all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - ) but it’s just the memes

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

Sound on 🔊

LIL NAS X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) dir. Tanu Muino, Lil Nas X (2021)

We also need to tell queer teens shit. Here’s a list. I’m tired

-you don’t need to lose ur virginity at whatever age

-you don’t need to date the only other queer kid in ur school

-queer people can b problematic. And abusive.

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

tell me i’m funny

ADHD be like: I need to do do this task before I go to bed. therefore I’ll stay up all night on my phone because I have no motivation to do the thing but I can’t go to bed unless I do it.

Birds of Prey + male fragility reviews (insp.)

so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase....

i literally have so much respect for sokka like if i were travelling the world with three insanely powerful middle schoolers i would have gone insane.

what a year this last hour has been

he predicts much hiss in your future.

Watching Olympics women's weightlifting 🏋️‍♀️

“my child is fine” your child retypes their keysmashes multiple times until it looks right