#10 000

[shypandanight]

What number of Instagram supporters do you REALLY have to begin bringing in cash in 2022? Your downline with 1,000, 10,000 or 50,000 followers

What number of Instagram supporters do you REALLY have to begin bringing in cash in 2022?

How much cash could you at any point make on Instagram?

What number of adherents do you have to bring in cash on Instagram?

The commitment rate is gold

Your specialty matters a great deal

Try not to restrict yourself to supporting posts

It is baffling to see forces to be reckoned with making a large number of dollars per post on Instagram while we battle just to see our supporter count rise every day. We as a whole need to be the following powerhouse to land largely supported bargains that compensate for us to venture to the far corners of the planet and eat the most attractive food, yet it’s difficult to know precisely when your record is prepared to begin bringing in cash.

Quite possibly the earliest metric that client and brand take a gander at to decide account impact is your devotee count, generally on the grounds that it is upfront so that everybody might be able to see. All things considered, there is no set Instagram devotee number to bring in cash in 2018 that works for each powerhouse in each specialty. In the present post, I will go over how to move toward your devotee count and when would it be advisable for you to adapt them.

How much cash could you at any point make on Instagram?

This is the primary inquiry any individual who is attempting to adapt their Instagram has, yet there is no rigid response. There are a lot of factorsthat component to how much cash a client can make by posting on Instagram, for example, account specialty, the method of adaptation, nature of posts, devotee count, and commission rates, just to give some examples.

Perhaps of the most well-known way (on the off chance that not THE most famous way) that forces to be reckoned with bringing in cash on Instagram is through supported posts. Powerhouses are liable for setting their own rate for working with brands, so the pay potential changes much more here.

For example, a record simply spreading out into powerhouse promoting and supported posts might begin by charging $25-$50 a post, and records that are now settled as powerhouses with 30–80k devotees can charge many dollars per post. When powerhouses arrive at over 100k supporters, they will quite often begin charging something like $1,000 for only one post, for example, Sam Ushiro has 283k devotees and charges $1,500 a post. Also, superstars like Kim Kardashian West with 107 million devotees can round up more than $500,000 for a supported Instagram post.

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Couple powerhouses’ wide assortment of rates with the fluctuating measure of brands they work with and the number of supported posts got, and it turns out to be totally conceivable to get by simply posting on Instagram!

What number of adherents do you have to bring in cash on Instagram?

The response is… it depends! On the off chance that you feel like this answer is a setback, listen to me.

At the point when brands are hoping to work with powerhouses, they need to realize that their showcasing spending plan is very much utilized. What marks truly take a gander at is the manner by which well your crowd is locked in, regardless of the supporter count since that implies more item mindfulness, and possible deals, for them. Marks additionally takes a gander at how your devotee include and commitment rate fit in with your specialty and the nature of your posts.

The commitment rate gold

While the number of devotees you have can be somewhere in the range of 1,000 to 1 million to bring in cash from Instagram, something consistent is high commission rates. It’s a waste of time to post content on Instagram in the event that your devotees aren’t seeing or connecting with it.

For example, envision you had $100 and needed to get more cash flow withit. You could contribute it with an individual who had countless expected purchasers readily available, however, you saw that the main 100 or so were really focusing on what they said. Your smartest option would contribute that $100 with somebody who has just two or three thousand likely purchasers, however, they are continually focusing on what they say.

The way to bring in cash on Instagram isn’t a supporter count. It is having great a commission rate. Your commission rate is the complete number of preferences and remarks on a specific number of posts, partitioned by the number of posts, separated by devotees, and duplicated by 100. (There are a lot of internet-based devices accessible in the event that you don’t want to figure it out yourself!)

Afterward, an Instagram advertising and booking stage, expresses that commitment rates between 2–3% are normal and rates between 4–6% are viewed as high. A commitment rate that breaks twofold digits is viewed as “viral.” At the point when your commission rate is high, that lets brands know that your devotees are hearing what you are talking about and, even better, tuning in! They will put away their cash with you since it will, thusly, bring about your devotees purchasing their items.

Your specialty matters a ton

Did you have any idea that 7 out of 10 individuals depend on web-based entertainment to go with buy choices AND close to half of them depend on the assessment of powerhouses? Regardless of whether you know it, individuals out there are searching for suggestions to follow and yours is one of them! In the event that you are enthusiastic and proficient in a specific specialty, you could be bringing in cash by simply advancing brands and items you as of now love!

Probably the most beneficial specialties on Instagram are Health/Wellness/Fitness, Travel, Fashion, Beauty, Business, Wealth/Finance, Luxury, and Lifestyle. Clients in these specialties work with different brands, make an extensive variety of content, and have an extraordinary outcome in adapting their Instagram accounts.

Take Zara, for example. A lady of numerous gifts, Zara is an expert musician and writer situated in Nigeria. Presently, with the assistance of Sellfy, she sells normal hair care assets and advanced data items to 105K+ supporters on Instagram and 171K+ endorsers on YouTube.

A few specialties are well defined for the point that you don’t must have a ton of devotees to begin landing supported posts, for example, “cheeseburgers” rather than “food” or “skin break out skin health management” rather than “magnificence.”

An ever-increasing number of brands are working with miniature powerhouses in these particular specialties to advance their items since they have a more drawn-in, designated following.

While the meaning of a miniature force to be reckoned with changes from one expert to another, they are more than 1,000 and less for the most part characterized as a client than 100,000 profoundly drawn in devotees. That is extraordinary information for accounts that are as yet developing but are prepared to begin landing supported posts!

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Try not to restrict yourself to supporting posts

Procure extra as a subsidiary

Joining forces with brands isn’t the best way to adapt your Instagram account. On top of working straightforwardly with brands in supported posts, you could likewise utilize partner showcasing to make a payment on Instagram. Subsidiary showcasing is the point at which a brand pays you a commission after somebody purchases an item that you suggest. As a rule, with a promotion code or subsidiary connection, the member showcasing networks you are a piece of will follow the number of deals your proposal trimmings and will pay you a level of the benefit at the end of the day.

Selling offshoot items is pretty much as basic as suggesting an item as long as you generally make sure to incorporate your following connection or code. The best spot to begin is with items you as of now use and suggest and explore on the off chance that those brands are now a piece of partner promoting networks.

There are hundreds, in the event that not thousands, of associate projects accessible for you to join and in every specialty under the sun. A portion of the top partner showcasing organizations to join while simply getting everything rolling incorporate Amazon Associates, Linkshare, Shareasale, and Commission Junction.

Procure much more with your own items

By a long shot, the most effective way of adapting your Instagram account is by selling your own computerized items. That is precisely the exact thing Ron Jones does. He’s a fitness coach and a Sellfy maker that is figured out how to join individual wellness preparation with emotional well-being methods to offer a really exceptional encounter to his clients. This way he has effectively brought his own preparation online by selling a 5-week program in his Sellfy store. Selling on Instagram isn’t generally so troublesome as it might sound. It tends to be just about as straightforward as composing a digital book in your specialty and showcasing it to your adherents!

Despite the fact that there is no mathematical edge you need to cross to see yourself as a powerhouse and begin bringing in cash on Instagram, that doesn’t mean you ought to abandon developing your crowd. Development is consistently a decent mark of a fruitful, flourishing record and when you have 1,000 devotees, a ton of adaptation opens up for you.

With everything taken into account, for however long you are seeing an extraordinary commitment and making quality substance, you are doing great to bring in cash on Instagram. LEARN MORE……..

#your #downline #with #1000 #10 000 #50000 #followers #follow #social media #marketing

[heritageposts]

if you're subscribed to the washington post, it's time to cancel your subscription

as if their coverage of the genocide in gaza wasn't bad enough, this is now the kind of vile racist shit they're apparently okay with publishing in their editorial cartoons

and if you're unfamiliar with the artist, michael ramirez, here are some of the cartoons he's made for other publications:

(putting them under a read more because there are so many of them and they're all disgustingly racist and/or islamophobic)

#free palestine #israel #gaza #racism cw #islamophobia cw #there's a ton more cartoons i could add #this guy is vile even for a political cartoonist #and the fact that WaPo is willing to publish this guy? and now???? #just as the number hit 10 000 dead civilians - 4000 of them children - this is the guy they chose to ''satirize'' the ongoing genocide #i already hate the WaPo (see: their coverage of any global conflict ever) but this is low even for them

[comment-tube]

#submission #10 000 nude females at chocolate sauce

[learning-k0rean]

만

[man]

(Sino-Korean numbers system) (numbers above 99; maths; prices; years, for both time and duration; months, for dates; mostly preferred for number of weeks; minutes and seconds, for time and duration, in both 12-hour and 24-hour systems; measurement: height, weight, temperature, grades, scores, percentage; numerals themselves as the number of something: addresses, bus routes, rooms, floors, buildings, pages; serial numbers: phone numbers, vehicule number plates, ID number...) ten thousand, myriad, 10 000, 10000, X̅

#만 #man #sino-korean numbers #counting #numbering #萬 #myriad #10000 #10 000 #ten thousand

[therealslimshady]

#deltarune #berdly #berdly deltarune #spamton sweepstakes #this is funny to me and me alone and that's all that matters #kirs dreemurr #I can't believe we have ten hours left #and this is how high the bidding on the statue has already gotten #insane #if only i had $10 000 laying around for this dumb little statue

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #500

🎉🐟🎊500 daily fish facts reached! 🎊🐟🎉

And I could not have done it without you.

🐟🐟🐟 Thank you. 🐟🐟🐟

From the bottom of my ranch-filled heart.

Perhaps this much celebration is already enough, let's move onto the actual fact...

General fish fact!

The very first animals that could be considered fish appeared around 500 million years ago, during the Cambrian period. They've been evolving and diversifying ever since! With 35 000 discovered extant species and counting, there are more species of fish than there are species of mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians combined.

#theres about 6 400 extant species of mammals #about 10 000 extant bird species #10 000 extant reptiles (other than birds i mean) #and 8 200 extant amphibian species #now. different sources have different numbers for fish confusingly.... but fishbase as of now lists that there are 35 100 to be more exact! #its all very fascinating! perks of having a nice headstart to all the other groups of vertebrates #fish #fishfact #fish facts #fishblr #marine biology #biology #zoology

[final-act]

worsties

#saw #hoffheight #wip #myart #i'm not having a good time with this perspective #i finally draw hoffman and you cant even see his face #bad luck for 10 000 years #mark hoffman #adam faulkner stanheight

[hi-i-am-a-sock]

10 000 notes and instead of continuing using british english i learn scottish english just to annoy my teachers

#shitpost #10 000 is a lot so i hope i'm safe for now #langblr #languages #language learning #polyglot #studyblr #memes

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the fact that the harrow nova universe implies that gideon is now the necromancer makes me crave a true role reversal au. like, one where everyone's roles are reversed.

just imagine. ianthe and coronabeth as cavaliers. babs as a necromancer. palamedes as a cavalier. camilla as a necromancer.

fuck it. go even further;

lock john in the tomb.

idea: alecto locked him in the tomb when she realized he had too many powers for one human to have, and had become an active threat.

now, this leaves us in a universe where....alecto is the emperor. and to be completely fair, her overall personality and demeanor fit the role of god much better than john's. which leaves us with two very different versions of mercymorn and augustine. a mercymorn and augustine who are, for one, absolutely terrified of the emperor of the nine houses, and a mercymorn and augustine who know they can't threesome their way into a betrayal. and maybe, just maybe, they're not too fond of the whole "locked our friend in a tomb on pluto for 10 000 years" thing.

as for john himself, idk man. maybe some time in the tomb would do him some good. a few thousand years to, like, y'know. think about the whole "destroyed the universe" thing. also, i just like the idea of him, at the end of the nova universe's version of ntn, walking out of the tomb and saying something stupid like "what year is it?" "10008" "damn it. my alarm didn't go off."

oh, also, pyrrha in control of g1deon for the entirety of htn, only for g1deon to emerge at the end. haven't given this idea that much thought, but i'm sure there are g1deon enthusiasts who could do it justice.

#is my intrinsic need to babygirlify john gaius showing again. is it #i just think he would be a lot less evil if he slept for 10 000 years!!! girl take a nap!!!!! /j #also alecto as god. mhmmgmmhmhngnmmhmm #she would be so SCARY. good good great #imagine necro!gideon practising all her life and entering the tomb and being like. that is literally just a guy. wtf. #'yea i've seen the body.' 'wtf what does it look like??' '....just. like. a guy?? a regular fucking guy. average. yknow.' #nobody would ever believe her. #tlt #the locked tomb #ntn #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers #harrow nova #role reversal au #g1deon #gideon the first #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #kiriona gaia #john gaius #alecto tlt #alecto the first #fritz rambles too much

[amarioe]

I have no idea what this trend even is, but i'm participating anyway, take this as my christmas gift ig 💀

(Ignore Hunters bad arm anatomy it's 11 pm on a school night okay)

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Original(?)

#art #digital art #fanart #ninjago fanart #the owl house fanart #lego ninjago #ninjago #the owl house #hunter #the golden guard #hunter wittebane #hunter the man of like 10 000 last names #zane #zane julien #dragons rising #does this count as spoilers? #idk #i think were gonna have to kill this guy steven #oh also its christmas eve??? #damn

[lithi]

Eugh finally got it!! The shrines were fun. But now I can’t stop pondering about why and how Link’s past incarnation was a Zonai lmao…

#link being a zonai 10 000 years ago means that… he was Rauru and Sonia’s descendant #so he was a prince #so the princess Zelda next to him was… his sister….? #and if this link wasn’t rauru and Sonia’s descendant then why and how #and if this Hero who literally wielded the master sword wasn’t link then why and how too #ougheoeiehhejendxhsuoeeofj #and well he does look zonai but. really different from rauru and mineru #so maybe he is zonai but not a descendant #totk #also WHY REd hair #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom spoilers #ancient hero’s aspect #Lithi plays totk

[neproxrezi]

unfortunately in the time this took i have decided im not that interested in going to the stuff on the other side of this hill

#c. 10 000 blocks dug out for #well i was gonna say nothing #but it's still fun to walk through :3 #i love Dig Hole #dibi #minecraft

[gumnut-logic]

Five times Virgil tackled loopy family members, and one time they tackled him (Part Six, Bit 1)

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six - Bit 1

This is an attempt to finish this fic off. Unfortunately, this last part is big and I was unable to fully complete it this morning. But there is some Tracy boy action in this, so I hope you enjoy what should be the first half of the last chapter of this fic.

Now I have to go to work, drat it.

-o-o-o-

…and one time his family had to tackle him.

It was another fire.

Virgil had seen so many wildfires now they were at Tuesday status. Didn’t mean they weren’t tiring.

It was a full team effort and they had been at it for hours in the Californian hills. Virgil wanted to curse the eucalypts that weren’t supposed to be here, but honestly the native pines burned just as much, both full of flammable sap that just set the fires roaring.

At first he had stayed in Two, water-bombing with local fire services and laying down a firebreak to stop it all from getting into suburbia.

There lay the nightmare. The few times a wildfire had breached a city limits were all on Virgil’s most hated rescues list. Not that fire anywhere wasn’t horrible, but the city increased the density of human lives and ever so many more were inevitably lost.

Once the firebreak was set, he went back to slowing it down, but then some fire personnel were trapped and he had to leap out of Two to save them. A family who should have evacuated earlier also found themselves trapped on their property ahead of the fire front and again Virgil was the only one able to reach them.

By this time he already had his firesuit on and with a second thought also grabbed his exosuit. There was no indication it was needed, but he felt much more secure with it on.

Gordon called it his ‘wooby-suit’. Well, once, Virgil’s reaction had been sufficient to nub that one in the bud.

His brother still snickered on occasion when Virgil announced he was suiting up.

His fish brother really was a little shit at times.

A loveable one, but a shit nonetheless.

The house was a two storey at the very end of a cul-de-sac. Its driveway disappeared into the trees and as Virgil landed Two in the path of the oncoming fire, he had a few curse words for those who didn’t follow wildfire prevention protocols.

Two barely fit on the dead-end road, her backend almost nudging one of the other primly neat, ordered and now deserted homes.

At least one garden gnome met a gruesome end.

Virgil barely noticed. Moments and he was running down that winding dirt driveway. It appeared that it was one of those hidden pathways to a lot bigger property. Fortunately, John was in his ear with clear and concise directions.

A house appeared after a decent jog through the trees, Virgil frowned. There was no car packed for an emergency retreat. It all appeared deserted.

Only the backdrop of smoke and the ash drifting on the air gave the landscape any urgency.

“They are sheltering in the basement.” He could hear the frown in John’s voice.

“Well, get them out here. I don’t have time to dig them out.”

“I have been trying. They are quite panicked.”

John was interrupted by Scott. “Thunderbird Two, you are needed on the south-west flank, we have break through.”

“FAB, Thunderbird One. Retrieving two rescuees. ETA in ten.”

“Make it five, we have unevacuated civilians in the fire’s path.”

Again?

What the hell?

“FAB, Thunderbird One.”

Damnit.

The house itself could have stood in for one of those horror films. Tall, two storey, made of wood, not maintained too well. Even its paintwork screamed black and white Hitchcock.

Virgil didn’t bother with the front door, instead scooting around the side of the building to a set of external cellar doors. He banged on the wood with a claw. “International Rescue!” No response. “You called for help?”

“Virgil!” John’s voice was panicked.

A man appeared out of nowhere, yelling something incomprehensible. Virgil staggered backwards at a sharp pain in his arm. Someone else tried to grab him.

What the-?

“Get the damned machine off him! Cut the hydraulics!”

Virgil reacted, spinning where he stood, exosuit arms coming up in defence. Kayo’s instructions chanting in his mind, unbidden.

Disable and run. That’s all you have to do, Virgil. You don’t want to fight. Don’t fight. Run!

He wasn’t very manoeuvrable in the suit, but he was practised. Keep moving. Don’t let them immobilise you!

His right claw was a huge weapon and it barrelled into two men as he spun.

“Goddamnit! Get it right the third time, you idiots!” A woman’s voice and Virgil realised the cellar doors were open. She was climbing out to join the fray.

He spun, hitting someone else. How many were there? What did they want?

Why?

John shouted something in Virgil’s ear. Something about Scott.

Someone jumped onto his back, a hand blocking his vision as it gripped his helmet.

Pain as cold metal cut into the shoulder of his uniform.

Virgil set his feet and disengaged the exosuit, flinging himself away.

He hit dirt as the woman yelled at the men again, but he didn’t give himself time to register what she said, instead launching himself off the ground and running just as Kayo had told him to do.

“Get him, you idiots!”

Virgil’s breath was harsh in his ears as he put everything into his legs towards the safety of Two. His fire suit hampered him and he wished for the umpteenth time in his life that he had Scott or John’s long legs. But life had gifted him with strong, sturdy, and a damn sight shorter. He was literally made for heavy lifting.

And not for running.

But run he did.

For the trees.

His brain screamed at him about the fire hazard, about the glow above those trees, the ash dancing in the air, but he needed cover. A mix of eucalypt and pine waving in the hot wind.

Sparks drifting lazily past.

He wanted to stop and gaze at them but there was a voice urging him on.

And that horrible woman screeching far behind.

The scrub swallowed him whole.

-o-o-o-

“Scott!”

“Thunderbird Two will be available momentarily. We have pods to deploy and slow progress.” Scott stared at the map, suddenly missing Virgil’s input. This was definitely Virgil territory. Maybe he should switch out Gordon for Virg and assign him to control. One could take up the slack. “Yes, Thunderbird Five?”

“Virgil has been attacked. Code Green. Sending you coordinates.”

“What?!” He straightened so fast his back cracked. A glance at the fire chief and he was grabbing his helmet and moving. “Alan, I need One now!”

He didn’t need to ask for further information. As he slapped on his helmet, John threw it at his HUD. A live feed of five assailants chasing the staggering green dot of his brother.

“Virgil’s vitals indicate he may have been drugged. I’m seeing spikes in his heart rate and his direction of retreat has become erratic.” John’s tone was clipped but full of tension. “He will not reach Thunderbird Two before he is overtaken.”

“Call in Kayo and notify the GDF.” He barely heard his own words as Alan dumped One precisely down beside him. Her ladder lowered and his feet were on it before it could hit dirt.

Dust welled up around his ‘bird as Alan launched her back into the air. Scott grabbed the cargo bay railing and secured himself.

“Gordon is inbound with the Dragonfly.” Alan’s voice was as clipped as John’s, not even turning to look at Scott. “ETA twenty seconds.”

“FAB.”

One shot through the thick smoke of the fire front, leaving swirls of grey atmosphere behind it, and emerging out into the clear air of the yet to be burnt.

Evacuated suburbia lay quiet below as Alan threw the Thunderbird to the right and spun down for an abrupt and determined landing in the front yard of someone’s wannabe mansion.

“Stay with One. Keep her secure.” Scott was moving before his littlest brother could protest.

A tactical readout appeared on Scott’s HUD as his feet hit dirt. Gordon’s dragonfly pod touched down beside him, his fish brother’s eyes catching his.

Without words, Scott grabbed onto the pod and Gordon launched her to skim across the ground, closing the little distance between them and the trees.

Thunderbird Two sat quiet beyond the property, her green hull gathering grey ash as firefighting aircraft buzzed about the fire front, a closing distance away.

“Shadow is inbound, ETA ten minutes. A security team in on their way. Colonel Casey has confirmed a response from the GDF as soon the fire has been controlled.”

“What?!” But as Scott’s boots hit the ground again, he didn’t have time to discuss the GDF’s inadequacies. “Virgil’s status?”

“I’m getting no response. He is speaking, but not to me. He appears incoherent.” A pause. “Approach him with caution.” Another pause. “Five assailants still closing.”

Rage leaked through Scott’s composure, but he had no more time for that than he did for the GDF’s failings. “Gordon, you have my six.”

And they were swallowed by the trees.

-o-o-o-

TBC

#thunderbirds are go #thunderbirds #thunderbirds fanfiction #virgil tracy #scott tracy #gordon tracy #john tracy #alan tracy #nuttyfic #how can I leave a 10 000 word fic hanging for two years #I guess the same way I've left a 48 000 word fic hanging #::sigh::

[molkolsdal]

sitar

long-necked stringed Indian musical instrument, 1845, from Hindi sitar, from Persian sitar "three-stringed," from si "three" + tar "string"

zither

stringed musical instrument, 1850, from German Zither, from Old High German zitara, from Latin cithara, from Greek kithara

kithara

an ancient Greek stringed instrument, which could be considered a forerunner of the guitar, according to Beekes, acquired from Pre-Greek. Probably ultimately derived from or at least related to Proto-Hurro-Urartian *kinnar (“lyre, harp”)

guitar

from Spanish guitarra, from Arabic قِيثَارَة‎ (qīṯāra), from Latin cithara, from Ancient Greek κιθάρα (kithára)

#I've been thinking about these words lately and marveling at the beauty of humanity #so far there's no definite connection btwn sitar and kithara and it might just be coincidence #but considering that they're both indo European and there's no breakdown of the individual parts of the word kithara / kinnor... like maybe #can you imagine 10 000 years ago people made this instrument and called it by a certain name and millenia later its descendants and its nam #is still around #proto indo europeans ilysm ❤ even though i will never know everything about you #I've been thinking about instruments and music a lot lately in this way #language #etymology

[ryuki-draws]

OMG CUTE TRAINS

,,they have to kiss and cuddle. No exceptions.

Astro's frame gives off enough heat to keep half a dozen bots warm the in cold lunar winter, but Grease watch out (he'll wake up flattened when Astro accidentally rolls over in recharge)

#ask #anonymous #train asks #oc mazačka #oc grease #tf oc #transformers oc #astrotrain #tf astrotrain #two trains holding hands #local trains AU #there was supposed to be witty dialogue but brain's empty #my google history is 10 000 cuddling references none of which work for these guys ahaha #drawing them soft is like therapy to me

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

8 things to consider if you happen to die in your sleep and get a chance to take up a job in the Dreaming

That time the priority was to brief Matthew on how to handle his new boss' moods, so explaining to him WHO his new boss IS didn't even make it on the agenda

Your boss might look like he has emotional resilience of wet tissue and like he's about to cry roughly 50% of the time, but if you actually take pity on him and try to express sympathy, you will discover that beneath is a wall of hubris harder than diamond and you just went and ran face-first into the pointy edge of it

That time Lucienne got chewed out for doing her job because she made Dream feel redundant

Please remember that your Lord and Ruler definitely Got This, and gods forbid you suggest otherwise, even if it really REALLY looks like maybe he Doesn't

That time Gault got unmade for wanting to change into a dream while a former human changed to a raven changed to a librarian was standing three steps away going "Um Excuse Me Sir???"

Problem of the week is snowballing exponentially (again) because SOMEBODY refuses to ask for any help (AGAIN)

That time your new boss literally said that Death is kinder

And he was not exaggerating.

#sandman #the sandman #listen we all love the wet scrungly cat but if i had deal with that i'd be literally begging for Death #i stan lucienne bc i could NEVER #first week in and probably getting banished to nightmare realms for 10 000 years after asking if there are any jobs open in sunless lands #my stuff #nebra original