#11 humour

[o-kurwa]

#9/11 #dark humour

[darcyolsson]

cassandra clare's april fools newsletters are always so funny 😭 they never fail to make me giggle i hope she never stops doing them

#flassandra flare has me CRYING #she shaped my entire sense of humour when i was 11 reading tmi i fear #also her using her yearly april fools prank as an elaborate way to shade her own fans is the most cc thing shes ever done LMAO #im with her on this one. if i were her i wouldve started beating my own fans with sticks by now #or well. if im cc in this scenario i wouldve busted out the old yaoi paddle. #personal #tsc

[akkivee]

hayami-san once again proving he’s the funniest hypmic seiyuu LMAO

#this is vee speaking #hayami: these btches are NOT normal #and he’s so right and so real LMAO #like that tweet that was circulating yesterday about him mentioning his voice has been that deep since he was 11 had me wheezING #saburo doesn’t get along with anyone for shit by his own making lmao but they both have a very similar sense of humour lol #so i think he’s on to something lol

[note-boom]

Something something a child and her immortal, all powerful eldritch being who only cares about her and listens to no one else

#ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE DYNAMICS OKAY #im sorry i know everyone is focused on everything else but.... #i love aya and bram??? i love their friendship so much?? #i love the heartwarming gesture of him swearing loyalty to her because of all her kindness and spunk?? #and i love the potential humour of the dynamic #aya gets herself a good older figure who will not hesitate to bite anyone who messes with his daughter #its so funny imagine theres this all powerful eldritch monster who is probably immortal and kickstarted the apocalypse #and hes being dragged around a 12 year old whose showing him music cds #its so CUTE #bsd #bsd manga spoilers #manga things #bsd bram #bsd aya #spitting nonsense #stars i hope we'll see more of them as the manga goes on #also...i'll say it now #this might be the first time in bsd where i see a guy swear loyalty to a female #and its incredibly funny to me that its an 11 year old japanese girl and an immortal european

[caelium-moth]

I fucking love being a little nerdy computer boi, yes yes. Let me stare at a blinking white cursor on a black window while it does magic computer stuff for hours just to realise "Oh hey, i forgot to press enter."

#computer science #code #programming #humour #fuck my life #i love win 10/11 cmd #my favourite game for real...

[huntressofartemis001]

im at schools library rn and theres some kids in the next table and they’re playing jenga and they just called it “twin towers”

#kids these days #tw 9/11 #9/11 #9/11 mention #9/11 joke #9/11 attacks #twin towers #world trade center #dark humor #dark humour tw #kids #jenga #jengapuzzles

[ratchet-serperior]

I propose a new time measurement called a "9/11". The time between the first plane hitting the tower and Flight 77 crashing is about 1 hr 17 minutes. We can round that down to 1:15 for convenience. So you can say things like "I'll be there in two 9/11s" and that can mean 2 and a half hours

#9/11 joke #random midnight insomnia post #dark humour tw #one thing that the twin towers and my ex have in common is that they both went down on my dad

[quotingtheboys]

Quote #26

If you didn't mention 9/11 for one week you would have made it.

#Quoting the Boys #Quotes #Humor #Boys saying shit #Apparently a lot about 9/11 #Shit I hear at work #warehouse life #humour #Boys are strange

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Proof I Am Immortal

I was born once

I have never died

#local dumbass attempts humor #more at 11 #memes #jokes #funny #humor #humour

[elle-smells]

bcs im delusional and silly i opened my diary to make a short list of traits i´d like my future partner to have.

somehow i´m at #44 and have been adding to it for the past few days

#highlights include #(me realising some of the things I listed apply for any decent human being but I digress) #n°30 actually making an effort to get to know and get along with my close friends #n°6 a sense of humour that matches mine even if not similar #n°11 someone who hates lizards #see i´m asking for reasonable things

[o-kurwa]

#9/11 joke #dark humour #twitter

[hewsos-from-lesbos]

Bush did 9/11

No, not President Bush, Kate Bush.

#9/11 #george bush #kate bush #humour #meme #196 #196 type vibes. #Am I allowed to tag this 196?

[indigodawns]

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#whew you know when you've been Going for a while and then you get a break and you're still tired but you're also so so jittery #S WHERE IM AT OHHH MY GOD #luxury problem and it's totally fine but i am crawling up the walls my friends #also update time ig!! took my family to the autism group meeting thing on tuesday bc it was a meeting esp for that #and they kept throwing me glances throughout the info part like lol it's you JDFHJDFH it was v interesting #bc throughout it all it's like... here i have info about autism and here i have my 25 years lived experience without thinking i had autism #and since i wasn't diagnosed as a kid i wasn't as ~obvious about it and i find it hard to reconcile examples with myself if they #don't fit 100% (it's . the autism) so anyways it was v helpful!!! #and my mum was like ah yeah i always had moments where i thought so?? but then it didn't fit the cold white boy stereotype bc i #am empathetic and i have humour etc so she never mentioned it to me bc it's a big thing etc and tbf i wasn't ~ready pre-this year #but now it's like... ah yes i was always upset on holidays and they never got why (the change in Everything)... i was picky with food #and with new shoes and i HATED shopping and it overwhelmed me so much (still does) #i would ask my mum what tf i was feeling and why i was crying and i would analyse social interactions #and i'd have obsessions with media and horses etc. was big know-it-all. was so slow with some subjects at school #like yknow when you had to copy letters 80 times? that'd take me ages and i'd get a fail bc i was being so precise #anyways. enough signs methinks dfjhdjh so now im just trying to see where stimming & eyecontact come in? #i never noticed a problem with eyecontact but im trying to let myself not do it and it's kinda nice?? but idk #and stimming idk i used to suck my thumb for a long time but?? i wanna try things but whew internalised ableism etc #so see then im like so ARE YOU ACTUALLY-- but anyways it seems i am #and my mum made me realise that'd. explain why i suddenly developed depression around age 11 and never got out of it again #so lots of Thinking!!! and wanting to shelve things like ok great figured it out NOW WHAT but noooo #also stupid to do this on tumblr and not rly talk about it with irl friends but what do you say like #hello im autistic? yeah it surprised me too. no i can't really explain how it works for me. no that's not how the spectrum works #so here we are yes #<3

[photozoi]

There’s always one.

When you are trying to get a good group photo and someone decides to be funny. The true origin of “flipping the bird”.

(sorry) :D

#chickens #Pidge #Delaware hen #Ece's rear end #Ameraucana Bantam #CinderFella #Ameraucana bantam rooster #group shot #Fort Featherly Flock #NOT the true origin of flipping the bird #bad bird humour #sorry #photozoi #11-2022 #original pic #the worm hunters

[snail-of-fire]

Wow okay! I wasn't expecting to be tagged to be honest but here we go!! 9 fav shows! expect a lot of animated shows, I don't really watch live action unless it's documentaries lol (also this was so hard to choose 😫)

thank you for the tag @amyreads !!! here's some people if they want to do it @honeylemonbutte @yuuugay @birde-draws (no pressure ofc, and if u have done it and I simply did not see it then pls tag me in comments or smth!! I want to know!!)

#wow what else was expected honestly #all of these shows have made me cry at least once 🥲 #would also like to mention that im so fascinated by ur choices amy #mainly cause i havent watched any of them #they somehow fit ur... humour? idk #ur whole shebang #they fit u!! #(ive heard theyre all very good 😌) #*posts this to my 11 followers 🥰* #would love to rant about fav shows so dont be afraid to interact

[randapear]

the gay agenda for today is teaching your little sister the correct grammar for a shit load of swear words.

#she's 11 oh well #someone has to tell her so #shit posting #shit post #humour #ig #gay #the gay agenda