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yingjiaoyue · 19 days
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WAIT WHAT?!?! 100 ALREADY?!?! Wow... Thank you!! I didn't expect to actually get 100 so soon!! TvT
Since I reached a hundred followers already... I wanna do something for 100 special! :D I have few ideas, but I'd like to know which of those would you like me to do!
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so there are officially 100 people following me and that's so wild, like yes, when you think about it like "there's 7.837 billion people" it doesn't seem like a lot but when you think about it like "holy shit there are 100 people that care what I have to say??" it's pretty fucking crazy man
To everyone that's been here for a while, thank you so much for staying? Like it's so easy to leave but the fact that you didn't makes me feel so fuzzy and I'm so happy to have you all as my employees
(nsft past this point, proceed at your own risk)
Edward sat, face in his hands as the rain poured outside. It didn't look like it was gonna start to die down anytime soon. Eduardo came and sat by him, making sure to keep some space between them. Edd glared at him and the bandit just sighed "Geez it's not like it's my fault" "Still, don't think this changes anything, once we can leave I'm arresting you." It was quiet for a few moments except for the sound of the rain hitting the barn roof and ground around it. It was rather hot leaving a humid almost sticky feeling in the air, but Edu thought it was nice considering how dry it always seems to be. He leaned back more and looked at Edward, the detective just looking out into the rain.
"Y'know, I don't flirt with you because I expect anything back, you've made it pretty obvious you don't like me" he chuckled. Sure at first he liked to tease him because he thought he was cute but after Edd was so unreceptive he also did it to annoy him. However Edward, now looking at the taller, felt weirdly bad about that. Not guilty, it just gave him a bad feeling in his chest. It wasn't that he didn't like Eduardo, it was that he couldn't. He sighed softly and stood up "it's not that I don't like you, but it doesn't matter."
"...What does that mean?" Eduardo stood up as well, leaning on the bail of hay. "I just mean that it would never work, you would be put in jail." "Only if someone found out, we don't have to tell anybody" that seemed to frustrate him a little "We would still be breaking the law! And you already are! You're a criminal, and if anyone found out I could get in trouble too and then it's all just-" while he was talking, Eduardo had stood up straight and dusted some of the hay off his shirt, then taken about a step and a half forward to put booth his hands on Edward's hip and kissed him, silencing the detective. He had moved so quickly the brunet didn't have time to prosses or react to any of it.. and Eduardo was surprisingly good kisser.
It felt really nice, he put his hands on the bandit's shoulders as he felt Eduardo's arms fully wrap around his waist. It felt like fireworks in Edward's stomach as he was pressed against the other man, his chapped lips felt so nice he couldn't help how he melted into it. He honestly thought he may have fallen if Eduardo hadn't been holding him. The rain seemed a lot louder now that no one was talking. The kiss only broke once they needed air, slowly moving away, he could feel Eduardo's short breaths on his face. For a few moments it stayed quiet before the bandit spoke up "if you don't want me to, I'll never do that again, I swear it."
Edward had to think about it for a minute, he knew it was stupid and dangerous and would cause problems that were so easily avoidable but he just couldn't bring himself to tell him no, it felt too good to be in his arms, that feeling he put in the brunet's stomach that made his knees weak was too addicting. "Do you want me to?" Edd bit his lip a little and just nodded lightly, still looking up at him as he was kissed again and just like last time the detective was putty in his hands almost immediately. This time though Eduardo had permission and conformation that it was ok, He held Edd tighter before picking him up, the smart little thing wrapped his legs around Edu's waist right away. He pressed him down against the pile of hay so he could be on top of him without him just being on the ground and Edward seemed more then ok with that.
As embarrassing as it was Edward wasn't really used to being treated like this or touched like this, the feeling was so new to him and it was happening so fast, it was such a rush. The way Eduardo was pressing him down while exploring his mouth felt so wonderful. His hat had fallen off when Eduardo had first pushed him down but he didn't even really notice. It startled him when he felt hands up his shirt but he calmed. His hands were so big compared to Edd's, and his rough callused palms and fingers felt weirdly good on his sides, they were so warm. He took a few deep breathes once the kiss broke and Eduardo hastily moved to kiss his neck, nibbling on is collar bone a bit, enough to make him mewl and shudder. God, his little noises were like music to the bandit's ears he wanted to hear more.
Edward's vest then shirt were removed and just sort of pushed to the side. He was still panting softly as Eduardo held his wrists down, looking over his newly exposed light tan skin. The brunet couldn't help but blush a little at the way Eduardo was staring at him, he looked like a starved animal looking at a 64 ounce stake. He leaned down and started placing kisses down Edd's chest to his stomach while he unbuckled his pants, sliding them down with his underwear. His hands ran down his sides to hold and gently squish his thighs making the smaller's face go bright red. He was making plenty of hickies and soft bite marks all over him, wanting to know every inch of his body.
Edward has his fists clenched tight as he tried his best to stifle all the little noises that kept slipping out, little whimpers and gasps, even soft moans when he would bite down. At first he was a little confused when he felt something something press against his entrance until he realized it was one of Eduardo's fingers, giving a soft gasp and tensing up a little.
It felt weird when he pushed it inside, but it didn't hurt like he thought it would, it was just uncomfortable. He whined softly and wiggled a bit, Eduardo quietly hushing him and telling him to relax. He tried his best, it slowly didn't feel as weird anymore, and it actually felt pretty good once he started moving it. Edward couldn't help the little breathy moan that got out, wiggling more as a second finger was added, his lover slowly stretching his walls, preparing him. It was so exciting, his stomach felt like it was full of butterflies at the thought. That his virginity was being taken by an actual criminal, it seemed like such a far shot from what he thought he held morally important, but that just made it even more exhilarating. It was so new and a little bit scary even.
Now that the detective was comfortable with the fingers Eduardo decided he couldn't resist seeing the face he would make when he pressed into his sweet spot, he could only imagen how adorable it would be. It felt a bit weird since he was obviously searching for something, but Edward didn't know what. It felt so good deep inside him like this, he was softly panting and moaning constantly. Then he gasped before giving a loud very sweet moan, his face going bright red and his brain just felt even more scrambled. Eduardo was chuckling softly against his skin, grinning as he curled his fingers earning a high pitched moan. The brunettes drooling cock twitched as he wined, gently running his fingers into Edu's hair.
"E-eduardo" the taller grumbled quietly, not stopping and not acknowledging him other than that, clearly not done marking him up and even a little frustrated he was being interrupted. "C'mon... p-please?" He whispered that last part, honestly a little embarrassed of how needy he felt. That did seem to get his attention though, looking up at Edd for a moment before sitting up and getting more between his legs and starting to take off his own belt then taking off his jeans.
The shorter blushed deeply apon seeing the other's member, it was way bigger than his, but that also left him a little concerned. That was going to fit inside him??? Eduardo grabbed his legs and lifted them a bit, learning that Edward was surprisingly flexible, he would have to remember that. He spit in his hand then took his hard cock in his hand, lubing it up and pressing it against the brit's pink hole, watching the way he tensed up.
"Are you ready?" The taller asked softly. Hesitantly, Edward slowly nodded, trying his best to brace himself. Eduardo slowly pushed in, grunting quietly as the tight heat surrounded him. Edd whimpered, feeling Eduardo fill him, it felt so weird. Maybe it was because Eduardo had prepped him? He didn't know but it still stung. He was panting softly, face bright red as Eduardo kissed his neck sweetly, his stubble kind of tickled.
After a little bit like that Edd was pretty used to it and had adjusted, telling Eduardo he could start moving which he was more than happy to. He didn't want to hurt the brunet but he had been getting a little impatient. He pressed his legs forward more so he had more room to start going pretty hard right away. This seemed to startle the other a little bit though, moaning loudly and grabbing fist fulls of the hay. It felt incredible, like nothing he had ever felt and his head felt like it was full of fluff. Whimpering and squirming slightly as Eduardo let one of his legs go to stroke his cock.
It was so overwhelming he felt totally helpless, tears of pleasure welling up in his eyes before rolling down his cheeks and he drooled, incoherently begging the taller for more and not to stop. It was quite the sight indeed, Eduardo couldn't get enough of it. Fighting to keep his eyes open as he grunted, wanting to see all the adorable expressions his sub kept making. "F-fuck- Eduardo please-" he sobbed, his shoulders shaking slightly.
Edu leaned down and kissed him deeply to which the other immediately wrapped his arms around his neck giving lots of muffled moans into it, doing his best to kiss back though it was a bit clumsy and uncoordinated neither really minded. He loved the way the detective's lips felt so much, they were soft and tasted like soda. He gently bit his lip making the brit mewl softly into the kiss. Eduardo soon reluctantly broke the kiss, moving to once again kiss his neck. Edward could feel himself getting really close, and it was obvious by the way his voice got higher and he couldn't even really speak anymore, just moans and incoherent strings of nothing as drool rolled down his chin.
The bandit tried his best to go harder, huffing and panting under his breath. The smaller pretty much screamed as he came, tangling his fingers tight in his lover's dark brown locks. He was a mess as Eduardo pounded into him, the barn filled with the sounds of loud rain, skin against skin, and Edd's sweet noises. Eduardo's own climax was following shortly after, trying to shove it as deep as he could as he came. Edward moaned softly feeling it deep inside him, it was so hot. He gave a shaky breath and just melted against the hay, Eduardo panting softly with his face in the crook of his neck. Everything started slowing down again, but he still couldn't think.
The bandit sat up more after a few more moments, Edward whining softly. He pulled out, both of them shivering a little bit at the change. He wrapped his arms around the detective again and pretty much just collapsed on top of him, mumbling quiet things about how pretty he was or how well he had done. Edd blushed deeply listening to him, he felt so tired and Edu was so warm, he couldn't help dozing off, his partner following shortly after, the rain creating a calming background noise for them.
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spookitapes · 9 months
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AHHH OMG I DONT THINK IM READY FOR THE 100 😭
AHH i’m so excited for it !! it’s probably going up tomorrow just from how long im making each section 😭 my brain just keeps spitting out horny shit so i keep writing it down lolll
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(live footage of me rn)
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umbrellatte · 2 years
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Hello everyone! Thank you for the support and the love these past few months! This was originally an event, but i have decided to make it a fun addition to my blog, so it's open for as long as it is!
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Allow me to present, the latte funsies! Just place these emojis in my asks and comply with the needed stuff!
🎵 - tell me about yourself and i'll give you a couple songs you and a character/s will listen to together
💫 - give me your favorite constellation and i'll write a poem for you!
📝 - i'll make you a small fic with a character of your choosing from my fandom list. for this request, any character is available, not just the ones in my character list.
🧞 - give me an au and i'll make a small prompt fic for any umbrella hargreeves of your choice.
🥀 - tell me about yourself and give me a character and i'll pair you with a couple i like from different fandoms!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
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emeraldotter · 2 months
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chilchuck.
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lustwithoutlore · 2 months
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Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?
Jason: I got him a Glutemaster
Barbara: Really? Me too!
Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.
Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.
Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.
Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰
Later-
Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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I really like that scene in mob psycho 100 where those random guys try to bully mob, but then, before mob can even do anything, dimple makes the guy disrobe and ritsu tries to kill him and the body improvement club just kinda circles up and squishes him between their pecs until the guys beg for mercy and leave. because it's a very stupid scene. kinda the epitome of the show's goofy weird slapstick humor. and so when you're watching it the first time you assume that's the purpose of the scene--to be dumb slapstick humor. because it succeeds at that, so it would be perfectly functional if that's all it was.
but THEN it turns out that it's actually setup for two episodes later when mogami traps him in a mind dimension to try and turn him evil and he's standing in the SAME PLACE and he sees ritsu on the bridge but ritsu doesn't acknowledge him. and he gets bullied. and not only is he powerless to defend himself, he has no one who cares. the scene plays out an evil mirrored version of itself where it's straightforward. it's harsh. it's empty. mob gets beaten up, and he is alone.
and that would've been a good scene on its own, too. but to me the fact that you see the silly ridiculous version of it FIRST (the one that culminates in the body improvement club suffocating a guy with their man boobs) is really important to me. because then, later, you feel how much more it hurts for mob to be alone when you've already seen what it could be, what it is. and then on a rewatch when you see the goofy version of the scene you can't help but feel an undercurrent of dread and a sense of how dangerously close the absurd is to tipping over into something way too real and visceral. which is a feeling that runs throughout the entire show.
anyway.
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lonely--seeker · 2 months
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Practise vs Improv
Happy valentine, sending y'all kisses and hugs
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jascurka · 9 months
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I'm doing anti-smoking ads now
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wickwackity · 1 month
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MWAAHHHHHH
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ato-dato · 25 days
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Part two!!!
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HOLY SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED
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tubbytarchia · 2 months
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For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf
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Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango
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mizgnomer · 3 months
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Doctor Who - Wild Blue Yonder - Visual Effects
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linktoo-doodles · 10 months
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I feel loved
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Happy Birthday, Ritsu.
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