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pourwatter · 2 months ago
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lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life
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lesbiacebian · a month ago
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i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen
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glisteringlord · 2 months ago
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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · 21 days ago
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abraxas-calibrator · 4 months ago
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PSA
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
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try using these palettes instead!!
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shegos · 3 months ago
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Domee Shi on her most embarrassing moment TURNING RED (2022); written & directed by Domee Shi
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mossrag · 2 months ago
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furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere
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madmozarteanfelinefantasy · 23 days ago
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ballet is so funny bc they will be like ”oh the ballerina is retiring… this is her farewell before she goes off to greener pastures to spend the rest of her days… she has worked a long career and has earned her rest…” and she will be like 31 and opera is so funny bc they will be like ”hes a promising young bass!!! just starting out all wide eyed and bushy tailed!! we’re excited to see where his career will go” and he will be like 47
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charlesoberonn · 5 months ago
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · 3 months ago
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lesbiacebian · a month ago
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ppl being like “abortion is okay only if you took all the “correct” measures first or if you were impregnated non-consensually” SHUT UP! abortion for “sexually promiscuous” people and sex addicts and ppl you call sluts and whores and people who have one-night stands and every single person who had sex because they felt like it! you do not have to reach a quota of suffering to “deserve” an abortion. abortion is not something you earn. abortion isn’t a moral thing like you protestants like to think it’s a fucking right and everyone deserves access to it and they don’t have to prove that they deserve it. pregnancy is not a punishment for sex and every single person deserves the right to terminate a pregnancy regardless of how they became pregnant. shut up
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self-loving-vampire · 8 months ago
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · a month ago
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abraxas-calibrator · 2 months ago
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possibly the funniest sequence of posts
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oscarwilds · a month ago
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Going to a library with someone you love and sitting in a corner with your head propped up on their shoulder while you both are reading books in peace and calm is the most intimately wholesome thing ever.
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anakinfromaccounting · 2 months ago
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anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
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mossrag · 2 months ago
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sewercentipede · a month ago
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
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charlesoberonn · 2 months ago
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glisteringlord · 5 months ago
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