“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.
“Inexplicable, Warden.”
“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”
“Indubitable, Warden.”
“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”
“Maybe the building’s shy.”
“That is just tough shit for the building.”
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
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light: when i was talking to ryuzaki he--oh by the way ryuzaki ive been saying "he" but what do you prefer
L: interesting. do you think this could be relevant to the kira case, yagami-kun?
light: no, just curious.
light: (is this a trap? would kira care about something like masculinity? no... kira is a paragon of justice. he would never misgender someone.)
L: maybe yagami-kun thinks that a name and a face are not enough. does he think kira may also need a gender?
light: interesting theory. is that why you don't have pronouns in your bio, ryuzaki?
light: (ive got him. the other officers will never respect him if they find out L is a transphobe! wait, they're cops. damn it. has this all been for nothing?)
L: ive actually taken the liberty of making fake pronoun pins for everyone in the squad, to ensure your security. here, yagami-kun. or should i say... yagami-chan.
light: neopronouns?! (do i give off nya/nyam/nyaself vibes? or is this another clever ruse? he still hasn't even told me his own pronouns...)
ryuk: hey, light. don't forget about the deal. the shinigami eyes would let you see anyone's pronouns at a glance.
light: (forget it! im not giving up half my life just to they/them ryuzaki!)
L: id just like to flag for the audience that im aware this is a stupid bit but don't worry it's over now
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Good evening and please take these 5/2 human beans gently in your palms.
Hmm? Where are they from, you ask?
Why, it's the one and only Things That Bleed! Written by @ghostly-cabbage , @kkachis , and @artistfingers . In which it establishes the possibility of sometimes family being a child spy, a scary scary assassin, and an eldritch horror boy.
Recently went back for a ... I honestly lost count how many times I've re-read this story. It's a gift that just keeps on giving, sometimes I just like go back to get soaked in the Scenery of quiet and restless hotels and underground parking lots and long car rides. hohoho don't let these mundane elements deceive you >:)
One thing I like to imagine is the post-reveal relationship these three may have, when Alex and Yassen get comfortable around Danny's ghost form, how they might just sit around in some rundown motel figuring out the next course of action but like. With a fun-sized eldritch noodle spreaded out on the bedsheets. Draped over the TV. Curled up in the cool tub or mini fridge. Rolling and eeling under the bed. Letting Alex wear him like a scarf. Yeah... yeah.
I am not certain how soft and fluffy these three can be when they spend enough time (and experience some Horrors) together, so these may be a bit ooc. but, well. I had fun drawing and I have faith in them💪
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more info of the fic can be found @thingsthatbleedfic
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I love ur daily Alex a lot!!Could you do more Alex&Farah doodles plz🥺🥺💕💕Thanks!
[day 32] thank u so much and!! your wish is my command <3
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Pond Naravit as PALM & Phuwin Tangsakyuen as NUENGDIAO
NEVER LET ME GO THE SERIES (2022) dir. Jojo Tichakorn Phukhaotong
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I would think that being on opposite sides of battle, you don’t see much about someone aside them then being an enemy. So it wasn’t until Fit joined soulfire that he truly saw the exhaustion and responsibility that sat upon the shoulders of the youngest. The toll of a leader was prominent in tubbos eyes and Fit couldn’t stand to see them full further, yet every jab at his leadership, or lack of respect from others placed another weight on tubbos shoulders until he was barley standing. Fit could see it, he knew Pac could see it too as he came to him with the his worry of seeing tubbo work hard and take all the jeers and disrespect with a smile.
Fit knew that just talking to tubbo would do nothing, the kid was stubborn and would never tell anyone of his struggles. Instead, Fit asks him to go on a fishing trip with him to gather resources. And as expected, the calm waves against the shore and the comfortable silence between the two soon was filled with tubbo venting and releasing some of the tension that was weighing on him all these days. Fit let him talk, he let him talk until he wore himself out and he leaned against Fit’s shoulder, fully exhausted. Fit knew that tubbo would never believe him if he told him how proud he was, if he told him that he was the best possible leader because of his kindness and not despite it, if he told him that he and Pac can barley believe how much he’s grown both with and without them over the last few months. Fit knows the teen would just shrug it all off with a awkward chuckle. So he instead he wraps an arm around him and holds him close, knowing that his boy has a safety net should he need to fall.
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mike saying he prefers pacmanduo to hideduo (in a ship sense) in the month of our lord December 2023 was not on my bingo card
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