#2021 baby

[the-gom-jabbar]

Paul really said "call me lil desert mouse" and went out and commited holy genocide looking like a kitten caught in the rain

#Paul is and has always been just wild to me #Paul you should be at the club not committing atrocities #Your honour he's just a baby #paul atreides #muad'dib #Paul muad'dib atreides #House atriedes #timothee chamalet #dune #dune 2021 #dune memes #frank herbert #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

#serious post #ish #do i have tenure? is tumblr tenure a thing? #either way from here on out i am PHONING IT IN MY BABIES! #you get a reblogged post from 2021! you get a rebloggrd post! you get a reblogged post! #and you! get a piece of horrific fanart! that's been containly secured in the ask box since 2020 #and YES it contains the Grinch x Tony the Tiger in delicisio fragrantance #ps I lied there IS a small supply of Pizzazz left on the top shelf but i am hoarding it for my own personal use

[oneshotprincess]

damian wayne reading shoujo manga is something that can be so personal...(to me)

#how can ppl be mean to him he is just?? babie?? #damian wayne #robin #batfam #batman #damian al ghul #robin 2021 #princess reads comics #mine

[goatsghost]

robin (2021) #5

something i just realized about the “you were my robin” / “we were the best” little moments between dick and damian is that damian’s already fourteen by this point, it’s been so long since they had their batman-and-robin dynamic, but it was still such an important time in their lives!!! they keep bringing it up and i love it!!

#like what was it? a year? that bruce was gone?? #damian was 10 to 11 when dick was his caretaker and then it was him and bruce for the rest of the time #but damian still care about dick differently than anyone else #and dick admits to wanting to adopt damian during that time #and thinks of raising damian when he and shawn think about having their baby #i just love them a lot <3 #ggw liveblog #robin 2021 #damian wayne #dick grayson

[httpiastri]

an apology for too much non-oscar content 🫶🫶

#probably will not get over the bottom right and left #never ever #jesus CHRIST oscar #his smile is insane #and like in combination with the neck and arms :(((( #he looks so cozy also #even in a tshirt #i wanna kiss his forehead and squish his cheeks and just #give him all of my love 🫶🫶🫶 #the chest tho 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 holy shittttt #he’s so buff….. it’s driving me crazy #let’s do well this weekend baby!!!! keep the energy from 2021 🫶 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #oscar piastri #mclaren racing #osc hands osc neck osc arms

[akakumoeteru]

Small arguments.

#魔道祖師 #忘羨 #mdzs #wangxian #my art #my art 2021 #dragonfox au #忘羨ワンドロワンライ #drawn for JP fandom's WX 1 hour drawing/writing challenge #prompts were food and quarrel #i can't really see adult wx fighting but #tiny hungry babies might so #that's what my notes say anyway #backdate later

[exhuastedpigeon]

every road and every highway led me right back to your door

Sterek 2.5k Teen

Derek would like it noted that he had been in way worse situations before. He would like that on the official record. His current predicament honestly doesn’t even make the top five worst situations he’s ever been in. It might not even make the top ten. 

“A random woman walked out of the preserve, handed you a new born baby, told you to find me and for us raise him like he’s our own, and then turned into mist,” Stiles said, voice incredulous. He’d been back in Beacon Hills for less than three months and in that time they’d had a pixie infestation, a clan of vampires without morals, a clan of vampires with morals, and a feral omega, so Derek wasn’t sure why he was acting like a random woman with a baby was all that unbelievable. 

“Yes,” Derek said, the baby still in his arms. He didn’t have anything he needed for a baby yet, so he called Stiles over to hopefully lend a hand in getting the baby out of the woods safely. 

“And you didn’t think it was suspicious at all?”

“I thought it was a little suspicious,” Derek shrugged as best he could with the tiny baby in his arms. “But he smells right, like he’s -”

“Like he’s?”

Derek sighed because he had started the sentence so now he had to finish it. “Like he’s mine. Like he’s ours .”

"That is actually not comforting to hear,” Stiles flopped down onto the bumper of Derek’s car. “A random woman handed you a baby that smells like ours? Derek, that's like something out of a fairy tale, and not a cute Disney retelling but a Grimm one.”

“Did you bring the car seat?”

“Did I bring the car seat,” Stiles muttered under his breath, standing up and grabbing something from the backseat of the Jeep. Derek felt a flair of pride at how well it was running, even after five years in the Sheriff’s garage while Stiles was away at school and starting his little consulting agency. Derek had taken to taking the Jeep out for a drive every few weeks to make sure everything was still running so when Stiles came home it would be there waiting for him. He'd chosen to not examine it too closely because if he did he was pretty sure he'd have to look his feelings for Stiles in the face and he hadn't been ready for that. “Of course I brought the fucking car seat.”

Continue on Ao3

#sterek #sterek fic #stiles x derek #derek x stiles #my fic #babies first sterek fic since 2021

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

#sorry.... I just... give me a minute to process... I mean I knew we were close in age but I guess I never really thought about it #sometimes I forget it happened all the way back in 2021 and just... wow. #and Tommy would have been 16 so getting his driver's license in most states... The age gap is like that of my siblings and huh... #my brother can be a real prick... its a weird thought to imagine him getting through in prison just for messing with us... damn... #dreblr #c!dream #this is fine #don't mind me researching for my lastest maddening project..... i can't stop thinking about Dream being Sam's project....... #I'd blame my job but... let's be honest the prison arc lives rent free in my brain lol XD #dsmp #dsmp dream #dream smp #dreamwastaken #no one does it like c!dream #prison arc #pandora's vault #dishing up lore #kinda? I guess... #lore thoughts #ouch... I'm older than c!dream was in prison now... poor baby... :'(

[little-pup-pip]

hello! may i have a animal crossing moodboard with themes of plushies, chalk, and pink?

Absolutely!!

#Animal crossing #and #Pink #!!! #i love animal crossing a lot #i missed the era when it was super popular in 2020 #because i got my switch for Christmas in 2021 #but i still love playing it when the mood strikes #i impulsively redecorate my entire island at least three times a year #anyway i hope you enjoy! #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #age dreaming #baby regression

[the-gom-jabbar]

Lady Jessica: *holding baby Paul* Say hello to Reverend Mother Mohiam, Paul

Reverend Mother Mohiam:

Reverend Mother Mohiam: Whose goddamn male offspring is that?

#Everytime I hear that dialogue I'm thinking of the Bene Gesserit #This is the baby you asked for #She's just got something extra #Jessica you had one job #Jessica: but have you seen Duke leto's ass? #Reverend Mother Mohiam just headbutts her desk #Foiled by leto's daddiness #dune #paul atreides #dune 2021 #dune memes #frank herbert #dune messiah #children of dune #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune #Lady Jessica #lady jessica atreides #duke leto atreides #leto atreides #Dune ii #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune part ii #The Bene Gesserit #bene gesserit

[saphqi]

cringy middle schooler damian meets equally cringy middle schooler respawn and takes psychic damage

#that’s your brother baby! #dc comics #damian wayne #robin #robin 2021 #respawn #respawn wilson #dc #super boy #jon kent #batfam #my art #dcu #dc fandome #robin fanart #respawn dc #dc respawn #comic

[starscour]

(highschool au) dusk. 

#dabihawks #hotwings #bnha #mha #bnha hawks #dabi #keigo takami #touya todoroki #bnha fanart #my art #baby’s first real try at a big background!! #this is technically a redraw of a piece from aug 2021 that i titled ‘after school’ #I’M SO HAPPY WITH IT

[whim-prone-pirate]

i think i'd be a really great comedian because they get to tell stories in the style of a person with SEVERE adhd. like i know i can't do this to my dad because he doesn't want me to tell him background info for the lead-up to a story for thirty minutes. but john mulaney get's up on that stage for a full two years and he's like "let me explain this phone call i got from pete davidson a few years ago for a third of an hour while you are all held captive without your cell phones and WATCH" like i could do that

#if you can't tell i'm finally watching baby j!!!! #i've been so excited for it cause i saw him perform #in january #OF 2021 #and i was so sad that he hadn't released a special of it yet #i wanted to rewatch his set so badly #baby j #john mulaney #comedy #txt

[millleti]

one day or

day one

#the baby faces they had in 2021.. #im gonna eat them #three seasons together guys #they grow up so fast #i need a tik tok with this sound #charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #c² #1655 #scuderia ferrari

[mermaidinthecity]

— Bye Bye Baby by Taylor Swift

#taylor swift #tswiftedit #taylorswiftedit #lyrics #lyricsedit #bye bye baby #fearless album #2021 #mine #edits #taylor lyrics #mermaidinthecity

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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#i love her #the captain of the ship #the hold creddie have on me right now i swear #creddie #carly x freddie #freddie x carly #carly shay #freddie benson #icarly #icarly 2021 #icarly revival #icarly reboot #miranda cosgrove #nathan kress #love #endgame baby #it feels amazing #gif #gifs #gifset #kiss #kisses #kissing