#0-60

[dweeeeeb]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #Yelawolf, #GetTheFuckUp! ... #0to60, #ZeroToSixty [HQ & Lyrics] (2010) #MMitM1

#youtube #Yelawolf #Get The Fuck Up #0-60 #Zero To Sixty #MMitM1

[skankhunt44]

If anyone finds this footage, you win the internet for the year.

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank #shit post #dank shit #shit poster #fist fight gone 0 to 60

[rennyrose]

Crybaby scribs

#kinda like the thot™️ that yeah Liv is the crybaby and has earned the nickname but when Raz cries it’s either very messy or a full meltdown #just a 0 to 60 with the waterworks pfpfffft #big dude with bigger emotions kind of thing #and lots of pent up stuff #trigun #trigun maximum #livio the double fang #razlo the trip of death #Trimax #trigun manga #drawing #sketch #digital art #art #fan art

[bonithica-art]

some more beatles drawings

#nobody liked my jeremy and blue meanie ship fanart #0 likes for jeremy and chief meanie 82 likes for mclennon #we live in a society #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #art #fanart #60s #lennon mccartney

[gumy-shark]

things heating up in the number fandom on the wisp discord tonight

#anyways 6 is the best single digit number #4 6 and 8 are my weed smoking girlfriends and yes they smoke weed #36 is the best 2 digit number and possibly my favorite overall #and 60 would be a strong contender for that position if it didnt end with a 0 #we're having a really neurotypical one

[morganbritton132]

I just know Eddie goes all out on April fools day! I’d love to see a Eddie munson tiktok saga post about April fools day to boost my mood x

(Thank you for all your amazing posts, they always make my day)

Saturday April 1st 2023, 7:32AM

Eddie is awake when Steve wakes up, which is not unusual so it does nothing to further the process of his senses coming back online. Steve doesn’t notice the mischief in Eddie’s smile or the camera when he mumbles a g’morning and stumbles his way into their ensuite bathroom.

Steve immediately comes back into the room with hands on hips. Eddie zooms in on the unimpressed look on his face and laughs when Steve points to his cheek where a crudely drawn dick is and states, “Get this off me.”

Saturday April 1st 2023, 11:06AM

Eddie posts a Tiktok from where he’s sitting on the kitchen island. Steve opens the fridge and a bunch of rubber snakes pop out at him. He is not fazed by it, but nearly jumps out of his skin when he turns around and sees the fake spider Eddie sat on the counter.

This video ends with Steve saying “Enough!” while Eddie is laughing his ass off.

Saturday April 1st 2023,  2:53PM

Eddie sets his phone up at the end of the deck in their backyard. He then proceeds to climb up on the railing next to the door leading into the house with a gigantic water balloon. The video speeds up to show that he was standing there for a long time before Steve opens the door.

Steve freezes, having spotted Eddie. They just stare at each other – Eddie with his giant water balloon held over his head and Steve who was letting Ozzy out for a bathroom break. Steve finally says, “You realize I’m not walking out there.”

“You don’t need to,” Eddie says and throws the balloon at him anyways. Steve yelps as he moves away, and you hear him laugh from inside the house.

Saturday April 1st 2023, 4:15PM

Eddie posts a compilation that starts with him holding a tiny remote. When he presses a button, you can hear the sound of a fly buzzing around the room. The video is then spliced with clip after clip throughout the day where you’ll hear the fly sound followed by Steve looking around and saying “Is there a fucking fly in here?” with increasing frustration.

Saturday April 1st 6:01PM

They’re eating dinner. Eddie dumps a bunch of broken pieces of uncooked noodles onto Steve’s plate of spaghetti and mixes it up while Steve messes around in the fridge. When he gets back to the table, he takes a bite and there’s an audible crunch.

Steve swallows hard and then starts coughing, wiping the smile that Eddie was trying to hide off his face. The smile is gone completely when Steve starts coughing up blood.

Eddie’s face goes white, “What the fuck? It was dry pasta!”

Steve gives up the act immediately and stops coughing. He gives Eddie an unimpressed look as he tosses a pack of blood capsules at him and says, “Yeah, I know. Stop fucking with me.”

#Steve going from 0 to 60 with his pranks is hilarious to me #he’s like ‘oh you’ve been a mild annoyance today? I’m gonna make you think I’m dying’ #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[buglaur]

she's live

now you can see what everyones height is in my head because i refuse to download height sliders. look at ass <3

#also works on mobile btw ☝️ !! #me successfully making this is proof you can achieve anything with 500 google searches #you should see my search history #html how to put image. html how to change image size. html how to put images in a row. html how to center a row of images. html how to #their pinterest boards are disabled at the moment because i need to make them look good before i share them #and most tags don't work yet because i'm too lazy to go back through my whole blog and tag almost 2 years worth of posts 😭 #going to christen it by reblogging one of those dress up your sim prompt ask games #if i can find it #and then i'm going to get completely stuck into rufus and sawyers gameplay yessss i can't wait #leaving virgils gameplay forever i think because when rufus and sawyer have a kid i'm moving him in as the babysitter #would you believe me if i told you there is 0 cc clothes in this #i've fallen in love with maxis clothing recently idk what happened to me #besides roxys boots and virgils bag its a vanilla lookbook #thank you to everyone who voted on the poll yesterday btw #even though it was 50/50 the majority of the time it was up #it ended up 60/40 after an hour tho so i went with my fav macmahon lifestages instead of young adult stages! #goodnight <3

[citrus-cactus]

Watching Awakening Parts 4 & 5 is mostly just me waiting for my favorite failwoman to have a bazooka-assisted meltdown on national TV

#gargoyles #disney's gargoyles #this whole exchange is flippin' incredible #girl you went from 0 to 60 in 0.3 seconds #she was happy for like… what… an hour? before it all started falling apart #for someone who’s been alive for so long you think she’d’ve learned some patience and subtlety #but no all she really knows is how to betray first and not ask questions later #anyway I can't do justice to her and all her character flaws in these tags but she's incredible and tragic and complex and I love her #demona

[nieded]

0-60 in 3.5

🏁🌈🏁 new #RAINBOWROAD is here!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), OCs Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Sports, outsider pov, Multimedia, Screenplay/Script Format, Tumblr Ask Box Fic

Summary: In which Crowley and Ezira Phale do a victory lap. For @tut557.

Huge thank you to The_Bentley for the beta! This is a multi-part story that will be 100% outsider POV. Please have creator work skins enabled, or else none of this will make sense. I will be updating weekly. This will include a variety of different interviews and media about AJ and Ezira. I would also like to announce that pre-orders for the #RAINBOWROAD for Rainbow Railroad Charity Drive Redux have opened today! Please take a peek at my Tumblr post for more information, including an FAQ and available items. I am so excited to share this with you and have been working on formatting the books since November. <3

#0-60 in 3.5 #rainbow road #good omens fic

[aq2003]

in all senses but the physical david tennant is like if hamlet was one of those air inflatable floppy arm guys at car dealerships

#david tennant #ive boiled him down to his bare essentials. his hamlet is 100% hamlet 5% air inflatable floppy arm guy #his benedick is 0% hamlet 100% air inflatable floppy arm guy #crowley is 60% hamlet and 80% air inflatable floppy arm guy #and his doctor doctorwho is 100% hamlet and 100% air inflatable floppy arm guy. #thank you for coming to my tedtalk i smacked my head on the pavement bc i fell off my skateboard #and now these are the most coherent thoughts i can form

[demetris-cocksleeve]

I need him biblically😭

#yall dont understand #i have next to 0 interest for dnd yet i dropped a whole $60 just for this man 🫠 #astarion #bg3

[dragon-tidbits]

Mild CW Drugs-

Had an edible and had QUITE the experience today... a fraction of which felt like what Ford might've gone through with repeated Bill possessions since the betrayal.

Losing track of time while actively trying to firmly grasp it.

Seeing multiple timelines being lived out and wondering which is the real one.

Wondering if you spoke or just thought really loud.

To forget the edges of your own body, only knowing you have skin when in pain.

Wondering if someone is watching you while you aren't looking.

You better hold onto something or you'll float away.

A morsel of infinite brilliance and the giggling madness that comes with it.

Fukkin CRAZY EYES and jitters.

What a day

#Mind you I had a GREAT time and felt like a GENIUS with ideas for my fic #Lets hope I can remember and implement them well #I had my boyfriend transcribe what he could cuz again I felt BIG BRAIN #once that gummy hit it was 0 to 60 in seconds #Gravity Falls #Stanford Pines #Be responsible folks

[mercisnm]

Hi mercisnm! for the drawing challenge if you're looking for asks/requests: Since you said it needs tissaia; tissaia and francesca finding each other after the coup where all is (if for only a brief moment) forgotten and forgiven between them? Pose 1a or 2a perhaps? Xx

hello rilirili, i set out to draw this as soon as i saw the ask. only after i was 90% done did i realise you might as well have meant the book version

oh well, instruction unclear, have friends to enemies back to friends instead : D

#the witcher #tissaia de vries #francesca findabair #ughhh they should have bEEN FRIENDS #like. i want to complain but also. the show went from 0 to 60 so fucking fast. it is insane #they are both like 'fuck this bitch in particular' after seeing the other for 3 seconds????? insane women behaviour #doodle requests #sometimes i draw things #asks

[nightmareinfloral]

shazam is so funny because he’s either fighting the embodiment of the seven deadly sins or a worm

#sure the worm is really smart but it’s still a worm #it’s really 0 to 60 in 3.5 #shazam #billy batson #dc #dc comics

[eye-of-yelough]

Gortash being a highly intense person but with eerie, almost inhuman levels of self control is so interesting to me. and by interesting I mean terrifying. Like i think his genuine smile or - God Forbid - his genuine laugh would provoke a visceral fear response in the average person.

I think Aeryn sees his real smile several times but the laugh only once, when Gortash is carving his name into Aeryn’s neck. Like i think that whole thing is. maybe not a religious experience for Gortash but it’s pretty close. makes him feel emotions indescribable and with an intensity he’s never felt before and doesn’t again (until Aeryn carves out his - his - heart and hands it to him before they die in each others arms in the Astral Prism :))

but yeah just thinking about that whole scene like. goddd i WISH i had the brainpower to write it but it would be so difficult cos Aeryn’s Fully Brainwashed by Gortash at that point so it’s. weird. and i don’t know how to start lmao. so lemme just say it’s the first time Aeryn feels Gortash shake against him. maybe his voice even wavers. not from nervousness, just pure adrenaline.

which i think is why i’m so hesitant to make that the first (and if i did, the only, knowing my lack of energy) fic i write about them because they’re e both being so out-of-character in it? like i don’t want that to be the main association people have with them. i don’t know.

#this post kinda ran away from me #i also kinda see it as gortash feeling like. Genuine Physical Desire for Aeryn for the first time ever. becuase weird greysexuality #like i think his physical attraction levels to people in general is completely at 0% and his physical attraction toward Aeryn fluctuates #usually between 5 and 20% so it’s still very minimal. and i think this is the only time it spikes up to about 60 #which is still low to an allosexual but for him it’s genuinely kind of overwhelming. #i guess this technically makes him a little bit demisexual in a way? can you tell gortash sexuality is really fascinating to me. lol. lmao #i wanna write it so bad. #your daily dose of idiocy #aeryn and gortash #oc aeryn #gortash

[babacontainsmultitudes]

80 or so years of life really ain't enough can I have an elf lifespan instead please? Or at least a dwarf's... I need at least a couple hundred years... Oh and a new spine every 5 or so years, if that's not too much to ask. 3. 3 years actually. Yeah, a new spine every 2 years, and a lifespan of 350-750 years, that's all I want really.

#SORRY this is such a random thing to be posting about and I guess it's a vent post haha #I suppose I've just been feeling a lot of... dread and fear lately... especially in the late hours... #''Lately'' as in on and off for most of my life but *a lot* as of the past few months #Like #Oh it's weirdly embarrassing to talk about this here it's a tad personal uh **tw (discussions of) death #But do you ever just feel paralyzed by the knowledge that one day you'll be 40? Or 60? Or 80? If you're lucky! #I worry a lot about wasting my life #I worry a lot about dying an unpleasant death #Or a painful one #I suppose I've always been gerascophobic... #But finishing school and turning 23 and not having a job and having just a hard time with my physical health lately... #I haven't been great I guess #I just feel like time has been moving so quickly lately!!! #And I've been going nowhere. #:0 not to be too much of a bummer y'all I'm not like feeling horrible rn or anything but I do need to vent I think #Cause if not it just stays coiled up inside of me. #*gah* I should channel all of this energy into Glenn in my pirate fic lol #😌 he's insecure (in part) cause he feels old #🥲 ough and I don't feel amazing about that most recent chapter but I guess that's a whole new vent #working on some different stuff for a bit. #ANYWAYS #I hope whoever happens to be reading this is having a good night ✨️ #oh or day if it's day for you lol