#420milf

[nuclear-wiener420]

did not expect to regress into my 7th grade interests at 23 but here we are

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #monster high #mh #the hunger games #thg #catch me buying all of the hunger games series #mentally ill who #i keep seeing posts about the hunger games my tiktok fyp #and i’m finally caving #don’t even get me started on my monster high collection

[katieo1022]

#pregnant #pregnancy #belly #bumpin #baby bump #bumpstyle #bump #beautiful #maternity #baby belly #lingerie #redhead #ginger

[kissthekittyluv]

I know one day I will find my twinks who will know just what to do and just how to do it and look Sexy As Fuck doing it! Mmmm I get so wet thinking about it. Where are you?! #thiskittycan #kittyspipas #420milf #Cougar #cubs #nastymilf #thismilfcancook #thismilfwill #itonlytakesone #justtgeone #yesmydollface #justtheone (at Long Beach, California)

#kittyspipas #yesmydollface #420milf #justtgeone #itonlytakesone #cubs #thismilfwill #nastymilf #thismilfcancook #justtheone #thiskittycan #cougar

[nuclear-wiener420]

the vibe is hyperfixating on monster high once again but it’s ten years later and i’m an adult with a job so i can also buy the dolls and heal my inner child

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #monster high generation 3 #monster high g3 #mh g3 #i LOVE that the dolls have different body types #and genuinely love all of their new styles #which makes sense considering my favorite og doll was venus mcflytrap #that bitch was v colorful #anyway i have 5 dolls and plan on possibly getting two more #but for sure one i just gotta wait til my next paycheck bc i still have to adult #also if you know me irl ignore all the tags but if you get this far anyway ily

[nuclear-wiener420]

got sad horse guy tattoo today

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #🪱 #bojack horseman #bjhm #i’m FUCKING OBSESSED with this show

[nuclear-wiener420]

hyperfixating on the mental health horse show again. go figure

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #bojack horseman #bjhm #he makes me feel less shitty which isn’t the point #but also 100% helps me acknowledge my own shorty behavior bc watching bojack do it makes me cringe #i cringe enough at myself already #plus he’s funny sometimes #i guess i just need to remind myself i’m not an alcoholic horse sometimes

[nuclear-wiener420]

@/tumblr i hate the new formatting in the search bar on mobile it sucks

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #like where the fuck are my tags #don’t even get me started on the live section

[nuclear-wiener420]

magic frog

#420milf-lover #🪱 #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #tattoo #tattoos #mushroom #frog #i love him so much #he’s just a lil guy #doing wizard shit

[nuclear-wiener420]

pov: ur getting urself excited for d&d but u don’t play for 2 more weeks

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #dungeons and dragons #d&d #d&d stuff #we all have to make new characters bc we’re taking a hiatus from my dms homebrew campaign #and we’re gonna do a book campaign so we can still play but the dm isn’t super stressed out then #but pls ask me about my character #i want to info dump about them #i’ve spent the last two hours designing what they look like and filling out bits of their character sheet #i’m kinda sad i can’t play the homebrew campaign character #toasty rambles

[nuclear-wiener420]

i need validation for the soup i made so pls look at it

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #🪱 #soup #homemade soup #vegetarian broccoli cheddar soup

[nuclear-wiener420]

slight spoilers ????? read at your own risk

planning on getting a bojack horseman tattoo, debating between the “stupid piece of shit” episode where he’s a lil drawing, and the outline outside the laugh shack of bojack that herb did

both would be line art

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #bojack horseman #i am pathetic and i love this stupid horse show #i’m about to finish it for the like 6th time and i’m probably gonna rewatch it again #it makes me feel better when i’m sad #and my now ex boyfriend broke up with me so i’m allowing myself to be sad #just for a lil bit #tattoo

[nuclear-wiener420]

tumblrmart can burn in hell what the FUCK is going on with tumblr

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #first the live thing now this what the actual fuck #makes me not wanna be on tumblr for fucks sake

[nuclear-wiener420]

my friends keep buying cool gifts for me and i do not deserve my friends :’)

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #they’re both virgos btw #i love them both with my whole heart

[nuclear-wiener420]

went to god knows how many stores to try and find a nintendo switch lite, but god forbid my dumbass forgets that christmas is literally sunday

anyway i ordered it online and got a case too

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #walmart can go fuck themselves though #but also i ordered it on the walmart app anyway #bc i couldn’t on the target app #i’m v excited for it to come #it’s supposed to be here monday

[nuclear-wiener420]

pov: being gay while getting my booster

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #thoughts w/ corto #she is SO pretty and complimented my shoes but i am too chicken to ask to be friends #she seems SO cool though

[nuclear-wiener420]

*tranny* but in the spongebob font

#420milf-lover #nuclear-wiener420 #i’m so tired #i’m also not sure why i’m up as i didn’t really fall asleep that long ago #other than being too cold #which is usually what the case is #anyway thought of this and decided to dump it here