#3- wanted to distract the doctor so he'd be away long enough for afo to tinker with Kurogiri's programming so he wouldn't nag afo as much

[pocketramblr]

It’s kinda funny to imagine that due to a really weird series of events shouto is somehow simultaneously directly related to endeavor, gang orca, and AFO in addition to his mother. It’s complete crack fic material but it’s funny

We can just place the blame on AfO and run with the crack. Maybe do a reveal when after Jakku Revelations all the heroes have to do dna tests to avoid more things like that

#afo just 1- wanted to see if he could do it #2- wanted to mess with a couple of heroes who were bugging him #3- wanted to distract the doctor so he'd be away long enough for afo to tinker with Kurogiri's programming so he wouldn't nag afo as much #this resulted in a Shoto that somehow had orca's genotype‚ enji's phenotype‚ and a quirk built off afo's #AfO realized the doc would be so distracted figuring out how that worked and trying to make more that he wouldn't actually focus on what afo #ordered him to do #and so the weird expirament baby was snuck back to rei's hospital room safely by AfO when the doc wasn't looking #and idk rei was so tired of having kids and knew she'd be talked into another one for touya and enji she just said 'whatever' and #never told anyone where he came from or who dropped him off #honestly she probably would have thought he was like boiling water proof from afo but. alas and oops. #anyway orca finds out and you know he likes kids he's like 'a kid??? of mine???' very excited if also hella confused #anon #pocket talks to people