#1 of my favs hoe

[bardicious]

Well, okay... not gonna lie, I've hit the point in Nancy Drew where I've gotten bored. And I hit the part where Ace meets his brother and like... Grant is literally already leaving him?? 😑 Whatevs.

#nancy drew #hardy boys #season 1 was def my fav #it was the coolest #and its still cute but I'm kinda getting tired of all the absurd family drama #like imo those hoes should have been arrested a long time ago #and now I don't even get more hardy boys??? eeeeh #then again - I usually give up on a show after 2 seasons - especially if it's as overabundant as CW's shows #Might continue - might not

[pjisskullourful]

humbly requesting audio recommendations b/c my favourite performer just deleted their entire works 😭

no cos same! three of my favs deleted all their stuff this past month& im so disappointed/lost without their lovely voices

THIS IS A LIST COMPILED BY AN ADULT FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF OTHER ADULTS 🛑🚫 minors dni!!!

i apologise if there are any reposts of things i've already recommended, they're clearly worth recommending twice🤷‍♀️

⚠️ PLEASE BE CAREFUL & MINDFUL OF TAGS COS(eventhough i would literally never link any) THERES A LOT OF NONCON SHIT OUTTHERE& YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF YOUR TRIGGERS& HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF ENJOYING IN COMFORT

ya gotta go to @soundsofpleasure! tumblr wants you to think that its gone but its not, its amazing, everything is so well organised. it will always have a special place in my heart cos its where my journey with audio erotica began

from here i am weak for...

this italian boy (he is my absolute fucking favourite, i've told yall how much i love his work& look out you're gonna hear it again!): one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen

this italian couple: one, two, three

the rest are finds from reddit, specifically r/gonewildaudio(check it out, its a LOT of fun over there)

FOR DADDYS GIRLS [m4f]

quick before they get back

you're not going to work because your boyfriend said so (intense! immersive! starts off hella romantic then gets smutty as helllllllll)

wearing out your good girl pussy (southern accent!)

THE TIMMERZ: fulfilling your fantasy + if you just asked + cum bunny

dad to daddy part 1 & 2 (part 1 includes no sex)

daddy trap (german accent! cute& nasty!)

you couldn't wait princess (masturbation encouragement)

[FEM-DADDY!! f4f] switching roles (this is inspiring)

MAXIMUM WILL [m4f]

one of my favs, i love keeping up to date with his work. the quality is always outstanding. he goes allout, really gives somuch to enjoy in each audio. british accent, follow along friendly💦

your bf slowly stretches you

making a mess on daddy's cock (TRIPLE climax! sleep aid)

bunny bounces on her bf

getting filled up

bodybuilder rearranges your insides (i should not have to elaborate why this is here🙈🙈)

VELZIBOB [m4f]

😍 this boy with the russian accent makes me melt

our first house

love you no matter your size (tw: ed references)

nightmares be gone

gentleman's guide to bondage (LITERAL PERFECTION! run dont walk to listen to this)

finish your lines

ACCENTS

german accent: [m] kitten gets a new collar

spanish accent: [m] i love that you want me to breed you

irish accent: [f] come with me

spanish accent: [m] overstim (he goes bilingual 🫠🫠)

british accent: [f] strapless fuck (goddam those moans)

swedish accent: [m] spanking spa

FOR THE LOVERS OF SUBS

[msub] dont pay your rent with pussy (as slipped my way by jace👍)

[msub] silver tongue

[fsub] the best medicine

[fsub] unraveling

as always, if you hoes find good shit you've gotta return the favour& share it with me

#18+ recommendations

[solariieus]

some of my spotify playlists <3

the song of achilles playlist to listen to and cry over fictional characters

greek mythology aesthetic playlist

my dark academia playlist with songs to listen to while studying and stuff (we all have that one playlist)

light academia aesthetic

my chaotic academia playlist with a lot of random songs and different vibes

playlist inspired by the diaries of franz kafka

you're in a haruki murakami book

you're an art school dropout

pride and prejudice vibes that reminds me of that hand flex scene

playlist for when you wanna vibe with old funky songs

kill your darlings playlist

dead poets society playlist

the earth was made for lovers

orpheus and eurydice

i also have nature and art and poetry, and if that isn't enough, what is?

my playlist with all the indie songs we were vibing to in 2013

lost in space aesthetic

facing the wrath of the gods

playlist for when you can't sleep

the soundtrack of my life cause i'm the main character in this movie

the marauders playlist cause i love some gay wizards

gryffindor vibes

hufflepuff vibes

ravenclaw vibes

slytherin vibes

let's be partners in crime ;)

art hoe 🌈🖌️🎨🌻✨💜

my twilight concept

you're dating alice cullen vibes

japanese songs i enjoy

teenage dirtbag aesthetic

grunge

my favs of all times

gender is fun

sapphic playlist (say no more)

playlist with cool hip hop songs

indie mix, vol. 1

indie mix, vol. 2

my playlist with over 24hrs of random songs that i enjoy

#concept playlist #playlist #spotify #spotify playlist #aesthetic #lana del rey #girl in red #harry styles #sza #taylor swift #cigarettes after sex #the neighbourhood #gorillaz #fleetwood mac #stevie nicks #nirvana #mitski #doja cat #kali uchis #clairo #softcore #cottagecore #lovecore #fairycore #sapphic #sapphic playlist #harry potter #the marauders #indie music #kafka diaries

[henneseyhoe]

A list of men I love and my fav songs by/produced by them<3

(Nobody asked for this but idc I love talking about music)

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Brent Faiyaz

Make luv

Role model

Stay down

What you heard

Lovely

Too fast

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Metro Boomin

Father stretch my hands, pt 1

Runnin

Space cadet

I serve the base

Freak hoe

Rich $ex

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Smino

Z4L

No L’s

90s proof

MF GROOVE

KLINK

FENTY SEX

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Bryson Tiller

Let ‘em know

Sorry not sorry

Run me dry

Blame

Keep doing what you’re doing

Inhale

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Tyler, The Creator

OKRA

She

Who dat boy

Gravity

After the storm

Come on, let’s go

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Frank Ocean

Thinkin’ bout you

Swim good

Lost

Novacane

Godspeed

Nikes

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Kendrick Lamar

Swimming pools

Die hard

All the stars

The blacker the berry

A.D.H.D

Sing about me, I’m dying of thirst

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J.Cole

Power trip

Workout

No role models

Neighbors

Wet dreamz

Deja vu

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I wanted to add so much more ppl and songs to this list 😭

#music #j cole #kendrick lamar #brent faiyaz #bryson tiller #tyler the creator #frank ocean #metro boomin #smino

[teresalace]

Yandere Colonel Sanders x Gender neutral reader

▪︎Triggers/Warings: Reader is a thristy hoe, mild mentions of age gap, smut, dubious consent/dubcon, intercourse, power abuse.

▪︎Words: 2450

▪︎Art does not belong to me and belongsto respective artist! ♡ I listened to blackpink's "typa girl" while writing this! #Requested thank you anonymous friend for requesting this! ♡ KFC mashed potatos are my favs, hope you all have wonderful days as always!

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Rule number 1 of the job was to refrain from slacking off during work hours, after 3 warnings are issued any worker will be fired instantaneously. But would it technically be breaking the rule if you were getting dicked down by the owner of said job. Thankfully this always happens during your breaks since your boss wasn’t one to make exceptions.

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Incredibly sorry for the screenshots instead of written words 😭🙏🏻 The wifi went bad for the past 3 days and now it's finally back and it's kinda okay, I tried to posting this post for the past 3 times and it didn't work 🥺👍 so pictures here!!

And cheers to my very first smutty writing on the internet! ☺👀👏💖 Who knows, I might do more, buddha bless ♡♡♡ and bless you all!! I SHALL GET MORE WRITING!!

#teresalace #writing #request #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere male #Yandere Colonel Sanders #i love you colonel sanders #x reader #gender neutral reader #Smut #one shot #smut scenarios #smut writing #smut fanfiction

[stebie-boi]

“What if he’s a clockmaker… or something?”

Just realized I never made one of these LOL

gonna post here and repost on me other one;

• yes I have TWO Steve rp account. The way I play is that the main one, @steve-m-harrington ,is for all serious and actual believable Steve posts but @stebie-boi is my chaos/shit post/high thoughts account where I can make Steve the unhinged gremlin he deserves to be

• minors DNI

• his full name for me is Steven Michael Harrington

• he 20 he/him/his but admin is 21 nonbinary hoe who uses they/them/she/her pronouns

• I will post about Steve being high and usually I’m high myself but yeah. I post cuss words and some nsfw stuff so yeah have fun

• I will 100% be posting as my man Steve. I have a lot of little headcanons for him that I can totally share [I got my own eddie irl and we do shit so we have our own little universe LOL]

• I am willing to roleplay here, discord, insta, etc. just ask first!! I’m semi lit or higher. I just tend to match the length my partner gives!!I can write any amount of paragraphs akf usually good with a lot of I’m an avid horror movie and true crime and gore kinda girly. I just ask that my partner has their age and is comfortable telling me so I can just make sure you are over 18 and all that jazz. Thanks!!]

• I talk in character through my posts ALOT, in dms, I’ll answer asks that way AND maybe even stupid things. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

• some things are I hc Steve as bi and dumb in season one: ie he doesn’t realize. Then after his arc it hits and the man is bi af. He had a glow up between the summer of 7th grade to the beginning of 8th. From braces and zit face to the Steve everyone knew in season 1! Fav movie is back to the future. Is a secret cinephile [mainly because I am and I can’t play a character who isn’t lol] he knows of Eddie and before he left his friend group, others would buy weed for him so now he talks to Eddie for se weed [may make just a post about this shiz lol]

• I ship Steddie but platonic Stancy and Stobin are fine. I will sometimes be Robin if need be and for that I ship equally Ronance and RobinXChrissy [so sorry. Don’t know their ship name!!]

• totally reach out to talk to me and if there’s other rp accounts, send them my way!!

• admin is @edge-just-edge where I like, comment, and repost some stuff. I also write and I’m an avid roleplayer. But recently I’ve been reading a lot more lol

Hope y’all enjoyed this and can’t wait to reach out and talk to you guys and maybe even make some new friends!!

#gaaaaaay #rp account #steddie #steve harrington #steve harrington rp #eddie munson x reader #stranger things #Steve harrington rp account #bi Steve Harrington #good ole shit posting LOL

[eerieryu]

thanks for tagging me sissy @nateriverswife !!!

1. Last Song: The Bakery by Melanie Martinez

2. Currently Watching: Hannibal, but in general I start a bunch of stuff and like never finish anything lol

3. Three ships: mellomatt, bbrae, 707xMC.

4. Fav colour: this topic always made me go into brain reset coz I never know what's my fav color. I say black, but I also like purple, red, and all neon colors basically. BUT i despise yellow and blue, i have beef with them hoes

5. Currently Consuming: CONSUMING? *consume by chase atlantic ft. goon des garçons starts playing* Nah but in all seriousness, I'm addicted to anything that's whole wheat and any type of tea u can think of.

6. First ship: I may say pucca x garu, but when i was little i had little imaginary friends and i shipped two of them lol the names were made up (and it doesn't make sense in english, only in my native language).

7. Relationship status: single, but it's complicated.

8. Last movie: uhhh dunno on TV but on netlix "Matilda - the musical (2022)".

9. Currently working on: myself, searching 4 job, a couple of ffs that I'm too embarrassed to publish, and on my "aesthetic" but it's like a lot of stuff put together lol.

tagging: @ whoever wants to do thisss I'm actually not following anyone ;;

#tag game

[zainnbug]

so ….i’ve been rewatching “The Spectacular Spider-Man” and i just wanted to give my lukewarm takes on it (just my own personal opinions!) prepare for horrible analysis and alot of words!!!!!

1. THE VILLAINS LOWKEY SUCK

i say this with an open mind because Spectacular Spider-Man is a kids show… but the villains are not good. I feel like there is very little build up on these characters origin stories and why the way they act like they do. For example electro, an ordinary repair guy who is involved in a work accident while working on machinery next to genetically altered eels. for me i just couldn’t understand where all his hatred was coming from except for the fact that he is never able to go back to his life. Like this guy is traumatized and now has to adjust to a new life that harms everyone and then boom he’s evil and hates Spider-Man (Too much Spider-Man hate and not enough I-hate-the-world kind of hate! ). There just wasn’t more of a build up to it, like i wished he tried to be like a hero just like Spider-Man then completely fucks everything up while trying to do good. I know certain life altering changes completely changes someone but i still wish he tried to cling onto his human characteristics (like his morals he once had from who he used to be). It would’ve been cool if he tried to be himself again more mentally and then threw that out the window cuz it was never gonna work out)That’s also one thing i see recurring with the villains is that they just hate Spider-Man…. But I still try to keep an open mind as it is a really short show and apparently electricity is the main source for all evilness in this show (literally).

2. He’s a hoe

heavy on this one cause pete cannot choose from liz, gwen, mj, black cat or that bugle secretary. He went from that shordy who worked at the bugle to mj to liz allan to black cat then to liz again then gwen then LIZ AGAIN then gwen again? it was like every 5 seconds he was switching sides …like oh man! liz is into me.. oh and gwen too!! and then he just wouldn’t make up his mind. This guy is a man whore I STILL REMEBER THE SCENE WHERE HE FINALLY DECIDED TO TALK TO GWEN AFTER THEIR KISS AND SHE BLEW HIM OFF SO HE STARTED THINKING ABT MJ WHILE SHE(MJ) WAS TALKING TO HIM. even she told him to get it together 😔 do better peterman

3. Mjs incredible personality✨

this one’s not too much of a big deal and i can tolerate it but it still irks me. Throughout the entire time of Mjs screen time is her personality which kind of ruins her character in this show. From the way she talks to how she flirts with everyone in the show bothers me. She flirts with nearly every guy in the show and she’s just… too flirty LIKE IT DOESNT FIT HER CHARACTER. It’s not the Mj i know but i still do luv. It’s just not in her character to act this flirtatious. It’s like she has no real personality other than being hot.

BONUS:

-the villains in this show were still enjoyable like otto octavius and venom, which are my personal favs. Also seeing marko stick up for a child being bullied and saving innocent people really did it for me. I also thought he was just some mindless spider-man hater but there’s a little more to it.

- despite peter being a hoe….erm i actually cannot find something good to say abt his hoe side srry y’all….

-despite Mjs flirty side, Mj is like the number one supporter for most of the characters in this show. She’s the one constantly checking on gwen and peter while also giving them relationship advice or just advice in general. Also she’s the first person to notice something is wrong. I like to call her a girls girl cuz she really looks out for the girls in the show.

thanks for reading my horrible takes i will be posting more like follow and subscribe if y’all actually read me yapping away and stay tuned y’all 🙏

#spider man #the spectacular spider man #peter parker #otto octavius #mj watson #across the spiderverse #i talk too much #gwen stacy #liz allan #atsv

[rayclubs]

I am so emotionally invested in the Tumblr wizard battle poll thing. You don't even understand. I physically need Merasmus to win. I need the Howl hoe armada to step back and let my wrinkly fav get his spotlight for once. All those sexyman tournaments mean nothing to me, but my heart will shatter into a million pieces if Merasmus isn't crowned Tumblr's #1 wizard. I won't even go in-depth on the comedic potential and the actual reasons why she deserves it, I just need him to win, you understand? I am grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you and staring into your eyes and through them I see your soul and on its delicate unwavering surface I see the reflection of my own soul in its primal form and its screaming words at the universe and they come in pairs of two and they echo "MERASMUS SWEEP". If he loses I will cry like I haven't cried since I was five years old, cradled into the arms of the Earth, mesmerized by the distant glimmer of the midnight stars.

#or something

[campwillowpeak]

if the cast were to play harvest moon/story of seasons, how would they name their animals and children? how do you name them? (I always name my animal something like cow 1 or chicken nugget)

Harper would name all of them after video game characters... You'd have Midgardsormr the cow... Claptrap the chicken... Godfrey the alpaca... Reinhardt the sheep, ect. Gavin would name them random characters.. Like fkdsas the cow, or jshngi the chicken, then proceed to actually pronounce the jumbled letters while talking about them .w.

Sophie would actually put time and effort into naming them.. Vivian the chicken, Alexandrea the Alpaca, she'd also have a concerning amount of sheep and Silkie Hens, her fav silkie being named Jolene .w.

Dante would name them all after pets he used to have Cammi would also put time and effort into naming their animals, but only the first of each she gets... Like her first cow would be Delilah while the rest are just like.. Hamper, Beanie, Broomstick... mostly stuff she just sees around her at the time

Jazz would name them after her friends |D

Me personally I name my animals after plants... Like Dahlia the cow, Corn the Alpaca, Juniper the sheep... except the chickens... I name them after farm tools... Like Hoe, and Rake, and Tractor.. I feel thats fitting for chickens .w.

[persephonelovesbooks]

"About the Blogger" meme

It's been ages since I've done one of these. Thanks a lot, Curry! @currymanganese for the shout-out!! here we go 🤠

Star Signs: Cancer Sun, Aquarius moon, Libra rising

Favourite Holiday : Christmas is my no .1 fav. There are so many great memories associated with the Holiday season. The lights, the presents,and of course, the FOOD!! Onam is a close second with its vibrancy and the spirit of togetherness !

Last meal: PB&J

Current favourite musician: I'm a Hoe for Hozier. Always playing him on loop. Also recently I've been obsessed with Mitski also. She's divine!!!! Other Favs include Florence Welsh, Paris Paloma, Pink Floyd, Lana Del Rey, Arctic Monkeys, Phoebe Bridgers, Radiohead and also been listening to songs by REM( thanks to The Bear)

Last music listened to : Chemtrails over the country club by Lana. Her voice! 😫♥️

Last movie watched : May December . Brilliant!!! Natalie Portman knocked it out of the park!

Last TV watched : Derry Girls . Excellent writing and performance. Watching also Abbott Elementary cuz I heard Ayo is in it! That too is a laugh fest.

Last book finished : Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. Clarke is a gifted wordsmith.

Last book abandoned : oh lawwdd there's so many. I've been an ardent practitioner of tsundoku lately.

Currently reading: A lot of The Bear fanfics, hell yeah!! Absolutely a fan of Curry's fic Why Can't We Be Friends . Yo when's the next update tho!!

Last thing researched for art/writing : The Scream by Edvard Munch to take a class on it.

Fav online fandom memory: oh gosh, I've been here on Tumblr since 2012 or so and I've been pretty seriously involved in fandom stuff. I guess my fav memory would be the bonding we all had ,the really interesting convos, the delectable meta and ultimately the joy of sharing a common interest and making a bunch of amazing friends ❤️

My case with fandoms is that I've got seasonal obsessions. Right now it's Sydcarmy from The Bear. I wasn't part of any fandoms for a long time because of academics , job hunting and everything. So SydCarmy feels pretty special. It just brought me straight back to my old glory days. I'm constantly blown away by the fire ass meta and the analyses here . Cannot wait for S3.

Woohoooo, this was fun ✨️🥳

I'm tagging everyone who wants to do this

Thanks for reading, lovelies 💖

#tag game #get to know the Blogger #cool game #@currymanganese #tagging all my mutuals

[catcrazyx]

kazuichi for the ask game please!! :) 💖

Hello hello!!! Sorry for the late!! I wanted to put my mind into this instead of rushing it, so now I finally can!! Here we go for Kazuichi :DD -

Favorite thing about them: I think he's such a goofball!! I love to see him passionate about his talent, it's so adorable!! I really like his design (in the game) to be honest, I mean, more specifically how the colors mix together, the pink and yellow, and also his hair!! I also really enjoyed his FTEs, they were some of my favourites to do, I sadly completely glossed over Kazuichi in my first playthrough, like i barely payed any attention to him and I'm sad I didn't at least give him a chance with one FTE, bc I feel like right the first one would have made me notice him more, he's a bro type of character which I like and even though he's very insecure and doesn't trust others, his moments with Hajime are my favourites, they are so funny together. Also I thought he was very sweet in his introduction, it was one of my favourites, and I tell you, I was really almost doing at least one FTE with him in the first chapter, but the waifus were too many 😔 bros before hoes did not work. And then it's like I said, I glossed over him after that. -

Least favorite thing about them: As a character, definitely the lack of development. I was hopeful at least by the end of the game he'd accept for once he can't be with Sonia, or that he deserves better, or idk, just something? Just a little line of dialogue?! But that didn't happen and I was so disappointed. Also I feel like his character was used so much for comedy relief a lot of other things he does or that he's capable of get completely overshadowed by it, he deserved better. Now more into Kazuichi himself, I have to say I don't like characters which blindly accuse others of committing a crime with no proof, which is mostly why past chapter 1 I stopped paying attention to him due to how he behaved during the first investigation and trial. It's actually triggering for me when a character accuses another without proof, so it's very personal. It's not like I hate him bc of that, there's many characters that do that and I like them bc there's just more to them or there's even development, growth or something, but I feel like Kazuichi lacked that, and that's why I have to bring it up :( Also let's not forget Kazuichi is a pervert. Not just with Sonia but the other girls too, and it's not like I'm against a guy complimenting a girl's looks, the things that bother me are the fact he's shown to stalk a lot, be very stubborn and victimises himself whenever he doesn't get what he wants, and that's just not cool. -

Favorite line: When he gives Hajime his uhmm swimsuit, and then when Hajime refuses to wear those, Kazuichi says "What is it then?! Are you telling me you don't wanna match with me?!" I thought that was funny. Oh and in his last FTE, if we pick the option "date" and he answers with "That's right. Two people having fun at the beach will eventually get close to each other, and then... ...Wait, you and me!? What'll happen if I dream about that tonight!?". Well like I said, his interactions with Hajime like these are my favs, he's funny. -

BrOTP: Ibuki!! I feel like he and Ibuki could be such good friends, actually best friends!! Ibuki helping Kazuichi relax, be more confident, and also they'd totally talk about girls together!! But Ibuki would totally teach Kazuichi about personal space and respect towards girls. They'd support each other so much I just see it. I like to picture Kazuichi in Hajime's place for Ibuki's 4th FTE where they just swing their heads back and forth. I feel like they'd have fun together! Anddd of course I said I like Kazuichi as BrOTP with Kaito on Kaito's ask, so I have to mention Kaito here as well. Actually I discovered something new, I totally did not remember that Kazuichi said he liked rocket ships in his FTE, omg I thought that was a headcanon by the people that made those fanarts and comics of Kazuichi and Kaito together, omg it's so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! They'd get along for sure now!!!! Awwww!!! -

OTP: Don't really have a very strong ship with Kazuichi which to call "OTP", I'm not crazy for any ships with him, but I do like a few, like for example with Hajime or Fuyuhiko. I could also see him with Chiaki, but I didn't actually analyse their dynamic at all, I just love Chiaki a lot and I think she'd be good with anyone. And..... Nagito! I was not a fan of Soumaeda until the anime, I'm sorry but I freaking love them there. In the game not so much really, but in the anime I do enjoy Soumaeda. -

NOTP: Well obviously Sounia. For so many reasons, but in summary: Sonia doesn't like him, he can't respect it, he likes and admires her, but doesn't actually get her at all and is constantly making her feel uncomfortable. Also, I don't know how I feel about Soudham. Like, I never imagined they'd be such a popular ship in the fandom and a very sweet one actually. I do not like them in canon, but the way the fandom portrays them actually makes me see the potential!! I like the fanarts and I really don't mind reading about them, but I'm talking about Soudham here under the "NOTP" section instead of the "OTP" bc really it would not be a first choice for me. I think they are sweet in the fandom, but no, I don't actually like them together in canon. -

Random headcanon: Uhhh hmmm ahhh ehh ahh hmm he makes some mechanic toys or things, or idk what to call it, but like the little robot Nekomaru for example, for his friends, it's his way of saying "I consider you my friend, I trust you". ALSO I GOTTA ADD (added after posting: Him making a cute rocket ship toy for Kaito when he begins considering him a friend and trusting him!!!!!!!!! YAHHHH) -

Unpopular opinion: I don't know if I have any unpopular opinion on him, hmmm well I think a lot of people like to reduce him to a simp, and sure he is one, but I think he deserved development and deserved better from the writers, 'cause I feel like his character could be so interesting? No actually now that I think about it, his character really had so much potential, I hate how they reduced him to comedy relief. -

Song i associate with them: I don't have any songs that remind me of him, but actually I never really thought of him when listening to any song or getting inspiration for my videos, maybe I'd have to listen more closely, bc I feel like it shouldn't be too hard to find a song to associate with him. But yeah sorry I don't have any at the moment :(( -

Favorite picture of them:

HE'S SO CUTE IN THIS PICTURE LIKE I'M SERIOUS, MAKES ME WANT TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH;;;

#ask game #kazuichi soda #sdr2 #catcrazy #ask

[wendytestabrat]

i’ve been rewatching a lot of powerpuff girls episodes like i’m honestly determined to watch every episode at this point bc i got sucked in when i was only watching like one or two LOL and boy i have THOUGHTS. for some reason i hardly remember any of these episodes even tho ik i’ve seen them all a bunch of times on boomerang so it’s felt like i’m watching them for the first time with my adult lens. i love all 3 of the main girls they are rlly interesting characters and what i love abt the show is how they balance back and forth between all this crime fighting shit and the girls just living normal lives as preschoolers or whatever bc it can def feel like a slice of life show sometimes in those more laid back episodes not that the superhero shit isn’t fun to watch too bc it is!!!! it reminds me of jimmy neutron a bit how jimmy will have to save the day and shit but he still acts like a normal kid with normal kid problems at the end of the day bc powerpuff girls has that same feel to it which i like where the girls still will act like normal toddlers or whatever and it’s cute & endearing af. ok i’m just gonna flat out say it idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but blossom is my fav character she’s definitely way more interesting and nuanced than the other two girls while bubbles and buttercup are more one dimensional bc bubbles is just the sweet one and buttercup is the mean one LOL. i like blossom bc she has the traits of both her sisters combined but she’s more balanced out so she can have good chemistry in scenes with either sister whether she agrees with bubbles on something or with buttercup on something. bc blossom knows how to be nice like bubbles in some situations and in other situations she’s more snobby and mean like buttercup. which makes her a good leader too bc of her being complex like that and understanding both sisters. but she’s also flawed too bc she can be stuck up and bossy and vain at times but it makes her interesting imo. bubbles is prob my second fav like she’s cute af and relatable too bc she’s super sweet until u cross her and then she’s like scary and dangerous af LOL. (she’s also a huge meme too) i feel like bubbles is everyone’s fav and it seems like bubbles got the most episodes about her and the most screen time but it kind of bothers me that we didn’t get more blossom episodes considering she’s like technically the main one and it feels like bubbles got all the spotlight just bc she’s funnier. but yeah it bothers me when shows focus too much on the comic relief character. buttercup is my least fav and i remember liking her least growing up too LOL but i’ve grown to like her more rewatching the series bc she’s kind of complex too in her own right she’s super aggressive and tomboyish but she has her soft moments too which makes her interesting. but overall i prob enjoy buttercup the least bc she’s just a bitch for no reason most of the time lol. so yeah my ranking of the girls is

1. blossom

2. bubbles

3. buttercup

and then when we’re looking at the villains of the show that’s a whole different story LMAO. i still have a lot of episodes to go to fully form an opinion on this but HIM is def the breakout villain in the show by FAR. ik mojo jojo is considered like the main villain or whatever but HIM is way more intimidating and you’re like oh fuck whenever he shows up. mojo jojo is hardly that threatening he’s honestly more of just a punchline and u always know the girls are gonna take him down right away by just punching him LOL. whenever HIM shows up it feels like there’s way more at stake so imo he’s the real true #1 villain of the show. mojo jojo is basically darth vader while HIM is emperor palpatine. also princess is the most annoying character ever don’t @ me. i’ve always been a nickelodeon hoe and not a CN hoe but powerpuff girls will always be one of my top 5 shows on CN bc the writing and humor and animation and shit is pretty on par with some of Nick’s greatest stuff. also with tom kenny voicing everyone like he does in spongebob too it gives the show that perfect comedic feel to it that’s nostalgic of early 2000s cartoons. i love craig mccracken’s style bc FHFIF is also one of my favs too for similar reasons.

anyways which powerpuff girl is ur fav i wanna hear ur thoughts

#powerpuff girls

[icommitedcrimesasatoaster]

My Top 5 favorite ships of all time 😎 (with bonuses)

hello. the demons in my head said to do it and i will do it now. (read it in the number 15 foot lettuce guy voice) also , they are not in a particular order , just they are on the same level (also this is an indication of what ill be prob posting on my page )

Number 5. LeviHan (Hange x Levi , from AOT)

what can i say , i sometimes do enjoy 50% straight romance. its not fully 100% because hange is a demigirl , you cannot disagree , it is in all religion texts.

Anyway , i just love the absolute idiot x emo fuck dynamic. warms my heart and size difference , what cant ya love?

Number 4. Beiguang/Eimiko (Ningguang x Beidou / Yae Miko x Ei , from genshin impact)

Ah the classic lesbian ships , my beloved. I couldn't decide which to put so i put them on the same spot! look at my monkey brain go.

Eimiko is a classic for a good damn reason. They gay as fuck for each other , and i just love the "takes no shit" lesbian and the "i DONT give a flying fuck " lesbian you just love it

Same with Beiguang. They are a classic for a reason. Them being gay ass fuck can also explain but the free gf and takes no shit gf my beloved.

Number 3. Zukka ( Zuko x Sokka , from ATLA)

You know , as i said previously i love emo fucks and goofy bitches being together. And additional points from finding the ship in memes. Its just... SOO GOOD. mhm.

Also both missing mums less gooo

Number 2. Bowuigi ( Bowser x Luigi , from... Mario universe idk)

If you follow me or what bullshit i post , you know i AM OBSSESED with these FUCKERS. THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE , STOLE MY HEART , GOT ME TO BED AND KISSED ME ON MY FOREHEAD.

they have me floating in the air , magic on my titties , and you know. I am not complaining. like someone else 😼😳 (also like... size diffrence.) also monster fucking less go.

Number 1. Xiaitto , AraXiao? idk anymore (Xiao x Itto , from Genshin impact)

I got you bowuigi shippers here in my grasp , and you cannot escape me from talking about my fav genshin ship.

... words cannot describe how I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH THIS SHIP. But i cant usually express that because , theres no fucking xiao x itto posts. Anywhere. Even on twitter or pintrest. I am truly disappointing in humanity because of it.

Now first of all , one of or my favourite dynamic is goofy hoe x emo bitch. and as you can see , they are the infact definition of the himbo x emo trope.

second of all , JESUS THE SIZE DIFFRENCE IS KILLING ME. YOU MEAN THAT PEOPLE DONT SHIP THE TALLEST AND (maybe) SHORTEST MALE CHARACTERS? WTHHHH

third, the actual interactions in game make me wanto cry and scream and want them to live happily ever after in the mountain house or something (2.7 really is amazing guys)

and fourth , the aus this parring can be is truly amazing. I can put them in a royal au , with babysitting au and it works perfectly. (im thinking of writting a fanfic based on that , because into you is good omggg)

Honorable mentions

Any oc x oc parring i have. People wont get you my loves but i love you none the less . (need to get on writting a work on them)

some mha ships , including kiribaku , todomomo , jiromomo , and todojiro (idk emo x deppressed kinda slay)

thomato and chili , couldnt fit you guys but you guys are a high 6th place :(

anddd yeah thats the end of my rambling. thank you for reading it , and if any of the ships intrest you (mainly itto x xiao) please talk to me , i need someone to talk about them with me.

adios

#bowuigi #eimiko #beiguang #zukka #levihan #xiao x itto #oc x oc #rant #the voices in my head #are getting louder

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP: Part 2

Part 1 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

Ft: Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile

A/n: Hey hey hey hey hey :3 I rlly love these silly little fellas I only added my favs bc I’m biased for now. But feel free to request! Next will be Shanks, Law, Ace, Sabo, Marco, Smoker, and Princess Vivi.

Mihawk

That one dad who would for real scare everyone away from his kid

Adopted a kid

Loves his kid so much

Takes them on drives when they can’t sleep

DILF

Would not fuck

Ever

Asexual

For sure

Also Aromantic

Definitely would paint his nails like

Fall colors

Like reds and golds and maybe some purples

Anything that compliments his style

Loves the fall

Hear he out

He dresses in a romantic goth style

Not joking

That’s actually so based

Doffy

He wouldn’t be up here if I didn’t like him

W villain

Walks like he has a buttplug right up his ass

Bro is a conservative for sure

But also one of those homophobic politicians that turn out to be the biggest gay bottoms to touch the earth

Homophobic homosexual type shit going on

Corrupt politician

I love him he is so babygirl

He pretends to be in edits

Says slurs

I feel like he would be a lot like Joe Exotic if he was real

Just pulling the most outlandish stunts ever

Would love the show Jackass

Would absolutely shit on neopronouns (sorry neopronoun users I support u)

Cora

Cutie pie

Bro would go all out for valentines day

Favorite shape is a heart

Got bullied in middle school for it

Does not care

Still pulls through w that absolutely dub of a button up

Doesn’t like Doflomingo

Like

Despises him

Seriously I’m not joking

He is a homosexual and out of the closet and Doffy doesn’t support him type shit

Like these two can’t be in the same place type shit

Its bad

Likes baking shows

Finds comfort in music with no words

Not like classic music

Like this

Just finds it so ethereal and calming

Really can fall asleep to anything

Has had the fire department called on him several times in one day

Is extremely against squares

His favorite number is 69 because its a funny number

Buggy

Really likes the color blue

Is chubby

Has a dad bod

Always smells like B.O

Not bad B.O

But like a natural smell

Also finds Cora’s music calming, but in a different way.

Like he listens to it when he goes on walks

Listens to metal or K-Pop no in-between

Like he is blaring Mortician or G-Idle thats it

Plays rhythm games

Discord mod

Pulls NO hoes and all hoes at the same time

Like can’t keep a relationship but constantly in one

Has stretch marks

TRANSGENDER.

FTM TRANS MALE. ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS.

It’s also fate that he’s a bisexual lmao

Anyways I stan this fuckin clown

Crocodile

Male manipulator

Kins Patrick Bateman

Makes fun of Sigma, Alpha, and Beta males because he believes everyone is below him anyways

Is aroace

But fucks women anyways to show power

Definitely the type of guy to pity you so much he fucks you

Like for real

Would probably smell delicious tbh

But if we’re talking like.. frfr

Like to be honest?

Doesn’t brush his teeth

Has silver teeth

Is gay

Likes men more than women but fucking men isn’t a power move to him

Doesn’t want kids like ever

Would probably make fun of everyone who thinks he’s a sweet guy to their face if he got exposed :3

Like would bully them and go after their physical attributes yk

#mihawk #doffy #dofflamingo #cora #Rosinate #corazón #buggy #crocodile #mihawk op #doffy op #doflamingo one piece #corazón one piece #buggy op #crocodile op #op buggy #op crocodile #op mihawk #op doffy #one piece #op rosinante

[badheart]

– 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 –

NAME : snow / snu / snusnu (origins being my fav futurama ep. 😏)

ARE YOU OVER 18? : yes / no

IS YOUR MUSE? : yes / no

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG? : no / semi / yes / highly / private

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG? : no / semi / yes / highly

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH DO YOU ADHERE TO CANON? : not at all / a little / some / mostly / strictly / I sometimes change events or add to what happens

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE? : one-liners / single - para / multi - para / novella

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS? : no / yes

WHAT LEVEL OF PLOTS DO YOU WRITE? : unplotted / open-ended plots / semi - plotted / fully plotted epics

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS? : very slow ( more than a month ) / slow ( 3 - 4 weeks ) / average ( 1 - 2 weeks ) / fast ( less than one week ) / very fast ( less than three days ) for my hoe val. & others ideally, but I have bad time management & stress.

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? : fluff / angst / smut / action / tragedy / domestic / family / conversational / hurt - comfort

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? : high fantasy / supernatural / science fiction / historical / modern / horror / comedy / romantic / drama / action / adventure / espionage / everything

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? : no / yes

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS? : no / yes

HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT BE TAGGED? : I like everything with a tag / url for general organization

– 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 –

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO? : romantic / platonic / familial / physical / sexual / queerplatonic (bit lost with that term but sure)

WHAT TYPES OF PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO? : romantic / platonic / familial / physical / sexual

DO YOU HAVE OTPS? : no / chemistry / yes

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS? : no / yes / i don’t know

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT? : no / selectively / yes

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY? : autoship / during plotting / after a couple IC interactions / several IC interactions / slow burn / depends on partner & muse

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS? : no / selectively / yes / never tried it

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS? : no / selectively / yes / i don't know

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING? : no / selectively / yes

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER? : no / sometimes / yes

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN? : no / sometimes / yes

DOES CROSSOVER SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN? : no / yes / depends

#╳ ——「 meme.」 #╳ ——「 ooc.」 #*stealing this from nikan's cold ded hands* #also perf distraction after this day