#2. I am a college student

[daily-isat]

day 2! shhh… they’re sleeping…

#in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat bonnie #day 2 #you will immediately see how um. i am NOT doing full drawings every day #would if i could but i cant. College student life

[gurple-glitched]

#ok but I can’t decide if I want to get the popcorn bucket and use it as a dice container or a giant d20 #the obvious solution is to get 2 but I am a broke college student #dungeons & dragons #honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #amc

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"just some quick doodling before bed" "just a few pages before bed" "just one more game before bed" "just a tiny bit of writing before bed" That. That is the devil talking.

#its 2 am and for a college student i never fucking learn #mine

[punkeropercyjackson]

Thinking every character would be into older men is a weird ass assumption to make actually,especially when the characters in question aren't even adults

#fr i'm 22 and men with full head of grey hairs have hit on me and i still wish i'd beat their asses in public instead running away in fear #i don't even have p//edo trauma i just find no appeal in dating men old enough to be my dad(the way this phrase is a romance/p*rn trope.die) #and no i am not saying all age gaps are bad i ship some age gap pairings and one of my selfships is a 40something y/o with a 60something y/o #i just think there's a world of difference between a young adult and someone a few years older and two minors with a 1 or 2 year age diff #and someone who's just starting out being grown and someone with decades of experience or a middle schooler and a college student #this goes quadruple for characters from pg media.you can't call 'curate your experience' when you're invading children's spaces #i assure you that most kids and even adults are MUCH more interested in rizzing up people their age than getting pewpaws and mewmaws #antiproship #age gap cw #percy jackson #antilukercy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #antisladick #antisladejay #antijayslade #roy harper #antijayroy #ra's al-ghul #antijaytim #antitimras #jon kent #antidamijon #antijaysteph #bi #trans #summerposting

[savemygrades]

Less than a month till my finals and I've spent the past few days planning my revision timetable instead of actually studying

#productive procastination ??? #i just know im not gonna stick to it #why am i bothering with this #ahahshs #its 2 years worth of content and i feel so overwhelemed #studyblr #uni #student #med #medblr #med student #uniblr #college #help

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Maui: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Tamatoa: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

#HELLOOOOOOOOO TAMATOA FANDOMS #IT'S GETTING QUIET DOWN HERE!!! #I AM EXTREMELY HIATUS OVER MY BELOVED VILLAIN CRABCAKE FOR 2 YEARS SHEEESH #TOO MUCH FOCUSING ON MY OTHER FANDOMS AND ADJUSTING MY LIFE AS A COLLEGE STUDENT #EVEN THE GODZILLA FANDOM HAS ALREADY TAKEN OVER MY IMAGINATIVE BRAIN HEHE #SERIOUSLY THOUGH I NEED TO RECONSIDER TAMATOA BACK TO MY MOANA BRAINROT #moana #disney moana #disney villain #tamatoa #maui #incorrect quotes #moana incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #adm starblitzsteel 4305

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you think you are annoying and that no one likes you, just be glad you aren't my Earth Surface Processes professor who is so awful at his job and so hated by his students that we had an insult tally on the whiteboard during our 2 hour study session.

(Do not feel bad for this man. He absolutely deserves it.)

#regarding our midterm (worth 20% of our grade) alone he: #1a) randomly moved it from in 2 weeks to in 9 days claiming it was department policy #1b) This was apparently a LIE as stated by a different geoscience professor who then encouraged us to complain to the higher ups #2a) released the exam study guide a day late #2b) Study guide was poorly worded with repeat questions/grammatical errors/run-on sentences/conflicting information #2c) got a bit annoyed when we asked about the conflicting info #3) Responded to yes or no questions with “sort of” (Ex: will we be provided the equations) #4) decided to add a new question onto the exam and guide 2 days before the midterm #5) negelcted to teach us how to solve one of the problems until 2 days before the midterm #6) was not present for his own office hours (never told us that he canceled or anything he just didn't show up) #and like i said this is regarding the midterm ALONE #Some insult highlights: #“Why does he love soil creep so much?” “Because that was his nickname in high school.” #“*Student* has been teaching us the content in the past 30min better than *Prof* ever has in an hour and 15.” #“I am not convinced that *Prof* is a human being. I think he's a robot piloted by a hamster.” “Actually its a swarm of fruit flies.” #“I would destroy him in a fight.” “Hes a twink. Anyone could.” “He is NOT a twink no one would EVER hit that.” #collegeblr #college #geoscience

[kyuala]

hmm

#having Thoughts that maybe i shouldnt be having #so i have a friend who's handsome hot nice kind sweet funny etc he's like the whole package #yesterday one of our friends told him i didnt have his contact saved on my phone and we (jokingly) made a whole thing out of it #so he took the convo from our gc to our private messages to let me know he had mine saved WITH A SUNFLOWER EMOJI NEXT TO MY NAME #bc ATTENTION according to him i am little flower and im radiant like the sun so = sunflower #like 🥹🥹🥹🥹❓❓❓❓ #n then he told me i didnt have to change my pfp bc i alr looked pretty in it then he called me his love and today #we're all going to a party our friends' cheerleading squad is hosting right and he won't go bc he'll be busy that day #i was moping in the gc bc i wanted the promotional prices (im the only one who doesnt go to their uni n non student prices r higher) and #they weren't available anymore so he messaged me to tell me he'd help me go?? i said how he said he'd pay me the difference i was like 💀 #so i said okay it's only like 10 bucks and he sent me 20 like hello? i know this doesnt sound like much but we're all broke college students #so like? why did he do it #he said if he wasn't able to go he'd like to at least help me go then sent me extra w a cute little message telling me to enjoy the party #and have fun and calling me a sweet pet name now im like . Confused #bottom line is idk if he's flirting and i probably won't bc a) he's already said he doesnt know to make a move on pretty girls and b) here's #the catch: we have a mutual friend who confessed to me like 3? months ago. i turned her down for a number of reasons n i also knew they had #hooked up before so when i said no ig they started hooking up/going out again? and i wasnt fully aware of that until like. last month #and prior to that i hit on him at a party at our friend's house and all he did was stand there kinda speechless 💀 #so i took it as a no n moved on but now idk if its bc like. he was alr w her or he just got shy or if he actually just didnt want it at all #and im just imagining things. and circling back to it: i guess i wont find out bc 1) he won't do anything 2) idk whats the current status of #their relationship (ig over bc they weren't all over e/o at our last function) and 3) even if theyre not together anymore i absolutely would #not try anything behind our friend's back or w/o her knowledge or consent bc they did have something doesnt rly matter what it was and #shes still my friend above all so i gotta be mindful of her feelings for me AND for him and abt us or whatever #so yea thats something thats been on my mind since yesterday #im not like. suffering over it btw its just something on my mind that i wanted to share #i probably wont even do anything about it and then forget abt it next week lol #mari.txt #but also feel free to like comment on this or something i love it when yall r nosey lmfao

[aro-culture-is]

incoming freshman/early highschool/college aro culture is getting real sick of all the romance centered advice when you go looking for advice....

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#Anonymous #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod axel #student aro culture #genuinely for college advice DM me on just-aro #contextually i am a STEM major with a lot of humanities friends #so unless you want school of business stuff i can provide a fair amount of ideas #(and even then i know someone that did 2 years of business before switching)

[bespectacledbun]

oh my gods. @syneilesis i am so, SO sorry. i was up to 4 playing idv and reading fanfic and was half delirious when I sent that ask. thought I hallucinated it until I woke up to your response in my inbox but no it was very much real hfbsnsnmmamsnkdkfv

but hmmm for silvio it could be either he tries out the True University Housing ExperienceTM (aka a loudass common dorm or a shitty little apartment with roommates) OR alfio kicked him out of the house and cut his fundings so he has no other choice but a shared apartment LMAO. idk I just think the idea of silvio having to rough it out in a dinky little apartment where shit breaks once a week is very much amusing am I projecting? oh yes absolutely

also YOU ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO READ MY MIND!!!! /pos I've been messing around with the idea of a drunk ONS with beast Keith and then seeing meek Keith in class the next day and going ??? are they twins??? internally ajsjdjfkgg I think it would make for some incredibly comedic situations 😂 although before that I want to make sure I actually learn to write keith properly which is why I've been research on DID and reached out to a couple friends who I know are systems so I can properly depict him and not lean into ableist stereotypes hahsjfg which is why I'm hesitant to start anything with him juuuust yet

#random ramblings #ikepri #need to start password protecting all my social apps after 2 am so I dont do dumb shit like this #this is so embarrassing im so sorry ajdjfjfgkhjj #I love the princes tho I think they should all suffer in undergrad/graduate student hell alongside me #(im joking...... Mostly) #my college experience will be vastly different than them tho cause theyre all stem and business majors w/ incredibly demanding courses #meanwhile im an art student in a sleepy little beach town with only 4 classes a semester nshdhfhghlj #to be fair theyre all 6 hour studios BUT STILL

[maraeffect]

man.

#dying is this song. it's just this. i feel every single painful moment becoming a memory. i feel them cement in my head. #and man. I'd relive every single one of my worst days if it meant i got to do these past 5 years again. #how the fuck am i supposed to tell my fiancee goodbye? #I'd kill to go back to when i was 19 and we were just broke college students in Asheville #it's not FAIR. #i think I'm logging off for tonight. #round 2 #chatter #negative #audio #Spotify

[dovelylittlebird]

When you've gotten to the point in your paper where nothing feels like it makes sense anymore and you're word vomitting as many semester vocab as possible onto the page in the hopes it comes out coherent :""")

#this is my research paper #and i am about 2 hours overdue #i have a virtual presentation that was also due 2 hours ago #that i haven't even started #college is going great :))) #psychology major #college student #writing

[moregraceful]

birdcage why is college so expensive. sorry this is weird ask i am going SICKO mode right now

my friend i wish i knew. i do not know what country you are coming to me from but here in the united states of hell, i feel only rage when i think about how university is free in some countries. like rn in graduate horror funhouse college, i just paid for a semester where the line items for cost were "credits" + "fees". tf am i paying for here. give me a line item breakdown. tell me exactly where my money is going so i feel empowered as a student!!

i am sorry you are in the thick of it, you have my greatest sympathies. if you have to take out federal student aid, my main recommendation is whenever you have to call their customer service line to get some nonsense bullshit sorted out, be really careful about what you dial bc one time i misdialed my student loan servicer by one number and ended up on the phone with a sex line call center. the psychic damage i took was immense. "hey handsome thank you for calling [name of the sex line call center i forgot what it was], are you touching yourself? would you like to be?" "this is not my federal student aid loan service customer help line......is it??" and it wasn't.

#no but you are so valid for being mad. go get that college degree and then tear down the system that made you pay for it #imho state and community colleges and trade schools should be 100% free and paid for by the government #and private colleges should be empowered to assist as many first gen students and low income students as possible #and my hottest take? every school - EVERY SCHOOL - should provide ample subsidized housing for at least 1/3-1/2 of all students #including designated subsidized and/or free housing for returning students and adult students with families of multiple kids #that's a rant for another day lmao #anyway i am so sorry you are in sicko mode!! stunt on those hoes #cage replies #anon

[ratscabies]

being a university instructor is actually really hard bc I want nothing more than to be nice and accommodating and understanding with my students, but like. baby I can lead a horse to water but I can't make it drink!!

#my class grades are essentially effort based too #im not grading students on the 'goodness' of their writing but rather marking their assignments complete or incomplete #based on if they followed the proper format of the assignment #and then i give feedback and give all students an opportunity to revise and resubmit for a complete grade #and final course grades are based on grading contracts so students decide what grade they wanna work towards #and then complete the assignments associated with that grade #and honestly i am very lax with my grading and feedback #the only way to fail this course is to turn nothing in #but like a fifth or sixth of my class is failing rn bc they havent turned anything in despite me trying to work with them #and it's like. i feel bad but having them email me NOW with less than 2 wks left of the semester asking how they can pass the class #is infuriating tbh!! #listen im just one person with my own life and my own struggles and my own classes to deal with #ive tried all semester to help you #'how can i pass your class??' #baby youre not gonna #i know most of my students are first semester college freshmen #but its like youre an adult learn how to take care of your shit #ive tried holding your hand throughout the entire semester to get you to pass #and youve rejected it #you made your bed you better lie in it

[badolmen]

Do not underestimate my ability to seduce* shitty white guys with my good innocent Irish Catholic girl swag.

*force them to confront their biases and reconsider their political ideologies

#ra speaks #personal #I’m 2/2 on ‘straight guy thought he could fix me and I somehow fixed him instead* #like that’s not even trying that was just incidental bettering. I think if indulge in a little intentional manipulation I can enhance #my power tenfold <- meet w the college dean after mass bc we go to the same church and lament the school’s lack of support for the oppresse #despite the pope’s clear support for the people of palestine. he’ll never see it coming I am so unassumingly femme on Sundays #he won’t realize a gay tranny is talking him into not being a pos #I’m doing my part o7 they can’t misgender me in any way that matters #anyways this is brought to you by the student group looking for outreach advocates and like #as the not Jewish Not Muslim white guy in the crowd I think I’ll have some sway with the campus republicans #I’ll pull out all the demure and non threatening white girl stops. social shaming and disappointment at max levels.

[deadm0ss]

there will be moms who's fav activity is waking up in a rage walking to the kitchen and screaming at you for it being dirty (fair ig) and then not letting you leave the kitchen till they do to keep your in their sights so you stay cleaning (not fair you're literally giving me tasks that i need to leave the room to complete, not letting me leave the room and then getting mad when i don't complete them) and then they go back 2 sleep like nothing happened and will pretend this didnt happen and scream again if u even suggest it

#kind of funny to visualize it. wish it didn't happen so much it's like haha look at this loser oh wait that's me !! #and i know with daylight savings it was only 5 am so that's not bad i guess. when she does it at 2 or 3 it's the worst. then my sleeps all #fucked and i can't even say anything or she'll get mad #and this is after yesterday where she usaddled me into 30k debt with her but #“nooooo i can't possibly help you pay for college go take out students loans” and “help me pay for a new car >o<!!” get to peacefully exist #i think she's deluding herself that she has no mental health issues. #I refuse to believe all “real adults” (anyone over 35 cause she thinks younger is still a kid) r like this. I've met people who are normal