#3am me is truly:

[yumemiruuuu]

Not once, since I finished TGCF, did I ever stop thinking about Xie Lian’s ultimate technique:

Shattering boulders on one’s chest

#HE DID THIS DURING A LITERAL SWORD FIGHT #LIKE HELLO????? #SPOILER ALERT HE FUCKING TOOK DOWN THE MASS MURDERER WHO WAS CAUSING DEVASTATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT BY SMASHING HIM AGAINST A WALL #IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS #I GENUINELY DID NOT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY #sometimes when it’s 3am all these thoughts cluster to the forefront of my brain and i pluck one out to think about it carefully #tgcf brainrot but the brain is truly rotting and unable to think of anything else #oh by the way I AM ON VOLUME 3 OF 2HA AND WTF????????? #tgcf brainrot has caught up to me #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #i also think about how the entire tgcf characters will simply disappear one day in the universe and i cried

[3-aem]

tfw ur on group facetime and some dude whom you never met before is like hi ur the big gojo stan right 💀💀💀

#straight up went from 😄 to 😃 #why r ppl choosing to introduce me this way #like okay that might be ???? on here but IRL i dont even talk about gj i swear like #id sooner talk about crockpots and slow cooking than i would about gj #i swear!!!!! #i couldnt come up with a better example #but small talk is truly my bread and butter and its so much bread and butter i am borderline incapable of discussing non smol things now #unless i trust and enjoy u like a VERY deep amount and its 3am

[dylanconrique]

i'm always a normal girl in my bedroom until i think back to lucy's face when tim was cradling her to his chest after saving her life.

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #day of death #2x11 #melissa o’neil #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #i tried to touch up this pic as best i could so you can see her face better i hope it looks okay #ya know sometimes i'll pull up the video on youtube and i won't even watch it i'll just close my eyes and listen #truly psychotic behavior i know #anyway i just had to rattle this outta my head at 3am #this puts me in psychosis... just look how petrified my precious baby girl is still 🥺😭🤧 #i can't imagine how she felt in that moment coming back from something as traumatic as dying from being burried alive #also her hand movements??? her fingers frantically twitching in disbelief.... #twitching violently looking for a place to hold onto tim but not knowing where to put her hands #.... due to the shock that she was alive when she thought for sure she was dead #okay i gotta shut up and go to bed goodnight #bless you mutuals who followed me for anything other than chenford i must be so annoying to you

[synthshenanigans]

Finally has been a full year since I started listening

Fuckin hate that guy eugh

#/j #but anyway I've finally been jashing for a year #i wasn't fully kidnapped into it yet but by like dec 20th-23rd i had his VoaC cover on loop #which was annoying to do cos there was no spotify & the youtube app wouldn't let me loop videos #so everytime i finished the song i had to reset the vid myself #my sanity was truly saved by these songs being on Spotify #same goes for his moss cover too #bro of i had last.fm then i would have SO much more counts for those two songs #the bidding too #oh fun fact. i made a very rough sketch of an OC of mine using his TME video & HMS ideas in general #but i was stupid apparently an swapped heart & souls colors which looks cursed now to me #also whats funny is that ibis paint says i started the art on Mar 1st. Which is literally the day before TfaR & TMR an the rest came out #good timing me lol #i need to stop ranting sm in these tags i swear #chonny jash #moss post #hey jash what if you like. post the next power hour today. gift for listening for like 82000 minutes or whatever my Spotify wrapped was /j #don't actually i wanna sleep #speaking of. I should go do that. its like 3am rn

[humanmorph]

a parting gift (millie & leap sometime during ep 28)

#it is 3am i do not have a better caption in me i truly do not #partizan #friends at the table #fatt #millie #million blue #vermillion blue #exeter leap #god i gaf about them. i do. #comic #<--- HA! #this took like 5 or 6 hours btw it is 3am <3 #rosa art #i made a sketch on paper this morning at work. and went crazy when i got back from eating sushi #i need you. to know. i have a short bonus comic for this comic in mind like 6 panels max but i am not. doing that right now #the idea i wrote down (pretty much this as a script) is from 2 days ago and i was like . i dont want to draw that many rings #so i wont do this soon but at work sketching i was like wait. wait. pngs

[seb-boo]

Jenson Button via Stories

#jenson making me cry at 3am lets gooooo #truly whenever I am reminded of jense and his dad but #jenson button #ollie bear #oliver bearman #saudiarabia24

[vulnerary-prince]

Someone’s feeling obnoxiously daddy again today

#me #my face #gay #bi #queer #beard #mustache #yeah I’m posting this at 3am #if y’all truly stan you’ll reblog it every chance you get

[sapphosclown]

ok let’s unpack that

grease rise of the pink ladies 1x09 spoilers ahead

nancy my aroace love who is taking this friendship break up the absolute hardest my poor girl

nancy professing her friendship love is so special and important to me actually

i love cynthia in the t-bird jacket but it also made me sad and scared

also… “the red sox are neither red nor socks but they’re still a team” non-binary cynthia is so real. the goddamn 50s tho.

olivia please stay away from that man he is a predator. i’m not a fan of this marriage. in fact i hate it. she is so down in the dumps and needs her girls more than ever and has no idea

also the look back between her and jane…. ok

POOR MRS. MCGEE SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS

jane so happy you’re out of your funk congrats girl sorry your boyfriends got banished you’ll get em back i’m sure

more importantly you need to get your gf back

cynthia. really the most important to me i’m sorry.

shy guy was so real for not wanting them in their group, they were a dick to him and then pretending it didn’t happen was shitty. they definitely took that “men can’t talk ab their feelings” and carved it into their being as well and im really happy the guys are leaving that shell rn and cynthia is ok having emotions again. i really loved cynthia and shy guys talk, edward :) also the mlm/wlw solidarity IS THERE IT WAS SO THERE WE ALL SAW IT. im so excited to see what cynthia was going to say to lydia, very sad i have to wait a whole week actually

#rotpl spoilers #grease rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #grease rotpl #jane facciano #olivia valdovinos #cynthia zdunowski #nancy nakagawa #i did stay up until 3am to watch this so truly this is most a debrief for me so i can go to sleep #it’s also not a good debrief #other things: the songs this ep were mid #i can’t tell if i’m being harsh on the episode or if i was just way too focused on cynthia #she is the center of my hyperfixation rn so idk

[blckgrlmov13s]

all i think about when watching inyunasha now is the voice of my former man crush monday cole from lego ninjago🥺🥺🥺RIP Kirby Morrow fr☹️

#my drunken rambles #tv show #anime #inyuasha #miroku #lego ninjago #ninjago cole #his death truly made me cry #i’m so distraught at 3am

[stardustdiiving]

I would read your zhongxiao codependent yuri Like, I do generally picture them as a vaguely father/son dynamic BUT THAT IS NOT CANON. It's just as much fun to view them through a romantic interpretation! Idk why people can't view the same characters in different kinds of relationships without being weird about it.

Anyway I love your vision and would love to hear more about it lakdjs

THANK U SO MUCH Im not sure if I’m gonna write zx in the future since I’ve tended to be shy about posting my stuff relating to them for over a yr now, but I did post this fic with them last year while trying to get a hold on how to write them (mind the tags it’s pure angst omg). I was too shy to tag it as ship since it didn’t feel shippy enough, which is kind of funny to me in hindsight bc I reread it and am like. Man I think only a zx shipper would write this NUFNVJVJV

Post got kind of lot Im gonna go on a tangent about them under the cut

Honestly my theory for why ppl r very set on the father/son interpretation is everyone’s immediate thought on to how to make the power imbalance between them seem less uncomfortable is to apply a parental interpretation to it. Which is fine ofc, I get it, but the way ppl push it as canon a lot kind of grates on me a little bc they’re usually incredibly passive aggressive and pushy even if u clearly designate ur post as ship OTL

Also not really a fan of the characterizations either since ppl tend to treat Xiao like a moody teenager Zhongli has to reel in (this is hilariously reminiscent of the post I made about how ppl handle scaramouche and nahida a bit ago haha). And idk I just feel kind of polarized about the headcanon overall bc I associate it with people being really uncomfortable and frustrating about zx

I just like how there’s sort of an imbalance to them, some zxs like them being more fluffy and functional but I sort of like it where it’s not like, entirely dysfunctional but I’m prioritizing a specific kind of character study over romance. This tends to be how a lot of my ships go ngl I just sometimes enjoy the intensity/intimacy of romantic feelings thrown into the mix if it makes it interesting but I’m not often interested in a lot of my ships following more standard romance plots(?) I guess? Unless it’s specific ones. Which sounds clinical when I put it like that but this is just bc I am very aromantic NHFBVJVJ

When I say codependency in zhongxiao honestly it’s sort of a theoretical(?) codependency—not sure how to word it? I think Xiao would be really fucked up if he didn’t have Zhongli in his life suddenly but I don’t think his relationship with getting attached to people invokes what people would majorly think of when they think of codependency in a ship I suppose. It’s moreso I just feel Xiao could be at his worst with dehumanizing himself in comparison to other people with Zhongli, because said mental state is driven by how he feels about debt, service, and duty which are very closely tied with devotion and how he would feel about someone he considers his god and leader, as well as someone who saved him

It’s fun this is paired with Zhongli who generally knows how to work with Xiao kind of understands the self destructive depth Xiao’s loyalty/devotion comes with. Also fun they have been around each other for a very long time and Xiao as one of the adepti is familiar with the past I think Zhongli appreciates having around. They work but it’s also a case where Zhongli is in such a position of power over Xiao its kind of very delicate situation that’s hard for both of them to navigate. Which is fun to explore. I esp love contrasting it with other Xiao pairings (actually i think i still have that xiaoven fic up on my ao3 where I tried to convey a specific interpretation of them in a similar exploration vein too)

I totally get why people wouldn’t like it (I feel a lot of my opinions on xiao ships just clash with a lot of fandom consensus so bad all the time And it’s just bc I’m like this I’m not even trying to be contrarian or anything. HELDINCJD) but I just tend to handle shipping in a specific way. It’s not I don’t enjoy fluffy or lighthearted zl and xiao stuff I actually enjoy it a lot I just like there being layers. This makes it feel more impactful when I think about how Zhongli looks out for Xiao in canon or how Xiao gets like textually flustered talking to him (lantern rite 2023 was so tailored to my tastes it’s not even funny)

#the yuri part is more of an inside joke w my friends bc this is how we all talk but I did once compare zx to my sapphic awakening pairing #which is rose & Pearl from steven universe and it is truly my favorite thing to pitch to people verbally bc It kind of sounds #incomprehensible but also I’m totally onto something….no one understands…. #Pearl and xiao r literally both spear wielding birds who’s arc revolves around being ok w being a person who lives for themselves :// #and they r eternally grateful to their war general leader . no one gets it. it torments me personally bc #I loved Pearl SU when I was 11 and now I enjoy xiao a lot and it’s like…we’ll these r very different characters but also I think I have not #changes. JUDJDKXJD #it’s 3am I woke up in a haze to answer this…I need to go to bed smh #fern.txt #zhongxiao #Edit: I woke up and finished writing this post and I a #am so tired #asks

[hella1975]

im writing rn and i literally cannot think of another way to phrase 'mugging someone off' but if i genuinely put that in a fic i will be crucified someone pls translate so it's more palatable to the all-powerful american audience

#it's 3am give me a break #like how would you say this #fucking someone over? #i dont like that though it doesnt flow with the sentence #like he's been mugged off there is truly nothing more encapsulating than saying you've been mugged off idk what to do #im shaking crying rn

[captainsweet]

Honestly, I'm sending out ROTTMNT friend applications because my friends don't know shit.

(I love them, I do, but I can't take another day of them not understanding the multitude of memes I send them)

So please, someone help a guy like me because I have no one to rave about my head cannons too, and have no reason to rave about them in the first place!

I'm tired, and honestly just wanna sometimes have matching pfp's with another person, and for us to not talk for a week but then we randomly send a fanfic we like and we rave about it together whether we like it or not.

I want to hear info-dumps, I want us to ask each other to randomly do this thing for a video we'll probably never see, I want to share my thoughts about the silly turtle show.

I want to hear someone talk about a story I've never even heard of, and instead of sending me a link immediately, they just weirdly explain it until they finally send a link and we laugh about how bad the explanation was.

I think I'm just lonely tbh but whatever.

Anyway, someone better wanna do this as well or I will cry.

#tmnt #rottmnt #My friendship is costly but for this? I'll be so unweird so fast #Like I'll act so Nero-Typical omg /j #Autism? ADHD? Don't know her #Anxiety? Wdym I'm so normal and average #Just kidding but I will go to extreme heights #Like please I need a ROTTMNT friend so badly #I have a Discord hell I'll actually use my FACEBOOK that I for some reason have an account on #Please spare friendship #I need it #This is so sad of me but idc I need those matching pfps like rn #Like I need to know if I'm truly a mix of Donnie and Raph #I NEED THIS #rottmnt brainrot #i haven't slept #it's 3am #I'll be embarrassed about that later but rn I CRAVE FRIENDSHIP #i saw a tiktok #Now I'm acting weird (er than usual) #friendship #i need friends #rottmnt friendss

[themeganator5000]

May... May I see why you agree with Scooter being gay

Oh god. Yeah, I suppose so. I literally just typed up what would basically be my script if I ever did a youtube video essay rant about this topic (i will never do this, but someone definitely should).

Bear in mind, I literally wrote this like an hour ago in a hyperfixation-induced daze so my friend @hails-the-geek would have something silly to wake up to 😘 So, not exactly written for public consumption, but since you asked so nicely:

SO HERES HOW WE CAN FIX SCOOTER. Scooter the Muppet started out as a nepotistic lil whippersnapper who had little to no morals and only cared about meeting famous people and having a high-paying, low-effort job. Now that's all well and good and a Scooter we have all grown to love BUT ever since Disney has obtained ownership of the Muppets, they have become less of the struggling underdogs and more of a lesser-known classic. This already raises some problems with the overall tone of the characters, especially Scooter, because the only way he was able to get Kermit and the gang to bend to his every whim was to remind them that his very wealthy uncle owned the theatre and the ground it stood on. The fun of his character was that he was a gofer (essentially an intern) whose job it was to take orders from anyone for anything, but with his familial connection to a person in high power he could inversely force any one of the Muppets to take orders from HIM to get just about anything. Now, since the Muppets HAVE no theatre and are usually performing on a soundstage likely owned by the Disney company, Scooter has lost his influence and no longer has the ability to be the narcissist, sassy, two-timing brat he once was. He has been boiled down to his face value as an over-enthusiastic, dorky, wide-eyed fanboy who eagerly goes along with whatever he is told to do. This, of course, was present in the original iteration, but it was always known that if Scooter ever DISAGREED with what he was told to do, he could always find a way around it. Helpful until inconvenient. It is also worth noting that in the original Muppet Show, Scooter was intended to be a young boy around 14 years old, but in more recent adaptations he seems to have aged, being given adult love interests and being shown cage dancing in a nightclub. This brings me to my conclusion; how we can fix Scooter in this modern age and bring back some of that charm that made us adore him all those years ago. The answer is quite simple, really:

MAKE

SCOOTER

🏳️‍🌈 𝗚 𝗔 𝗬 🏳️‍🌈

Richard Hunt, the Muppeteer who portrayed Scooter and many other characters until his untimely death in 1992, was openly gay and a well-loved part of the original Muppet cast. So much so, that Jim Henson personally requested that he be the one to host the memorial service at his funeral, which he did. Richard Hunt said that he based Scooter's personality on his own when he first started working with the Muppets, enthusiastic, eager to please, and definitely trying too hard. While all those personality traits are decidedly still present in today's Scooter, the absence of one crucial piece is blatantly apparent.

𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.

While never explicitly stated, Scooter's character can easily be interpreted as gay, exhibiting flamboyant characteristics, having a borderline obsession with Elton John, just kinda being twinkish and boy-toy-like in nature. Whatever the reasoning, there is no better candidate for Disney's First Gay Muppet than the trademark character of the original gay Muppeteer, Scooter. BUT! It is EXTREMELY important to note that there are two ways this could be played: either there are little to no changes in Scooter's personality and he just gets an off-screen boyfriend or something (lame) OR Scooter's personality shifts into a more goofy-sassy gay best friend type of deal where he hangs out with Miss Piggy a bit more and references more modern queer icons (like Beyoncé or something?? idk ask a gay man) and comments on the attractiveness of male guest stars whenever the opportunity arises. This was hinted to in the 2015 series ABC's "The Muppets", but they never fully committed to the bit. Calling Scooter a boy toy is one thing, but having him get caught making out with Walter in the storage closet is another. COMMIT TO THE FUCKING BIT, DISNEY. Let Scooter say "yasss, qween" and "slayyy" and lust over men's bodies I'm not asking for much. You have already denied me Bert & Ernie and Statler & Waldorf, but let me have Scooter. Let me have the one Muppet my ADHD-riddled lesbian ass choice to have a crush on at 14 years old. Let me live out my fantasy of seeing Scooter on a Muppet-themed float at a pride parade. Please Disney, think of the fucked-up adults. We deserve this, we've EARNED this. You've ruined every other part of my childhood with your dirty capitalism, you OWE me this 𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎. You will make Scooter gay. Scooter 𝗜𝗦 gay. Scooter has always 𝘉𝘌𝘌𝘕 gay. And there is absolutely 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 you can do about it.

Thank you for your time.

#i didn’t proofread this i didn’t fact-check anything this is just a direct stream of consciousness from my brain to my thumbs #you notice any mistakes you keep it to yourself hon #also sorry if it’s a little explain-y hailey isn’t as much of a muppet aficionado as yours truly #and uuuuhhhhhhh yeah it’s just a big block of text i’m not cutting it up #listen sweetie you asked for it #ur lucky i like u all so much <3 #muppets #scooter #muppets scooter #scooter muppets #scoowalt #wooter #i don’t fucking know it’s 3am ladies #lookit. lookit what you made me do! i should be sleepin peacefully dog!! #this is. this is what i stayed up to write so i guess it is my fault i’m still awake #but STILL #hailey u better fucin reply to that text #ok. i sleep 😴😴😴 #my posts

[iamthepulta]

The next time I say: "Hey! It seems like a great idea to have 3 POVs in one chapter!" All of you are required to hit me on the head and drag my body back to the outline board.

#my hubris is large and impressionable. #This is working out ok tbh but I finished one pov and the second is (again) MASSIVE tonal shift so now I'm like- but I'm not HAPPY rn. #I think I can bang it out tomorrow though! #I'm so excited for this chapter tbh. It has Morgan being an idiot in it. And truly unreasonable amounts of trauma. #I came up with this one scene for Morgan at 3am and madly scribbled it down and proceeded to scream and cry about it. #Truly Chapter 5 is the chapter that keeps on giving. It's when I realized there was Something There because writing Morgan #as a stranger in her childhood home broke me. So now you guys get a little nerd healing from trauma. #liztlie au chapter 31

[talentforlying]

@thicketville: meta: write me a three page essay on what john would get at subway, and if it would give him food poisoning or not. — META TOPICS

THIS IS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY frankly i don't think he'd go to subway if his life depended on it, he would say that he never trusts thinly sliced meats from a corporate chain. which is bold as hell of him when he has eaten far worse from far more dubious places.

but if he has no other choice, then he's getting a foot-long toasted philly steak sub sandwich, trying to eat it in one sitting, failing miserably, and breaking up the rest to shove into his coat pockets for later. it's given him heartburn before, but not food poisoning (so far), and he experiences a new personal low whenever someone he knows catches him nibbling on a quarter of a cold subway sandwich from his pocket.

#thicketville #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #pocket sandwich ass. rizzo coding strikes again #idk he truly hates chain restaurants!! he's a local haunt + family-owned hole-in-the-wall kind of guy #like he's not picky about what he's putting in his body but he's picky about where it comes from #he's had decades to cultivate his favorite spots too so he doesn't really need to go to chains unless he's traveling & has no other options #he SUFFERS when he's in the midwest. sometimes all you've got at 3am is a wendy's or an A&Ws and you WILL like it #he also likes to eat out when he can (lmao) he likes to be surrounded by people and local color #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[trans-cuchulainn]

you know that bit in harrow where she hasn't slept for six days and she's insane and making soup out of her own bone marrow

that's how i feel currently

#haven't been able to sleep before 3am any night this week #am extremely burned out with second job stuff where i am having to manage a LOT of bullshit that is NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY #(I AM NOT A FUCKING GRAPHIC DESIGNER) #(WHY AM I DOING GRAPHIC DESIGN) #(DO NOT MAKE ME LEARN PHOTOSHOP FOR THIS WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN MY FUCKING JOB) #feel like i am truly feeding people my own bones in an ill-conceived but vaguely genius murder plot #except i haven't quite figured out what the next step is yet #i just. need to sleep for a while #at least i only have to work 3 days next week bc my new 4-day week pattern starts AND we have a bank holiday #personal