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ex0rin · 9 months
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Happy Birthday Wyatt Russell! - July 10th, 1986
22 Jump Street (2014), Black Mirror (2016), Shimmer Lake (2017), Overlord (2018), Table 19 (2017), Lodge 49 (2018/2019), Under the Banner of Heaven (2022), Woman in the Window (2021), Ingrid Goes West (2017), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
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in-love-with-movies · 9 months
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22 Jump Street (2014)
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callmebrycelee · 1 year
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HAPPY 43RD BIRTHDAY, CHANNING TATUM!!!
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darksaiyangoku · 2 years
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RWBY: The Captain's Son
Blake: Captain, we have really, really important about...
Yang: *puts on a vest*
Blake: Yang, are you wearing kevlar?
Tifa: Now ladies, *slams fist on the table* we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big ass elephant in the room.
Blake: What the fuck is going on?
Tifa: *shows a picture of Jaune* This is what the fuck is going on!
Blake looked at Yang then back at Tifa continousluly until it finally clicked.
Blake: Oh shit! Oh shit! Pahahahahahaha!!! *laughs louder* Ah shit! No! *gets up from her chair* That is not happening right now!
This was officially the worst day of Yang's life. Not only was Blake high fiving everyone downstairs and laughing her ass off, but Captain Tifa was giving her the death stare.
Blake: Hey yo, she's fucking the Captain's son!
Tifa: Every time she says that shit, that's another foot in your ass.
Yang was shaking in her boots. Not even Salem made her feel fear quite like this.
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roththeprimordial · 1 year
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Sokka: Zuko, I’m glad me and Aang made it. Because we have something REALLY important to tell yo-…
(Sokka looks over to see Aang sitting next to him in a heavy suit of armor)
Aang:
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Sokka: Is that a suit of armor? Why are you wearing armor?
Zuko: Now, gentlemen… Let’s not sit here and pretend, there’s not a huge ass elephant in the room…
Sokka: What the fuck is going on?
(Zuko grabs a picture of Azula on his desk and violently spins it around to face Aang and Sokka)
Zuko: THIS is what the fuck is going on!
(Sokka looks at the picture of Azula and turns back to Aang, who has a terrified look on his face)
Sokka:
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Sokka: … -Oh shit! Oh shit! Hahahahaha! Oh shit! This is NOT happening right now! No!
(Sokka runs outside Zuko’s office and start high fiving random servants and guards)
Sokka: Hey, Avatar Aang is fucking the Firelords crazy sister! Yo!
Zuko: Every moment he says shit like that-…
Sokka: -OH MY FUCK!
Zuko: Is ANOTHER fire ball up your ass…
Aang:
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(Sokka walks up behind the window outside of Zuko’s office as he rubs his hands and face against it)
Sokka: Yo! Aang! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! Hahaha! Aang fucked Zuko’s sister! ~Aang fucked Zuko’s sister! Aang fucked Zuko’s sister~!
(Sokka runs back into the office)
Sokka: SHIT! Hahaha! You actually fucked Azula?! Just think about it, by ramming HER, you rammed Ozai AND Zuko too! Zuko’s face right there! You RAMMED THAT FACE?! All… For fucking his sister… By the Spirits! This is-!
(Zuko lit a raging fire in his palm as he glared at Sokka)
Sokka: -… You know, it really isn’t funny…
Aang: … For the record, I just want to say that it’s bizarre that out of ALL the spiritual gurus and professional psychologists you could’ve gotten to rehabilitate your sister… You wanted me to help her. Alone with her, for months on end…
Zuko: I think it’s bizarre that I haven’t thrown you into a vat of fucking burning hot oil!
Aang:
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Sokka: What if, you punched Aang in the face… REALLY, REALLY HARD?
Zuko: No… I have something else in mind…
(Two Fire Nation Soldiers hold Aang still by his arms as Zuko fires a bolt of lightning directly into Aang’s crotch)
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tussive · 1 month
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I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it. I just love when you're sitting there in a room, and you're just there with your thoughts, and you're like, "Oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me?" Or whatever. And, like, do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not? Or whatever and, like… I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it.
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firecraker-j · 11 months
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22 Jump Street: Lord and Miller talk about Sequelitis.
Lego Movie 2: Lord and Miller talk about Toxic Masculinity.
Across The Spiderverse: Lord and Miller talk about Gatekeeping.
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kaytheday · 7 months
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Tanning Chatum
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22 Jump Street (2014, Phil Lord/Christopher Miller, USA)
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summersareknives · 6 months
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greg jenko the gay ally RAHHHHHHHH
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phatpartybus · 6 months
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I’m back for another week! So I’ll just post some photos of me 🫶🏼
Anyways anyone who is reading this is a wholesome specimen! 😘
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13thalcoragent · 1 year
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23rd Crouch Avenue
Cardin: General, we have something really important to tell you about~
Jaune: *loudly straps on body armor*
Cardin: General… *looks to Jane* Are you wearing kevlar?
Ironwood: Gentlemen, we're not going to sit here… *sets down his gun* ...and pretend that these's not a big elephant in the room.
Cardin: What's going on?
Ironwood: This is what's going on! *turns a picture on his desk, revealing to be of Weiss*
Cardin: *look to the picture then to Jaune then back to the picture as the dots connect* Oh, Shit! Oh, Shit! No, that's not happening right now! *gets up and leaves the room* No! He's fucking the general's daughter! *gets high-fives from the other soldiers*
Ironwood: *slow inhale* Every time that he says that, it another foot up your ass!
Cardin: *on the other side of the glass* Jaune, this is the best thing ever! *laughs* Jaune fucked the general's daughter! Jaune fucked the general's daughter! Jaune fucked the general's daughter! *returns to the room * Shit! You fucked General Ironwood's daughter? General.…You bragged to him to his face, to his actual face! Do you understand? *points to Ironwood* This face right here, you bragged to that face. You actually congratulated him for fucking your daughter! Holy shit! Oh my god, this is~
Ironwood: *turns his gun towards Cardin*
Cardin: ~really not that funny.
Jaune: I just want to say that, it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter was the Weiss Schnee.
Ironwood: I think it's bizarre that I haven't had you court marshaled and shot.
Cardin: What if, General get to punch you in the face one time…really, really, really hard……with his metal hand?
Ironwood: No, I think I have a much better idea.
TRANSITION
Ironwood: *fires a metal cord from his wrist at Jaune's dick then proceeds to shock him*
Jaune: DWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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raurquiz · 8 months
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#HappyBirthday @MarcEvanJackson #marcevanjackson #actor #hologram #doctor #syvek #startrek #lowerdecks #22JumpStreet #KongSkullIsland #Jumanji #WelcometotheJungle #Bombshell #ParksandRecreation #BrooklynNineNine #TheGoodPlace #DuckTales #TheBabySittersClub #startrek56 @TrekCore
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riotinyellow · 9 months
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that awkward moment when you realise jonah Hill wasn't acting in megamind
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mesho11 · 2 years
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He’s so handsome as Zook on 22 Jump Street 🥲💔💔 he’s a literal baby
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