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mdzs-fic · a day ago
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Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, married at first sight au, this is basically modern arranged marriage, Getting Together, Reality TV AU
Word count: 21k
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A self-recorded interview with Groom #1, Wei Ying, 34, "Mr. Looking for An Adventure." The morning of the wedding. Wei Ying is in a hotel bed, his long hair in disarray as he looks directly into the screen.
Wei Ying: "Good morning! It's my wedding day! I'm so nervous! I have, like, so many expectations, you know? And at the same time, I have no idea what to expect. I mean, by the end of the day, I'm going to be married, and I have no clue who I'm even marrying." (Pause. Wei Ying licks his lips nervously, smile dropping off a little bit.) "What if he doesn't like me? What if I'm a disappointment? I mean, listen, I know I'm a catch, but you just never know, do you? And what if he's a disappointment? What then?"
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nunyabizni · 2 months ago
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tikkety-tok · a month ago
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this plant is kudzu. aka 'the vine that ate the south'. a damaging invasive plant that’s a nuisance to the local area in this video. Now look at those moos go
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selfcare-journey · 3 months ago
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My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!!
Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything today that’s overwhelming you. Let’s pick the most important thing to work on, ok? What’s the smallest step we can do to work towards that?
My toddler brain, wiping away tears: Um, I think we should...open up the important spreadsheet and look at the first row.
Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Great! Let’s do that, and then we can have a popsicle, ok?
My toddler brain: *nods through drying tears, upset, but cooperative*
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desiredlines · a month ago
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summer is just like i have all the time in the world i never have enough time i am so happy i am so depressed i have nothing to do i have too many things to do i want to go outside i never want to leave my room i hate people i am so lonely i slept for fifteen hours i haven't slept in three days i am so overwhelmed i am so bored life is good i am going to die
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fraseris · 2 months ago
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ooga booga or whatever. i just peed my pants
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chaoticgouda · 2 months ago
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“GUYS we need to talk about how Loki is tumblr’s new sexyma-“
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nunyabizni · 6 days ago
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This should be good for a high five from dad when he catches up with you.
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tikkety-tok · 2 months ago
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Bringing country back 😌
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classical-memeician · 7 months ago
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"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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lindirs-gaze · 3 months ago
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tell me why orlando bloom put a pic on his insta story of legolas in front of a pride flag 😭
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lemon-3ds · 4 months ago
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Me after deciding i like something enough:
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garbuge · 6 months ago
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womenkilling · 7 months ago
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I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(
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gothiero · 7 months ago
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im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
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nunyabizni · a month ago
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Wally the walrus to get ‘floating couch’ to avoid him sinking boats
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