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howlingday · 11 months
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Jaune Gets An Air Frier
Jaune: What's that?
Ren: Oh, this? It's an air fryer. You don't have one?
Jaune: No, are they good?
Ren: ...
Ren: No... No, no, no. Don't do it...
Ren: Jaune. You need to leave. Now.
Jaune: What?
Ren: You need to get out and never come back.
Jaune: Wh-What is going on?!
Ren: I need you to leave before I start trying to sell you my air fryer!
Jaune: So I should get one?
Ren: Oh yeah! You gotta get one, Jaune! They are the best!
Ren: OH GOD, IT'S HAPPENING.
Ren: When... When you buy an air fryer, you start changing. You start trying to convince everyone they need to get one, so I need you to leave! Before I start selling the fucking shit out of my air fryer! Go! LEAVE!
Jaune: Okay! Okay!
Ren: Unless, of course, you want the best chicken nuggets you ever had in your life within eight minutes.
Jaune: ...I do like chicken nugg-
Ren: I can't hold it back for much longer! If Nora hears this, we are done for, man! We'll be too powerful... So leave! Just leave!
Jaune: Okay! Okay!
Nora: What are you guys talking about?
Ren: N-Nothing!
Nora: Really? Because it sounds like you were talking about the air fryer.
Ren: N-No.
Nora: Would you like to talk about the air fryer?
Ren: Don't invite the conversation...
Jaune: Like, are they expensive?
Ren: Nooooooooooo...
Ren: URGH! You gotta get an air fryer, man, they are super cheap!
Nora: You gotta get an air ryer!
Ren: Gotta get one, they're the best!
Jaune: W-Wait, hang on!
Nora: It's like a microwave for people who think they can cook!
Ren: Don't even worry about the counter space because it is worth every! Square! Inch!
Nora: Homemade potato chips! Ten minutes! No oil!
Ren: You gotta get an air fryer!
Nora: It makes everything taste so crispy!
Ren: Get your scroll out; order it right now!
Nora: It will literally change your life!
Ren: Look at me! I'm a man! I was nothing without the air fryer! Now I'm something! I have an air fryer and now I'M AWESOME!
Jaune: (Sobbing) I'll get one! I promise!
Nora: GET AN AIR FRYER NOW!
Ren: GET THE AIR FRYER!
Scroll: Your package has been delivered!.
JNR: (Stare at Jaune's air fryer)
Ruby: Hey, guys, what's going on?
JNR: (Look at Ruby, Creepy smiles)
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canadachronicles · 7 months
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thedailyvio · 19 days
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Day 66
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wanderingmind867 · 4 months
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I recently learned seasons 1 and 2 of 22 minutes are online, so I've been watching some of it. Even back in the 90s, it was a great show. I thought I'd share an episode I thought was really good:
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eraserdude6226 · 2 years
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One of our military veterans commits suicide every 22 minutes!!  This is a travesty that the federal government does nothing to help with!!  Before we send one more red cent to any country for foreign aid, we need to start to take care of our people first - American’s First!!
If you are feeling like that you want to end it all, please - PLEASE - look up the resources available in your area - just text or dial “988″ and that’s all you have to do.  That number will connect you with a national hotline that can connect you with resources in your area.  If it’s bad enough - just GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM and tell them.  You’ll be admitted as a 72 hour patient, but it will get you some time to think and deal with things and, hopefully, put you on the right track to getting healthy!!  
Reblog this if you are in agreement.  It’s bad enough having my fellow verterans journeying on their ways to Fiddler’s Green from health reasons and old age (yikes, am I really that old??  Yes I am). and I don’t want to see any of my brothers taking their own lives in what they see as the only way out.
It’s not!!
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woobie-wan · 12 days
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"I'm Justin" performed by Justin Trudeau! (I'm Just Ken Parody)
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stargirl230 · 2 months
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thanks for the light
I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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hans-echo · 3 months
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Hahaha "experts"
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you are all so lucky there is a 10min limit on videos here
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laresearchette · 1 year
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Tuesday, April 11, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? FBI TRUE (Paramount +) YONDER (Paramount +) NEIGHBORHOOD WARS (A&E Canada) 9:00pm THE WEAKEST LINK (CTV) 10:00pm ROAD WARS (A&E Canada) 10:00pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT THE WALL (NBC Feed) AM I BEING UNREASONABLE (TBD)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
NETFLIX CANADA LEANNE MORGAN: I’M EVERY WOMAN
IIHF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN5) 11:00am: Hungary vs. Germany (TSN5) 3:00pm: Sweden vs. France (TSN/TSN5) 7:00pm: Czechia vs. Switzerland
MLB BASEBALL (SN) 7:00pm: Tigers vs. Jays (SN Now) 9:30pm: Dodgers vs. Giants
NHL HOCKEY (SNPacific) 7:00pm: Capitals vs. Bruins (TSN4) 7:00pm: Leafs vs. Lightning (TSN3) 8:00pm: Jets vs. Wild (SN1) 9:30pm: Oilers vs. Avalanche (SNPacific) 10:00pm: Canucks vs. Ducks
BIG BROTHER CANADA (Global) 7:00pm
NBA BASKETBALL (SN360) 7:30pm: NBA Play In: Hawks vs. Heat (SN360) 10:00pm: NBA Play In: Timberwolves vs. Lakers
22 MINUTES (CBC) 8:00pm: This Special Has 30 Years: A must-see retrospective episode that looks back at 22 Minutes' history while exploring what has made the show such a groundbreaking cultural force over its 30 seasons, featuring interviews with cast, creatives, and collaborators including Rick Mercer, Mary Walsh and Peter Mansbridge.
CANADA'S GOT TALENT (City TV) 8:00pm: Another week of auditions sees acts of all ages take the stage; judges Howie Mandel, Lilly Singh, Trish Stratus and Kardinal Offishall; host Lindsay Ell.
WILD ROSE VET (Cottage Life) 8:00pm/8:30pm: A cat named Lovebug requires emergency surgery after being shot in the leg, a Pomeranian named Cheeka has a bad cough, and Savannah and Dayle take a trip to learn some horse-handling skills from a well-known Métis expert. In Episode Two, we learn all about the job of Vet Techs as Brooke assists a dog named Charlie who was injured in dogfight, and Savannah treats an elderly dog who was kicked by a horse. They head to Sturgeon Lake for the community's first ever spay and neuter clinic.
JUST FOR LAUGHS: GAGS (CBC) 8:30pm
CASUAL (CBC) 9:00pm/9:30pm (SEASON FINALE): Tensions arise at Dawn and Charles’ rehearsal dinner. Laura is humiliated after showing up at Michael’s art exhibit. Alex finds Valerie and Emmy in bed together after an ecstasy trip. In Episode Two, Valerie and Emmy search for Alex at home but find Laura instead. Alex looks to Leon for support. Valerie and Alex make up at Dawn and Charles’s wedding.
HUDSON & REX (City TV) 9:00pm: An imprisoned killer forces the station into lockdown by taking a hostage and attempting escape.
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howlingday · 1 year
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Neptune: This car has been stopped on the road for a while, so I'm going to investigate. (Walks up to the car, Knocks on the window)
Mercury: (Rolls down window, Smoke rises)
Neptune: Excuse me, but you've been stopped for fifteen minutes. Would you mind telling me why that is?
Emerald: We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green.
Neptune: ...How high are you?
Mercury: Hi, how are you?
Neptune: No. How? High? Are? You?
Emerald: These Vale cops are so nice, asking us how we are, and greeting us.
Neptune: I'm going to have to ask you two to take a sobriety test.
Mercury: Aw, man! I'm way too high for that!
Neptune: I need you to blow into this.
Emerald: Is it a breathalizer?
Neptune: No, it is not.
Mercury: (Blows, Silly noise plays)
Emerald: Huh huh huh huh huh huh!
Mercury: Kh kh kh kh kh kh kh!
Neptune: Okay. I'm going to ask you a few questions. (Shines light on them) Why is a pizza box a square, when the pizza is a circle, and all the little slices are triangles?
Mercury: Whoa...
Emerald: (Looks to the distance, Ponders)
Neptune: One final question. (Holds up food) Potato chips, or cookie dough?
Mercury: Uh... (Reaches for cookie dough)
Neptune: (Steps away) Step out of the car, please.
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canadachronicles · 4 months
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When, indeed?!
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thedailyvio · 6 months
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Day 258
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johannepetereric · 1 year
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“ME! The Obssessibe-Compulsobe DIB!”
OCD pun, yeah, but..............is he bad rep for OCD? Is this just a one-off? An admission self-diagnosis?
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eraserdude6226 · 2 years
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One of our military veterans commits suicide every 22 minutes!!  This is a travesty that the federal government does nothing to help with!!  Before we send one more red cent to any country for foreign aid, we need to start to take care of our people first - American’s First!!
If you are feeling like that you want to end it all, please - PLEASE - look up the resources available in your area - just text or dial “988″ and that’s all you have to do.  That number will connect you with a national hotline that can connect you with resources in your area.  If it’s bad enough - just GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM and tell them.  You’ll be admitted as a 72 hour patient, but it will get you some time to think and deal with things and, hopefully, put you on the right track to getting healthy!!  
Reblog this if you are in agreement.  It’s bad enough having my fellow verterans journeying on their ways to Fiddler’s Green from health reasons and old age (yikes, am I really that old??  Yes I am). and I don’t want to see any of my brothers taking their own lives in what they see as the only way out.
It’s not!!
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bostonfly · 1 year
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"What does a pot sobriety test look like?"
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