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~ Necklace.
Place of origin: Egypt
Period: Roman Period
Date: 100-1 B.C.
Medium: Glass, gold, and garnet
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leighways · 1 year
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complimentary Halloween costumes for you and the homies
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cupfullofpapas · 7 months
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2end Place: Art
3erd Prize will be posted tomorrow! Winner: @weaveusamist
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Primo: Brother look what I found Secondo: Eh?, what is it Primo? Primo: I remember this day Secondo: Right, brother you can't even remember yesterday Primo: You were such a cute child sometimes I wonder---What the hell happened? Secondo: Fuck you old man Primo: Love you too brother. Every pair of siblings has heard this at lest once or more in their lives.
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pnfoutofcontext · 2 years
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ferbracket · 4 months
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Candace Competition
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Cantok. ''Ah, Can-tok makka foom-fa! Can-tok in charka!''
Cavegirl. ''I know how men are about their meat. 'Argh! Me manly man! Me like meat!'''
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theblogghoulette · 1 year
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Prime Mover
First post! I made this like a week ago. I posted this in like three Ghost Facebook groups. 🤣
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the-mjolnir-owner · 1 year
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Thor's origins in the comics: a study
In Avengers 1,000,000 B.C. #1 we have a deeper and confusing insight into Thor’s origins.
Odin and the Phoenix had a relationship (Avengers 2018 #62), they loved each other, he wanted to have a child with her
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But, she believed her nature would never allow her to have a baby. So the Phoenix asked Gaea to have the baby instead, to give Odin a chance
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Odin and Gaea had an affair and together they made Thor, who was born as a multiversal threat
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His birth attracted a lot of unwanted attention, including the Frost Giant King Laufey’s, who launched a vicious assault on Odin and Gaea and baby Thor
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With a single blow, the baby was frozen to his very core, seemingly without any hope of salvation
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Luckily, the Phoenix heard Gaea's cries and felt Thor's pain. She answered without any hesitation 
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With her flames, the first Phoenix breathed new life into the God of Thunder.  She burned the fires of life into Thor to revive him. That’s his rebirth so, still in a way, the Phoenix feels like his Mother in that sense
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The Phoenix wanted to be around, to watch the kid grow, but he was a threat to the other realms since he was a baby 😬
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Gaea is still Thor's biological mother, the Phoenix thinks of herself as his second mother because she imbued Thor with phoenix fire to save his life which is why he also has that power. When Thor was weaned, Odin took him from Gaea...
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...to give him to Frigga/Freya, his wife, the one who Thor calls Mother, the woman who raised him and probably named him, too. But, of course, baby Thor cried because he missed his biological mother, Gaea
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And Odin couldn’t handle baby Thor’s thunder anymore, didn’t understand why he cried nor had patience with the baby 
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ambreiiigns · 1 year
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i need to download every song ghost has ever made maybe that will fix me
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moonlight-fan2008 · 2 years
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Moonlight rewatch part 6 of 16
Season 1 episode 6 B.C
(I’m pretty sure it’s meant for black crystal which is the name of the drug they are investigating and not for B.C in reference to the year. Though Lola is also one of the oldest vampires so it could be a reference to that)
Beth’s being a tad mean to the models like yeah they help promote unhealthy beauty standards but you don’t have to insult them
Mick’s house being broken into for like the 7th time
Also how does Mick sleep with his freezer light on? I can stand even the smallest amount of light
Josef “I’m looking for someone” and Micks “and you think they’re in here?” Like come on Josef you could’ve waited till he was awake
Dolores Maxford Witford (Lola) is one of the names on the vampire hunters list but isn’t marked off. I’ll try to get a picture when I get to that episode
“Just a tinge of condensation” maybe a bit more of a tinge
And now Carl’s stress level is rising because Beth is at another one of his crime scenes
Josh “I’m going to ask you not to follow this story” yeah Josh we both know that Beth isn’t going to follow your advice
Mick gushing over Lola is cute in hindsight when you know that was Alex o’loughlins girlfriend at the time
“You gave her your password?!”
Grumpily “Not on purpose”
“Once a decade booty call”
Beth not listening to Josh and doing her own investigation
Do you think the bouncer for the VIP room knows that vampires exists? I kind of feel like he does
Yet another case where Mick and Beth are working cases/stories that intersect
“This is L.A county morgue not help you autopsy” I feel like all the vampires who work in the morgue have had Mick bugged them at one point or another
I think the technician that Beth is talking to appears in a previous episode as an extra
Beth stealing evidence again
Mick and Beth running into each other at the morgue again and being completely awkward with each other
“I need this microchip inserted into my hand”
“of course you do”
Talking about the kiss and Mick calling it an accident and Beth being all “oh okay”
Perpetual coolness is the vampires curse says the dorky vampire
“I knew I should have closed the window” I don’t think that will stop a vampire Lola
“You two don’t tell me just friends”
Carl’s stress levels rising again he’s like “not this shit again”
Josh being insecure again
“I asked you not to follow the story” Josh you’ve been with Beth for a year now, you should know that she was never going to listen
“Then I see you there with Mick St.John”
“Oh so that’s what this is about” (yes it is)
Josh basically snorting going no
“She stole a million bucks from you”
“She didn’t steal it” oh Josef you’re a softy after all
Some of the transition’s definitely date the show, not negatively but it’s clear this came out in the mid-2000’s and not in the 2020’s
“I walked all the way here” Mick: 🤨“why?!”
“Did you try some of that drug?”
“Yeah it tasted really weird”
And Mick’s tone when he said “yeah that’s cause it’s vampire blood”
“There’s no space between us” Mick 😬 “oh there’s space”
Like we know our protagonist and hero isn’t going to take advantage of our heroine and clearly intoxicated female lead but they do drag it out a little too long
Once again the music choice is great
Mick still wanting to cling to his humanity and remember what it’s like to be human is so sad because he’ll never get to be human again
“That’s not like me at all”
“Actually you said it was the real you”
Beth helping Mick destroy evidence and hid the truth about vampires
VIP bouncer guy staring creepily at Beth
Mick trying to help a fellow vampire, followed by getting his ass kicked by another one
Beth going to the warehouse to look for Mick and being relived he’s okay ☺️
“Oh she won’t be back”
Josh “I don’t want to know” yeah you probably don’t
Mick and Josef’s conversation about immortality
Moonlight continues to choose great music
Beth keeping and hiding her vial of black crystal 👀
I give this episode 8 out of 10 wooden stakes I like the concept of vampire blood being used as a drug to mimic what being a vampire is like without turning a person into a vampire but I don’t Like how we know our protagonist and hero isn’t going to take advantage of our heroine and clearly intoxicated female lead but they drag it out a little too long
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cultfaction · 2 years
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Preview- Avengers: 1,000,000 B.C. #1
Preview- Avengers: 1,000,000 B.C. #1
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thornedvines · 3 months
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my doodles are so silly aren’t they guys
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leighways · 2 years
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“Would you mind telling me your name?” He asked.
The child turned from the delicacy before them and held Primo’s stare. The initial fear had somewhat dissipated from their face, which was now dusted with tart crumbs and bits of glaze. They swallowed, then wiped their hands on their pants.
“I’m Copia.”
Primo extended a gloved hand forward for his guest to shake, moving his cup of espresso beside him so he could better reach.
“My name is Emeritus. Emeritus The First. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Copia.”
“You too, Professor,” they replied. “And..” they paused, looking down at the pastry resting in their lap. “And thank you.”
It occurred to Primo then, that someone of Copia’s particular background had probably never heard the term ‘emeritus’ outside of a classroom setting before, and he found the implications oddly freeing. He’d certainly taught a lot of Sunday School classes—albeit, those of the satanic variety—and spoke in several academic settings about the finer points of his religion, but he had never been a professor before.
From the corner of his eye, he watched his guest carefully break apart the rest of the mazarin and slowly ingest its pieces. The brown wrapping paper seemed so big in their small, shaky hands. He smiled to himself and relaxed into the stiff embrace of the bench’s soggy wood. Perhaps he could be Professor Emeritus. At least for a little while.
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Chapter three of Genesis comin at ya hot and ready!! Blows a kiss to my readers—I appreciate y'all sm!!! Feel free to check it out here!!
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greensparty · 1 year
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Remembering Raquel Welch 1940-2023
Actress Raquel Welch has died at 82. She is one of the all-time movie star crushes. She was great in Fantastic Voyage, One Million Years B.C., in the Ringo Starr / Peter Sellers comedy The Magic Christian, 2 episodes of Mork & Mindy, and a cameo in Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult. 
But my favorite performance of hers was as herself on the 1997 “Summer of George” episode of Seinfeld. She gets into a catfight with Elaine.
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The link above is the obit from People.
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ferbracket · 9 months
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Doofenshmirtz Bracket Incorporated
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Sandwich-Suit-Remove-Inator. '' It sucks all sandwich suits up into the air and then shreds them to teensy, weensy pieces. Today I will fly all over the city and strip anyone dressed as a sandwich right down to their skivvies!''
Monster Truck. ''Gentlemen, I have a unique investment opportunity for you. I'm sure you're all aware of the popularity of monster trucks, right? But you know, they are not really monsters, just big, stupid trucks! So, I came up with my own line of monster trucks! Behold! Very evil, don't you think? And there's even one that looks like me!''
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theblogghoulette · 1 year
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Lean On Me (Primo x Reader) 18+
Heya! I started doing these on Twitter last night and decided to post the Primo one first! The start is fluffy but it transitions into NSFW! It’s not very long (I don’t have a lot to say about Primo), but I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Content: fluffy comfort, then some wake-up genital fondling. The genital fondling will be in the “keep reading” part just in case you don’t wanna read it LOL
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When you’re having a hard time, you’ll visit Primo in his quarters. Something about him calms whatever is going on inside your brain. He’ll allow you to sit beside him and talk with him about what you’re feeling. If you don’t wish to talk about it, he’ll coax your head into his lap and stroke your hair soothingly, whispering sweet nothings to you. This will eventually result in you falling asleep in the safety of his presence.
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But then you wake up after you feel better, only to find him asleep. To repay him for his comfort, you decide to wake him up with some well-deserved head. He’ll awake slowly and then with a deep groan, he’ll speak your name tenderly. 
“Ah, my dearest, I’m glad you’re feeling better.” 
His hand that once rested on your head will return to tangle itself in your hair, not using any force but just placing itself there while your head moves, working the magic your mouth does. Primo’s chest rises and falls in deep breaths as you add your hand to his shaft, moving it in collaboration with your mouth. His eyes shut tightly as he focuses on the sensation you’re giving him, whispering praise into the air to dance through your ears.
 “You’re always so good for me, little one. You make your Papa so proud.”
Groans are heard in between some of the words as he struggles to get his sentences out. You begin to feel his cock twitch in your mouth as you push your limits just for him, pushing him all the way down and tickling the back of your throat with his tip. It only takes a few pumps in before you’re filled with his seed. As he releases, he says your name in such adoration and grips your hair, tugging it slightly. You swallow what was given to you and sit up, placing a loving kiss on Primo’s lips. 
He strokes your cheek and lays you back, lowering himself. 
“Let me repay you, my sweet.”
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