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lewisvinga · 3 months
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dreams come true | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader
summary; in which y/n’a little crush and delusions about a certain driver on the grid since 2019, actually comes true
warnings; age gap
notes; requested !
word count; 420
taglist; @namgification
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2019
“Y/n, you’re crazy,” George mumbled, watching the way she stared at a certain driver dressed in yellow. Lando laughs as he appears behind the two with Alex beside him.
“She’s in love!” The McLaren rookie teases, poking her shoulder as she tries to swat his hand away. They both take a seat beside her and watch her lips turn into a pout.
“Leave me alone!” Y/n exclaims, giving Lando a light shove. She lets out a sigh, taking an angry bite from her salad. “He’s just so dreamy.”
“And he’s also way older than you.” the Thai added which earned him a glare from her.
“But it’s Daniel Ricciardo.” Y/n sighs with a smile as she watches the Australian through the window. George, Lando, and Alex all shake their heads.
The Williams driver laughs as a thought pops into his mind. “I bet you she dreamed about dating and marrying him!”
Y/n stays silent at George’s words causing the other rookies to let out dramatic gasps. Lando lets out a loud laugh as Alex just simply shakes his head in disbelief. “You have!” George gasps.
“You’re really that in love with Daniel-“ The Thai driver began but she quickly shushed him as the Renault driver entered the building.
“Mornin’, rookies!” Daniel exclaims with his signature smile. The others simply said ‘Morning’ in response meanwhile Y/n let’s put a small chuckle.
“How was your morning, Daniel?”
“Better now that I saw my favorite rookie.”
His response added with a wink made Y/n giggle as he walked away. The other rookies sat there in disbelief and wide mouths as they stared at their friend. “You’re crazy. Dreaming about him and giggling at him?” George says as he shakes his head.
“Hey! I dreamt about being an F1 driver enough and now I’m here! So maybe my dreams will come true.”
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present day
“But look who is laughing now!” Y/n exclaims after explaining the story of the other 2019 rookies discovering her crush on the now Alpha Tauri driver.
“Looks like you got me, sunshine,” Daniel smiles, pulling her into his chest. “And I always thought you were pretty cute too.”
“But, hey,” Y/n says, glancing up at Daniel with a smile that matched his. “Dreams come true, right?” She looks down at the diamond on her ring finger. “And I dreamt about this every night.”
“Dreams do come true, sunshine. Swore, I must’ve dreamt the proposal thousands of times and it was better than my dreams.”
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gargoy-ross · 2 months
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Hello! Anon here I hope you have a nice day/afternoon/night 💕
Of it's not a bother can I please request a Vox x Female Reader who always used the puppy eyes on him much better than his manipulating eye spiral???
Like bruh Vox trying to manipulate Reader and Reader be like just using there sad looking pleading Puppy eyes and immediately get Vox to lose
Vox x fem!reader who uses puppy eyes on him
A/N: Thank you anon, it's no bother at all
Warnings: Manipulation, (attempted) hypnosis
Word count: 420
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Saying that Vox was manipulative was an immense understatement. He based his entire career on getting people to do what he wants, whether that was with his hypnotic powers or practiced charisma.
You though, you were quick to catch on his little trick, and even quicker to discover how to counter it.
One of the most powerful sinners in Hell fell for the oldest trick in the book - puppy eyes.
Well, not for anyone's puppy eyes, but your puppy eyes. A great skill that had come in handy many times.
And so, whenever he tries to hypnotize you to do what he wants, you simply tilt your head down and look at him with pleading eyes.
Vox knows you're doing it on purpose, but he also finds himself caving in each time.
The expression tugs at his heart strings, and he has lost to you once again. What's even worse is that he can never be mad at you about it, you'd just do the puppy eyes until he'd forgive you.
Who gave you the right to look so damn adorable?
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"Can you stay for a bit longer?" You ask your boyfriend whilst the two of you cuddle up on the couch. He has a meeting to go to, and he's going to be late.
"Sorry doll, I have to go. Promise to make it up to later though."
You've barely had any time with him lately, so you're not letting him go now.
You gently grab his hand when he starts to get up. He turns around to look at you with an eyebrow raised.
"Oh, don't do that, don't give me those eyes," Vox groans in frustration.
You stick your bottom lip out to maximize the cuteness. "Please?"
"No, I said no. Stop-"
The black spirals in his left eye appear only for a moment before he sighs in defeat.
"Fine, I'll stay."
In a flash your expression goes from a pout to a bright smile. You're quick to hug him.
"Thank you Voxy!"
He knows he should've told you no, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't enjoy having you cling to him like that.
"But it's just an hour, okay? And only because I feel like it."
You know he'll stay for as long as you ask him to. He can never say no to you, not when you look at him with those big, sad eyes that make his heart ache.
But surely you wouldn't use this power against him, would you?
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rogueddie · 2 months
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Can't Let You Go M | 420 words Prompt for @steddielovemonth: Love is being late to work because you can't ever say goodbye in a reasonable amount of time
Eddie feels very lucky that the little mechanic shop he works in is the one he used his hush money to buy for Wayne and that his uncle is his boss.
He's not sure he would be able to be so consistently late and still have a job anywhere else, but it's impossible not to be when he has Steve Harrington licking his way up his neck.
It's become such a routine for them that, even though Eddie still tries to get to work at the same time, Wayne changed his schedule so that he doesn't technically start for another hour.
"I have to go now," Eddie insists.
"I know," Steve sighs, reluctantly stepping back. "Sorry. It's... I've got a long day is all. I won't be here when you get back."
"Robin on shift with you?"
"Yeah... I'll still miss you, though."
"I know, big boy. I'll miss you too."
He grabs his coat, pulling his boots out. But, before he sits, he glances at Steve.
He's stood in the doorway, leaning on the frame with his arms crossed. He's still pouting, head tilted down slightly to emphasize the pleading puppy-dog eyes.
"You'll be fine," Eddie insists.
Steve mutters complaints under his breath, but otherwise stays silent and out of the way while Eddie puts his boots on.
He might actually arrive on time today.
"Alright, I'll see you later."
He leans in, aiming for a quick goodbye kiss, but Steve leans into it. He curls an arm around Eddies shoulders, gently tugging him closer to their pressed together. He hums, satisfied, when Eddie automatically grabs his hips.
"I gotta go in a minute though," Eddie mumbles.
"Alright, in a minute," Steve nods.
His tone is too dismissive and Eddie starts to call him out on it, but he's already leaning in and nipping at Eddies bottom lip.
It's too easy to get lost in Steves mouth. By the time he pulls away long enough to glance at the clock, he sees that he's going to be late even if he speeds.
Steve pulls his attention away before he can worry too much, grabbing his wrists and moving Eddies hands onto his ass.
He leans up, kissing along Eddies jaw, so he can whisper in his ear, "we can be quick, can't we, baby."
Fuck, Eddie thinks.
But Wayne never looks disappointed when Eddie strolls in late. He just shakes his head at him, asking him if he "had a good morning, kid?"
"Shut up," Eddie mumbles, face flushing.
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majimemegoro · 5 months
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Kamurocho dashboard simulator
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nishiki was 27 years old???
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he shouldnt have been made a patriarch the dragon of dojima would of been better at it :/
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#kamurocho #tokyo #tenkaichi street #japan landscapes #photographers of japan #travel #cyberpunk #not as zesty as my usual subject matter but #lmao pls reblog this i almost got beat up by color gang members taking this photo
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my hungry ass can't be left alone with staminam x i suck those bad boys down like juice
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to bicycles??? #some of us had our bicycles wrecked in fights??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR SHIMANO FUTOSHI
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a hannya hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr shimano futoshi made my cousin feel realy unsafe while she was shaving his head, and here are the receipts:
Keep reading
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fr we need to stop letting twunks be in charge of anything
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i stg if one more of you tells me the old yakuza way is dying I KNOW ALREADY shut UP
#feel like pure shit just want cold noodles
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today's scam: Aha water (again)
Was walking down pink street when I got stopped by a barker who promised that all my problems could be solved..., long story short, anyone remember Aha water from the 80s? Well, they rebranded as AHA water (subtle, I know) and they''re back at it. I stalked the people who make it and they literally collected puddle water from the champion district to put in the concoction. I didn't really feel well after drinking it, but the overall experience was good because they totally tapped into that nostalgia. Overall a really solid scam. Stay safe out there kamurocho.
4/5 stars
#scamblr #aha water #1980s #scams #scam rating #safety #scam review
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batting center is a normal place to get nastay in reblog if u agree
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Does anyone here still play pocket circuit? :)
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wtf this guy just ripped off his shirt in the street and started whaling on some guys?? everyone else started clapping and cheering and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and saved a couple from jumping off a building #he was glowing too.... #average night in kamurocho
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ULTIMATE HOTTEST MAJIMA UNDERLING BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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everyone who voted minami is an arson apologist #nishidasweep
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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on millennium tower so I can go home.
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by talos this can't be happening
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cleolinda · 9 months
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I'm gonna admit that I got on Twitter like a big ol' dramatic dork last night and said, knowing full well that Elon Musk was doing exactly this, "If he changes the name to X, I'm out, I can't do this anymore."
Not because "X" is doofy and a terrible branding move, although it is, but because he wants to do THIS shit. Yeah, no, I am not hanging around for your global interactivity "everything app" bullshit. You want me to fucking BANK with you? YOU? You just lost about $30B running a platform into the GROUND by FIRING EVERYONE and doing whatever damn thing popped into your head between shitposts? Are you HIGH? I cannot hang around for this "tech king of the world, 420 blaze it lmao" bullshit. I could not stay at my beloved Livejournal after SUP said all the users would be subject to Russian law in 2017. I know The Moment when I see it. I can't do this.
I admit, I might go back every few months and say "Hey, I posted XYZ on any platform but this, please leave this godforsaken place," and I don't want to delete my accounts. I've been on Twitter since 2008, and I have a ton of livetweet threads (on my main and also on an alt for that purpose. Remember that time I livetweeted the Twilight gender-change book? That glorious trainwreck?). I've saved some of them via Thread Reader PDF downloads, but there are still more to get. I don't want to utterly destroy book and TV discussion we did over there.
I haven't used Twitter regularly since maybe 2016 (about the time the post-Gamergate alt-right really moved in), but the conversation and community, decentralized though it was, before that--we're going to lose the last vestiges of that, the way everyone on Reddit was upset about losing the collective knowledge over there. And I'm so fucking angry about it. I'm so angry. I immediately came back here the week he took over last year because I knew, I KNEW, somehow that Twitter would be destroyed. I just thought it would burn down in a smoking heap of rubble, not turned into a shambling tech zombie under a different name. I just. I can't do this anymore.
Also, shut the fuck up, Linda Yaccarino. Just because you can put Elon Musk's nonsense into coherent verbiage doesn't mean "a global social media/marketplace/banking system/walled garden that's basically X-Treme AOL" isn't a fucking nightmare. I hope the EU bans the fuck out of you both. See you in bankruptcy court.
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bignoseagenda · 5 days
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HAPPY 420! Here's some graphics I made for KCM social media with facts, figures, and advice about partaking safely. Alt text in image description. Remember to stay safe and stay sane!
Sources and Further Reading:
https://norml.org/marijuana/fact-sheets/racial-disparity-in-marijuana-arrests/
https://www.thenewshouse.com/highstakes/marijuana-is-more-than-a-word/
https://drugfree.org/article/marijuana-and-fentanyl/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK425767/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6522945/
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mochimooon · 6 months
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DTF Only (Let's Experiment) - connie springer x reader 18+
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pairing: Connie Springer x afab! Reader summary: Connie invites you to a kick-back for some playtime ;) word count: 3500+ notes: Part 4 of DTF Only. My first piece with Connie, don't know what took me so long to write for him because this was more fun than I thought ! I need to write more of him. (Indented text refers to Reader's messages). Thank you to those who gave me ideas of what kind of tattoos Connie would have on this post. I appreciate the inspo! warnings: smut, explicit content, explicit language, handjobs, vaginal sex ☻ masterpost☻
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 18+ !!
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You declined Reiner’s offer to stay over. He was still kind of enough to drive you home afterwards. While you had fun with him, you didn’t want to make it awkward for him when he had to check out of the hotel.
Exhausted, you collapse onto your bed after your nighttime routine, reopening Tinder before you go to sleep. 
A new message from another match came through a few hours earlier. 
Hey there!!!!! What’s up? Wanna hang?
Tapping on Connie’s profile, you see that he’s currently active. 
The enthusiasm is nice, but you take the time to assess his profile and pictures like you did with Reiner and Porco. 
Light brown hair, kept on the shorter side, cartilage piercings on one ear, and as seen in every photo, a tattoos along his arm. You can’t make out what they are, however. He’s another cutie. You always knew you had good taste as far looks go.
Judging from the pictures, he’s a musician, whether professional or amateur, you don’t know, seated behind a drum set with a video of him in action. The clashing of symbols and beating of drums echo loudly in your room and you can tell he’s got a lot of energy. He’s twenty-eight, so that could explain the spunk.
Switching over to his bio, you laugh. 
Drummer 🥁 420 friendly  5’9”, sorry ladies, but God put the extra inches elsewhere 😉
Hey Connie In bed but would like to hang out some time Free this week?
Hey!!! I’m free rn!!! I’m a great cuddler 😉
Good to know lol
Jk You doing anything tomorrow night? My friend is hosting a kick-back, come by!
A party? On a Tuesday night? Connie’s friends must be an interesting bunch. 
Haha kinda My friends have weird schedules, so we end up meeting randomly during the week A couple people, nothing wild, what do you say? Be my guest? 😁
You see no harm in it, and if you do end up sleeping with Connie, there’s a guarantee that you’ll have a room.
Yesssss!!!! It starts at 7:30p Here’s my number btw, I can send you the address through there. 
You debate whether you want to exchange numbers right away.
Alright, just sent you a text. 
Connie abandons the conversation on Tinder, replying via his number.  
Nice! Can’t wait to meet you Anyways…what’re you wearing to bed?
Good night 
You can hear the music playing faintly on the other side of the door, so you ring the doorbell after knocking to ensure that someone will answer. 
It swings open a minute later, and you’re met with a confused looking man with blond hair. 
I can never escape the blond men, you muse, straining a smile. 
“Hi…” Your eyes peek over the man’s frame for any sign of Connie. “Connie invited me.”
He tilts his head, thinking for a moment when it clicks. “Oh! Oh, yeah, he said you’re coming.” He says your name and you confirm with a nod. “Cool, come inside—”
“Is she here?” a voice rings out, an octave higher than the music. 
Connie sidles to the blond man, skidding to a stop like an eager dog, greeting you. “Hi! Thanks for coming by! Come in, come in, this is Niccolo by the way, it's his house.”
You and Niccolo exchange an awkward wave as you step inside, allowing Connie to slide his arm along your shoulders. 
In person, his hair is a little longer, on the scruffy side; you think it suits him best, and up close you get a better look at the piercings on his ear. He’s got a total of three. He’s wearing a long-sleeve, flannel overshirt, so his tattoos are hidden from view, however you notice a small smiley tattoo peeking behind the shell of his ear. 
And as he eagerly leads you through the home, asking in earnest about your day, practically skipping at your side, you’re endeared by him. He’s really cute. 
The kick-back is mainly in the living room, although you did see a couple of people trickle in and out of the kitchen. Connie reels you over to the couch where a small group of friends are mingling.
“Guess who’s here in the flesh!” Connie calls their attention, squeezing your shoulder with excitement. He introduces you to each friend. 
“Onyankopon,” Connie says.
You take the friendly man’s hand, recognizing him in at least one of Connie’s pictures. “Hi.”
He smiles. “Good to meet you. Connie’s been excited all night.”
“Has he?” You look to the man at your side. 
Connie beams with an affirmative nod, and you breathe a laugh at that. 
“Same here,” you say. 
“That’s Sasha and that’s Yelena.” Connie points to two women, rolling up a spliff. “Sasha’s Niccolo’s sweetheart.” Connie lowers his voice to your ear, like it’s a secret. “And over here…”
You’re paraded around like a shiny, new toy, but you can tell it’s well-meaning. As for his friends, they’re all friendly, seizing a chance at small talk with you before Connie intervenes to introduce you to more people. 
From the amount of guests, you met within the first hour, you gathered that Connie’s a popular guy, and it’s easy to see why. 
He’s so friendly with everyone, eager to have you feel welcomed that you’re content just being there. But you’d be remiss to say that you didn’t want to see more of him in private. 
“You’re really cute by the way,” Connie says as you both take a seat on the couch. “I told everyone that you were.”
“Thanks, Connie,” you say. “How do you know everyone?”
Sasha hands Connie the rolled spliff. He digs into the pocket of his jeans to light the end. 
“Would you like a hit?” he asks. You let him know you’ll take one later, and he explains that he and Sasha have been friends since high school and that when she started dating Niccolo, he and Onyankopon needed a drummer for their band. 
“We mainly play at bars for now,” Onyankopon supplies. 
Connie nods after he takes a long pull. “Most of us work during the day so it works out best for us.”
“You ever date a musician before?” Sasha pipes up.
You look to Connie with a grin. “Never have.”
“Well, aren’t you lucky to have matched with Connie,” Niccolo laughs. 
“I think so too,” you confirm, admiring Connie’s features. While not a typical date, you’re fine with the laid-back environment. 
“Drummers are the best kinds to date.” Connie throws in. “We have the most energy, on and off the stage.” His brows wiggle. 
The chemistry is so natural, it flows between you both.
“I want to witness more of the off-stage energy.”
Connie bites his lip, scooting closer. 
Your knees bump. Connie stretches an arm, lacking any subtlety, a gesture ripped from a teen movie. He feigns a yawn, hand coming around, stopping short above your breast. 
Without preamble, your hand slides into his thigh. 
Connie stiffens, coughing up smoke into his elbow. The whole room watches him with amusement, and you snatch up the spliff to take a long pull. 
“You good there, Connie?” you ask, innocuous, letting the smoke escape your lips in a stream.
Connie clears his throat. “Uh huh.”
Tilting your head, you give him a playful look. “You sure?”
“He’s got an erection,” Niccolo points out with a snort. 
The others exchange humored looks but don’t tease poor Connie further. 
You, on the other hand can’t help yourself, bringing the end of the spliff to Connie’s lips. 
For a moment, he’s taken aback, still distracted with the frustration between his legs. When he notices you’ve leaned closer, he bites the end of the spliff, taking a drag, eyes glued to yours.  You both smile, reading the others’ mind, inching closer together. You open your mouth to meet his, accepting the stream of smoke and the slide of Connie’s tongue. 
It's soft, something you didn’t expect. For a moment, you’re lost in the feel of his lips, his tongue exploring the inside of your mouth, sampling each other’s taste. Your hand sinks deeper between his legs, brushing against a bulge tightening underneath his jeans the same time fingers trail downwards, ghosting your breast. 
Someone clears their throat. 
You and Connie freeze, open mouths awkwardly hovering each other’s, both turning.
Niccolò and Onyankopon share knowing looks, and it’s the former who shakes his head at Connie. 
Connie pulls away suddenly, releasing a relaxed laugh. “Oh, um…” He reaches for your hand on his lap. “I…I wanted to show you something…”
Along with Niccolò and Onyankopon, you stifle your laughter at Connie’s attempt at being slick. But you humor him anyways. 
“Oh, uh huh?”
Connie nods, getting to his feet, a grin splitting his mouth. “Yeah…it’s upstairs.” He tugs your hand. 
This time you can’t hold back your amusement. “Okay, show me what it is upstairs.”
Connie’s smile broadens, squeezing your hand that your pulse hitches. He drags you off. 
“Connie—please don’t make a mess—”
You hear Niccolo’s voice ring out, but there’s a tone of defeat there, and you throw a brief look over your shoulder as an apology ahead of time. 
Upstairs, it’s quiet, not a soul around. Connie rushes towards the nearest door by the second-floor landing and enters like it’s somewhere he’s been many times before. 
The door clicks shut, you and Connie are on each other, lips and teeth clashing, roaming hands like teenagers. 
Clothes fall away in a tornado. Moans echo between breathless kisses. 
Connie reels back first, hands on your shoulders. His gaze drags up and down your nude body. 
“Shit.” He nods again more eagerly. “You’re really something. Fucking smoke show.” 
You had taken the chance to admire his body as well. Strong, lean arms, muscles flexing with every movement, and you’re finally graced with a look of his mysterious tattoos on his arm. 
They vary in size, but nothing too big. A magic eight-ball, a cassette tape, some odd, geometric shape, spaced around his shoulder. A spade, a melting ice cream cone, a drum—Hello Kitty...littered along his bicep.
Trailing your hands along it, you tilt your head, curious. “What’s the story behind this one?”
Connie hitches a laugh. “No real story just got it after a gig one night. Tattoo artist said she’d do it for free if I let her pick. Most of these I got at random.”
On his forearm, there’s a larger tattoo of a bull, detailed with a backdrop of a crescent moon and toadstools. “A bull?”
Connie hums. “Yeah, I’m a Taurus, and I like that zodiac stuff. Plus, I’m strong like a bull.” On cue, he flexes his forearm, and you feel the muscle tighten at your fingertips.
“I like it.” Your eyes drift from his arm to the rest of his body.  A lean torso, rising and falling with quick breaths, a toned stomach that plunges into a deep V, his dick swings, happy, erect, and inviting. 
You reach for it.
Connie bristles at the contact, grinning as you stroke the shaft. Together you watch his dick twitch as you brush the tip with your thumb. 
“Ooohh, that’s the spot…” He shivers. “You’re gonna make me go apeshit before I get a chance to fuck you, huh?” Peering up, he wiggles his eyebrows, and you snort. 
He’s so lighthearted, it’s refreshing. Of course, you don’t mind seduction, the mind fuck, or even shameless vulgarity. But sex should be fun too. Connie’s just eager to get laid, and you can’t fault him for being open and honest about that.
He steps closer, chasing after your touch for more stimulation. “Keep going. I’ll let you know when I’m ready for your pussy—respectfully.” He adds the last part with a grin. 
And you continue to stroke him, hand moving in stride as he approaches you, taking your face in his hands. 
Leaning his head down, he whispers into your lips. “You know how to make a guy feel…”
His tongue slides past, moving along yours in an uneven rhythm. You both laugh, trying again, but it remains sloppy and frivolous that you don’t complain. 
He makes light of it with his everlasting humor. “Making out with someone new can be a little trial and error, but we improvise…” He groans again, lifting his chin, head thrown back.
You’ve picked up the pace, thumbing the tip of his dick with more pressure, precum dribbles into your fist. “Does this feel nice, Connie?” 
“Real nice…your hand is so soft…”
You stroke him for another minute, exchanging more heated kisses. His hands travel to your chest, palming your breasts, and swirling his thumbs around your nipples. 
You whimper, sensitive to the touch, inhaling Connie’s chuckle.
“Someone likes it when I do this, eh?” His thumbs move faster, orbiting your nipples. He pinches one, pleasure radiating to your center.
“Connie…” 
He pulls away, taking your wrist to stop you. Most of the color in his eyes have been swallowed by his pupils. “I want to try something. Alright with you if we experiment?”
Your brows furrow. With the warm throb between your legs, however, you nod.
Connie’s smile brightens like a Christmas tree. With your wrist in his hand, he leads you to the bed.
You settle your knees onto the mattress, inwardly apologizing to Niccolo for what you and Connie are about to do. 
Before he joins you on the bed, Connie’s eyes go blank. He spins around, crouching to fish through his discarded jeans. He pulls out a condom. 
“Safety first. But if you want to raw-dog it…”
You smile, shaking your head. “Safety first.”
Connie’s quick with the condom, rolling it down his shaft and hopping on the bed, rolling back on his haunches. “Okay, this position I want to try out is a little unorthodox.”
You frown. “Go on…” 
Connie falls back, catching himself on his elbows. He gestures you to come closer. “Now first, lay on top of me, on your back.”
Sliding over, your legs crawl atop his, your center dampening as you nudge his dick. Head nestled below his chin, you crane a look up. “Okay…”
“This is the unorthodox part.” Connie’s hands roam to your side, lifting you up. “I want you to hold yourself up on your arms with your back arched, kind of like you’re draping over me.”
You lift off his chest, but pause, trying to grasp what he wants you to do. Arched back? Draped? An image pops into your brain and you lift your body off Connie’s, arms rooting on either side of him. You bow your back in a backwards arch, head hanging.
“Like this?” You strain to say, arms trembling. He’s right this is an unorthodox position. 
“Just like that. Now…I’m going to fuck into you this way. Okay?”
“Uh…okay.” 
The bedsheets rustle beneath you, fingers tickling your sides, you almost fall. 
“Whoa, I got you.” Connie’s hands stabilize you. “Alright. You look fucking great like this by the way.”
The drag of his dick along your pussy catches you off guard. You flinch a little, hips bucking up. 
“Baby don’t run from it.” Connie’s whine softens with laughter. “It just needs a special kind of hug…” A nudge punctuates along your folds.
You smile up at the ceiling, steadying your legs to give Connie better access. “Right, sorry.”
“Nothing to be sorry for.” Connie lines up again, hands grasping onto your ribcage. “It’ll feel good, scout’s honor!”
His dick rubs along your pussy, gathering the slick drooling down your thighs. He grunts beneath you, the tip of his dick twitches, and you know he can’t stave off for much longer. To be fair, neither can you, not in the position he has you in.
Connie manages to hold you up without so much strain, you’re unable to hold back your surprise. He wasn’t kidding when he said he had the strength of a bull.
“You’re really strong.” 
You catch the hearty, earnest laugh behind you, shivering from the tip of his dick lining up with your entrance. 
“Thanks! If you’re impressed with that, baby, you’ll love my stamina. You ready?”
Although your head hangs backwards, you manage a meager nod. “Uh huh.”
Connie lifts his hips up, pushing into your pussy in a slow, deep stroke. 
It’s an odd feeling, like you’ve gotten impaled, but you like it… And because you can’t watch his dick go in, you focus on the sensation of being filled. He pulls out and repeats the action, a gradual build for you to acclimate to this position.
“What do you think of that, eh?” 
Eyes trained on the ceiling, you wish you could get a better look at Connie’s face, laughing at the humor in his voice, his playful spunk turning you on more than you imagined it would.
“It’s a new angle for me, Connie,” you grunt when he thrusts deeper. “Time to show off that stamina.”
Hands dig into the arch of your back to keep you steady. “Say less, beautiful!”
He thrusts up, hips smacking against your ass.
You feel him deeper, fucking into you with stride, projecting a low moan to fall with your head thrown back. Blood rushes to your head, but you don’t notice the discomfort, pussy throbbing, fluttering around Connie’s dick. 
“Shiiiiiiiit—you feel fucking—wonderful—” Connie grunts between each snap of his hips. “So warm—so tight—”
His hips clap against your ass, bouncing off the walls. You arch your back further, adjusting your position a bit to lower yourself to Connie’s cock without seating on him entirely. 
“Ooooooh! Even better!” Connie rasps, picking up the pace. 
His grip tightens at your sides with bruising pressure, but you don’t mind it, relishing in the way his cock drives deeper into you; the tip prodding the spongy spot inside.
You shut your eyes, only aware of the way Connie fucks into you over and over again, sparks of pleasure burning warmer with each thrust. 
“Fuck…Connie…” Your moan is heavy with passion. Goosebumps prick your scorching skin as you feel your body foreshadowing your release. 
“Ha—I’m loving this too, baby.” 
Your thighs spread apart, wanting to pull him in more if it’s possible. Oh! From the way your pussy flutters around Connie’s dick, it’s very possible. 
You wonder if you look as sexy as you feel. Hardened nipples facing the ceiling, back bowed in a deep arch, flexing the column of your throat, every gasp falling out like a waterfall. It’s amazing what shapes the body can take, enticing to know the various positions that offer pleasure.
Connie makes good on that stamina. The momentum builds and you want it to last for as long as possible, despite the dizziness in your head. For a while, you don’t notice anything except Connie fucking into you, the fullness of his length stretching you out. Every muscle in your body works to keep you steady, but you tend to skip arm day at the gym, therefore you’re not that strong. Your arms tremble. You claw at the sheets to help anchor you in place. 
“Feeling sore?” Connie rasps.
“A little, my arms are getting tired.”
Connie offers you a solution. “It’s okay, let yourself fall to my chest—I’ll take care of the rest.” He continues to fuck you while you decide. 
“Ah—are you—sure?” Words strain in your throat.
“Yeah, yeah,” he breathes. “Lay on my chest, I got you, it’ll feel just as good.”
You don’t hesitate, one wobbly arm after the other, your back lands on Connie’s chest, resting your head on his shoulder. Your muscles go lax in relief. 
Connie kisses your sweaty temple, snaking his arms around you. He lines his dick against your folds again, pushing back inside in a deep thrust. 
Connie gropes your breast, thumb swiping against the hardened nipple. 
You inhale, chest ballooning. 
The stimulation does not end there. Connie’s other hand finds your apex, the pads of his fingers rubbing your clit as he fucks into you. 
“See, told you I’d take care of the rest,” Connie breathes into your hairline, voice ragged. 
“Connie…don’t stop.” You wrap your hand around his, urging him to rub your clit faster. 
He gets the hint, and your climax is close, so close, you grab onto Connie’s arm at your chest, driving your nails into his skin. 
Laughter rumbles in Connie’s chest. “Someone’s almost there, huh? Fuck—me too.” His hips snap up, desperate. 
“Connie—I’m gonna—” You throw your head back, cutting yourself short, pulsing and cumming on Connie’s cock. 
“Shit, that was fucking hot.” Connie hugs you to his chest, fucking into you with more purpose. “I’m about to nut—your pussy feels so fucking good.”
His sloppy rhythm becomes pointed with quick, sharp bucks of his hips. You hear the deep moan pouring out of his mouth, he lifts your bodies off the mattress, wanting to reach the heavens as he orgasms.
The room falls quiet, save for the heavy breathing against your ear. Connie’s dick stutters inside of you and you both stay like that for a moment. Your back glued to his sticky chest, ass and pussy held in the air by Connie’s hips. 
When his cock softens, he slips out, a pair of hips collapses onto poor Niccolò’s bed. 
Connie blows out a sigh, warm breath fanning your hair. “Shit…oh shit…” He swallows, rubbing his hands along your arms lazily. “That was hella fun. What’d you think, beautiful? If you liked that, I have another position we can try out.”
You heave a tired laugh, but you’re not against the idea. Maybe another time. 
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Book 7: The Ruler of the Abyss – Chapter 6 (Part 3)
Following is part 3 of my translation of Chapter 6 of Book 7: The Ruler of the Abyss. This part contains Episode 7-95 to 7-100. This concludes chapter 6.
Main storyline spoilers after the cut.
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Episode 7-95
Lilia: …It’s been 80 years since then, huh. They said you were gonna join the stars soon, but you’ve held on for a really long time. What a good boy. Now, aren’t you sick of being inside that egg? Are you holing yourself up in there ‘cause you’re mad about something? If you came out, I can show you picture books, and change your diaper.…So just come out already….. *sigh* Oh, yeah. I learned a new spell recently. Hard to believe at my old age, right? Life’s just full of surprises. Anyways, this spell lets me view an object’s memories… But none of the memories I’ve seen so far have helped me one bit. I guess I haven’t mastered it enough yet to sift out the important memories from the useless ones. But I’m certain I’ll be able to make a lot more progress with my search now. Maybe on my next trip I’ll finally be able to find a way to hatch you. Alright, I’ll be going now. See you, Malleus. …Hmm? Did you say something just now? No, of course you didn’t. Eggs can’t talk… I must be tired or something. …Yeah, I am little tired. So I’ll just… I’ll just take a breather here for a bit.... So not too long ago, I met this dragon that lives in the Land of Red Dragons…
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Lilia: I-It’s so cold… m-my hands and f-feet f-feel like icicles…! Dammit, I’m getting s-so s-sleepy… I c-can’t… n-not… here…
(a dog barks)
Elderly Man: Oi, you there! You alright!?
Lilia: Huh…?
Elderly Man: Why, you’re just a kid! Teddy, let’s take ‘im back home on the sled.
(Teddy barks)
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Elderly Man: Oh, wow. So you’re on a journey to find dragons.
Lilia: That’s right. And sorry for all the bother, I’ll get out of your hair now.
Elderly Woman: You’re not going anywhere in that shape! The winters here are just awful, a child could never cross over these mountains alone. You should stay with us until spring.
Lilia: No, I couldn’t…
Elderly Man: Don’t you worry about a thing. Why, it’s been ages since we’ve had any guests over.
Lilia: …Don’t you two see my ears?
Elderly Woman: Your ears? …Ah! Are you a fae?
Elderly Man: So you’re not a kid, are you?
Elderly Woman: I’m so sorry, I thought for sure you were about the same age as our little granddaughter.
Lilia: You aren’t… afraid of me?
Elderly Woman: Why would we be? You’ve been so sweet.
Lilia: Well, I…
Elderly Man: If you don’t want to stay until spring, then how about you just stay with us until this blizzard passes? The nights here are long in the wintertime. You think you could keep a couple of old folks company?
Lilia: …Hah. Old folks, huh. I’m the only old person here.
Elderly Woman: You certainly don’t look it. How old are you?
Lilia: 420… No, 430 years old.
Elderly Man: I didn’t see that coming! Ah hah ha! Ahh, I know. Grandma, could you get us something warm to drink? It’s not every day we get to talk to one of our elders. There’s so much I wanna ask you about.
Elderly Woman: That’s right. You can’t have a good chat without something to sip on. I wonder if you’ll like what we eat, though?
Lilia: …..
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Episode 7-96
Lilia: 150 years passed by in the blink of an eye… Hard to believe I’m 450 already… a total geezer. To think, despite all my traveling over the years, there’s still places I haven’t been to yet. The world’s so much bigger than I ever could’ve imagined. And the countries out there have completely transformed since my search began. And now, there’s a bunch of places that let us followers of the night pass through. That’ll make my search a lot easier. I haven’t had any humans throw rocks at me lately, either… I guess you could say the conflict between our species is just a thing of the past, from a human’s perspective. And there’s not a thing we can do to stop their civilizations from progressing so much. One day, they’re gonna… They’re gonna forget all about us. We’ll be nothing more than fairytales to them. I just don’t want that to end up happening to you, Malleus. So could you please come out of that egg already? Aren’t you cramped in that little thing? There’s lots of annoying stuff here in the outside world, but I’m sure you’ll have a lot more fun out here. You know, Malleus. There’s so many things I want to show you once you’re born.
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A letter from Baul
“Sir Vanrouge,
Please return to Dragon Capital City at once.
His Majesty’s egg is losing magic at a rapid pace.
It’s possible he may end up returning to the stars before the next full moon.
We kindly request your audience…”
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Land of Briar – Maleficia’s Castle
Lilia: Baul!
Baul: Sir Vanrouge! Thank you for coming.  *Lilia grabs Baul* Ack!
Lilia: The hell do you mean Malleus’s egg is in danger!?
Baul: Augh… P-Please, compose yourself. I can’t… I can’t breathe-!
Lilia: You guys have been taking care of him, haven’t you!? So why is he-
Baul: He should’ve returned to the stars two centuries ago. Miraculously, he’s been able to hang on all these years. But now… Now his time has finally come.
Lilia: No…! Isn’t there anything we can do?
Baul: Please come with me to the tower.
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Lilia: What… What’s going on here?
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Baul: Three months ago, he started completely rejecting all of Queen Maleficia’s magic… His pulse has been getting weaker and weaker, and last week, this powerful forcefield suddenly appeared around the egg. Anybody who tries to get close is repelled by lightning strikes, and the doctors and Imperial Guardsmen who attempted to approach him have all been left seriously injured. Queen Maleficia has tried suppressing the forcefield with her magic, but it’s incredibly resistant... And if we aren’t careful, the egg might end up getting crushed. We’ve pretty much reached an impasse at this point.
(A dragon cries)
Lilia: Someone’s crying…
Baul: Huh?
Lilia: You guys can’t hear that voice?
Baul: Voice? All I hear is the wind and the thunder-
Lilia: Malleus!!
Episode 7-97
Lilia: Malleus!!
Baul: Sir Vanrouge! Don’t tell me you’re going to climb the tower!? You can’t go up there! Those lightning strikes could kill you!
Lilia: You damn idiot! That little kid’s crying all by himself up there! We can’t just sit around and watch!
(Lilia runs off)
Baul: Ah- Wait! Please!  Sir Vanrouge!!
Lilia: Malleus!
(Lightning strikes nearby)
Lilia: Ack-!! What power… If I get hit next time, it’s gonna be lights out for me. But… Ah ha ha! That’s the first time in 200 years you actually replied to me!
(Malleus cries out)
Lilia: That voice… I knew it. He’s crying!
(lightning strikes)
Lilia: Guaaah! Ugh, are you mad? I-I’m sorry. I’m sorry I was never able to hatch you…
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(lightning strikes)
Lilia: What, that wasn’t it? I don’t know what you’re trying to tell me! Just stop crying and tell me what’s wrong already!
(lightning strikes)
Lilia: Augh! Haah, haaah… O-Okay, fine. That’s the spirit, Malleus! Just keep on crying! It’s okay for babies to cry! It’s okay! Cry all you want!
(lightning strikes)
Lilia: Ugaaah! Haaah, damnit, that hurts! Feels like my body’s gonna be ripped apart! Meleanor! Levan! Are you watching right now!? I’m sure you’re having a ball up there, huh. Lucky you! Well I’m not letting Malleus come join you just yet! He has to see the world… He has to see all the things you guys never got to…!
(Malleus cries out)
Lilia: …Wait, that’s it. Malleus, are you… Are you crying ‘cause you’re lonely?
(lightning flashes)
Lilia: Augh….! Ah- Ha hah. That’s it, that was it all along. Anyone’d be lonely if they were left all by themselves for two hundred years. Why did it take us so long to realize that? It was so simple... You wait right there, I’m coming for ya.
(Lilia starts climbing the tower again)
Lilia: Haaa, haaah… Almost there…
(lightning strikes)
Lilia: Aaaughh! Ugh… I really felt that one. But too bad for you… They didn’t use to call me the Running Rampart of the Verdant Moors for nothing… I’m not going down that easy…! Haaah, haaah… Okay, Malleus. What’s your next move? I can go at this all night- No, for another 100 years, another 200 years… Until you finally give up and come out of that egg already… I’m gonna keep holding you and coddling you and hugging you, no matter how long it takes…!!
(Malleus cries and starts absorbing the magic around him)
Lilia: What the-!? The egg’s drawing in a bunch of magic from all around it… Is this- Is this what the egg wanted!? Ha ha! I knew it, you were starving this whole time, weren’t you. Sheesh, you didn’t have to put up with it. Go on, take some of my magic, too. I’ll give you my magic, my life span…. as much you want!
Lilia: So please, come out already… Come join us in the outside world already!!
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???: Gyaaaaaaaah!
Lilia: That… voice… it’s…?
???: Gyaaaaan!
Lilia: You… hatched?? You really hatched…?
Baby Malleus: Gyaaaaa!!
(Malleus breathes fire)
Lilia: Ack- …You’re only five seconds old, quit it with the fire balls! ..Ha ha! Look, you guys! He’s got the same green eyes and fire as Meleanor. Ah- I guess we’re the only ones here, huh. Malleus… I finally got to meet you.
Baby Malleus: Gyaaaou!
Lilia: After 200 years I finally… Ahh… Ugh…
(Lilia starts sobbing)
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Episode 7-98
Silver: This whole time, I couldn’t figure out why father was dreaming of all these awful things. But now I… now I understand. This must be the happiest moment of father’s life. And he only could’ve gotten here after going through so much heartache, so much pain. And after losing so much… Only then could Lord Malleus finally enter this world…!
Sebek: Ugh… *sniffle* …I hadn’t the slightest idea… That Lord Malleus’s birth occurred under such circumstances. Despite all the countless books I’ve read on Briar Valley’s history, not a single one spoke of this moment. Why did my grandfather never make mention of this awesome tale…?
Senate Member A: Vanrouge! You did an amazing job hatching His Majesty.
Senate Member C: It’s a miracle! You’re our hero!
Lilia: …Hero?
Senate Member A: Now then, come bring His Majesty to the Queen.
(the background starts warping)
Lilia: Augh…! …No, *I… I… Augh!
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Senate Member A: Vanrouge!! You fool! You dare lay your filthy hands on the heir!
Senate Member C: For a dragon egg to be hatched with a bat’s magic… This is a scandal upon scandals!
Senate Member A: You have defiled the noble blood of the Draconia clan! Do you even comprehend the utter gravity of your sin!
Grim/Sebek/Silver: !?
Sebek: What is the meaning of this!? Why have the senate members changed their tones so abruptly? And why is the world distorting before us!?
Silver: Father must be starting to realize we’re inside a dream…!
Sebek: Mean you that instead of words of celebration, Sir Lilia was subjected to this absolute abuse!?
Silver: He probably was, yeah.
Yuu: Those senate guys are going totally overboard!
Senate Member C: Do not ever show your face before His Majesty again, wretched bat! Hurry, someone get the prince away from him!
Baby Malleus: Kiiii!!!
Lilia: Ah….
Senate Member C: Call a doctor, quickly! We need to make sure His Majesty is alright!
Senate Member A: Ahh, His Majesty… How my heart aches for him. Not only did he lose his parents thanks to our useless Imperial Guard, his body has been sullied by tainted magic.
Senate Member C: What will we do if you’ve left His Majesty sickened, you fool!
Baul: You awful- …That’s it, I’m not holding my tongue a second longer! Take back what you said at once! Have you any idea just how much Sir Vanrouge loves our country, loves the Draconias! He’s devoted his everything to them!
Lilia: …Enough, Baul. It’s better this way. I’m sure this is the right thing to do… The right thing to do? …Augh! My head’s killing me…!
Baul: Sir Vanrouge! Are you okay!?
(lightning strikes)
Everyone: !?
???: So this is where you were. I finally found you… Lilia!
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Episode 7-99
???: So this is where you were. I finally found you… Lilia!
Lilia: That voice… Levan!? When did you get back- No, wait. Those horns. They look just like Meleanor’s… Who the hell are you!?
Malleus: …I never knew… I never knew you gave up part of your own lifespan to hatch me.
Lilia: Hatch you? The hell are you-
Malleus: Those damn senate members, how dare they treat you like this… And my grandmother! Why did she hide the truth from me all this time!?
Lilia: Malleus, no! I was the one who asked everyone to keep quiet about all this. I was worried you’d feel guilty if you knew the truth… Huh!? No, you’re not Malleus… Malleus hasn’t even learned to shift into his two-legged form yet, he’s just a baby… Ugh.. My… head…!
Malleus: Don’t bother yourself with all those unnecessary thoughts, Lilia. You need not suffer one moment longer. Now tell me, what kind of dream would you like? One in which my mother and father are still alive? Or perhaps one where you and your son can live together in peace?
Lilia: Ugh… Stop it, *I…. I…!
Malleus: I’ll grant you your every wish. Now come, Lilia, and take my hand…
Silver: FAAATHEEEER!!
Malleus/Silver: !?
Lilia: The Knight of Dawn!? Why are you here!? Ugh!... No, you’re-!
Malleus: Silver, Sebek… You two again, eh. You must have an awfully hard time falling asleep. Do you still intend to oppose me?
Silver: We’re never giving up! Never!!
Sebek: All the more, knowing how Sir Lilia feels. He poured his love into you so that you might enter this world, and we shan’t sit around and watch us you become its enemy!
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Silver: That’s why we’re going to put an end to this… We’re ending your “Blessing”, Lord Malleus!
Lilia: Blessing… Ah- Aah!!
(Lilia sees flashbacks of his farewell party)
Lilia: Heh… Kufufu… Hahaha! Ahahahah! Well said, you two. I wouldn’t expect anything less from my apprentices.
Silver: Huh? Apprentice…? Are you…
Lilia: My head finally cleared up. I remember everything now, Silver, Sebek. And Grim and Yuu, too!
Sebek/Silver: Sir Lilia! / Father!
Lilia: Seems like I took a nice, long nap. Ooh, you’re in hot water, Malleus!
Malleus: Tsch... So you’ve awoken. …However, you needn’t worry. I’ll put you back to bed again in a moment.
Lilia: Ha! You’re going to put me to bed? You grew into such a cheeky young man, you know that. Go ahead and try, then! Everybody, follow my lead! …and run awaaaaaaay!!!
Yuu: Wha- run away!?
Malleus: Fufufu… A game of tag, is it? I feel it’s been decades since we’ve gamboled together like this. We’ve all the time in the world. So let’s have some fun, shall we, Lilia? He heh heh…. Ahahahhaha!!
TL note: He’s switching between using the first-person pronoun 俺 and the first-person pronoun わし. His past self uses 俺 and his present self uses わし so he’s starting to wake up from the dream here.
Episode 7-100
Lilia: I’ll keep Malleus busy, and you guys escape with Silver’s Unique Magic in the meantime.
Silver: !? We’re not leaving you behind! Come with us!
Lilia: Oh, it’s fine. I’m long used to Malleus’s little tantrums. Besides, my magic reserves are back to normal inside this dream, so I’m the best choice to take him on.
Sebek: But that’s-!
Lilia: Don’t you worry. Malleus would never dare hurt me like that. …I suppose he takes after his father in that way. He’s a kind man, not cruel. Silver, Sebek. You guys have to handle the “real” Malleus for me.
Sebek/Silver: …Yes, sir!
(Malleus appears in a pillar of green fire)
Malleus: I found you, Lilia! …Now then, what shall it be? Hahahah…. AH HA HAHAHA!
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Lilia: Now’s your chance to escape! Hurry!
Silver: …I swear, we’ll wake up you and everybody else from this dream. There’s so much I want to talk to you about!
Lilia: Yes, Silver! That’s a promise. Let’s meet again, once we’re all wide awake! …The night’s blessing upon ye.
Silver: …The night’s blessing upon ye! Those I’ve met before, and those I’ll meet someday…. Come, and let us dream the same dream!
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Corridor of Dreams
Everyone: aaaAAAAAAHHH!!
Sebek: Oi, Silver! Just whose dream are we traipsing into now!?
Silver: I don’t know! But we’ll need to put a plan together once we cross over! Everybody, hang onto me and don’t let go!
Grim: Uwaaaah!! You’re gonna pop me like a balloon before we even make it to the next dream!
Silver: Hm? Do you guys see that, there’s something shining in the distance…
???: Ooooi!
Sebek: What on earth is that!? Something’s approaching us rapidly!!
Silver: Is it a bird? A plane? No, that’s-!
Ortho: Ooooooi!!
Everyone: Ortho!?
Ortho: Yup, it’s me! I finally found you guys!
Silver: How did you even get here!?
Ortho: We’ll talk later! For now, just hang onto me! Okay, let’s go! Waaaaarp!
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Ignihyde Dorm
Everyone: aaaAAAAAHHH!!!
Sebek: Ugh… Must we always make such an unsightly entrance?
Yuu: I’m used to it, honestly.
Silver: Is this… Ignihyde?
Sebek: Just whose dream have we entered, I wonder?
Grim: Wait, where’d Ortho go!? He was just with us?
Silver: What? Oh, no, what if he got left behind in the Corridor…!?
???: Uhhh… Umm… could you guys, uh, chill out a bit?
Everyone: !!!!
???: Wait, wait, wait! Time out! I’m on your guys’ side, so could you not with the death stares…
Silver: Y-You’re…!
Idia: Can’t start a boss raid without a tank, and now we’re all set to go. The opening act’s DONEZO. Time for the main event! Heehee!
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A scenario went through my head and I couldn't wait to request it: Kars found a human child some years back and to his surprise, she wasn't afraid of him, instead, she was fascinated by the being he was. He took pity on her ofc but he wondered why she wasn't fearing him. Years later when he goes to search after the red stone of aja, he stumbles upon the same girl now grown! :]
A misty memory (Kars x F! Reader)
uuu that's interesting
i'm sorry if this turned out so short ;-;
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His steps were shaking the ground. Everything was moving out of his way. It was like the earth beneath his feet knew how powerful he was and was trying to run away.
It was frustrating to know that an useless human like that kid was trying oh-so hard to disrupt his search.
He couldn't deny, Joseph was strong for a human. His willpower was something else and it seemed like luck was on his side.
But nothing was gonna stop him from getting that damned stone.
As he was thinking, a familiar pair of eyes caught his. His brows furrowed in confusion, a question arising in his head. Where did he know them from?
Then the memory struck him like a punch in the face.
It was you. The baby he met twenty years ago when he was walking in the forest. He still remembered the way your tiny mouth was producing such loud sounds when he found you, dressed only in a smelly diaper and a white blanket.
The way your eyes opened, shining bright with tears as you noticed him hovering you, curious of what you were doing there all alone. Who would be so cruel to leave their baby in a forest? Even if it was summer and the nights weren't as cold as in the other seasons.
He was even more surprised when he saw that you stopped crying, taking him in, as if a wave of curiosity hit you. It was unusual for a baby to not be scared of him and that was the reason he didn't like them.
That, and because they smelled. And they were annoying.
But there was something about you that made him curious. Why weren't you crying anymore?
"Such a tiny thing. This is why you humans disgust me, how could they leave you here?" he said and a small giggle left your throat. It sounded melodious. You made grabby hands and he raised his brow again. "You want up?"
You babbled, shaking your tiny hands, trying to reach him. Kars huffed, rolling his eyes. He remembered the way he thought of leaving you there, but instead, he picked you up.
If he were to estimate, he would say you were probably six months old. A sound that he supposed was a laughter came out of your mouth and you caught a piece of his hair in your tiny hand.
"Auch, auch, don't pull!" he said and you giggled again. It seemed like you were fascinated by him.
He remembered dropping you off in your blanket at a house nearby the woods and he also remembered how you cried the moment he put you down.
He remembered it all.
Now you were there, in front of him, all grown up. Your beauty never faltered and, in a way, you stayed the same.
Kars approached you, putting his hand on your shoulder. You jumped in surpise to the cold touch, turning to its source.
"Hello, do I know you?" your soft voice could be heared. Your eyes locked with his and he felt that same warmth from twenty years ago.
"Actually, you might."
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emsuemsu · 3 months
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If there's something I really love in life it's the elderly. I love old people and old people love me and that is a fact. I am a peepaw whisperer, I speak fluent grandma. So naturally I've been on a mission for some senior citizen Drarry to quench my never ending thirst.
Some of these fics do contain neurodegenerative diseases such as Alzheimer's. Some of these fics do contain MCD in a form of dying of old age. They're all tagged accordingly, if in doubt check the tags.
These are all well under 10k, and hit me up with some more geriatric Drarry recs if you have some!
About Damn Time by @lumosatnight 👴 4,045 words
All Draco wants to do is eat his custard cup and nap in peace. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, when the Flamel House for Experienced Wixen is overrun with Harry Potter and his idiot friends.
The Afterlife, According to Draco Malfoy by @stripedsilverfeline 👴 1,861 words
Tea is not a proper substitute for astral brooms': The Afterlife, according to Draco Malfoy
Age is just a number by @gnarf 👴 1,555 words
Married for decades, their life is perfect. Until Harry gets a call and hears the following words: "Mr Potter, we caught your husband stealing ten large packs of King Sized condoms."
Attic Past by @piarelei 👴 500 words
Here are his knees. Noticeable and ugly. Harry sighs, doesn’t dare look at more of himself; the skin loose around his thighs and the wrinkles crowning his eyes. “I have ugly knees,” he tells the room. Draco, predictably, is already downstairs and doesn’t answer.
Brave by @mars-bar81 👴 8,403 words
Draco had never been the brave one- that had always been Harry's job.
Easier Than Falling Asleep by @gnarf 👴 1,029 words
After a long and happy life Harry is ready to return to Kings Cross. This time it's not Dumbledore, but his husband waiting for him there and they finally get to ride the Hogwarts Express together.
Dear Life by @drarryangels 👴 5,208 words
"Draco ran his fingers over the headstone at his feet and let his creaky knees fold underneath him to sit on the grass. When he was younger, he thought he’d never get old like this. With bad joints, white hair, and off trend clothes. Harry would’ve laughed at him if he could see Draco sitting in the dirt sniffling over his lost touch in the fashion industry." Or the story where Draco and Harry get to grow old together and be happy.
I Wouldn't Change a Thing by @rei382 👴 1,380 words
Harry and Draco, an old married couple, need to pack to go to their retirement home. But Harry stumbles upon an old photo album, and all kinds of memories start to flood back.
lucidity comes before the sun sets by @squintclover 👴 707 words
Life and memories are cruel sometimes... Stealing Harry from Draco before his time.
Meeting Too Late by WSbrat 👴 1,528 words
What if Draco and Harry fell in love when it was too late? What if they fell in love anyway?
Old School by Bardo 👴 5,053 words
When he was younger, Draco Malfoy used to say sex was dead after 65. Of course, at the time, he wasn't talking about himself.
Stay with me forever, we'll ride this out together by @triggerlil 👴 420 words
In old age, Harry cares for Draco.
Two Old Coots by @sofyachy 👴 1,898 words
On their 50th anniversary, Harry and Draco are a couple of old coots who no longer care what they tell other people about their relationship, to their kids’ mortification. Gather round, children; it’s inappropriate story time.
Wiser With Age, Still Stupid in Love by @sethsevolution 👴 3,483 words
There came a point in their lives where they felt like they were only ones left and that was what finally drew them together.
Won't You Stay By My Side by @gracerene 👴 1,936 words
Harry needs to convince Draco that he is too old to continue his dangerous job as an Investigative Journalist.
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jpitha · 1 year
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More #Aliens are Gardenworlders. What happens when a Human gets approval to live on an actual Garden world?
Day 1 Hey Diary! I'm so excited! It took something like 8 weeks and practically a dozen forms, but I finally got approval to relocate to that Garden world I was telling you about! It's so nice here. Everyone is friendly, the house they assigned me to so so cute, and it's just incredibly easy to get around and get food. And the weather? It's been sunny and warm, and a local was confused when I asked what season it was. They don't have seasons! No more ice and snow! I think I'm going to like it here.
Day 28 Huh. Still sunny and warm today Diary. I expected at least some clouds or rain or a thunderstorm, but nothing yet. It's been sunny and warm all month long. They don't even count months here! They just track the days in a yearly period! Went out to my "garden" (really the forest behind my house) for some lunch and just grabbed whatever I could pick. It was all tasty and easy to eat.
Day 62 Diary. It's still sunny and warm. I don't get it. Every day is exactly the same. All the locals don't notice or care, and when I ask about weather they look at me oddly. Didn't feel like foraging today, so I just ate some of the "grass" in the backyard. It's fine, tastes like pistachio.
Day 180 OMG DIARY! It rained today! Everyone was so scared! They said it only happens once a year or so and was all worried about it. Schools were closed and everyone stayed inside. It wasn't even a thunderstorm! It just rained for about 90 minutes in the morning, then the clouds parted and it was sunny and warm again. I stood outside in the rain the whole time not even caring that I was getting wet.
Day 200 I've read just about every book I can get my hands on, twice! I've watched all the shows that I can get off my pad, human and non! (I will say, those K'laxi historical dramas are very good, but I don't like the Xenni war documentaries). I. am. bored.
Day 250 Okay, you're going to think I'm getting weird Diary, but this can't be normal. It rained once the whole time I was here, it's never gotten too cold or too hot, has always been sunny or partly sunny, I can eat practically everything around me and get this - it's so easy to sneak up on the locals. It sounds mean when I write it out, but I can just crouch in the bushes and when one walks by jump up and go BOO! And they scream and run away. The fourth time I did it, the authorities came by and asked me nicely to stop. They said they didn't want to "interfere with any human predator rituals" but that I had to "stop stalking the locals."
Day 380 It's been more than a year, and I'm more convinced than ever that I am in hell. After that one time it rained last year, it hasn't done anything else! Also, I got in trouble again for stalking the locals - I wasn't even going to attack them or anything, it's just TOO EASY to sneak up on them. I need to get another hobby or something.
Day 420 (nice!) So Diary, I got in some pretty big trouble with the planetary authorities this time. It turns out, nobody here had ever heard of Extreme Sports before. I was just so bored, that I had a motocross bike shipped over. I had found one that was just like I had when I was a kid on Earth! It was so cherry. Someone had done a lot of work to it. Anyway, I had built a little course in the back forest of my house, nothing crazy! But someone saw me doing jumps and getting some sick air, and called the authorities, worried I was "exhibiting symptoms of self-harm." They took my bike!
Day 500 Okay, I give. I can't live here anymore. If you can believe it, I'm getting burnt out on nice weather! I did a telehealth session with a human therapist off-world and they recommended I apply to be transferred back to a human world, or at least moved to a Starbase or ship. Somewhere where things can change, and there's more going on.
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ginasluttywhor3 · 1 year
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Sleep, my love
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Pairing; Matt Murdock x Reader
Pronouns; None used
Summary; Matt comes late and reader takes care of him
rating; 16-15+
contents/warnings; Fluff - cuts and bruises , blood and that’s about it i think.
Word count; 420?
Author’s Note :: i would like to say i don’t really like my writing but i’m bored so here
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I could hear the rain from behind the wall as I listened to the droplets hitting the windows and my heavy breathing. It was 5am, sunrise, and Matt hadn't come back yet. I became anxious and worried, so I closed my eyes and rested my head on the couch arm, praying that he was fine. That's when I heard loud footsteps on the roof, and the door opened wide. I looked up and saw Matt standing there in his devil suit with blood all over it. I sat up and asked, "Are you okay?" I looked concerned, knowing he wouldn't see the fear in my eyes, but he would be able to sense it.
He started walking down, but fell while walking down the stairs. I jumped and ran to him immediately, saying, "I got you, I got you," as I sat him on the couch. I quickly got the first aid kit from under the table and started taking off the suit. I saw new cuts and bruises, and gasped out in sadness. "Matt-” “It's okay, I'm okay," he said. I looked at him and replied, "No, Matt, you're not okay. This isn't okay."
I started angrily taking out the stitches and bandages. I should have been used to this already; it has been 5 years. Yet, I can't stand seeing him in pain. "When will you stop?" I said with a broken voice. "You can't keep doing this. Someone like you can't be doing this, Matt."
I started stitching him up, and i heard him say tiredly, "I thought you got used to it." I looked at his hazel sage eyes and replied, "I shouldn't be used to it. This shouldn't happen, Matt." He just nodded, and we sat in silence, listening to the muffled rain. As I stitched him up.
When the silence broke, Matt whispered, "I'm really tired." I nodded and said, "I know you are." After I finished stitching him up and sat next to him on the couch, we just laid there in silence. I looked at him, and even though sadness and anger were ripping me up from the inside, I kissed his forehead and hugged him how can I be mad at him, and i softly told him, "Sleep, my love." He stayed there on my chest, and as I played with his hair, I heard a small "I love you." I looked at him as he peacefully fell asleep and replied, "I love you too."
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supernova25 · 7 months
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Like the movies
dates with genshin men!
characters . . scaramouche, xiao, kaeya, alhaitham, albedo, childe, baizhu
a/n: added baizhu in here because i can hehe, i also made albedos part longer because i gave him too little in the original one<//3
c/w: maybe ooc for baizhu and childe maybe? i dont know them well :( | wordcount . . 420 | masterlist
scaramouche | nothing too much. he’d prefer something simple. dinner at your place or a picnic. i also feel like he’d prefer having night picnics. he also likes café dates, also arcade dates(is that what you call them?). anything simple.
xiao | another simple dinner enjoyer. if he were to pick it would be something simple, a restaurant maybe, but not too fancy. something cozy. maybe cafe dates here and there.
kaeya | an eye catching restaurant with a romantic aura. he’s also ready with a bouquet of your favorite flowers. every date with him is really memorable. 
alhaitham | it really depends. if its just a regular date then he’ll prefer something simple, if you two are going out for something special, like your birthday, anniversary, etc.. then he’d make it as memorable as possible, keeping your likes and dislikes in mind. 
albedo | i feel like i didn't do albedo justice in the last one since his part was so short. albedo prefers having you choose the dates, but if you make him decide then something so simple but super cute. movie nights, simple dinner at your place or at his place. if you like drawing then he’d just stay at home with you and draw. maybe even do that thing where you two exchange drawings every few minutes. it also depends on what you like, he puts that into consideration. if you like going out to eat then he’ll pick a restaurant, somewhere you haven't been to yet but somewhere you’ll enjoy. you like a romantic aura? then he’ll pick somewhere with a romantic aura. 
childe | ugh, dont get me started with this stupidly rich man. saying that he loves spoiling you is an understatement. he also takes every thing you like into consideration. whats your favorite type of food? italian? indian? chinese? do you want it to be really romantic? or do you want it simple? do you have a favorite restaurant? (jollibee) if so, then he’ll take you to a restaurant similar to your favorite, if theres none then he’ll take you to your favorite restaurant.
baizhu | i dont know much about baizhu so please bear with me. i asked baizhus spouse(vi) to describe his personality, so based on what she said i feel like he’ll take you somewhere new. ive also heard from vi that he’s poetic, with that being said i can see him making you some poems as a gift. (i can see him working on the poem during his break jksjsjs)
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mlm-writer · 1 year
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Pins and Needles (Peter Parker x M!Reader)
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Pairing: Peter Parker (A.G. ver.) x Virgin Cis Male Reader Rating: Explicit   Words: 1548 POV: Third Summary: Peter gets put in jail for crimes he did not commit. At least his cellmate is a nice dude. Note: For the prompt ‘virginity kink’.  See my kinktober 2022 masterlist here.   Tags: prison AU, virgin reader, the virginity kink is barely there I’m sorry, blowjob, frotting, hint of body worship, weirdly fluffy, Peter was a hoe in college (hinted) and facial
The uniform was a great fit for his well-built frame. It was all the positivity Peter could find in himself as he was guided through the long hallway in handcuffs. He had expected the other inmates to leer at him, but it was awfully quiet in this prison. Maybe the heavy metal doors were soundproof. 
When he and the guards arrived at the door with a white ‘420’ painted on it, Peter could not help but snicker a little. However, his smile vanished with the look one of the guards gave him. The black metal door opened with a heavy creak. Peter was met with the sight of a small cell consisting of two bunk beds, two chairs, a sink and a toilet. “Finally! I was getting lonely, boys!” A masculine voice called, before Peter saw a man jump from the top bed. He was handsome, Peter noted. There also was an aura of dominance around him, as if this prison was the hotel he owned. 
The handcuffs were unlocked and the guards left Peter alone with the stranger. “I would give you my real name, but then I’d have to kill you,” the man spoke cheerfully. Peter swallowed the lump in his throat. He shifted on his feet, body trying to take up as little space as possible. “Oh don’t look like that, we will have a blast!” The man stepped closer and tapped the collar around Peter’s throat. “So… a mutant, huh?” 
Peter nodded nervously and hummed. “Yeah…” The man offered his hand and Peter slowly took it. “I’m Peter,” he offered, but he did not expect a name back. He noted that the man had no collar around his neck. 
“They call me ‘Pins’ around here. You’re so skinny, boy. From now on, if anyone asks, your name is ‘Needles’. As long as you stick with me, nothing will happen to you, all right?” Peter nodded as he shook the man’s hand. 
“Pins and Needles, huh?” Peter tried to joke, but it was obvious that was the gist. 
Pins made Peter hold the inside of his pocket most of the time. Peter followed his cellmate diligently, hung around with the other guys Pins associated himself with. They were a decent bunch, though they liked to mess with the guards from time to time. They were harmless pranks. Peter got to know them all by first name and what they were in for. However, getting information out of anyone about Pins was impossible. Even Pins avoided answering any question about himself directly. All Peter got to know was his favourite song, which was at least a decade or two old. 
It was another evening in their cell, the moonlight shining through a tiny window. Pins was humming his favourite song again. Peter was enjoying the background noise, when it suddenly stopped and Pins’ head appeared upside down as the man hung over the side of the top bunk. “Hey, Needles, can I ask you something?” He still sounded jolly, but Peter recognised the seriousness hidden in his voice. That same tone was there when Pins asked if anyone or anything was bothering him. It was that same tone when Pins asked if Peter slept like sleeping beauty. Peter nodded and sat up in his bed. “Would you kiss me if I asked you to?” Pins whispered.
Peter frowned. Pins had never asked him anything like that. “Uhm…” Peter started. He then crawled over to Pins and framed his face with his hands. The last time he did this, Peter was the one hanging upside down. He leaned in slowly, allowing Pins to push him away in case the man had been joking, but Pins stayed still. His lips were chapped, but warm against Peter’s. When they parted, Pins smoothly jumped off the bunk bed and kissed Peter again. 
Peter got so easily lost in Pins’ kisses. They were full of passion, as if Pins had been waiting for this. It was at this moment that Peter realised he had been waiting for this as well. He grabbed his cellmate by the neck and dragged him onto his bed. Their heated kisses were put on hold, when Peter pulled both the orange and white shirt over Pins’ head. Pins could not speak a word, before Peter was pulling him in for another kiss once more. Peter ran his hands over Pins’ chest, determined to remember what he felt like. When Pins pinned him down by his throat, just above his collar, Peter let out a very soft ‘oh fuck’.  
“Where is this going, Needles?”
“Well I have not been able to masturbate or have sex for the last few months, so feel free to… you know… do whatever.” 
Pins was awfully quiet and unmoving. Peter wondered if he had been too forward. His fears only seemed to be confirmed, when Pins let go of his neck. “Would you let me fuck you?” Peter hummed affirmatively. “Needles… I… must confess something.” Peter sat up and took Pins’ hands in his own. “I’ve actually never done anything like that. You know… have sex.” 
Peter blinked at his cellmate, who was avoiding eye contact. “Have you ever had a blowjob?” Pins made a sound that definitely meant ‘no’ and Peter’s mind was reeling. “Handjob?” Same sound. “Not even with a woman?” Same sound. Peter could not believe it. Pins, the baddest inmate he knew, was a total virgin. It was a strange thought, but at the same time, Peter not only wanted to be Pins’ first, he needed it. “Then… may I?” 
Pins seemed hesitant with his silence, but eventually, he guided their entwined hands to his crotch. Peter felt the bulge there. He explored its shape in the dim light of the moon, after Pins let go of his hand. It was a slippery slope from feeling Pins through his uniform pants to Peter being on top of the other man and rubbing their bare cocks together.
The scary criminal was no longer here. Peter muffled Pins’ sounds with feverish kisses that got them drunk on pleasure. “Needles, I’m gonna cum real soon if you don’t pause for a second,” Pins whined. Peter remembered how soon his first time was over and he wanted this to last at least a little longer, in case his innocence was proven tomorrow and he would never get this chance again. 
Peter climbed off his cellmate and completely rid himself of his uniform. He heard Pins doing the same. “Can you do something for me?” Peter asked, while he climbed back onto his thin mattress. Pins pulled him down onto his chest. It was weirdly intimate for the image Pins built around himself, but Peter liked the idea that he was the only one to see this side of him. 
“What do you want?” Pins whispered while his fingers traced lines across Peter’s skin. Peter snuggled into the other man’s chest. He smelled of the standard bland prison soap and a hint of just Pins. 
“Can you call me Peter? Just for tonight?” Peter did not get an answer for a moment. The fingers stilled on his bare shoulder. He was afraid he asked for too much. Then he felt Pins’ lips brush the shell of his ear. Warm breath hit his skin as the man whispered a name to him. Peter repeated it under his breath. It was beautiful. It belonged to the man he had fallen in love with. 
Peter shifted and kissed down Pins’ body. Peter had already seen it every time they took a shower, but now he also got to touch it. He slid off the bed and pulled Pins’ hips to the edge of the bed. When Peter reached the other man’s cock, he licked a long stripe up the length. Pins let out a delicious sigh. Peter savoured the taste of him, wettening his cock with his tongue, before taking it into his mouth. It had been some time since the last guy he fooled around with in college, but Pins seemed to enjoy the little graces of teeth. Pins had his hand in Peter’s hair. Peter relaxed and let Pins guide him. 
“Fuck, this feels so good… Peter,” Pins whispered through his teeth. Peter could hear his breathing and recognised the laboured breath of a man trying not to cum too soon all too well. He started stroking himself. It did not take long for Pins to pull Peter off his cock. Peter awaited the inevitable with his tongue out, stroking himself vigorously. Warm cum hit him in the face and Peter had to cover his mouth so the entire cell block would not hear him moan out Pins’ real name. 
When he finished covering his own hand in cum, Peter dropped his head onto Pins’ thigh. He sighed and kissed the skin, contented in his post-orgasmic bliss. A hand ran through his hair, massaging his scalp. “Did you cum?” 
Peter chuckled. “That’s so typical of you to ask,” he giggled as he closed his eyes. “But yeah, don’t worry. How are you? Don’t regret your first time?” Peter could feel Pins shift. Then warm lips kissed the top of his head. 
“You can be my first everything, Needles.” “I’ll hold you onto that, Pins.” 
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cassieuncaged · 9 months
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would love to see some headcannons for ash williams 🫶
Sure, nonny! Here’s a bunch of miscellaneous hc’s.
TW: mention of drinking alcohol and smoking weed, swearing, etc.
In spite of playing like a suave ladies man, he’s far more clumsy and awkward in actuality. But he’ll trip over himself and play it off like he meant to do that. Maybe he did. But he probably didn't.
Isn't much of a 'gift giver'. As in, he's not good at it. Not only will he probably not remember your birthday, you'll probably be commemorating the day with a bag of S-Mart brand cheese puffs and an energy drink if he does remember.
Honestly, is a sweet teddybear of a man under a thick layer of sleaze. Which is mostly to keep others at a safe distance. Being 'the chosen one' means losing a lot of people you care about. He'd rather you don't become another stastic.
Is 420 friendly and can make a bong out of practically anything.
Enjoys shotgunning grass out of the boomstick. Also regular shotgunning because it's a perfect excuse to swap spit and kiss.
Isn't a classical romantic. Date night is typically going to a cheap dive where there's a pool table. Which he will try (and fail) to impress you with trick shots.
Loves the simple things in life like beer and cheeseburgers.
Is also a sucker for some good conversation. Likes getting to know someone past surface level. But he also loves hearing his own voice as well.
Is a sucker for some classic rock music. And a jukebox in a crummy bar. Yes, you'll have to dance with him. But you'll probably want to anyways.
Expect convenience store bouquets in plastic wrappers. He thinks that's the creme de la creme of going on a fancy date.
Will try to get fresh in the Delta. What? It worked on all his other dates.
Surprisingly affectionate. Loves giving you hugs, especially from behind as a surprise.
Is the type to convince you to take a day off from work and stay in bed with him.
Loves reptiles and honestly acts like they're just as lovable as mammalian pets (spoiler alert: they are)
Will just casually walk around with Eli the bearded dragon on his shoulder before carefully depositing him back into his terrarium.
Is a sucker for a good old fashioned movie night at a drive in.
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