Odd: How did you fight with your samurai armor anyway? That thing is huge.
Yumi: I found an iron pipe nearby and let me tell you this, it was a great sword duel. You should have seen me Ulrich.
Ulrich: A sword duel? What-
Yumi: I guess I picked up some good moves from you ;)
Ulrich: *dies*
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I was inspired by @temporaltemporary's Bdubs chart and decided to add data of Joel as well
Interesting things to note:
Because the length of episodes were so different not only between Joel and Bdubs but also between their own episodes, I decided to use percentages
Joel does not (afaik) mention Etho in his episode 2 and 5, so I put those percentages at 100%
Both Bdubs and Joel mention Etho within the first minute in both their episode 7
I know Joel is up to episode 11 now, but this is about the difference between the two, so I'm currently only going to use the episodes both of them have released
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chronic oversharer - pg10
pierre gasly x reader smau
summary; yn loves oversharing to her followers and it turned out to be a good thing
warnings; none
fc; ainara torné
notes; the tiktok thingy took years of my life 🫠 a v short one bc my man pierre is criminally underrated on this app...
INSTAGRAM
yourusername just uploaded to their story!
[party girl era is back💋]
TIKTOK
yourusername posted a new video!
[so last night i went out, i hadn’t gone out in too long… and i literally fell in love] [but i’m stupid and was drunk and i didn’t even ask his name, all i know is that he was very french] [and i took a weird picture with him, hope i didn’t freak him out]
INSTAGRAM
yourusername just uploaded to their story
[since everyone said “post the pic with him!!” here it is... help me find the love of my life😣] [oh how i love oversharing my life on the internet☺️]
TWITTER
INSTAGRAM
dms
pierregasly heard you were looking for me
yourursername this is literally so embarrassing bye
pierregasly it’s not embarrassing if i was also looking for you
yourusername damn that was smooth
yourusername how did you find out
pierregasly well it’s all over my instagram and twitter😂
pierregasly and charles showed me
yourusername who’s charles
yourusername i didn’t recognize you that night i don’t know anything about f1😭
pierregasly you’ll meet him
yourusername just uploaded to their story!
pierregasly just uploaded to their story!
[turns out hes kinda famous or wtv🙄] [she won btw (im being forced to say this)]
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yourusername pros of being a chronic online oversharer: i now have a hot boyfriend 👍😄
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user “hot boyfriend” and proceeds to post the most pookie coded pictures of him
user the most iconic meet cute i have ever witnessed
pierregasly ma chérie😍😍
pierregasly don’t ever stop yapping online
yourusername won’t happen🫡
user can’t wait to see her paddock outfits she’s gonna eat everyone up
user they’re both so hot i can’t even process this
user need them both😣
user do y’all need a dog i can bark
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