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stark-strange-love2 · 3 years

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Thanks for tagging me @salty-ironstrange-shipper I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH

1 - Do you prefer friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? | Enemies to lovers

2 - Would you rather be forced to watch a terrible movie adaptation of your favorite fanfic or an amazing adaptation of your least favorite fanfic? | Terrible adaptation of my favorite fic

3 - Would you rather read fanfic chapters backwards or read them as parsed from google translate? | Google translate

4 - Would you rather consume every fanfic as an audiobook read by a monotone narrator or have to read on a tiny printed piece of papers written in yellow highlighter? | Monotone audiobook (but aren’t all audiobooks super monotone?)

5- Would you rather get a tattoo on your body of very fanfic title you read or never read fanfic again? | Never read fanfic again

6 - Do you prefer vampire au or werewolf au? | Vampire AU primarily, but I don’t mind them both at the same time hehe!

7- Would you rather get sold to a boy band or be stuck in a time loop with your love interest? | Time Loop god no fucking boybands I would die as their cult sacrifice

8 - Would you rather kill your favorite character or marry your least favorite character? | marry my least favorite character

9 - Would you rather meet your love interest in a coffee shop au or college au? | College AU 100%

10 - Would you rather have your fic history leaked or never read another fanfic again? | Fic history leaked- yall already know I’m fucked up and i don’t really read anything too bad so it’s cool!

11 - Would you rather be able to read amazing fanfiction but it always has an mpreg plot twist or only read bad fanfiction for the rest of your life? | Mpreg plot twist I love mpreg so this is NOT a problem, but a blessing XD

12 - Would you rather gay ships or straight ships? | generally gay ships, but I’m open to all. I guess I just relate more sometimes, but if its the Red Queen then heck yeah every gay or straight ship in that book is hella interesting

13 - Would you rather ship a rarepair with almost no content or a pair with lots of content but almost all of it is cracky nightmare smut? | Rarepair (isn’t ironstrange a rarepair?)

14 - Would you rather see your otp shatter years after their happily ever after or never have the happily ever after happen in the first place? | Never have the happily ever after- more angst :)

15 - Would you rather read a poorly written but complete fanfic or a literary masterpiece last updated june 2013? | Literary masterpiece (that’s so rough, but I know some of my fave’s have been unfinished rip)

16 - Would you rather read SSSS++++ tier smut with almost 11k words or 70k words worth of fluff? | 11k smut tbh

17 - Would you rather read only alternate universe fanfics or only canon fanfics? | au fanfics. I despise canon. give me my high school au!!!

18 - Would you rather introduce fanfics to your normie friend with an ongoing smut fic with great writing or a complete fluff fic with terrible writing? | Ongoing smut fic

19 - Would you rather read your notp with all your favorite tropes and perfect characterization or your otp with tropes you despise and inconsistent characterization? | OTP with tropes I despise and inconstant characterization

19 - Would you rather read a fic with an interesting concept but very poor writing or read a fic with an uninteresting concept with really good writing? | Uninteresting, but well-written

20 - Would you rather have a major character death or have a bed sharing scene but it’s a ship you hate? | Major character death

21 - Would you rather read a fanfic that has constant grammar and spelling mistakes or one that the characters are wildly different than canon? | Grammar and spelling errors

22 - Would you rather every fanfic includes Jackson Wang or every fanfic includes at least one nsfw moment? | NSFW moment (that’s just a bonus [exactly @funkylittlebidiot])

23 - read the most absolutely messed up dead dove with your most wholesome ship or subject yourself to 100,000 words of your notp all written in a solid block with no punctuation and horrible grammar? | Dead dove (dead dove can be quite interesting while the whole point of NOTPs are that they suck)

24 - Would you rather have the power to read every fanfic in existence or have the power to make any ship canon? | Make any ship canon (as long as it’s done right)

25 - Would you rather have your otp get together in canon but one of them dies in a tragic way or all members of your otp survive but get together with other people? | Tragic death

26 - Would you rather read a cringy 70 chapter harry styles mafia au or a high school kpop au y/n fic with horrible grammar? | Harry Styles mafia au i cannot do y/n inserts oml no

27 - Would you rather accidentally send your boss a super detailed smut fic or read a super detailed smut fic about your boss? | Read a smut fic about my boss

28 - Would you rather read smut fanfic aloud to your parents or submit smut fanfic to the employer of your dream job? | parents oml i cannot do that to my career

29 - Would you rather pine after an oblivious love interest or be the oblivious love interest pined after? | Be the oblivious love interest (LOVE ME PLEASE)

30 - Would you rather hanahaki disease or your soulmate’s first words to you tattooed on your body (and they’re really stupid)? | Tattoo soulmate’s first words (then I don’t die, but I’d rather read hanahaki)

31 - Would you rather be an alpha, beta, or omega in omegaverse? | Alpha (I’m a huge bitch, but I do 100% respect and love consent)

32 - Would you rather read a fanfic where the characters turn into furries or a fanfic where the characters all get pregnant? | pregnancies...

33 - Would you rather be able to resurrect dead fics or have the power to create a plethora of new fics effortlessly? | Create new fics ENDLESSLY

Tagging: @stxphxn-strange

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westanabadguy · 4 years

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Ranking The Akatsuki's compatibility with each other

I'm going to be sharing my opinions on how compatible each Akatsuki member is with eachother. This is 100% going off their more canon personalities, and it’s not really what I personally ship if we’re being honest.

This is gonna be hella long, so strap in buckaroos.

I didn’t do Pein, Konan, Zetsu, or Obito, because I don’t really see them being available to most of the Akatsuki? Don’t date your bosses, folks. Well, I mean, I guess you shouldn’t date serial killers and criminals either but uh.

Kisame

Most compatible with: Itachi

Do I even need to explain this one? This is by far the easiest pick of em all. They worked together for years. You CANNOT look me in the eyes and tell me they didn’t bang a single time. They’re on the road all the time, fighting for their lives as missing nins, it’s a pretty lonely life. You think the fact they they were really the only ones they could trust + the fact that the battled together all the time + the fact that they probably didn’t get to interact with a whole lot of other people didn’t result in at least some attachment? Nah fam.

Least compatible with: Sasori

I struggled with this one, tbh. However, if I had to choose it’d probably be Sasori. I don’t know if Kisame would be too big on Sasori as a whole. He likes long, bloody battles. He likes getting in there and actually using his fists and swords. Very much a brawn guy. Sasori is the exact opposite. He’s cold, intelligent, and calculating. He’s impatient and probably one of the more insane of the Akatsuki. I don’t see them as having anything really in common.

Kinda Compatible with:

I think Kisame would be pretty compatible with the rest of the Akatsuki. Maybe not as life partners, but as fuck buddies? Definitely. He’s a pretty passive guy, doesn’t strike me as the type to really make a bunch of enemies of his colleagues.

Itachi

Most Compatible with: Kisame

Do I really gotta repeat myself?

Least Compatible with: The rest of the Akatsuki

No, for real. I mean, Itachi hates unnecessary cruelty. He’s a pacifist. I really don’t see him wanting to even touch the rest of the Akatsuki. If I had to pick the absolute least compatible it’d have to be Hidan, but again, I really don’t see him with any of the other Akatsuki. They go against his entire belief system.

Hidan

Most compatible with: Deidara

Deidara is as loud and brash as Hidan is, and they’re relatively in the same age range. I feel like Hidan would appreciate the immense destruction of Deidara’s attacks. They also both left their villages because their beliefs didn’t line up with the village anymore, so I’m sure they could relate on that level as well. Deidara is pretty young and impressionable, so who knows, he could be a potential Jashinism candidate?

Least Compatible with: Kakuzu, Sasori, Itachi

Kakuzu goes against everything Hidan believes in. It’d be like mixing oil and water. Sasori barely puts up with Deidara’s shit, and he’s 1000x more impatient than Kakuzu is, you think he’d put up with the constant long sacrifices and blabbering? Itachi hates needless violence, as said above. Can’t see him just putting up with Hidan’s rampant sadism.

Kinda Compatible with:

I feel like he’d be decently open to messing around with most of the rest of the Akatsuki. Nothing serious, tho. I’m sure he’d be very picky with who he seriously lets into his life. Jashin is supposed to be his ultimate, so he’d have to pick a lover he thought wouldn’t insult Jashin too much, and since there’s no other Jashinists in the Akatsuki... chances are very slim. Just doesn’t strike me as the guy to settle down for any period of time.

Kakuzu

Most compatible with: Sasori, Kisame

In all honesty, I really don’t see Kakuzu being interested in really anyone. He’s too old and tired for a relationship. If I had to pick, tho, it’d probably be either Kisame or Sasori. He has history with Sasori, they’re some of the oldest Akatsuki members, and they’re both weathered old men. At the very least, they could bitch about their younger partners all day lol. There might be some tension in the fact that immortality is so important to Sasori, while Kakuzu doesn’t believe it truly exists. But at the same time, I really think that Sasori likes having someone around to challenge his beliefs. I feel like Kakuzu respects strength, and both him and Kisame have been through a lot of similar shit if you think about it. The most important thing about these two: They can survive Kakuzu’s random bursts of anger. Both of them have enough life experience to give Kakuzu a run for his money, and that’s pretty important when you’re tangoing with someone like Kakuzu.

Least Compatible with: Pretty much everyone tbh

Again, I really don’t think Kakuzu would be particularly interested in anyone. He especially wouldn’t be interested in Deidara and Hidan. I figured he’d be slightly more tolerant of Deidara, solely because he’s slightly more respectful than Hidan, but still, don’t really see that happening.

Sasori

Most compatible with: Kakuzu, Deidara

They’re both old and grumpy. And immortal. Probably wanna be immortal if you’re in a relationship with one. Especially one that will attempt to kill you occasionally. But for real, they’re both mature, and more importantly respectful and quiet. I don’t see them really grinding on eachother’s nerves very often. It’d be a very quiet, lowkey relationship. There’s something in the fact that Deidara isn’t dead yet that speaks volumes. I do really believe Sasori cares about Deidara to some degree, he’d be dead otherwise.

Least compatible with: Hidan, Itachi, Kisame

Not gonna put up with Hidan’s long ass rituals, Itachi won’t be chill with the whole human puppet thing imo, and he’s a bit too much for Kisame.

Deidara

Most compatible with: Hidan, Sasori

Deidara’s the last of the 6, so I’ve pretty much talked about him already but uh. Hidan and him have big disaster gay energy. Sasori and him have a long history, and the fact that he hasn’t been decimated speaks volumes.

Least compatible with: Kakuzu, Itachi

Kakuzu would kill him in like 2 seconds. He canonically despises Itachi, so I don’t think they’d get along to well lmao.

Kinda compatible with:

He’d be pretty chill with pretty much everyone imo. I don’t think he’d be particularly closed off to anyone? He’s a very live fast, die hard type of guy so.

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wonhos-monbaby · 5 years

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K-drama watched list

Because I lost my note on my old phone so here's a list of all the Kdramas I've watched... I’ve added some comments and opinions on some of them

Boys over flower

This was the first drama recommended to me and the first one I ever watched. It’s a great introduction to K-dramas. Rich guy-Poor girl is a common trope and this one is really entertaining, great first drama to watch because you’re diving straight into it.

Healer

Now let me tell you! Ji Changwook is RIGHT at the top of my favorite actors and this is the first drama I ever saw with him in a lead role. And let me tell you, after this, nothing will convince me faster than Ji Changwook as the lead in an action drama. Number one on my must watch recommendations. If you haven’t seen it yet, this should be next on your watch list!!!

Dream

Ooooh I watched this one for the lead and only the lead.... Kim Bum is adorable and though I don’t remember much of this one I enjoyed it. Here’s a fan made MV ‘cause I literally don’t remember anything except it’s about boxing?

Personal taste

Lee Minho pretending to be gay so he can rent a room in a girl’s home... I’m letting you imagine everything that could go wrong... Fun and lighthearted it’s a fun drama.

You're beautiful

Playful kiss

Ooooh I have some issues with this one but it’s cute and fun and maybe I wanted to bitch slap both leads at some moments, and cringed at some moments (second hand embarrassment was present a few times there). Like I said though it’s cute and fun and gets your mind off of things.

Dream high

Dreal high 2

Heartstrings

Flowerboy ramyun shop

Flowerboy next door

Shut up flowerboy band

Okay so I got a little mad at the choices for the beginning in this one because holy shit the end of episode 2 ???? I was not okay with that ... Still a fun drama, I remember enjoying it though it doesn’t stick with me much... I remember the music being pretty good too....

To the beautiful you

School 2013

School 2017

Pinocchio

I may or may not have crushed hard on Lee Jongsuk and this drama convinced me to watch a lot of the drama he’s stared in. But this one was fun and like at the top of my recommendations... The chemistry between Lee Jongsuk and ParK Shinhye is a little meh but if you don’t pay too much attention to that the rest is worth it!!

I hear your voice

The good doctor

Doctor stranger

Lee Jongsuk is the son of a doctor who got sent to North Korea for a secret operation that stops him from going back to South Korea. His lead is a genius and becomes a surgeon like his father... He defects and manages to get back to South Korea... Man that one had me confused on whether or not I liked it but to say it’s not entertaining would be wrong...

The heirs

Empress Ki

Ji Changwook as the lead for 51 episodes in a historical drama? I didn’t need more than that to convince me to watch this one.

My love from another star

Oooh this one is a popular one and for a good reason ! This love story is beautiful and the chemistry man the chemistry is amazing 100% recommend if you’re looking for something that makes you soft and warms you up inside.

Marriage not dating

Blood

The only thing I remember of this one is that it’s about vampires and a vampire doc....

Jekyll and Hyde

Kill me Heal me

Disclaimer on this on: depicts dissociative identity disorder or D.I.D, I can’t say if it was depicted correctly or not. But the lead male actor did an amazing job at making sure we differentiated the 7 alters of his character. I enjoyed this one a whole lot and the OST is pretty good.

I remember you ( Hello Monster)

If you like thrillers this one is for you. Plays a little with your mind and tries to put you off the tracs ...

Noble my love

Moorim school

Descendants of the sun

If you haven’t watched this one put it at the top of your list! Because this was THE drama of 2016! The story line, the plot, the acting, the OST everything was amazing in this one !!

Comeback Mister

Moonlight drawn by clouds

Lucky romance

Uncontrollably fond

Doctors (Doctor crush)

Oooh I didn’t like this one much, I kind of had to force myself to watch it, more because I was bored and it was somewhat entertaining... but the Teacher-student type romance isn’t for me....

W: two worlds

Lets fight ghost

Beautiful Gong Shim

Scarlet Heart Ryeo

Boy Oh Boy. Where to begin with this one? okay

1. Put this right next to Healer on the must watch list if you haven’t yet!! It is beautiful

2. The Cast : IU, Lee Jonggi, Byun Baekhyun (EXO), Nam Joohyuk, Ji Soo, Kang Hana, Z.Hara, Kang Haneul, just to name a few

3. It’s a historical drama base in the Goryeo era

4. Prepare the tissues because this will set you up for 20 episodes of laughter followed closely by heartbreak, picking the pieces up and trying to piece them together only for those pieces to be broken and stepped on and broken again... I’ve never cried so much

5. Beautiful scenes, chemistry, scenery!

Thumping Spike

Cheese in the trap

Hwarang

Jealousy incarnate

Bong Soon cyborg in love

Legend of the blue sea

Lee Minho and Jeon Jihyeon (My love from another star) take you on a journey of people finding each other over and over again and history repeating itself? Beatiful drama, amazing chemistry! On top of my recommendations as well

Cinderella and four knights

Ji Changwook as the lead in an action drama was all I needed to convince me to watch this one

Weightlifting fairy Kim Bok Joo

Goblin

If Descendants of the sun was the drama for 2016 this one follows closely, starting to air end of December 2016 and finished in January 2017 This is the drama for 2017. Again, from the OST to the story line to the little details everything about this one was perfect! Absolutely loved it

Solomon's Perjury

Oh ! This one is the one I recommend if you’re looking for something a little more serious. This one follows a student lead trial in high school after a student is found dead at the foot of one of the buildings. This one stuck with me!

Strong Woman Do Bong Soon

Chief Kim

Introverted boss

Queen of Ring

Radio romance

Suspicious partner

My secret romance

Oh so you know how we never get any action before the end of like episode 8 or something and it’s usually one of the hella awkward kisses. Hohoho this one focuses on a one night stand and boy of boy we get a full on make out session (in kdrama equivalent) in episode 1!

Fun and cute rom com-ish this one is a really fun one!

The Last Empress

Ah this is more recent as well, it’s set in today’s time if South Korea were a Constitutional Monarchy. Follow it’s last Empress in a palace where manipulation and corruption reigns and secrets are deeply burried.

Terrius behind me

Come and hug me

Remember those tissues you got for Scarlet Heart Ryeo? Yeah stock up this one’s going to make you weep from start to finish. The acting is beautiful and heart wrentching

Tempted

A modern twist on the story Les Liaison dangereuse ( Dangerous Liaisions) this one left me half satisfied half disapointed at the end... It wan’t what I was expecting and hoping for... But I wasn’t the mindset for this type of ending.

Hwayugi: A Korean Odessy

Longing heart

Cheer up

Orange Marmelade

My love Eun Dong

I'm not a robot

Page turner

High society

Emergency couple

Highschool love on

Fight for my way

Master's sun

Another miss Oh

Madame Antoine

Wednesday 3:30pm

The greatest marriage

Ma boy

Somehow 18

Save Me

Oooh this one probably needs a trigger warning... It deals with cult-religions, manipulation and how hard it is to get out once you’re in and everyone around you is endoctrinated... serious, dark and mindblowing, this one might leave you a little uncomfortable at the end but if you’re up for it it’s really really really good.

Apparently there’s a second season?

Hotel del Luna

Break my heart some one IU will you? I am completely in love with the tone of nostalgia and melancholy there always seems to be in the dramas I’ve seen her in... It’s not ne of my favorite dramas but it is a rather enjoyable one

Moments of 18

Lawless Lawyer

When the devil calls your name

#Kdrama #Recommendation #Korean drama #To be updated #update

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