#-blows kiss-

[noblehcart]

@myhiraeth bc im weak and i had to write it asap

"Cerci, darling, how long has it been? Hm?"

His palm resting flat on the little table in the most charming little french bakery. Dark eyes swept over the familiar figure before that hand reached to pull out the chair across from her in with an easy movement before sitting. He had always rather liked Cerci London- she was clever, particular and had the most lovely little shard of ice wedged into her heart that had to be admired. It was sharp, dangerous and cold. He needed that shard for what he was going to ask of her and he knew that she'd absolutely love it. Perhaps love was an exaggeration, but she had no qualms to manipulation especially that of men. Even if she did have a problem with it then she'd have to get over it because he had come to claim the favor she owed him.

Debts had to be collected eventually. And he so wanted to see the downfall of one man and surely she could handle that much.

"You always did have rather exquisite taste you know. One of these days I ought to take you to France with me so you can have something authentic for once." The smells were entirely wrong for a french patisserie, but it was close enough that he could tolerate its inauthenticity for a little while. "There's this charming patisserie out in Normandy. We'll have to see about your schedule in the coming weeks."

#myhiraeth #private: lucien castle #-blows kiss-

[cahootings]

#blowing a kiss to my tjlcitas always #if hearing December 1963 doesn’t give you war flashbacks this post isn’t for you

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Picture this: Dragons using their caves to age cheese. Dragon Cheesemakers!!

The dragon coiled his enormous body, completely blocking the entrance of the tunnel that lead to the caves.

“No,” he snarled, smoke pluming from his nose.

The cheesemonger pinched the bridge of her own nose. “Look, I explained this to you at the start,” she tried once more. “I make cheese.”

“Yes,” the agreed, nodding his scaly head.

“Then I bring the cheese here.”

“Yes.”

“Then you store all the cheese in your cave, keeping it at the perfect temperature and humidity.”

“Yes.” He sounded particularly proud of this part.

“And then when the cheese has ripened,” she concluded. “I come to pick the cheese up again.”

A thunderous scowl clouded his maw. “No.”

“But that’s how it works!” she cried in exasperation. “I make the cheese, you store the cheese, I sell the cheese, I make more cheese!” She peered up at him. “You do realise I cannot bring you new cheese until I have sold this cheese.”

The dragon considered this for a moment. “Ah, but what if—” he began. “What if you go and make more cheese. And bring me the cheese. And I put it in my cave, with the rest of the hoard. And then I keep it there forever.”

“No,” she said flatly.

It was remarkable how much a dragon could look like it had just swallowed a lemon.

“You can’t keep cheese forever,” she insisted. “It will spoil and go bad!”

“You said it would get better and better!” the dragon roared indignantly. “And I take good care of them! With the air flow and the humidity and the temperature!”

“And that is great,” she said, trying to smile through her frustration. “But when a cheese is ripe, it’s ripe! Then you should not be kept anymore, it should be eaten.”

The dragon scraped it’s formidable claws against the stony ground and sulked.

“Look…” The cheese mongering business did not tend to require a lot of sweet-talking, but she was making an effort. “I’m sure the cheeses that aged in your cave are the best cheeses people have ever tasted. When they find out how delicious they are they will want us to make loads more. Maybe several caves’ worth!”

The reptilian eyes stared at her with disgruntled, reluctant interest. “Several caves?”

“If we’re lucky! And I could make so much cheese that I could bring you new cheese as soon as I pick up the aged cheese. Your cave would never even be empty!”

This seemed to strike a chord. The dragon lifted his head a little.

“And that would really be much better for the rest of your hoard,” she continued with fresh inspiration. “Because if you leave cheese too long, it might go bad and spoil the cheeses next to it too!”

A nervous ripple went through the beast’s scaly body, but he clearly was not convinced just yet. “But what sort of a hoard is it if I have to give it away,” he complained.

“Well! Cheese is not just any old hoard! It’s a developing creation! And you will have a hoard that is constantly developing too. Constantly changing, but, if we do this right, never shrinking.”

The dragon looked at her solemnly, wavering with uncertainty. Perhaps she shouldn’t hold it against the poor thing, it must be a difficult concept to wrap his head around.

“And I will tell you what,” she said encouragingly. “If business is good, I can start investing in some really good crumbly cheeses. You can keep those in your cave for five whole years!”

“That is quite a long time for humans, is it not?” he said, sounding a little more cheerful.

“Very long. Especially when it comes to cheese. Cheeses that have been aged that long are very expensive.”

In retrospect, she should perhaps have led with that. Gourmand or not, a dragon was still a dragon after all. A glittering, toothy grin appeared on her recalcitrant business partner’s shout and he moved just enough for her to move past him into the mountain.

“Tell me more about this expensive cheese that crumbles.”

She hid a smirk. “If you help me carry some of the current ones out, it would be my pleasure.”

#anon I am blowing you kisses #what a fantastic idea #don't get me wrong I also support dragons making their own cheese #100% #but this was the funniest to me #urban fantasy professionals #dragon #dragons #urban fantasy #laura drabbles

[tacosransi]

it’s very effective

#my art #digitalart #sxf #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #loidyor #twiyor #inspired by frieren’s ultimate seduction technique (blowing a kiss)

[hollycircling]

#trigun #vash the stampede #things i made #blows him a kiss

[alibonbonn]

Light dragon armor set 

(set bonus: spawns a surprise froggy in your inventory every once in a while).

#i am blowing a kiss to link's outfit concept artist thank you for the absolute serve!!! #the fact that no one comments on his swag in game tho :/ #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #tloz #totk link #tloz fanart #alidraws #concept art

[wispscribbles]

you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c

follow up to this post

They start dating of course! <3

#ask #anon ask #u were so right to ask for a follow up to this one #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #ghoap #doodle #cod fanart #my art #soap has been mortified the whole mission #like blowing stuff up and doing his job while internally having a constant monologue of ‘why did I do that??? will everything change now??’ #just gay panic while war crimin’ #meanwhile ghost has just been waiting to kiss soap back 😌 #this comic is the 6323489th time i've smooshed them together and made them start dating. its still fun!

[mataurin]

Fig and the Cig Figs!!!

#junior year so far is such a delight #did you give another character you like curly hair out of nowhere you ask #and to that I say good question I *flees* #dimension 20 #figeroth faeth #the bad kids #fantasy high #fantasy high: junior year #she’s blowing a kiss to ayda in the crowd who is whatever her equivalent of Beet red with arousal is #watching her silently and blankly thinking heinously dirty thoughts #* #fhjy #fh #fig faeth #my art

[josususu]

#nate sharp #w #maid #vapelife #music! #swoon #blowing kiss #beaches

[kawashimazelda]

#crossed legs #cute bum #qpr #anime 80s #chub #myah amor #emo rap #blow kiss #present #mofo

[cheekylittlepupp]

One of the new aa kisses, the lip bite....I.. I'm not sane about this at all

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 vid #balders gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion bg3 #mims posts ~ #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x you #astarion x tav #astarion romance #IM LOSING MY GODDAMN FUCKING MIND THE AA KISSES ARE INSANEEEEEEEE #baldurs gate 3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate astarion #I WILL BE BLOWING MY FEED WITH GIFS FOR THE UPCOMING WEEK YOU'RE WARNED

[noblehcart]

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Send ✏️ if you like my writing @myhiraeth

ok but PLOT TWIST I looooooooooove your writing omgggggg. i gotta zoom to the dash when you write or reply to anything because i'm addicted to your writing and our muses ok.

#// ooc #myhiraeth #-blows kiss- #ur the bestest britt plss

[aeirithgainsborough]

BLACK SAILS 210. XVIII

#james flint the man that u are #im blowing him a kiss #black sails #blacksailsedit #james flint #jamesflintedit #toby stephens #periodedit #perioddramaedit #tvedit #tvgifs #dailytvgifs #filmtvcentral #cinemapix #dailyflicks #smallscreensource #** #this is me reminding anyone who hasnt to watch black sails xx #show of all time the only show ever etc etc

[stealingpotatoes]

so what i've learnt is if you deny a character's death hard enough then lucasfilm just brings them back for you <3

#blowing a kiss to tales of the empire #i am going to be so normal on may the 4th #talk is cheap #tales of the empire #ventress barriss who next???? #also. the blue bestie!!

[lazylittledragon]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MAMA DEKARIOS'S REACTION WAS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT CYRA WAS PREGNANT :000000 her boy is about to be a dad i think she would lose her entire shit

I THINK YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #galemance #dadkarios #morena dekarios #this one is written in my notes as ‘she kisses gale’s entire face then hugs cyra so hard she nearly snaps her in half’ #i think. she is a very put together sophisticated woman #but she also raised a man who threatens to blow himself up at the slightest inconvenience #so she’s also a bit. explosive #and also she’s still recovering from the ‘i fucked and pissed off a goddess’ conversation so she’s probably thrilled #cyra and morena on their way to the stormshore tabernacle to fuck her up #also she absolutely digs out all of gale’s tiny socks for them

[cicadaghost]

her name is yellowjacket and she is my friend

(this is a pro-wasp post, do not be mean in the notes)

#wasps #bugs #insects #bugblr #blockbench #i wanna animate this one but posting it as is first #thinking about wasps. i love them so much #i'm blowing every wasp a kiss