Looney Tunes
König/reader
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: N/A
No use of Y/N
Summary: You keep running into König in the elevator at your apartment building. He'd be incredibly intimidating, but he kind of reminds you of a cartoon character.
A/N: König is so serious with all his war crimes and intensity, and you are... not serious
AO3 Link: Looney Tunes
The man who steps on the elevator is giant, bigger than anyone you've ever seen in real life, and you can't help looking up at him, craning your neck. He's wearing a sweatshirt, the hood up and cloaking most of his face, disguising his eyes, but you see his nose point down at you, and you know he’s staring back at you.
"How tall are you?" You ask, before cringing at your own social awkwardness. It's silent for a moment, and you wonder if he heard you at all. The elevator dings for your floor and as you step off, a quiet, accented voice calls out.
“Two hundred centimeters.”
You whip your phone out, googling the conversion almost immediately as the doors shut behind you. He’s huge, with shoulders so widely set it's almost comical. You marvel at it briefly, then he slips your mind.
The next time you see the man, he’s got his hood off, his long hair pulled back into a bun. He’s older than you’d thought he’d be, strands of gray catching the light, standing out against the auburn. You step into the elevator with a greeting he doesn’t acknowledge. You both stand in silence, listening to the quiet ding as you pass the floors.
You've developed a quiet rhythm with the elevator man, leaving in the mornings at the same time, your greetings always met by a silence that should probably deter you but doesn't. You're staring at his reflection in the elevator doors, noting the way he seems to slightly slouch into himself, when your unbidden thoughts cause you to giggle. His eyes shoot up instantly to meet yours.
“You remind me of the looney tunes monster,” you blurt suddenly, the aimless rambling of your inner monologue spilling out before you can stop yourself. The man beside you stiffens, before turning his body fully to look down at you. You try not to cower, unable to meet his eye.
“The… um… the orange one? Have you ever seen looney tunes?” you push on moronically. He’s glaring down at you, and you wonder if getting murdered in an elevator is really the way to go.
“What is ‘looney’ tunes?” He finally asks, his voice low and hoarse, as if he's not used to speaking.
"It's a children's show… there's a bunch of little characters and they have their own personalities…" You know your face is bright red, and you thank whatever deity is involved when the elevator chimes and you can step off, too embarrassed to say goodbye.
You consider taking the stairs when you see him again the next day. You give a quiet greeting that he doesn't acknowledge, so you hope you're forgiven for yesterday. You're scrolling through your phone when he speaks, startling you.
"You are der hase?" He asks.
"What?" You respond, looking up with wide eyes, off guard.
He huffs, looking at the ceiling.
"The— rabbit. That is you?"
You scrunch your nose in momentary confusion, then the realization hits you.
"Oh. Bugs Bunny, you mean?" You laugh. "I guess I could be him."
You two stand in silence for the rest of the elevator ride.
You forgot you could be this drunk, staring at the elevator buttons in a daze. You couldn’t quite remember which one you were supposed to press, only knew for sure this was your building because your friend had put your address into the uber. You don’t even hear the footsteps behind you, the irritated sigh as König watches you sway slightly. It’s only when he reaches around you, pressing the up button, that you startle.
“Jesus Christ!” you say, jumping back. An impossibly large hand grabs your arm, steading you. You tilt your head back, and the elevator man is towering over you. He’s in army fatigues, and as your inebriated mind processes that information, the door to the elevator chimes open.
He doesn’t wait for you to move, just picks you up like you weigh nothing before stepping inside. You blink upwards at him in a daze, and he glares down at you. He’s chastising you in his low voice, and it takes you a moment to realize the reason you can’t understand him is because he’s not speaking English.
“You can let me down now,” you interrupt, your voice quiet and slightly slurred. He somehow manages to look even more pissed, staring down at you, incensed, and you’re sorry for saying anything. He fumbles in his other language before finding the words.
“You can— You can not stand.” He says with finality. You relax against him, lapsing into familiar silence as the elevator shoots upwards. This close to him, you can hear his heart beating, and you wonder why it's thumping so fast.
He carries you to your door, and you're too distracted to think about how he knows which apartment is yours. He sets you down, plucking the keys out of your hand with ease when you fumble with them, watching as you sway slightly.
"I keep thinking about the cartoon." He says suddenly, abandoning the key in the lock. He’s leaning over you, shadowing you in the small doorway as you look up at him, your expression confused. His face holds a neutral expression, but his eyes seem to glint in an odd way.
“The monster, he wants to eat the rabbit.” He states, taking a step towards you, crowding you against your door. The wood is cool against your back, and you’re blinking up at him through your drunken haze, trying to figure out what he’s talking about.
"Looney Tunes?" You finally respond, remembering your last conversation. He nods and reaches out one large hand to tuck a loose strand of hair behind your ear. Your heart skips, and you wonder if he can hear it as he drags his fingertips along your jaw, cupping your chin softly.
“Does the rabbit want to be eaten?” He asks, his head cocked. His eyes are like molten steel, his voice so soft and deep it’s practically a purr. It feels like the oxygen has been sucked out of the hallway, leaving you lightheaded.
“Oh,” you breathe, your lips parting softly, what little mental clarity you had abandoning you. There’s a scar that runs up from the man’s chin, stopping just below his bottom lip, and you’re staring at the scar, staring at his mouth, when he bends down, guiding your chin up as you raise yourself unsteadily on your tiptoes.
His lips are warm, scorching against yours, and you open your mouth, letting him deepen the kiss, whimpering when he presses his hard body against yours. His hand slides into your hair, his palm curling around the back of your neck, holding you steady. You shudder at the contact, and he breaks the kiss, pulling away, leaving you dazed and breathless. Everything is spinning, and you can’t tell if it’s because of the alcohol still coursing through your veins, or the fact that he’s still leaning over you, caging you in.
His pupils are blown wide, and you watch his chest rise and fall. He’s monstrous like this, a man at the brink of self control, his hands trembling at the effort to not touch you. He pushes away, creating distance, and you stare at him, stunned and confused. He’s muttering to himself again, and it finally cuts through your stupid, intoxicated brain that he’s speaking German.
He’s looking at you like he’d like to devour you. Instead he breathes, slow and deep, and takes another step back from you.
“Have a good night, häschen” He says, and then he turns, heading towards the elevator, away from you.
Part Two
373 notes
·
View notes
tease tuesday + wip wednesday 🕊
(i'm smashing these 2 days together because i like to break the rules)
anyway have a lil bit of hoa eddie, uh, getting a hard dick for buck before dinner with his Nemesis
“You’re staring at me.” Buck shuffles forward, a few steps away from Eddie; he smells like mint and vanilla because he used Eddie’s shampoo like he always does and roses, too, that expensive cologne he pays half an arm for.
“I am.”
“Do I look bad?”
No. Not at all. He’s wearing tight black jeans that hug the length of his long, thick legs in a way that leaves nothing to the imagination and a black knit sweater that has his biceps bulging and his tummy poking through and it’s obscene because he’s so goddamn thick that even normal clothes look small on him.
Buck looks all different kinds of great and Eddie doesn’t know what to do with that or the tickle in his chest, the heavy heat in his gut. The gold chain with the little sunshine at the bottom sits pretty between his tits, a present Chris got him last year for Christmas that’s a fucking gift right now for Eddie.
Christ.
He blinks. “No,” he says, maybe a little too fast, but he can’t be blamed. Especially not when Buck looks as gorgeous as he does, in front of Eddie and in his bedroom with a door that locks. “You look pretty. That color is nice on you.”
“It’s black.”
“Okay?” Eddie bristles. The tips of his ears burn. “It looks good.”
Buck fingers the hem of his sweater. “Thanks,” he says, whisper-soft and ruddy-cheeked like he’s embarrassed or something, before looking up and giving Eddie a dazzling smile. “You, uh, look good, too.”
And Eddie does. He’s wearing his best pair of blue jeans and a dark green sweater he found in the back of his closet that he knows looks good on him because Marisol couldn’t keep her hands off when he wore it, but he has nothing on Buck. Nothing at all.
“Buck—”
“I need—”
Christopher barges in the room, knocking the door against the wall like he pays the bills. “You guys take so long.”
tagged by @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, and @wikiangela mwah i adore all of you!
tagging @callmenewbie, @callaplums, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eddiediaztho, @honestlydarkprincess, @wildlife4life, @thewolvesof1998, @try-set-me-on-fire, @exhuastedpigeon, @fortheloveofbuddie, @giddyupbuck, @ladydorian05, @loserdiaz, @monsterrae1, @mysteriouslyyounggalaxy, and anybody else who wants to share 🫶🏼
61 notes
·
View notes
rulti with 15 for the prompts🙏
Rain had squeaked and shied away from Swiss’ hands, as they dipped below his hips. It was the end of Swiss’ first week and as a reward for doing so well Rain had promised the multi ghoul he could spend the night with him in his hotel room. Alone. They’d barley made it to the hotel room before they were tearing each other’s clothes off and sharing fang filled kisses.
“Not there, you can’t touch me there.” He shakes his head. “Too sensitive.”
Swiss’ hands had stopped in their tracks, just above where Rains cock was steadily leaking precum onto his belly.
“Okay. Not there.” He nods in confirmation. “Is there anywhere else you don’t like being touched?”
Rain shakes his head.
“No, just there. Anywhere else is good.”
Swiss moves his hands back up, running over Rains gills on his ribs, that flutter at the attention and thumb over his nipples. He moves to kiss him again, licking to Rains mouth, making the water ghoul moan.
He pulls back before either of them get too distracted, a string of saliva connecting their lips, which Rain licks away.
“Show me how to make you feel good.” Swiss whispers to him.
Rain blushes, staring up at him with doe eyes.
“I-what.”
“Show me.” Swiss pecks his lips. “How to make you feel good.” Another kiss. “So I don’t touch you somewhere you don’t like.”
“W-what? I don’t know how to do that?” Rain stutters.
“It’s easy. Just pretend I’m not here.” Sows smiles down at him. “Show me how you do it when you touch yourself.”Rains blush deepens and he looks around nervously. “You can’t judge me, okay? It’s weird.”
Swiss’ smile become predatory. “I was hoping you’d say that.
“Satan, you’re such a creep.” Rain rolls his eyes but can’t help the smile that creeps onto his face. “Promise no judgement?”
Swiss holds his hands up in surrender.“Hey, I’m not Dew, no judgment from me.”
“Dew was actually the one that showed me how to do this.”
“Oh nice, a little water on water action, very hot.”
Rain swats at his shoulder.“You are such a perv, holy shit.”
Swiss licks at his cheek.“Only for you, baby.” He throws him a wink. “Now common. I wanna see this ‘weird’ thing you do to get yourself off.”
Rain doesn’t say anything else, just runs his hands down his face, then his neck, then chest, thumbing at his nipples just like Swiss had before. Feeling Swiss eyes burning into him made a thrill zip through his body, and he arches his back up into where his fingers are plucking at his nipples with a heavy sigh.
He doesn’t focus on his nipple for long, not wanting to get distracted. His hands drop to his gills, gently running his finger along the first set, the deepest and biggest ones. They flutter under his soft touch and he lets out a contented sigh, his eye slipping closed. He feels his cock blurt put more pre onto his belly, his muscles jumping and twitching at the touch. He runs gentle fingers over all his gills, enjoying the the feeling of them rippling under his touch, and can’t help the little moans that fall from his lips.
He opens his eyes, fining Swiss looking down at him with confusion, and a little admiration on his face. “I don’t get- I don’t get it. Rain-what?”
Rain smirks up at him, looking him dead in the eyes and curls two finger on each hand into the top set of his gills. He moans, loudly, at the feeling, throwing his back into the pillow behind him and is unable to stop himself from squeezing his eyes closed.
He hears Swiss gasp as he slowly starts thrusting his fingers in and out his gills, the sound in the quiet room is almost deafening.
“Holy shit.” Swiss whispers into the room.
Rain braved looking at him, finding Swiss sat there with a deep blush on his cheeks, eyes zoned in on where his fingers are thrusting in and out of chest, one hand fisting at his cock. It’s like he’s in a trance, like he has no control over himself.
“I told you, it was weird.”
Swiss huffs a laugh.“Yeah. Yeah you did. You didn’t say it would be insanely fucking hot though.”
Rain laughs but it gets cuff off by a main as he pushes his fingers deeper into him, his hips bucking into the air.
He feels Swiss run two of his own finger up his gills, feels them flutter and hiss under the touch.
“Can I?” Swiss asks, his fingers paused on the set of gills below the ones Rain is working two fingers into.
Rain just nods, pushing his chest up into Swiss touch.
They both gasp as Swiss pushes his fingers in, Rains hips bucking onto the air once again, more precum pooling into his belly.
“Holy shit.” Swiss gasps out. “They’re so warm.” He pets his fingers upwards. “And so soft, it feels like- I don’t even know what it feels like but it’s soft.”
Rain can’t do anything but moan, the feeling of three sets of fingers pushing in and out of him was so much, almost too much, but he was in pure bliss, his orgasm flying towards him at a speed he’d never felt before.
“Hey.” Swiss breaks him out of his blissed out pleasure bubble. “Do you think if I fucked your gills, I could get you pregnant through them?”
“SWISSTOPHER!”
80 notes
·
View notes