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beardedmrbean · 16 days ago
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tikkety-tok · 2 months ago
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self-loving-vampire · 3 months ago
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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robotslenderman · 23 days ago
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trillanelle · a month ago
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aflo · 6 months ago
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · 2 months ago
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justlgbtthings · 17 days ago
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tinktoks · a month ago
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1n0c · 2 months ago
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makes a personal post and immediately reblogs fifteen other posts to bury it like a body
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beardedmrbean · 10 days ago
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This week on #Fat Bear Friday, she may not be the chonkiest but Bear 399 has beat all the odds and all 4 of her children are all ready to set out on their own next spring it looks like.
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tikkety-tok · a month ago
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such rage in such a little body
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narwhalsarefalling · 2 months ago
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today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd
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lvcilla · 2 months ago
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love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse
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infernaldyke · 17 days ago
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Fuck the whole “who’s gonna die this year” who’s death are you MANIFESTING. I’ll go first. JK Rowling
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aflo · 2 months ago
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*walking into the club with my date* *turns to them before we enter* tw flashing lights, tw loud, tw alcohol reference. *we enter the building*
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · a month ago
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keisdove · 3 months ago
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thinking about this
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enderman · 3 months ago
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Sick of hearing about "Grime" and "Musk". Let's hear about "Soap" and "Fragrance" for once.
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dulharpa · a month ago
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the masculine urge to commit violence because jodie whittaker (x)
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All are screenshots of tweets.
Quote retweet from @spacethirteen which says: "i did not have “jodie whittaker being blamed for the existence of crime in the uk” on my 2021 bucket list but here we are". Original tweet by @AdamBienkov, which says: "Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime." All quote retweets will be from this original tweet.
Quote retweet from @lannistcrdis: "before the doctor was played by a woman i used to commit so much crime because i had no women to look up to but once jodie whittaker was cast i stopped criming immediately so many lives have been saved thank you jodie". Original tweet by @AdamBienkov.
Tweet from @spacethirteen: "i am so disappointed in jodie whittaker. i loved her and supported her in everything she did. she was my idol. but she's gone too far. this is unforgivable. i just cannot support someone who is single handedly responsible for every crime committed in the uk since 2017."
Tweet from @spacethirteen: "the tories blaming crime on the uk on jodie whittaker to avoid taking any accountability is the most tory thing to ever tory"
Tweet from @josephattard: "Me, after a single episode of Jodie Whittaker's Doctor Who...". Reaction image is the "father I crave violence" cat meme, replaced with "father I must crime".
Quote retweet by @shawnwkeaveny: "He’s right. It’s Jodie Whittaker’s fault young men commit crimes. Not years of austerity, mental health and social care provision cutbacks, fewer pathways into real careers, under investment in poorer communities and abject failure of hope. It’s definitely Jodie’s fault." Original tweet by @AdamBienkov.
Quote retweet by @TrilbeeReviews: "The data is in, folks. / Men did no crime before 2015. / Who is to blame now? Rey, the Ghostbusters and Jodie Whittaker."
There is an image of a graph below the tweet labelled "When Men Do Crime" with the y-axis labelled crime, with 0 as "None", midway up the graph "Mid" and the highest as "Lots". The x-axis labelled with "Year", with the origin at "Year 0", then at the rightmost side it is "2014" and "2015, 2016, 2017." Below the label of 2015 is an image of Rey from Star Wars, below 2016 is a parodic version of the "We can do it" poster saying "We can bust it," referencing Ghostbusters, which have female ghostbusters. Below 2017 is Jodie Whittaker as the Thirteenth Doctor or the female doctor. The line of the graph is horizontal at "none" on the crime scale from "Year 0" to "2014". Between 2015 to 2017 it spikes up to "Lots" on the crime scale. Original tweet by @AdamBienkov.
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