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scph1001 · 2 days
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solomiracle · 2 days
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mammon: hey king whats good mc: im nonbinary mammon: oh my bad mammon: hey. thing
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the leaks the ✌️ the Roman numerals in TTPD the clocks set to 2 the supposed count down?? I know it’s bad but I’m starting to believe the 2 album theory
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happynewyear-99 · 1 day
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Any lampert headcannons?
Lampert was a product made by a (now-bankrupt) company, advertised as an intelligent companion that could preform any (non-law breaking) action with no problem and incredible precision. He could do complex math, do the dishes, clean your house, maybe even read you a bedtime story. He could do it all. Within the advertisements, it was stated that he was programmed with some form of sentience (it was basic GPT-powered machine learning, nothing that crazy honestly), and was made to be "incredibly emotional" to relate with people on a more personal level. He was made with metal and wires, silicone covering his metal casing to allow comfortable phyisical touch, but fret not! He was also programmed to clean off any dirt from his dust-collecting skin to keep him looking fresh! And to not ruin any physical contact, he was made to automatically turn that very feature off for that period of time kn which you are in contact with him. Sounded perfect on paper! And apparently, they had only managed to make one model before going bankrupt due to low supply and demand. People did not like the idea of a machine-learning robot spying on them and learning from their every move as they also did not trust the company behind Lampert to put the data to good use. And the robot uprising. In the end, Lampert was left disassembled in a box in some alleyway, never to be seen again. In action or otherwise.
At least, not until Kasper came to that exact alleyway after taking a few shortcuts to his apartment. When he found a box that big and heavy, he was driven by morbid curiosity to open the box and see what was inside. Hell, it could be deadly, but at least he'll die in the coolest way ever, probably. After opening the box and assembling the mysterious thing while following instructions within the safety of his apartment, Lampert was plugged in to the computer with the intention of getting possibly reprogrammed. I mean, what else was was he supposed to do with a robot? He's fine without a companion, and the possibilties for this hunk of metal were endless! While Kasper was away to get some much needed rest, something happened to Lampert. An unexplainable, almost divine force had granted the machine human-like sentience. In fact, this force was so strong, that it brought Lampert to life.
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kenshiv · 5 months
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#just 2 girls
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tahthetrickster · 7 months
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finding out about like 90% of bg3 shit like thirdhand whenever it crosses one of my feeds is so funny what do you mean the fucking cleric has higher str than the rapier-wielding folk hero warlock
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ps1 · 6 months
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Harbor Seals in the Fog
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arundolyn · 4 months
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genitalmutilations · 7 months
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Art by ICHGO CHA~N on twt
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uchihaitachi · 11 months
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Sun Kissed
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enbyeighthdoctor · 5 months
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whoniverse dash simulator part 2
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aww i cant believe anyone would want to hurt the meep! just the cutest little guy ive ever met
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kill the bastard thing
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women...
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this edible aint shit
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i just saw all the thousands of fragments of myself live and die a million deaths in the timestream
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not the furry trying to insult me
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this you?
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wtf theres a tall men in black looking alien bastard in my front room
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thats weird i dont remember posting that
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wtf theres a tall men in black looking alien bastard in my front room
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i think ill bottle everything up inside until i literally explode
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my life is falling apart. my friends just had their memories of me wiped and the timelords are forcing me to regenerate. everything is going wrong
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but i stay silly :3
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lockcreens · 1 year
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• like or reblog if you save 💕
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snuize · 5 months
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HOME OF SEXUALS ???????
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kenshiv · 17 days
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