain in the ass"

"sometimes i think that we're getting places, but then i see your tired weary faces staring back at me, so horribly aged by python and life"

"we still need to add that weird ‘self’ thingy as the first argument"

Powerpoint Slides: "Python gives whitespace semantic meaning but most other programming languages don't treat whitespace in such a way. Instead, they use a separate keyword like ‘endif’ or punctuation like } to end the ‘if’ statement. The proponents of those languages (you can call them haters if you want), say that Python is crazy. Python fans call it beautiful."

"It comes from when we had to teach online during the pandemic, and three hour online sessions was just... devestating for everyone"

"We also have a private folder where we share all the... interesting things" *awkward silence* "NOT LIKE THAT!"

"These datasets will be engaging... or at least that's the plan"

Prof: "first of all, how are you guys doing? it's the end of code bootcamp, how are we feeling?” *everyone starts laughing* Prof: “... okay, so you guys are laughing instead of crying, that’s a good sign right?" Student: "we're laughing because if we don't laugh, then we will cry"

"So I'm not going to read through these slides in class because it's really boring and i can't believe i chose this for a career but here we are"

*Prof’s laptop wallpaper is a cat* "There's my fur baby" Student: "What's the name of your cat?" Prof: "Mia. Officially it's after the song by Abba, but in reality it's short for Meow"

#studyblr #compblr #computer science #funny teachers #funny professors

97 notes · View notes

princessofmerc · 2 years

Note

i know nicky is your favorite but it's still nice to see when you tell haters/maks fans to fuck off. every single time i'm glad there's someone who's willing to write essays about him. <3

I'm just filled with utter rage and I'm trying not to be defeated. Because at the end of the day what we're going through today after Toto has implied the r-word is something I personally have been going through since Sunday. And people insinuating he'd crash on purpose to give Max that win hurts because that's not him, at least not the idea of the person I think Nicky is.

He's gotten so much hate all through the year. And he doesn't deserve that. He flies under the radar and people don't realise how good he is. Yes, George is the better qualifier which usually gets him better result, but Nicky has developed so much and they're equal on race pace. And people who don't know anything about him or his career don't see that and think he's only in the sport because of his money and he doesn't deserve that.

Sometimes I feel like he's got no one in his corner even on this website and that sort of hurts because we're spending days defending this and that.

Of course I'm fighting for him. Bullies are taking his name into their dirty mouths as if he wanted any of this to happen. He's crashed before and no one gave a fuck. I will continue my pro nicky propaganda and i will continue the essays and the positive things and I will continue to fight Max fans because this way I can share a bit of happiness for myself and not just be devestated because of the way they treat him.

Someone needs to stand up for him here as well and even if i have to be the only one ill gladly do it.

#personal #cw essay #nicholas latifi

3 notes · View notes