Best part about the meme dump is no one is here to care if you steal anything
that defies half the point of wearing them???
at this point in 2020, we are all just bowls of petunias
If you find anything good in the meme dump let me know, just got word that there is a good meme that was accidentally dropped in here somewhere
My future kids: I’m bored..
Me all of 2020:
it is 2020. what month? A little cold, a little warm. all I know is that it’s dark outside, and I am hungry. I walk past my Bachelor of Arts degree sitting on the wall. I graduated this year— I think. An English degree… I think. I can’t quite recall. I go into the kitchen. I am unemployed, so the fridge I pull open is not my own. I look around for something I can consume, pulling out a drawer. I look inside and see that a cucumber has become soft, full of mold, leaking foul yellow liquid into the crisper. “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,” I recite, laughing quietly at my own little joke. I lift the rotten cucumber from its state at the bottom of my parent’s fridge, acting more decisively than Hamlet could have ever done. I throw the cucumber in the compost bin. I drink a glass of water and go back upstairs. I forget that I was hungry.
I’m that page you crawl back to after you have existed all other activities in the day, welcome to the dump friend.
So like anyone else remember like the alien photos that were declassified by the pentagon this year? Or the fact that anonymous came back this year? Or the murder hornets that appeared and then disappeared this year? Or what about that whole ass star disappeared from the sky this year? Or the-
I saw this walking into a public restroom at a mall and of this isn’t a perfect visual representation of the early months of 2020 I don’t know what is
Me in March thinking I’m just gonna get a couple weeks off school:
Sounds fake Grandpa but okay 👀