Again another sigma bot generated sentence it doesnr make sense i dont care
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Wittecouple week day two: Magic
Bonus:
Evelyn: Croissant?
Caleb: Quaso!
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I promise I won't take up too much of your time.
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perfume story (im on a perfume trip lately): we had a kickoff meeting with our dutch colleagues and the guy sitting in front of me had The Best fucking perfume. like. i think i brought it up afterwards AT LEAST 3 times it was just that good. and another coworker went 'WAIT! i know which guy you mean! when i was in the dutch office like three women asked him what his perfume was bc it was so good' and she remembered and got a sample, which she brought to work today, and spritzed on two male colleagues. MAN. when i tell you i got absolutely nothing done the entire morning bc i was just smelling them and getting distracted... it wasnt even eyecandy coworker that got spritzed, i think that fr would have killed me
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Although a mindfucking would do wonders to sort out the current issue with vulgar language and behavior, I'm sure there much quicker ways to send Mars on the path the malleability and manipulation. Wouldn't you agree? Yes.
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Ok Hear me out.... rev x gibby
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Anyway Jon Sims Magnus Archives and Martin Blackwood Magnus Archives are now c!Benchtrio’s gay dads, hope this helps
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You think batman ever runs simulations in the batmobile to keep his driving skills up? So sometimes Alfred comes down to check on him and he just sees Bruce in his special suit sitting in his car, turning the wheel and pretend driving.
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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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