#1-A

[funako3]

1-Aに対してすんげぇ見当違いな夢見ちゃうプリンセス思考なツノ太郎だと可愛いなと思いました…絶対こんなじゃありませんよね…たぶん公式のツノ太郎は1-Aに在籍する監督生のみにしか興味ありませんよね…(偏見)

#1-A #yuu #grim #ace trappola #deuce spade #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge

[hanatagami]

bnha boys monsterverse headcannons part 2

Synopsis: The reader is a human who helps around at a monster university and has unknowingly made all the monsters in 1-A smitten with them. They go to visit 1-A  during spring break but isn’t being let inside because apparently it’s mating season? Accidentally causing a ruckus inside!~ Boys Part 2! Unedited

uuuh the reason this took so long is because it was supposed to have ojiro and that big fat didn’t happen. I just couldn’t think of anything for him so maybe next time. im thinking up ideas for the ladies now, and maybe the adults and teachers.

Minors DNI!

Part 1

Monster! 1-A x GN! Reader

Kaminari - Zombie

now zombies lose a lot of things that make them human when they become zombies

warmth, the need to procreate, a pulse

but one thing they’ve gained 10-fold in death, is hunger

so this time of year isn’t really considered a “mating season” per say, but rather...

a feast of their carnal desires

their hunger shifts to a different kind

so in this moment, the best way to describe what kaminari is feeling

is ravenous

and when his attention is brought to the one standing a ways outside, he really begins to feel it

god you look so delicious

he doesn’t want to eat you

well he does

just not in a zombie way

he wants to feel you in his mouth

he wants to drag his tongue over every inch of skin

his tongue was cold and wet, but it wouldn’t be unpleasant

he wants to give attention to every finger, relishing in the taste each one provides, each one being treated like an appetizer before the main course

of course he’s not just gonna leave you hanging while he does so

his hands and fingers are providing attention to areas for later, making sure their especially tender and sensitive

it’s hard to notice how he nibbles softly on your soft skin with how he worked his fingers

that is until he finds an extra sensitive spot

the way he would work on it, its like its called a sweet spot for more then one reason

you’d think he found his favorite piece of candy with how he was using his tongue

which brings me to the next point

you will be riddled with hickies

he’d chew and nibble and suck on any inch of skin he can get his mouth on

which will be all of it

so there is no hiding the marks he’d leave because he’d leave them all over

you’d be groaning in frustration on how close he was as he leaves his marks on your thigh, without touching where you really want to be touched

then he’d softly kiss his way to your chest

already ripe and for the taking from how much care his hands were providing them

the sweat that was forming on your body made for the best seasoning

the sounds of pure pleasure you released could be compared to the finest entertainment at an expensive restaurant

as he switched from one side to the other at random, he would be working on the main course down below

you would cum before he gravitated to that area

he would make sure of it

because whats the main course without your favorite drink to wash it down with

as soon as you came, your moans might as well have meant “your dinner is served”

he couldn’t have gotten down there faster

the second his face was close enough he was already lapping up every fluid that laid on your skin

the way you would moan and wrap your hands in his hair as your thighs wrapped around his neck

the dulled pain he felt as you tugged only added to the experience

once he finished licking everything up, it was time for the best part

he would start to eat you out like he hadn’t just been tasting every inch of your body seconds prior

there was not a single thing that could tear him away from you in this moment

the hums and moans of satisfaction he gave from just the taste of you vibrated through your body

there is no reasonable excuse as to why his tongue would need to be anywhere then where it was

he doesn’t need air, so if allowed he will spend hours down there

the only reason he might break away from it is when you cum again, which will be happening a lot

though it’ll only take him a couple seconds to take it all down, he isn’t gonna let any drip off you

it’s wasteful

when he’s had his full, he’d go for dessert 

he’d make out with you like no tomorrow

he’s licking the drool that falls out of your mouth

he’s sucking on your tongue

he’s nibbling on your lips

but even then your not done

your body is soaked in sweat, and he wanted every last drop

so the cycle begins again

Sero - Arachnid

sero could feel the virations form bakugous room coming through his nest

the way his webs shook around his room and against his body told him what he needed to know

he’d try to look at you through his window, but he sadly covered it up with silk just hours prior

thankfully it didn’t stop him from thinking of having you anyways

he didn’t have the big spider body his father had, so you weren’t scared of him at all

he had multiple eyes, sharper claw-like fingers, and spider legs springing from his back but you never seemed grossed out by them at all

and you were so fascinated by the sticky silk that came from his arms

you were so sweet, and it’s because of that he was so eager to spend this season with you

you wouldn’t be scared of the way he made his nest in his room for you both

how it would darken the room from blocking the natural light

you had complete and utter trust in him and his instincts, that others would shudder at the thought of

oh god the things you’d let him do gave him chills, his hand grazing his body at all the things that ran through his head

he’d take his time in cutting off each article of clothing you had with his claws, relishing in the way your body grew warm against him at the strange sensation of claws softly grazing skin

you’d put complete faith in him as he would begin to wrap you up with his webs, allowing him to hoist you in the air

not a cocoon like normal spiders, but soft ties that would keep you in the positions he wanted to see you in

he’d tie you in all kinds of compromising positions

his eyes, used to the dark, could watch clearly at how the tightness accentuated the plumpness of your body

the grip the webs had on your body would show off the soft plushness that graced human bodies

the way your body would shift in shades as the blood flow changed from the tightness of it all

the look of self-consciousness you had would be so cute, unable to sense from which direction he would be watching you from as watched licking his lips

unable to see the festering feelings of want in his sets of eyes

he would chuckle at your instincts of hiding your private parts as you remembered the nudity of them, but seeing the attempts proven fruitless thanks to the soft but tight wrap of his webs

how you bit your lip in the realization of how embarrassing the situation in really was

he could watch your arousal manifest as you basked in the attention you were given, despite the feeling of humiliation you so clearly had

he would begin to stroke himself as he tied you in a position that blessed him with the sight of your open legs, presenting yourself oh so delectably

he finally allowed himself to take action, engraining the memory of your squeak at the sudden feeling of a tongue prodding at your most sensitive areas

his claws would leave soft cuts along the surface of your skin, enough to draw blood for him to lick off, but not enough to hurt you too much

he takes pleasure in seeing you react to the different sensations his body provided, enhanced in sensitivity by the lack of any light in the room

he would step away, and watch as you grew impatient and excited to see where he’ll touch you next

he never grew tired of the yelp you emit when he seemingly appeared again out of nowhere to touch you

his fangs would leave marks on your skin, the taste of your blood sending him into overdrive

he would lower you enough to be at waist length, but keeping you elevated off the ground

he would take your head in his hands from behind and begin fucking your throat, the vibration of your shocked moan around his dick and against the webs made his balls tight

the look of your head back, gagging on his cock as his balls slapped your nose made him groan in pure delight

it was a shame you couldn’t see how hot you fucking looked like this

your entire body rocked in the air as he gripped your jaw and thrusted mercilessly into your mouth

he could see you struggle to move your hands to offer yourself any sort of relief to the arousal that was slowly driving you mad

though with the way he tightened the webs, you must’ve known he wasn’t gonna let you come by anything other than him and his dick

he let out a moan that he could tell gave you chills when he felt you shudder through his webs, before releasing a load into your mouth

he would then begin his venture to your own pleasure, pleased by the low groan you emitted when you felt his warm breath hit your achingly sensitive areas

he took delight in another shocked squeak when a thick bunch of webs gagged your mouth, the force of which rubbed your body softly against his nose and mouth

he would begin to tease the areas you were trying to hide just a little earlier, teasingly tracing a singular claw around your entrance

he would stick two fingers in slowly as to not cut you internally, though he would gladly provide that the tongue treatment too if it happened

watch as you hummed violently around the makeshift gag he provided, poking, prodding, and scissoring his fingers

as you began to moan louder and he could feel you begin to tense for release, he would stop and offer his attention elsewhere

nipples, neck, any other body part that he could tease you with

he would watch as you shifted against his ties in frustration at the rejection of orgasm, but the experience of pleasure elsewhere

after providing enough attention for long enough for you to come back down from the almost orgasm, he would go back to teasing your hole all over again only adding another finger this time

though once he could feel your orgasm coming again he would stop once more, to provide attention to areas he hadn’t before

it wasn’t until you were crying tears of frustration he would give the main course

without warning he would bottom out completely, filling you to the absolute brim 

he would watch your face scrunch in pure delight at the sudden but welcome intrusion

he’d watch as the combined feelings of the tightness of his webs, the weightlessness of your body from his webs making a makeshift sex swing, and the way his dick prodded you deeper than his fingers ever could be made you clench your teeth around his gag in pleasure

he wished he could show you just how sexy you looked like this, but there was no way he was stopping now to do that

his claws grasping at your hips as he roughly brought your body back onto him, brought a sting that combined so incredibly with everything else that if it wasn’t for the gag he was sure you’d be revealing to the whole dorms just how well he was treating you

as you clenched around his dick tighter, and how you began to squirm against his hold he could tell it was about time to give you what you wanted

as the heights of pleasure began to take you both over, he could see your eyes rolling at the relief of finally being able to cum

but it was the sudden widening of your eyes at the string around your neck that made you squeeze so much harder, the sudden lack of air making you see white when combined with the harsh orgasm that over took your body, that made him cum

he would cum deep inside, eyes trained on the way your body convulsed and twitched at the way the orgasm attacked you

he was so caught up in watching you, he had forgotten about the egg sack he wanted to implant in you

‘but it’s okay’ he thought as he watched you gasp as the web left your throat, he still had an entire night planned out for that

Shoji - Giant - Hecatoncheires  

now this guy is a sub-species of giant, specifically a multi-armed giant

giants have to be picky about who they mate with, cause if their too small it can be very dangerous

so even in normal life shoji treats you very gently

and normally in a heat, this gentleness would be thrown out the window

but as he gazed longingly at you from afar, his instincts told him that isn’t how things would go down

if he had you with him right now, he’d treat you like the finest china

soft grips and grazing

his large fingers would work on your body like he’s been doing this his whole life

the whole thing is like blissful torture to him

he was so close to you, he was so ready, so desperate to let you feel all of him, but he had to take his time

but honestly he would get off just by looking at you at this point

he would watch your reactions closely as his multiple hands prepped you for what was to come

it was so incredible seeing how large his hands were compared to your small body, cause lets face it, any human body is a small body when compared to him

it only takes one hand to wrap around your entire thigh

just the softest grip would bruise it

he would cradle your head softly with one of his hands, rubbing your cheek with his thumb as you bask in its warmth

the way he would gently stretch you out over one of his fingers, our barely able to take him up to his knuckle

you could feel his finger rubbing gently along the entirety of your lower body

it was unsure if you'd even to be able take a second finger without injury

but the way you gasped and whined as he twitched his finger, it would be worth a try

he had on hand cradling your face, watching the way you drooled as he put his thumb in your mouth drove him crazy

he had one gripping your hip, keeping you firmly in place so you don’t wiggle and hurt yourself on his large finger

he had two hands dedicated to lifting your legs up, gripping hard enough to leave marks, but softly enough to not seriously injure you

this gave him access to watch his hand stretch you out, now testing the waters with a second finger

he had his last hand on his giant dick, stroking it at the sight of you going crazy on his fingers alone

the size of his dick was ridiculous, and he knew it

the way you looked at it in fear but desire made him so hard it’d rip through his boxers if he had any on

deeming it okay as he watched you safely stretched out two of his impressive fingers, that at just the slightest twitch of them had you squealing in insane amounts of pleasure

he softly pulled his fingers, watching as the bulge of them slowly retreated from your visible body

he could hear moaning in displeasure at the sudden emptiness

but his husky voice reassured you wouldn’t be empty for long

no, your gonna be a lot fuller than you ever were before

the feel of the head at your entrance filled you with an indescribable fearful pleasure

it was gonna hurt, but it was gonna hurt so good

inch after inch was being pushed inside at such a dreadfully slow pace, but you almost didn’t notice

you were already breathless and moaning at just the tip, you couldn’t think about the upcoming inches because you could hardly think at all

just him putting it in had you cumming again and again, it was inhuman

just by observing he could tell he wouldn’t be able to completely bottom out with you

the agonizing pace at which he was going drove him about as crazy as it drove you, but he had to be slow for you

he had to stop about maybe quarter to halfway in, as he wouldn’t be able to go any farther without hurting you

but the way your stomach looked all stretched out around it made up for the lack of it

putting on his hands on your stomach, he could feel his cock pulse and twitch inside of you

every shuffle, nudge, or shiver made you both gasp in pleasure

the veins that ran alongside his dick you could feel in vivid detail

you were sure they were leaving imprints along your walls

the large source of heat left your back arching but arching your back just sends you into another fit of pleasure as feel your body conforming around him

he dreamed of one day completely filling you up

he was almost afraid of cumming because you already seemed to be at max capacity

but as seed flooded your insides and your stomach seemed to stretch out even more, he was sure he made the right decision

the fact he came with so little insertion on his part shows how much pleasure he obtained just by watching the way his body impacted your fragile form

it was so sexy knowing that your body would never be able to be pleased by any of his friends like it was from his after this

that you were so small he could pick you up and use you as his own personal fleshlight

the thought almost made him cum inside you again

but deciding that was too dangerous, he shot his cum right onto your entrance instead

watching as it all leaked out and and form a puddle underneath you made him want to go again

but as he looked at you on the verge of passing out, he decided against it

but rubbing against you to jerk off could work

#bnha #bnha x reader #male reader #gender neutral #Smut #headcannons #denki kaminari #sero hanta #shoji mezo #au #monsterverse #monster fucker #gn!reader #1a x reader #1-A

[ominleyy-san]

The HPSC Reality (Spoilers for MHA/BNHA!!)

This post is inspired by @insomniac-headcanons , who made me rage type for a good 30 minutes.

Can we all take a moment to realize that in all realness, hero society is really fucked up? So far, there have been two pro heroes who were trained to kill. 

Lady Nagant really just wanted to be a hero, to help and save people, but the HPSC said “Nope, nuh uh. Do this, it’s fine” to the point where it would take a toll on her mental health. And then, when she finally lost it, they threw her in jail. Hawks on the other hand was never given a choice, yes he left his mother with no hesitation, but he was a five year old, traumatized, and abused. He is quite literally the product of r@pe. Not only that, but he lived in a literal hell hole, and was basically homeless. When he joined the HPSC, he thought that’d he’d SAVE people like the heroes on television, not be trained to get information and kill people. Meanwhile, we have the HPSC sending literal HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS to fight a war, they knew for a damn fact couldn’t win. And they also knew damn well that the students would say “Uh fuck that” and not go, so they masked it as “Work Study Training”. And notice how the only students there, were from UA. I’m thinking that they must’ve thought “Oh they’ve dealt with it before, they can do it again” or something like that, because holy shit this isn’t the first time they’ve done this. In the Overhaul arc, they brought UA students, who had just gotten their license to fight mind you, into a suicide mission. But this time they covered it with, “It’s a part of your Work Study”. I’m starting to think that these “Work Studies” are just a front to get more help cause everybody else said no. Now don’t get me started on the movies. In “Heroes Rising” they send they ENTIRETY of 1-A to go be heroes for some island while the HPSC finds some actual pros to go there. I shit you not, the entire time they’re there, not a singular adult pro is there watching them. And while they’re there, shit goes down. Some villain dude “Nine” tried to take the quirk of a 4 year old for his own selfish gain, and where are the heroes? No where. Who needs to save this island? 1-A. Mostly my guy Deku, BUT 1-A TOO. In the 3rd Movie “World Heroes Mission” there are these anti-quirk fuckers who said “Hey, lets just KILL everybody with a quirk, using EXTREMLY POWERFUL MURDEROUS GAS.” What does the HPSC do? Send UA students with the pros for “WORK STUDIES”. But in this movie, they have to LEAVE JAPAN and go to other countries, to find the gas bombs, to save the world. Long story short, the trailer is deceiving.  To say the least, you can imagine my extreme happiness when “mAdAm president” was killed. Okay, thank you for reading, goodbye.

#mha spoilers #fuck the HPSC #the lov has a point #she had it coming #pro hero hawks #lady nagant #1-A #ua students #bnha #mha #my hero acedamia #boku no hero academia

[byouchi]

Nekomimi Ochako!

#mha #bnha #ochako uraraka #my hero academia #1-A #boku no hero academia #mha ochako #cat ears

[occasionallyprosie]

MHA/BNHA HC

Okay, picture this:

Kaminari and Nejire as siblings.

They’re both definitely super smart but also kind of ditzy and a bit of an airhead, their quirks are similar, not identical, but similar enough that them being siblings MAKES SENSE!

They don’t hang out often but when they do? All hell breaks loose. Denki totally pulls pranks all the time, but when he teams up with his big sister, they are 10x as funny, 10x more volatile, and there’s no chance anyone can figure out that it was them. Denki would be the mastermind but Nejire would make sure it goes perfectly, and they’re never suspected!

Their chaos together is unmatched, but even separate they’re still somehow together. Denki totally has some kind of keepsake from her, I’m thinking a pair of simple stud earrings that he stole from Nejire years ago and wears all the time. Nejire has lightning bolt earrings too, Denki gave it to her before she went to UA and she has refused to take it off since.

More about them separate: they don’t talk. They don’t text, they don’t call, they don’t pass notes in the hall, nothing. There is zero contact when they aren’t directly face to face, but even then, Nejire always knows when Denki’s having a bad day. Even if they haven’t talked in a month, she will spontaneously show up at the 1-A dorm and nobody there even knows why because none of them have figured it out. They try to see where she goes but she’s always too fast and they never find her. She leaves before curfew though.

That goes both ways too, Denki knows when she’s in a bad mood or just is generally unhappy. He’ll go out of his way to see her and touch her, hit her arm, kick her ankle, tap her shoulder, something, and she always gets mad for a brief second then dissolves into giggles because he zapped her. A tiny little zap that she barely noticed but once she does it’s as if for a millisecond her whole body fell asleep. That feeling. And she’ll remember how that’s all Denki used to be able to do when they were tiny and he’d do that to her all the time.

Tamaki and Mirio are the only other students who actually know they’re siblings, which is surprising. Nejire talks about her little brother ALL THE TIME. She always makes idle comments about him, calls him ‘Ki-chan’ or something, and everyone just assumes that ‘Ki-chan’ is like a middle schooler because whenever Nejire references him it’s from the past. Denki though, he’s always gushing about his big sister but somehow never mentions that she’s a hero student or anything. Not once, just stories from their childhood or even more recent, but nobody — not even Momo or Izuku or anyone — figures out that it’s Nejire. Tamaki and Mirio only know because they would visit Nejire’s house during their first/second year and Denki would be there, but they never connected him to the kid from 1-A until the Mirio beat them all up and Nejire got a little mad at him afterwards for hurting her baby brother.

They’re SOOOO protective. Like, it’s crazy. Denki gets a reputation as Nejire’s bodyguard and a lot of people think he has a thing for her. They’re never really seen together, just that any boy or girl who ever tries to ask Nejire out, and there’s a lot of them, can count on the fact that Kaminari Denki will death glare them. Nejire doesn’t care much for the girls that get in Denki’s life, but it’s when she sees/hears them insult him, even jokingly, and especially in reference to his quirk and the short outs. She will so subtly wish you death and you won’t realize until later and then you’re not even sure because that’s how subtle she is. Because of it, she doesn’t like Jiro like, at all.

Eventually, 1-A finds out when Mina tries to tease Denki about his ‘crush on Hado-senpai’ and Denki just reacts so disgustedly, so insulted, he’s retching and gagging and just yelling No over and over again. Tsu and Ochako take it like he hates her and they’re close to Nejire since they have the same work study and they get insulted on Nejire’s behalf. Denki had quickly removed himself from the situation before anyone could really elaborate, mostly out of the pure disgust he had after he realized that his whole class thought he had a thing for his sister.

He’s in a very silent and purposely distant mood for about a week, very effectively avoiding the entire class which they all thought was impossible. They realize very quickly that, for lunch, instead of joining the Bakusquad Denki goes across the lunchroom to the third years, several kids of which scoot away from him or side eye him. Eventually he just sit with the Big Three and Nejire is immediately greeting him and asking questions. It goes around the school that they’re dating.

Mina, being one of the most vocal in this gossip web, begins to be very, very confused. Because, obviously, Denki did not like Nejire as of three days ago, but also he sits with her during lunch and they so obviously care about each other???

Izuku’s the one who figures it out. After a week, it’s while they all at lunch when he just yells: “THEY’RE SIBLINGS!” And immediately the whole school just knows what he’s talking about. Once the chance is given, they demand to know why Denki never told them and he’s like: “you didn’t know?! I talk about her all the time! She literally comes to my dorm all the time! I thought you knew and still thought I had a thing for her?! What the heck?!”

But soon after that, somehow, Denki and Nejire end up fighting together against some villain and they’re terrifying because, all of a sudden Nejire is blasting shock waves of her max power without much precision and then Denki’s moving and fighting with perfect precision, agility, and utilizing the full versatility of his quirk, as if they trade fighting styles and it works.

But also, Denki totally steals all of Nejire’s jewelry, eyeliner, anything, but he can’t take her clothes except for some tops because they’re all too small. Nejire’s steals his clothes freely because they’re just a bit too big and have that oversized aesthetic that looks good on her. They also fight all the time but nobody worries it’ll be bad… until the lights start flickering and the air smells like ozone, then they run as if there’s an active shooter.

I love this headcanon. I came up with it randomly and have seen nothing about it and it makes me sad. I need this content.

#mha #denki kaminari #nejire hado #mha headcanons #my hero academia #my hero academia nejire #my hero academia denki #izuku mydoria #class 1-A #mirio togata #tamaki amakiji #1-A #Denki and nejire are siblings I will die on this rock

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[seagiri]

Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in

#my art #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #laios touden #falin touden #senshi #chilchuck tims #MEXICO NUMERO 1 DEL MUNDOOOOOO #dunmeshi #edit: i forgot to paint senshis collar in his profile view

[southernsolarpunk]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

#idc abt 1 dude #when there’s also 468 seats in congress up for grabs

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

#Star Trek Deep Space Nine #DS9 #Star Trek #Past Tense #Past Tense Pt 1 #Benjamin Sisko #Bernardo Calvera #2024 #startrekedit #ds9edit #2024edit #GIF #my gifs #scifiedit #tvedit #1990sedit #Hide and Queue

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

#tumbleweed the cat #tumbleweed #cat #autoplay warning #video #turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[sweet-marigold]

Saint pentious!

#my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel season 1 #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #pentious #angel pentious

[edgy-senju]

Episode 8 was so fun!

Also angel Pentious would absolutely complain that he misses his Eggs at least 10 times a day.

[Commissions open!]

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #Niffty #Hazbin hotel niffty #Emily #hazbin hotel emily #my art #doodles #angel pentious #hazbin hotel season 1 #shitpost #edge's scribbles

[ophanim-vesper]

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

#spirited away #studio ghibli #ghibli #ghibli movie #shitpost #meme #ghibli meme #art #doodle #my art #spirited away chihiro #chihiro ogino #spirited away yubaba #christ you are extremely fuckin selfish die #fanart #I've rewatched spirited away like 2 times in 1 day #love this movie.... ghosted afar...

[arataka-reigen]

King of staying on his lane

#bro said 'fuck all yall im not fighting' #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #gi talks animanga #1k #1 #b

[insertdisc5]

🎮 HEY I WANNA MAKE A GAME! 🎮

Yeah I getcha. I was once like you. Pure and naive. Great news. I AM STILL PURE AND NAIVE, GAME DEV IS FUN! But where to start?

To start, here are a couple of entry level softwares you can use! source: I just made a game called In Stars and Time and people are asking me how to start making vidy gaems. Now, without further ado:

SOFTWARES AND ENGINES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO CODE!!!

Ren'py (and also a link to it if you click here do it): THE visual novel software. Comic artists, look no further ✨Pros: It's free! It's simple! It has great documentation! It has a bunch of plugins and UI stuff and assets for you to buy! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! (You'll just need to read the doc a bunch) You can also port your game to a BUNCH of consoles! ✨Cons: None really <3 Some games to look at: Doki Doki Literature Club, Bad End Theater, Butterfly Soup

Twine: Great for text-based games! GREAT FOR WRITERS WHO DONT WANNA DRAW!!!!!!!!! (but you can draw if you want) ���Pros: It's free! It's simple! It's versatile! It has great documentation! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! (You'll just need to read the doc a bunch) ✨Cons: You can add pictures, but it's a pain. Some games to look at: The Uncle Who Works For Nintendo, Queers In love At The End of The World, Escape Velocity

Bitsy: Little topdown games! ✨Pros: It's free! It's simple! It's (somewhat) intuitive! It has great documentation! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! You can make everything in it, from text to sprites to code! Those games sure are small! ✨Cons: Those games sure are small. This is to make THE simplest game. Barely any animation for your sprites, can barely fit a line of text in there. But honestly, the restrictions are refreshing! Some games to look at: honestly I haven't played that many bitsy games because i am a fake gamer. The picture above is from Under A Star Called Sun though and that looks so pretty

RPGMaker: To make RPGs! LIKE ME!!!!! NOTE: I recommend getting the latest version if you can, but all have their pros and cons. You can get a better idea by looking at this post. ✨Pros: Literally everything you need to make an RPG. Has a tutorial inside the software itself that will teach you the basics. Pretty simple to understand, even if you have no coding experience! Also I made a post helping you out with RPGMaker right here! ✨Cons: Some stuff can be hard to figure out. Also, the latest version is expensive. Get it on sale! Some games to look at: Yume Nikki, Hylics, In Stars and Time (hehe. I made it)

engine.lol: collage worlds! it is relatively new so I don't know much about it, but it seems fascinating. picture is from Garden! NOTE: There's a bunch of smaller engines to find out there. Just yesterday I found out there's an Idle Game Maker made by the Cookie Clicker creator. Isn't life wonderful?

✨more advice under the cut. this is Long ok✨

ENGINES I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AND THEY SEEM HARD BUT ALSO GIVE IT A TRY I GUESS!!!! :

Unity and Unreal: I don't know anything about those! That looks hard to learn! But indie devs use them! It seems expensive! Follow your dreams though! Don't ask me how!

GameMaker: Wuh I just don't know anything about it either! I just know it's now free if your game is non-commercial (aka, you're not selling it), and Undertale was made on it! It seems good! You probably need some coding experience though!!!

Godot: Man I know even less about this one. Heard good things though!

BUNCHA RANDOM ADVICE!!!!

-Make something small first! Try making simple: a character is in a room, and exits the room. The character can look around, decide to take an item with them, can leave, and maybe the door is locked and you have to find the key. Figuring out how to code something like that, whether it is as a fully text-based game or as an RPGMaker map, should be a good start to figure out how your software of choice works!

-After that, if you have an idea, try first to make the simplest version of that idea. For my timeloop RPG, my simplest version was two rooms: first room you can walk in, second room with the King, where a cutscene automatically plays and the battle starts, you immediately die, and loop back to the first room, with the text from this point on reflecting this change. I think I also added a loop counter. This helped me figure out the most important thing: Can This Game Be Made? After that, the rest is just fun stuff. So if you want to make a dating sim, try and figure out how to add choices, and how to have affection points go up and down depending on your choices! If you want to make a platformer, figure out how to make your character move and jump and how to create a simple level! If you just want to make a kinetic visual novel with no choices, figure out how to add text, and how to add portraits! You'll be surprised at how powerful you'll feel after having figured even those simple things out.

-If you have a programming problem or just get confused, never underestimate the power of asking Google! You most likely won't be the only person asking this question, and you will learn some useful tips! If you are powerful enough, you can even… Ask people??? On forums??? Not me though.

-Yeah I know you probably want to make Your Big Idea RIGHT NOW but please. Make a smaller prototype first. You need to get that experience. Trust me.

-If you are not a womanthing of many skills like me, you might realize you need help. Maybe you need an artist, or a programmer. So! Game jams on itch.io are a great way to get to work and meet other game devs that have different strengths! Or ask around! Maybe your artist friend secretly always wanted to draw for a game. Ask! Collaborate! Have fun!!!

I hope that was useful! If it was. Maybe. You'd like to buy me a coffee. Or maybe you could check out my comics and games. Or just my new critically acclaimed game In Stars and Time. If you want. Ok bye

#reference #gamedev #indie dev #game dev #tutorial #video game #ACTUAL GAME DEVS DO NOT INTERACT!!!1!!!!! #this is for people who are afraid of coding. do not come at me and say 'actually godot is easy if you just--' I JUST WILL NOT. #long post