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daisynik7 · 7 months

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Idol Fan Wars

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Pairing: Aoi Todo x f!reader

Rating: Mature - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Genre: romance, comedy, canon-universe

cw: enemies-to-loves trope, fake dating trope, switching POVs (2nd and 3rd person), explicit language, sexual tension, eventual smut, fluff, slow burn

Summary: You are Tall Idol Takada-Chan’s #1 fan. You finally get a chance to attend your very first concert. There’s just one thing in your way: A himbo by the name of Aoi Todo. Worst of all, he claims to be Takada-Chan’s #1 fan. Every event you go to, he’s there, competing for the idol’s attention. Well, two can play at that game. This means war.

Aoi Todo is Takada-Chan’s biggest fan, no question. He’s got the whole summer filled with events for his favorite pop idol slash future wife. The only problem: There’s this girl who he keeps running into that also claims to be the idol’s #1 fan. Todo is always up for a little competition, so it’s on. But when Takada-Chan starts giving special treatment to them because she thinks they’re a “cute couple”, these two battling fans put their differences aside to get what they want. And maybe more than what they expect.

Author's Notes: Okay, I am FINALLY uploading this here! I published this series on ao3 November '22 and it's one of my favorites that I've written! I really love this himbo, so I'm excited to share this with you all here on Tumblr! Divider by @/saradika.

Likes, reblogs, and/or comments are always appreciated, thank you for reading!

Chapter Titles and Summaries (spoiler-free):

Chapter 1: The Takada-Chan Mall Concert - Your first ever Takada-Chan concert doesn't go as planned.

Chaper 2: The Takada-Chan Handshake Event - Takada-Chan’s first Handshake Event of the summer goes better and worse than you expect.

Chapter 3: The Takada-Chan Meet and Greet - Takada-Chan's top 2 fans are late to a Meet and Greet, but it all works out in the end.

Chapter 4: Tall Idol Takada-Chan's Birthday - You and Sara attend a Takada-Chan birthday celebration at a local café.

Chapter 5: Win a Date with Takada-Chan! Part I - You win a very exclusive contest to join in a group date with Takada-Chan! You’re able to bring a guest, but Sara is busy that day. Who else can you bring? None other than your fake boyfriend Aoi Todo.

Chapter 6: Win a Date with Takada-Chan! Part II - The second half of Takada-Chan’s big group date is underway. Or so you think.

Epilogue - All of what happens in four months of dating your new boyfriend slash past rival Aoi Todo, leading up to Takada-Chan’s “Winter Wonderland”.

Please do not plagiarize any of my works or translate without my permission!

#aoi todo #todo aoi #aoi todo x reader #aoi todo smut #todo aoi x reader #todo aoi smut #todo x reader #todo smut #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader

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chromatic-lamina · 1 year

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Hi! You seem quite knowledgeable in this, so I though you might be the right person to ask: I'm trying to find some nice heart pirates fics with them as family doing shenanigans/general stuff. Most of the fics I've found in the Heart Pirates tag in ao3 revolve around a ship involving law and the hearts are just background characters who barely do anything, which isn't what I'm looking for. Do you have any recommendations? (I've already read some of your works, but if you want to recommend those that's good too!)

Platonic Heart Pirates Fics Rec List

Wow! huge compliment.

Yeah, I wouldn't classify myself as a Hearts Pirates writer, but I do write them. I think my best characterisations of them are in my multi-chaptered works, but they're super dark, and the Hearts aren't the focus (but boy do they shine when they get the chance!).

You've probably come across my Bepo's one shots and drabble collection. There's a few shippy pieces in there, but they're clearly marked. Most are just the crew, although focus on the main four. This was also done for the Hearts' Pirates Week, so covers all named crew members (up to that point). This one shot is surprisingly popular: Dark like the North Blue Sea (aka The Sea-Hill you Die On), and you might have come across the Straw Hat and Heart Pirates crews intermingling in this fic featuring Bepo and Chopper. I'm also guessing that you probably saw the piece I wrote for the op summer festival zine: Sun Path Ozoni. An earlier version of that is in Bepo's collection! There's also Bepo's Beptober, which features everyone, but I wouldn't really say explores them in depth!

Okay, RECS!

Any of the fics with the Hearts Pirate tag by @op-sheepy Here's a link to their AO3 dash. There are quite a few Heart Pirate drabbles on their tumblr page too.

@itsxandy 's work, stormy weather, is criminally under-read. That's 22,2221 amazing words on Law's dynamic with the crew in the polar tang in close quarters. Not necessarily happy families, but, oof, it's good. Even a very plausible theory put forward for the recruitment of Clione, I think! Or maybe Uni.

Dragon_in_a_Cypress_swamp has 6 amazing Hearts & Trafalgar Law fics too. Really good (I haven't read all, but what I have read just blows me away).

This is not a place of honor by Hyperbolic Reverie (I'm not guaranteeing that all the fics are sweet). And you've probably come across

the devil knows how to row by fab_ia, is set in Law Novel land, but with flashbacks to Law's time with the Donquixote Family. It's a work in progress. But very good. The author is keats on twitter, and I think one of the guest writers for the up coming Hearts zine. Their AO3 actually has a few Hearts' fics I want to pick through.

Dunno if this counts, but the Scrubs AU with Penguin and Shachi as Law's interns, and Bepo as a trusty nurse is both hilarious and poignant. @thegrimshapeofyoursmile

Cal14's recently been uploading some of their tumblr pieces.

@slashseeker (not getting their blog come up) has some platonic stuff on their AO3 page (their slash is pretty good too though!).

And that's about all I know for now. I'm sure you've read / been pointed towards the big collection: Tales from the Heart.

Almost forgot! If you go through @purplehairedwonder 's page, towards the start of beginning to write OP (so second page), there are about 5 fics that I'd classify as Heart centric, or the Hearts seen through Law's eyes. Not necessarily shenanigans though.

It is a ship fic, and it started before a lot of the Heart Pirates were named, but razbliuto's Methyl Nitrate Pirates really builds character and crew (and it's funny). @fablecore

Hope it helps! Sorry to anyone I've forgotten. Thanks for the ask! Let me know how they go.

Remember all, drop a kudos and comment if the fics strike your fancy❤️ Makes a Heart Pirates Heart loving Heart beat heartier.

#one piece #Heart Pirates #trafalgar law #one piece fanfiction #one piece fanfic #opfanfic #op fanfic #heart pirates fic rec list #penguin one piece #shachi one piece #bepo one piece #ask and answered #chromanswers #chromafics

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rhapsodynew · 14 days

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The first pancake is a lump: unsuccessful debut performances of future rock stars

The path to the stars is thorny, and not everyone manages to overcome it at once. It may be hard to imagine now, but rock legends like AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses and Def Leppard started out with small, dirty and empty halls before reaching the status of stadium teams. Let's recall the first concerts of famous musicians, which turned out to be a complete failure.

Guns N’ Roses

Los Angeles, June 6, 1985

On June 6, 1985, Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan and Steven Adler performed for the first time under the name Guns N’ Roses in their native Los Angeles at the Troubadour Club. Immediately after that, the band went on a tour of the West Coast, in which the team was extremely unlucky. Their car broke down in Fresno, and they had to hitchhike to the next city for 40 hours to eventually find out that they would only be paid 1/5 of the promised amount for the show. The remaining concerts of the tour were canceled, but McKagan writes in his autobiography that such adventures hardened the band.

Metallica

Radio City, March 14, 1982

At Metallica's first concert, Hatfield felt insecure and clamped down. He recalled in an interview with Kerrang!:

I was very nervous and uncomfortable without a guitar. On the first song, Dave [Mustaine] broke a string. It seemed like it took forever to replace her, and I stood on the stage in complete embarrassment. We were very disappointed with this concert.

Motley Crue

April 24, 1981

At the first Motley Crue concert, the problem was not in the venue or even in the band itself, but in the audience. Well, and a little bit in the character of Vince Neal, of course. In the biography "Dirt" he recalls:

People were screaming: "Fuck you!" They were giving us the middle fingers. And then one jerk in a black AC/DC T-shirt spat phlegm that flew onto my white leather pants. Without hesitating for a second, I jumped off the stage in the middle of a sentence and started hitting him. I looked back, and Nikki lifted his bass over his head and smashed it on some guy's shoulder blade.

Def Leppard

Schaffield, United Kingdom, July 8, 1978

In addition to the fact that the musicians received only one fifth of the five pounds promised for performing at a local school, Def Leppard guitarist Steve Clark learned an important lesson about the need for a full-fledged sound check before performing. Forgetting to turn on his amplifier, Clark tried to powerfully start the show, but only caused laughter from the audience. Joe Elliot recalled:

He started twirling the guitar in his hands, like Pete Townshend did, to kick in, but nothing happened. The audience laughed.

The Police

New York, October 20, 1978

If you play your first concert in one of the most famous clubs in New York, it would seem that what could go wrong? Well, first of all, the musicians were offered to use a dirty toilet as a dressing room. Secondly, in order to cross the Atlantic, the group had to fly on a budget flight and huddle in uncomfortable small chairs along with the equipment. But the main thing is: It was worth it. The audience, even though there were very few of them, received the group warmly.

As Andy Summers recalled, "By the end of the first set, the audience jumped to their feet and started singing along." Perhaps that's what helped the band play 23 more shows in the next three weeks.

Heart

Vancouver, 1974

The first Heart concert was held in a cave, and almost literally. The club where they performed was called The Cave and, as Ann Wilson recalls in the band's biography, its walls were decorated with decorative stone. She also talked about how at that time the team was so poor that they had to eat only rice.

Troubles also plagued the musicians during the audition in front of the club owner: a sudden gust of wind knocked the guitar out of Wilson's hands. Nevertheless, Heart ignored this fact, did not consider it a bad omen and went on stage anyway. Who knows, if they had acted differently, would they have been able to achieve their success?

KISS

Queens, New York, January 30, 1973

For decades, KISS has been building huge stadiums around the world and making millions from ticket sales and merch. But in 1973, at the Popcorn Club in Queens, the band performed in front of less than a dozen people, and received only $50 for it. Gene Simmons himself organized the concert after the departure of their then manager, who stated that KISS had "the worst music he had ever heard."

AC/DC

Sydney, Australia, December 31, 1973

The musicians had only been playing together for a couple of months, and they still didn't have enough songs to put together a decent setlist. Why, Angus Young didn't have his famous school uniform yet. But neither this nor the quality of the venue prevented the band from winning the hearts of the audience at the very first show. The band's bassist Dave Evans recalled:

This place was very cool in the 50s and 60s, but when we performed there, the days of its glory were long gone. It was a small playground with a tiny stage and no dressing room

In addition, the middle-aged manager of the club turned off the electricity every 20 minutes because it seemed to him that the musicians were playing too loudly. Despite everything, Young told me:

This concert was just wild. On New Year's Eve, the atmosphere is already wild, but if you add to this what we did, you get complete madness.

Yes

Essex, United Kingdom, August 3, 1968

The first performance of the Yes band took place just a week after its founding. Chris Squire, John Anderson, Peter Banks, Bill Bruford and Tony Kaye went to perform at a youth camp in Essex. They didn't have much time to prepare, and there were a lot of covers on the setlist, but the band performed them in their own way, in a progressive rock style. Banks recalls that they made their own arrangements for all the compositions, but they did it with respect to the original.

The Doors

Los Angeles, March 1966

The Doors' first performance took place on the legendary Sunset Strip, where the famous Troubadour and Whisky a Go-Go clubs were located. But Morrison and company performed at an institution called The London Fog, where they shared a tiny stage with exotic dancers. This club was a favorite place for alcoholics, prostitutes and various slippery types, but the show there gave The Doors the opportunity to try their hand on stage and subsequently form a corporate style of performances.

The Velvet Underground

New Jersey, December 11, 1965

The auditorium of a high school in New Jersey turned out to be not the most suitable place for the debut of Lou Reed and his team performing experimental and intellectual rock and roll. The band played only three songs, and managed to capture the attention of only half of the audience of students and their parents. There She Goes was a safe option to start the show, which is not true of the songs Venus In Furs and Heroin that followed.

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mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea · 10 days

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Fandom asks for MCU <3! 3, 5 (Loki), 6, 9, 17 (Tony), 22 (Emma)

3. NoTP?

Scott Summers/Jean Grey, Logan/Jean Grey, Anyone/Jean Grey (I mean, if I have to have her around in a fic and shipped with anyone, it's usually another character I don't dig either), Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, Anyone/Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers/Sharon Carter, Steve, Bucky, Sam/Brock Rumlow, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (I mean, I can deal with their relationship as a past relationship turned best friends, but I'm not gonna read or write their ship as I think they weren't really healthy for each other - like Ross and Rachel.) Loki/Grandmaster (I will make references to it as a past thing that Loki did for survival but he hates it). Loki/Thor (There's some pretty-pretty artwork out there, and I will acknowledge that it's gorgeous and can enjoy it as artwork, but as an actual pairing, no. Just not my thing.)

5. Out of all your fanworks that include [Loki], which is your favourite?

Obviously, my on-going WIP series Hemispheres would be the top of that favorite list, but then I'd have to say I'm torn between these two:

What's on your mind, half of the time, (brother mine)

and

A little shy and sad of eye but very wise was he

Both of them feature Loki in vulnerable moments. The first one, he's like 5 and tiny and adorable and scared of the storm. He gets to meet a stranger who boosts his confidence a little. And the second one, he comes back after a grueling time in Asgard with Thor, who's still being far too bullying, and his friends and is really low about it, and Tony gathers everyone up to make a blanket fort (as Loki's never experienced one before), order Loki's favorite take-out, and watch movies to comfort him. Wholly self-indulgent on the comfort side.

6. Show us a bit of a WIP!

From "Too weird to live, too rare to die" (Justin Hammer/Loki)

“So Loki made friends with Natasha by helping her with mission stuff?” Justin roped them back around to the other topic.

Nodding, he answered, “Yeah. He did some spellwork for her. Imbued it into a piece of jewelry that essentially all she’s gotta do is think about how she wants to look, and that’s how she looks. The spell lasts as long as she needs it to, and then when she’s ready to not look different, she just thinks of herself and bam. Nat again. No more dying her hair unless she wants to, no more contacts, no more tech that can blitz out on her.”

Justin looked impressed. A little skeptical, him being a tech and science guy like Tony, especially tech, but still impressed. He wondered how Loki’s ‘magic’ could be utilized in their own tech, but he figured Tony had already been thinking about that.

“Nice. Sounds like he’s much better as an ally than an adversary,” Justin remarked as he finished with the last of the dishes. He dried his hands and hung up the towel again.

Tony took in how easily Justin took on the domestic task of dishes. Seems like he learned some humility in prison, after all, and wasn’t looking to be waited on anymore. Perhaps there was hope for guys like them after all.

“Much better as an ally, though don’t let the gentle smiles and the fun tea parties he has with Morgan fool you. He’s still dangerous when he wants to be. He’s like a cat. Don’t rub him the wrong way or you’ll find his claws slashing your hamstrings,” he joked, but the serious look in Tony’s eyes said he wasn’t actually joking.

Justin walked over to the fridge, grabbing a glass along the way, and filled it up with ice and water. He took Tony’s glass from him to fill it up, too, and handed it back, refusing to see the pleasant surprise in that gaze that followed him around to take a seat at one of the tall chairs at the counter. Cold, pure water rushed down his throat and gave him time to think of how to respond to what Tony said. Setting the glass on the counter, Justin turned it around and around, watching as the water remained calm even in its movement.

“You think Loki’s dangerous to people here and you let him stay? He’s really close to Morgan from what I hear. I don’t see him much. Passing in the halls, when we eat. That’s about it, but your kid adores him.” Justin let out a breathy laugh. “I think she adores all of us, though, so I think that’s just her. Big heart.” Like her dad.

Moving across the kitchen so he could belly up to the counter next to Justin, Tony took a drink of his water and set the glass down. Two men, both at one time consumed by the big buck, by reputation and prestige and power, by controlling the playing field where weapons and tech were concerned, rivals – not bitterly so but rivals nevertheless, now sitting side by side, drinking fucking water for fuck’s sake, when they used to be dripping in the finest whiskey and women. Burying the hatchet, and not in each other’s skulls.

Tony never would’ve believed it could happen, especially not after he and Rhodey had to face down Vanko and the shitstorm he brought that Justin bankrolled.

It was kind of nice, though, given that one of the last people Tony’d wronged in the past had injected his ex with Extremis, which still made Pepper a fiery handful to deal with, but at least, they’d gotten a handle on it for her so that she did set people on fire with her fists anymore. While he’d never specifically wronged Justin the way he had Aldrich Killian (and really wronged was a little strong for just saying he’d been a spoiled dismissive asshole), he had been a dismissive asshole, which pushed Justin to make one of the worst decisions of his life.

“I don’t think Loki’s a danger to Morgan ever,” Tony finally stated and tilted his head to meet Justin’s curious stare. “I don’t think Loki’s a danger to me or Bruce or probably not Thor anymore. Not since we’ve all sorta ganged up on Thor and told him not to be a dick to his brother. The stabbing’s stopped at any rate. You, though. He doesn’t know you well enough yet, so I’d just say...tread carefully. You never know when you’ll end up on a mission with him.”

“Yeah, about that,” a voice from behind them announced.

Tony and Justin swiveled their seats.

Phil Coulson met their eyes.

9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!

Okay look, I have so many bookmarks and fics I could recommend that are tear-jerkers, kept me on the edge of my seat through months and months, that made me swoon, and I could easily give any and all of those. I could and I would! But this asks for one fic, and I'm gonna go with one that made me LOL so hard it woke up dog up from a nap in the other room and had my sister asking me if I was okay because for a second, I couldn't breathe.

Clark's Chicken by @kleenexwoman

I don't normally read DC fanfic. I like DC okay enough to know generally who the major players are, but I'm not invested. However, I am invested in my friends and their creative sparks, unless I'm just really not at all into a particular fandom. I can't really write a full review to say what it's about other than it's not exactly safe for work, definitely not for kids, though teenagers would love this, I think. I think that's why I love it - I'm still 12 and masturbation and fart jokes make me giggle. (There are no fart jokes in this, but discussion around masturbation is.) I want as many people as possible to read this fic because all the laughter in the world could finally heal humanity, I think, and if we could all laugh our asses off at this one, it could drive out the darkness all around us these days. Seriously, I believe this fic has the potential to lighten the world, to drive out the fascists, to heal the sick and sad, to build a protective bubble around the vulnerable - all through the laughter that this fic will grace people with. READ IT AND LEAVE KLEENEXWOMAN SOME LOVE ON IT.

17. What's a book, movie, or show you think [Tony] would like?

Book - American Gods - He really rooted for the New Gods at first, especially Technical Boy and Media, but somewhere in it, he really dug Mr. Wednesday, Mr. World (and especially Mr. World's reveal).

Movie - Real Genius

Show - McGyver (remake)

22. Give us a headcanon for [Emma]

So many people give Emma shit for being cold, stand-offish, and snobby, and because of this, Emma performs that to perfection. However, around those who see past this barrier, she's loving, warm, tender, kind, encouraging, compassionate, and has one of the biggest hearts they've ever met - and she uses her big bucks to take care of the people she loves.

Thanks for the asks!!!

Fandom Ask Game.

#Fandom Ask Game #stormxpadme #Thanks for the asks!

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danpuff-ao3 · 5 months

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@hprecfest Part 1/3: Days 1-10

Day 1: a favorite fic under 5k

An Unwanted Intrusion

by babygray (@babygray). Harry/Severus. Rated: G. Words: 2,320. Underage. Pre-slash. Implied child abuse.

After the Dementors visit Little Whinging, Severus Snape pays a visit on No. 4 Privet Drive. He interacts with the Dursleys, contemplates kissing Potter, and then leaves because he had other things to do, like not kiss Potter.

I have a great love of short fics, so I figured this would be hard to narrow down, but this was the first fic that came to mind, from an author I’ve long loved!

Day 2: a comfort fic

Lovers Reunited - Now with a special buff!

by khaleesisophie, silver_drip (@hereiamwithmyninjaclan, @silverdrip). Harry/Severus. Rated: T. Words: 10,061. Muggle AU.

MMORPGs are a fun way to pass the time and spend time with your friends- and hey, Harry might just find true love along the way.

This is the comfiest of comfort fics. It’s funny, self-indulgent, and just a plain good time. Whenever I’m having a bad day, it always lifts my spirit!

Day 3: a podfic

[Podfic] Contempt

by MrVillain (@mrviran) (narrator), danpuff (writer). Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Length: 2 hours 14 minutes. Angst. Enemies to lovers. Cheating.

Harry hates Snape, and he always will. (He will, won’t he?)

…okay maybe this is a little conceited seeing as it’s a podfic of my fic, but Viran did a great job with it and I’m still obsessed! 😍

[podfic] The Dreaming Spires

by JocundaSykes (narrator), DementorDelta (writer). Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Time: 3 hours 3 minutes.

Severus Snape gets on with his life after the war.

A second rec for this prompt, because I couldn’t not rec JocundaSykes! And while it was hard to narrow down, as Joc is the podfic QUEEN, I’m pretty sure this is my favorite! A story I love so much, so perfectly presented!

Day 4: a fic with art

Ghosts of Christmas

by PinaNaponi (@vulnerasanenturmyprince). Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: E. Words: 45,102. Fluff & smut. Postwar. Injury recovery. Hurt/comfort.

Prompt #53: Harry visits a recuperating Severus at Spinner’s End at Christmas and ends up learning quite a lot from Eileen, who has been taking care of him. A story about recovery, ghosts of the past and forgiveness.

My sweet friend Nina wrote this fic, and it’s one of my favorites she’s done! She also drew art to accompany it, which is a fine reminder of how multi-talented she is! Also: I love that this fic features Eileen Snape! Gosh, it’s such a good one!

Day 5: a non-AO3 fic

Sunrises

by Julia the Younger. Rated: E. Words: 73,552. First time. Postwar. Romance.

Harry’s eighteen, he’s just destroyed Voldemort and saved the world and now he’s returning to Hogwarts, this time as the new Assistant Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Unfortunately he’s still not quite over the events of the summer and, stuck at Hogwarts without his friends, with a Professor who seems to resent Harry for breathing, a developing awareness of his horny eighteen year old sexuality and some rather disturbing nightmares, Harry’s not feeling the best.

WTP (walkingtheplank) has so many great Snarries on it! But I think this is one of 2 fics I visit most often there…so here’s this one, and the other...

Reconciling Lily’s Eyes

by persepolis130. Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 52,175. Postwar. Snape lives. Dysfunctional relationship. Minor Harry/Ginny. Cheating.

Had Harry known “bonding” with his former professor would lead him to three different countries, a hastily-planned wedding and his pants around his ankles in Snape’s sitting room, he wouldn’t have quit his day job. Or…maybe he would've… What it’s like to fall in love with someone you absolutely cannot stand, who happens to still be in love with your mum.

It’s so good! Weird and funny and hot and also features a strangely romantic speech from Harry that I’m obsessed with. I need this fic to get more love so I can scream about it with people.

Day 6: an unreliable narrator fic

An Escape

by LilaDiurne (@liladiurne). Rated: E. Words: 2,718. Underage. Student/teacher. Muggle AU. Grooming. Extreme dub-con. Child abuse.

“You must understand that you’re putting me in a very difficult position,” Severus says softly. “I know,” the boy mutters. “And if anyone were to find out, I could lose my job.” “Sir, please. I won’t tell anyone, I swear. I’ll do anything.” Severus sighs heavily, reluctantly. But secretly his heart is thumping in anticipation. “Very well. Get on with it.” There is a pause. A few shaky breaths again. Potter’s eyes dart up, look around the empty lot, either to ensure that there is no one around to see, or perhaps hoping for a way out, an escape. But there is no escape, Severus has made sure of it. He’s worked hard for nearly a year to make the boy understand that he is the only escape.

Dirtybadwrong and I LOVE IT. Chemistry Teacher Severus reveals his true colors bit by bit here, and it’s quite a ride for 2k words!

Dead Boys

by Evandar. Barty Jr (Moody)/Harry, Barty Jr/Regulus. Rated: M. Words: 1,072. Underage. Student/teacher. Consent issues.

Harry Potter reminds Barty too much of his old lover. He’s not a good enough man to be able to resist.

This is one of those stories that has burrowed itself deep in my brain. It’s so dark and dirty and fucked up and delicious.

Day 7: a canon-compliant fic

The Syntax of Things

by Arrisha (@arrisha-ao3). Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 200,436. Underage. Student/teacher. Tragedy. Fluff & angst. First time. Forbidden love. Character study.

A short-lived series of private lessons took place after Christmas in Harry Potter’s fifth school year, during which Severus Snape attempted to teach Harry the skill of Occlumency. The lessons were ultimately cancelled when Harry was caught prying into Snape’s memories, discovering the strangest things: A mysterious prophecy connected Harry’s fate with Voldemort’s, Harry’s dad was an insufferable bully, and Severus Snape had been in love with Harry’s mum. Naturally, Harry now has a million questions. Snape would prefer to answer none. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. The same question arises in every soul: “For what, for whom, must I kill and be killed?” …Or, a classic approach to stubbornness.

…canon compliant. We know how this ends. 🥺 But like all of Arrisha’s work, this is heart-wrenching and gorgeous and such a true and beautiful and tragic Snarry tale.

Day 8: a canon-divergent fic

Chrysalis

by starcrossedgirl. Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 84,631. First time. Mental Health Issues. Hurt/comfort. Romance.

In which Harry is a tad messed up after the war, but Snape gives him a run for his money. Or: an epic tale of PTSD, recovery and gay porn! (For detailed warnings, please see author’s notes.)

Ah yes, the fic I can’t stop reading! (I’ve read it back to back on a few occasions). It’s truly such a great love story, with great characterization of messy and flawed people coming together and working together to be together.

Day 9: a rare pair fic

Intruder

by Delphi. Filch/Snape. Rated: E. Words: 4,341. Underage. Voyeurism. POV Outsider.

Peter Pettigrew breaks into Filch’s rooms to retrieve James’s confiscated Invisibility Cloak and ends up seeing something he shouldn’t.

Snilch is underrated, and Delphi’s Snilch is amazing! This is my favorite as I’m a sucker for voyeurism and this is BEYOND HOT.

The Claiming

by lq_traintracks (@lqtraintracks). Harry/Scorpius. Rated: E. Words: 904. Mild angst. Rough sex.

No summary given. No summary needed. Scarry is my guilty pleasure ship (me cheating on my beloved Snarry, oh no) and this Scarry in particular hits my sweet spot of angsty and steamy and short. Just a quick hit of the good stuff. It lives in my head and it’s one of those where I have spent too much time thinking about it, the events that must have come before, what might have come after, etc. LQT has so many great fics but this is one of my favorites. Top 5 for sure (right? There’s so many to choose from but c'mon this one is great.)

Day 10: a fest fic

Something to Say

by silvereye5 (@silvereye5). Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 29,714.

A strange curse leaves Harry as the only one able to understand Snape, but Harry has no desire to hear anything Snape has to say to him.

Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2021.

I love a fic that plays with Parseltongue, and I love how bitter Harry is here and a Harry who doesn’t do the “right thing” right away. He’s not Mr. Perfect or Mr. Goody-Goody, and I love him for it.

#danpuff recs #hp rec fest #days 1-10

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spi-d3r · 1 year

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All Breathing Styles and Forms!!!

SUN BREATHING (13 forms)

Also called Hinokami Kagura or The original Breathing

‌First Form: Dance (円えん舞ぶ) whit variant by tanjiro: Dancing Flash (円えん舞ぶ一いっ閃せん)

‌Second form: Clear Blue Sky (碧へき羅らの天てん)

‌Third Form: Raging Sun (烈れつ日じつ紅こう鏡きょう)

‌Fourth Form: Burning Bones, Summer Sun (灼しゃっ骨こつ炎えん陽よう)

‌Fifth Form: Setting Sun Transformation (斜しゃ陽よう転てん身しん)

‌Sixth Form: Solar Heat Haze (飛ひ輪りん陽かげ炎ろう)

‌Seventh Form: Beneficent Radiance (輝き輝き恩おん光こう)

‌Eighth Form: Sunflower Thrust (陽よう華か突とつ)

‌Ninth Form: Dragon Sun Halo Head Dance (日にち暈うんの龍りゅう・頭かぶり舞まい)

‌Tenth Form: Fire Wheel (火か車しゃ)

‌Eleventh Form: Fake Rainbow (幻げん日にち虹こう)

‌Twelfth Form: Flame Dance (炎えん舞ぶ)

‌Thirteenth Form (拾じゅう参さんノ型かた)

KNOWN USERS: Yoriichi Tsugikuni, Sumiyoshi, Tanjuro Kamado, Tanjiro Kamado

WATER BREATHING (11 forms)

One of the five main Breathing Styles

‌First Form: Water Surface Slash (壱いちノ型かた　水みな面も斬ぎり)

‌Second Form: Water Wheel (弐にノ型かた　水みず車ぐるま) whit variation Lateral Water Wheel (弐にノ型かた・改かい　横よこ水みず車ぐるま)

‌Third Form: Flowing Dance (参さんノ型かた　流りゅう流りゅう舞まい)

‌Fourth Form: Striking Tide (肆しノ型かた　打うち潮しお) whit variant Striking Tide, Turbulent (打うち潮しお・乱らん)

‌Fifth Form: Blessed Rain After the Drought (伍ごノ型かた　干かん天てんの慈じ雨う)

‌Sixth Form: Whirlpool (陸ろくノ型かた　ねじれ渦うず), whit variant Whirlpool, Flow (ねじれ渦うず・流りゅう流りゅう)

‌Seventh Form: Drop Ripple Thrust (漆しちノ型かた　雫しずく波は紋もん突づき) whit variation Drop Ripple Thrust, Curve (雫しずく波は紋もん突づき・曲きょく)

‌Eighth Form: Waterfall Basin (捌はちノ型かた　滝たき壼つぼ)

‌Ninth Form: Splashing Water Flow, Turbulent (玖くノ型かた　水すい流りゅう飛沫しぶき・乱らん)

‌Tenth Form: Constant Flux (拾じゅうノ型かた　生せい生せい流る転てん)

‌Eleventh Form: Dead Calm (拾じゅう壱いちノ型かた　凪なぎ), created by water hashira Giyu Tomioka

KNOWN USERS: Giyu Tomioka (Hashira), Tanjiro Kamado, Sakonji Urokodaki Sabito, Makomo, Aoi Kanzaki, Murata

FLAME BREATHING (9 forms, only 6 known)

One of the five main Breathing Styles

‌First Form: Unknowing Fire (壱いちノ型かた　不知火しらぬい)

‌Second Form: Rising Scorching Sun (弐にノ型かた　昇のぼり炎えん天てん)

‌Third Form: Blazing Universe (参さんノ型かた　氣き炎えん万ばん象しょう)

‌Fourth Form: Blooming Flame Undulation (肆しノ型かた　盛せい炎えんのうねり)

‌Fifth Form: Flame Tiger (伍ごノ型かた　炎えん虎こ)

‌Ninth Form: Rengoku (玖くノ型かた　煉れん獄ごく)

KNOWN USERS: Rengoku Kyojuro (Hashira), all the male members of Rengoku family

WIND BREATHING (9 forms)

One of the five main Breathing Styles

‌First Form: Dust Whirlwind Cutter (壱いちノ型かた　鹿じん旋せん風ぷう・削そぎ)

‌Second Form: Claws-Purifying Wind (弐にノ型かた　爪そう々そう・科しな戸と風かぜ)

‌Third Form: Clean Storm Wind Tree (参さんノ型かた　晴せい嵐らん風ふう樹じゅ)

‌Fourth Form: Rising Dust Storm (肆しノ型かた　昇しょう上じょう砂さ塵じん嵐らん)

‌Fifth Form: Cold Mountain Wind (伍ごノ型かた　木こ枯がらし颪おろし)

‌Sixth Form: Black Wind Mountain Mist (陸ろくノ型かた　黒こく風ふう烟えん嵐らん)

‌Seventh Form: Gale, Sudden Gusts (漆しちノ型かた　頸けい風ふう・天てん狗ぐ風かぜ)

‌Eighth Form: Primary Gale Slash (捌はちノ型かた　初しょ烈れっ風かざ斬きり)

‌Ninth Form: Idaten Typhoon (玖くノ型かた　韋い駄だ天てん台たい風ふう)

KNOWN USERS: Sanemi Shinazugawa (Hashira), Masachika Kumeno

STONE BREATHING (5 forms)

One of the five main breathing Styles

‌First Form: Serpentinite Bipolar (壱いちノ型かた　蛇じゃ紋もん岩がん・双そう極きょく)

‌Second Form: Upper Smash (弐にノ型かた　天てん面めん砕くだき)

‌Third Form: Stone Skin (参さんノ型かた　岩がん軀くの膚はだえ)

‌Fourth Form: Volcanic Rock, Rapid Conquest (肆しノ型かた　流りゅう紋もん岩がん・速そく征せい)

‌Fifth Form: Arcs of Justice (伍ごノ型かた　瓦が輪りん刑ぎょう部ぶ)

KNOWN USER: Gyomei Himejima (Hashira)

THUNDER BREATHING (7 forms)

One of the five main breathing Styles

‌First Form: Thunderclap and Flash (壱いちノ型かた　霹へき靂れき一いっ閃せん) improved by Zenitsu in Sixfold (六ろく連れん), Eightfold (八はち連れん) and Godspeed (神しん速そく)

‌Second Form: Rice Spirit (弐にノ型かた　稲いな魂だま)

‌Third Form: Thunder Swarm (参さんノ型かた　聚しゅう蚊ぶん成せい雷らい)

‌Fourth Form: Distant Thunder (肆しノ型かた　遠えん雷らい)

‌Fifth Form: Heat Lightning (伍ごノ型かた　熱ねつ界かい雷らい)

‌Sixth Form: Rumble and Flash (陸ろくノ型かた　電でん轟ごう雷らい轟ごう)

‌Seventh Form: Honoikazuchi no Kami (漆しちノ型かた　火ほの雷いかづちの神かみ) created by Zenitsu

KNOWN USERS: Zenitsu Agatsuma, Kaigawa, Jigoro Kuwajima

MOON BREATHING (16 forms, only 11 known)

derivate from Sun Breathing

‌First Form: Dark Moon, Evening Palace (壱いちノ型かた　闇やみ月づき・宵よいの宮みや)

‌Second Form: Pearl Flower Moongazing (弐にの型かた　珠しゅ華かノ弄ろう月げつ)

‌Third Form: Loathsome Moon, Chains (参さんノ型かた　厭えん忌き月づき・銷つがり)

‌Fifth Form: Moon Spirit Calamitous Eddy (伍ごノ型かた　月げっ魄ぱく災さい渦か)

‌Sixth Form: Perpetual Night, Lonely Moon - Incessant (陸ろくノ型かた　常とこ夜よ孤こ月げつ・無む間けん)

‌Seventh Form: Mirror of Misfortune, Moonlit (漆しちノ型かた　厄やっ鏡きょう・月づき映ばえ)

‌Eighth Form: Moon-Dragon Ringtail (捌はちノ型かた　月げつ龍りゆう輪りん尾び)

‌Ninth Form: Waning Moonswaths (玖くノ型かた　降くだり月づき・連れん面めん)

‌Tenth Form: Drilling Slashes, Moon Through Bamboo Leaves (拾じゅうノ型かた　穿せん面めん斬ざん・蘿ら月げつ)

‌Fourteenth Form: Catastrophe, Tenman Crescent Moon (拾じゅう肆しノ型かた　兇きょう変へん・天てん満まん繊せん月げつ)

‌Sixteenth Form: Moonbow, Half Moon (拾じゅう陸ろくノ型かた　月虹げっこう・片かた割われ月づき)

KNOWN USER: Michikatsu Tsugikuni/Kokushibo

SOUND BREATHING (5 forms, only 3 known)

Derivate from Thunder Breathing

‌First Form: Roar (壱いちノ型かた　轟とどろき)

‌Fourth Form: Constant Resounding Slashes (肆しノ型かた　響きょう斬ざん無む間けん)

‌Fifth Form: String Performance (伍ごノ型かた　鳴めい弦げん奏そう々そう)

KNOWN USER: Tengen Uzui (Hashira)

FLOWER BREATHING (7 forms, only 5 known)

Derivate from Water Breathing

‌Second Form: Honorable Shadow Plum (弐にノ型かた　御み影かげ梅うめ)

‌Fourth Form: Crimson Hanagoromo (肆しノ型かた　紅べに花はな衣ごろも)

‌Fifth Form: Peonies of Futility (伍ごノ型かた　徒あだの芍しゃく薬やく)

‌Sixth Form: Whirling Peach (陸ろくノ型かた　渦うず桃もも)

‌Final Form: Equinoctial Vermilion Eye (終ついノ型かた　彼ひ岸がん朱しゅ眼がん)

KNOWN USERS: Kanae Kocho (death Hashira), Kanao Tsuyuri

LOVE BREATHING (6 forms, only 5 known)

Derivate from Flame Breathing

‌First Form: Shivers of First Love (壱いちノ型かた　初はつ恋こいのわななき)

‌Second Form: Love Pangs (弐にノ型かた　懊おう悩のう巡めぐる恋こい)

‌Third Form: Catlove Shower (参さんノ型かた　恋こい猫ねこしぐれ)

‌Fifth Form: Swaying Love, Wildclaw (伍ごノ型かた　揺ゆらめく恋れん情じょう・乱みだれ爪づめ)

‌Sixth Form: Cat-Legged Winds of Love (陸ろくノ型かた　猫ねこ足あし恋こい風かぜ)

KNOWN USER: Mitsuri Kanroji (Hashira)

INSECT BREATHING (4 forms)

Derivate from Flower Breathing

‌Butterfly Dance: Caprice (蝶ちょうノ舞まい　戯たわむれ)

‌Dance of the Bee Sting: True Flutter (蜂ほう牙がノ舞まい　真ま靡なびき)

‌Dance of the Dragonfly: Compound Eye Hexagon (蜻せい蛉れいノ舞まい　複ふく眼がん六ろっ角かく)

‌Dance of the Centipede: Hundred-Legged Zigzag (蜈ご蚣こうノ舞まい　百ひゃく足そく蛇じゃ腹ばら)

KNOWN USER: Shinobu Koucho (Hashira)

MIST BREATHING (7 forms)

Derivate from Wind Breathing

‌First Form: Low Clouds, Distant Haze (壱いちノ型かた　垂すい天てん遠とお霞がすみ)

‌Second Form: Eight-Layered Mist (弐にノ型かた　八や重え霞かすみ)

‌Third Form: Scattering Mist Splash (参さんノ型かた　霞か散さんの飛し沫ぶき)

‌Fourth Form: Shifting Flow Slash (肆しノ型かた　移い流りゅう斬ぎり)

‌Fifth Form: Sea of Clouds and Haze (伍ごノ型かた　霞か雲うんの海うみ)

‌Sixth Form: Lunar Dispersing Mist (陸ろくノ型かた　月つきの霞か消しょう)

‌Seventh Form: Obscuring Clouds (漆しちノ型かた　朧おぼろ) created by Muichiro Tokito

KNOWN USER: Muichiro Tokito (Hashira)

SERPENT BREATHING (5 forms)

Derivate from Water Breathing

‌First Form: Winding Serpent Slash (壱いちノ型かた　委い蛇だ斬ぎり)

‌Second Form: Venom Fangs of the Narrow Head (弐にノ型かた　狭きょう頭ずの毒どく牙が)

‌Third Form: Coil Choke (参さんノ型かた　塒とぐろ締じめ)

‌Fourth Form: Twin-Headed Reptile (肆しノ型かた　頸けい蛇じゃ双そう生せい)

‌Fifth Form: Slithering Serpent (伍ごノ型かた　蜿えん蜿えん長ちょう蛇だ)

KNOW USER: Obanai Iguro (Hashira)

BEAST BREATHING (11 forms/fangs)

Derivated from Wind Breathing

‌First Fang: Pierce (壱いちノ牙きば　穿うがち抜ぬき)

‌Second Fang: Slice (弐にノ牙きば　切きり裂さき)

‌Third Fang: Devour (参さんノ牙きば　喰くい裂ざき)

‌Fourth Fang: Slice 'n' Dice (肆しノ牙きば　切きり細こま裂ざき)

‌Fifth Fang: Crazy Cutting (伍ごノ牙きば　狂くるい裂ざき)

‌Sixth Fang: Palisade Bite (陸ろくノ牙きば　乱らん杭ぐい咬がみ)

‌Seventh Form: Spatial Awareness (漆しちノ型かた　空くう間かん識しき覚かく)

‌Eighth Form: Explosive Rush (捌はちノ型かた　爆ばく裂れつ猛もう進しん)

‌Ninth Fang: Extending Bendy Slash (玖くノ牙きば　伸しん・うねり裂ざき)

‌Tenth Fang: Whirling Fangs (拾じゅうノ牙きば　円えん転てん旋せん牙が)

‌Sudden Throwing Strike (思おもいつきの投なげ裂さき)

KNOWN USER: Inosuke Hashibira

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #hashira #hinokami kagura #breathing styles #breathing forms #tanjiro kamado #zenitsu agatsuma #inosuke #ecc ecc

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paperanddice · 1 year

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A herald of the end of summer, the knight of autumn gate is a dream that manifests only on the border between the seasons. As the harvest ends, the nights grow longer and colder, the dreams of the population turn to the harvest celebrations and the knight may appear. Unfortunately, when one appears it always demands a sacrifice, and what exactly each one demands is highly unpredictable. Some merely call for some livestock, but others will demand humanoid life. If satisfied, the knight will stand protection over the settlement and people who dreamed it into being for a fortnight, before making a new demand for sacrifice. If provided its second sacrifice, it then vanishes. If either sacrifice is refused, the knight will go on a rampage, destroying as much as it can for a short time before vanishing. Sometimes it may rampage for mere moments, sometimes its rampage will last for hours, it depends on how offended the knight is by the refusal of its demands.

In other settings, the knight could be a fey guardian of sorts. It remains a manifestation of the season's change, but its actions are guided by fey logic instead of dream logic. Unfortunately for the creatures it approaches, those two kinds of logic are quite similar and the poor folk will still be left trying to parse out what particular demands the knight will make of them, and how to refuse them without causing offense. Originally from the Dreamblade base set. This post came out a week ago on my Patreon. If you want to get access to all my monster conversions early, as well as access to my premade adventures and other material I’m working on, consider backing me there!

5th Edition

Knight of Autumn Gate Large aberration, unaligned Armor Class 18 (plate) Hit Points 168 (16d10 + 80) Speed 30 ft. Str 22 (+6) Dex 15 (+2) Con 20 (+5) Int 13 (+1) Wis 12 (+1) Cha 17 (+3) Saving Throws Str +10, Wis +5, Cha +7 Skills Athletics +10, Intimidation +7, Stealth +6 Condition Immunities frightened, unconscious Senses passive Perception 11 Languages any two languages Challenge 11 (7200 XP) Silent Armor. The knight doesn't have disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks even though it wears heavy armor. Sleepless Guardian. The knight doesn't require food, drink, or sleep. Variable Illumination. The knight sheds bright light in a 5- to 30- foot cone and dim light for an additional number of feet equal to the chosen distance. The knight can alter the distance, or turn the light off completely, as a bonus action. At the start of each of its turns, the knight decides which way the cone faces. A creature inside the light created by this trait has disadvantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws. Actions Multiattack. The knight of autumn gate makes two Longsword attacks, or 1d4 Spit Spark attacks. Longsword. Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d8+6) slashing damage or 17 (2d10+6) slashing damage if used with two hands, plus 4 (1d8) fire damage. Spit Spark. Ranged Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d6+2) fire damage. Fire Light (Recharge 5-6). The bright light shed by the knight's Variable Illumination brightens and heats up to a painful temperature. Flammable objects in the area that aren't being worn or carried ignite. Each creature in that area must make a DC 17 Constitution saving throw. On a failure, the target takes 44 (8d10) fire damage and catches fire; until someone takes an action to douse the fire, the creature takes 5 (1d10) fire damage at the start of each of its turns. If the saving throw is successful, the target takes half the fire damage and doesn't catch fire. Spellcasting. The knight casts one of the following spells, requiring no material components and using Charisma as the spellcasting ability: (spell save DC 15): At will: disguise self, fear, hideous laughter, knock, suggestion 1/day each: hallucinatory terrain Legendary Actions The knight of autumn gate can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The knight of autumn gate regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn. Look Around. The knight can change the distance and direction of its Variable Illumination. Spit. The knight makes a Spit Spark attack. Cast Spell (Costs 2 Actions). The knight can cast an at will spell using its Spellcasting. Longsword (Costs 2 Actions). The knight makes one longsword attack.

13th Age

Knight of Autumn Gate Large 8th level troop [aberration] Initiative: +11 Burning Blade +13 vs. AC (2 attacks) - 30 damage. Natural Even Hit: The target also takes 15 fire damage. R: Spit Sparks +13 vs. PD (1d4 attacks against nearby enemies) - 15 fire damage. Natural 16+: The target also takes 5 ongoing fire damage. C: Fire Light +13 vs. PD (1d3+1 creatures in a group) - 35 fire damage. Natural 14+: The target also takes 10 ongoing fire damage. Limited Use: 1/battle, when the escalation die is 2+. The knight has a -2 penalty to spit spark attacks after it uses this attack. Fear: When engaged with the knight, enemies that have 48 hit points or fewer are dazed and do not add the escalation die to their attacks. Jack-o-Lantern: At the start of each of its turns the knight can choose 1d3 nearby enemies in a group. Until these enemies move to a different location, any invisibility on them ends, they take a -1 penalty to MD, and they are affected by the knight’s fear aura if they have 60 hit points or fewer. Seasonal Scares: 1/round, as an interrupt action when a nearby enemy attacks the knight and rolls a natural odd attack roll, the knight can make an autumnal fantasms attack against the attacker as a free action. [Special trigger] C: Autumnal Fanatasms +13 vs. MD - Roll a d4 to determine the effect of the attack: 1: The target is dazed until the end of its next turn. 2: The target is stuck until the end of its next turn. 3: The target pops free from each enemy and moves away from the knight. 4: The target is confused until the end of its next turn. AC 25 PD 21 MD 19 HP 262

#D&D #dnd #dungeons and dragons #5th edition #13th age #homebrew #my homebrew #monster #aberration #dreamblade #dnd cr 11 #13th age level 8 #long post

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ebonyslasher · 6 months

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Gut Spill

This is absolutely so late, lol. I wanted this to be put up by Friday the 13th but oh well.

Goretober Prompt: Gut Spill

Character: Jason Voorhees

Graphis Depictions of Violence, blood, and gore

The heat from the sun bared down onto the lands of Crystal Lake.

Throughout the years, working adults have realized that summer is the shittiest season, often retreating inside to hibernate across their air conditioning. Children and immature undergrad college students were the only ones who took the season in stride. Not because of the heat and sunny days. Because they were on school break.

The representation of summer meant no responsibilities, everlasting fun with friends, and a time to relax. Through Jason's eyes it meant frustration, drugs, and premarital sex. Godless humans who have the audaciousness to enjoy life. Jason will always protect the sanctity of these grounds by sending them to eternal damnation.

A white, beat up Jeep Wrangler hobbled through the woods around 12:30 pm. 5 young adults jumped out of the vehicle, confident and boisterous at 12:36 pm. It was a Friday. The 13th day of the month. Jason observed from afar, using a thick tree to hide his hulking body.

These young adults….looked no different than the ones that usually come here. Same style of boring clothing. Same skin tone. The same rotation of Greek lettering that always confuses him. Whatever they were, they were always obnoxious.

It was currently 12:50 pm as Jason observed his upcoming victims. They were bringing in personal belongings and beer cases, cheering as they did so.

The sun would set around 7:40 pm. Jason would spring into action then.

They drink alcohol in copious amounts. Jason prepares. They peel their clothes off and jump into the lake, bare. He sneaks to set up his traps throughout the woods near the cabin. They have lust in their eyes as they watch and play with one another. The music they play is loud and vulgar.

Some kiss and let their hands wander already. He is in his basement, gathering tools. His hammer, bow and arrow, and his machete. In the cabin, they drink some more. And not only do they drink, but they pull out a white substance to snort and share. He gets his bag and stuff it with what he needs. One couple, too busy to consume the powder, slink into a random room upstairs. They begin to have sex.

Finally, Jason is ready. He decides that the machete will be his first weapon.

In 10 minutes, he approaches the cabin. Jason observes the scene to take in the surroundings. He hears laughing and chatter with a mix of moans as he stands near. The moans catch his attention immediately. It was coming from the window on the second floor, which was slightly open. Using a propped ladder, Jason mysteriously climbs up to the window silently and puts his mask into full view of the couple. The girl inside, crudely riding her temporary lover, glances at the window. Jason quickly moves out of view. She screams, jolting off to the side and alerted the other. The man darts over to the window and opens it to investigate. But he sees nothing.

Jason teleported to one of the front windows downstairs, where the drugged up adults were dancing and leaning about. One sees Jason and points. However, the others only see the unchanging view of the trees. They laugh, telling them to calm down, saying that they were just too high.

Jason slinks to the generator at the back of the cabin and smashes it. This causes the power to go out. It spooks the prey inside who, of course, offers the first sacrifice to investigate. It was the young male lover, shirtless with cargo shorts on. His dirty blonde hair was disheveled and facial expression showed frustration.

It was time for action.

As the frat brat begins to inspect the clearly smashed generator, Jason stomps up to him. The man jolts around at the timed crunch of the branch near his form. Jason revels as his victims’ violet blue eyes bulge in fear.

Jason quickly extends his machete and slash at the man’s mid torso. He staggers back, looking down at the clean slice, his brain not registering that it was there. Blood bubbles out of the first few layers of skin, covering the thin layer of fat that now could not protect his insides. Parts of his small intestine start to peek out of the cut.

Not satisfied, Jason slashes down on the nearest side, extending the cut into an open flap. The large and small intestines ooze out to the side, with the mix of blood and body slime dripping onto the ground. More of the fat extends, yellow as dehydrated urine, as the pressure inside his torso changes pushing the innards forward. It was a mess of what looked like filled sausage casings. The young man groans in extreme pain. He could hardly react to everything that was happening, but he wished for it to be over with. Jason grabs the hanging intestines with his gloved hand and yanks them out. His kidneys the size of enlarged pinto beans, pancreas, and the lower half of his stomach sac come out with the jumbled mess. The force of the yank causes the stomach to pop, leaking stomach acid down onto the other organs, which causes them to burn and corrode.

Satisfied with the brats’ suffering, Jason stalks forward to add another victim to his growing list.

#jason voorhees #slashers #friday the 13th #prompt #tw: graphic depictions of violence

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merry-the-cookie · 2 years

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ashton D3 then he deserves a sunflower sweater thank you lovely ❤️❤️❤️

i got D3 ash requested quite a few times so i gave him some extra love!!! you are all so valid for this btw 🌻💖🦋

#ashton irwin #5sos #artsos #5 seconds of summer #my art #its my icon!!!!! there it is!!#this one is one of my faves so far ;u;#ask #art meme #ashley #mementomoritattoo #i hope u like him… i gave him adequate amounts of water and sunlight so that he would grow into the prettiest boy #(im realising just how subtle slash invisible the extra rendering steps i took are but 🧍 they are there i promise…)#(also not doing that shit again i hate rendering…)#(but i love him so its ok)

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renjunphile · 2 years

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mixtape #17: songs about a boy [series masterlist; hyung line]

13 boys, 13 taylor swift songs, 13 stories and enough romance to last a lifetime ; maknae line masterlist

TRACK. 1 with you i'd dance, in a storm | choi seungcheol / s.coups x reader ↳ childhood friends to lovers!au, coming of age!au, suburbia!au ✵ synopsis: he's the typical boy next door; the one your mother would dream that you would end up with from the moment he helps you up after falling off the new bike you were yet to learn to ride. you wish you'd end up with him too, but you're separated by hundreds of miles for college and the first summer back will also be one of new experiences with a familiar face.

TRACK. 2 i can't help it if you look like an angel | yoon jeonghan x reader ↳ soloist!jeonghan, soloist!reader, whirlwind romance au ✵ synopsis: yoon jeonghan is the industry's new golden boy, who can do no wrong in their eyes. flirty looks across award show after party rooms and running barefoot after him on cobblestone streets has you questioning exactly what he is to you.

TRACK. 3 mosaic broken hearts | hong jisoo / joshua hong x reader ↳ doctors!au, coworkers!au ✵ synopsis: your second year of residency in the bustling city of seoul comes with all the hardships you expected. it also comes with another year being forced in close proximity to your crush slash coworker slash fellow suffering resident. after all, pain brings people together right?

TRACK. 4 and for the first time, i had something to lose | wen junhui x reader ↳ college!au, coffee shop!au ✵ synopsis: jun is your favourite barista. and it's not just because he knows your order by heart. or that he gives you free cookies if you come around closing time. or that he draws cats on your cups. well, maybe it is all that, but maybe it's the way his eyes light up when you walk through the door that has your stomach churning.

TRACK. 5 broke your heart, i'll put it back together | kwon soonyoung / hoshi x reader ↳ rivals to lovers!au, dancers!au ✵ synopsis: he's the rival troupe's captain and you asbolutely hate him. scratch that- you despise him. so why do you look forward to seeing the cocky smirk on his face every competition?

TRACK. 6 when you're young, you just run | jeon wonwoo x reader ↳ college!au, exes!au ✵ synopsis: his touch is familiar as his fingers graze yours trying to take the book out of your hand. his eyes are soft once they fall onto you. you never thought you would see him again, but he's here again in front of you in the safe confines of your campus library and you just don't know what to do with yourself.

TRACK. 7 on a wednesday, in a café | lee jihoon / woozi x reader ↳ producer!woozi, soloist!reader ✵ synopsis: the world awaits your second album after a tumultuous and very public break up that left you with pages and pages of lyrics. you knew exactly the person to help produce it, but he brings with him a plethora of unexpected surprises and a lot of healing along the way.

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Nothing boring about having your projects clearly named! what is couch about tho? :0

Brjskhdkqjdna if I don't clearly name them I'll lose them cause I play a lot of dnd and have so many docs in my drive (too many I need to gut my Google docs so baaad)

Couch is about Manjoume going to therapy and lamenting being unemployed LMAO I wrote it at the beginning of this year and never really did finish it (I got a big chunk of one shots collecting dust like that)

I'll grab a snippet for the funny 👇

"Therapy was one of those necessary chores, you told yourself in an attempt to coerce yourself into going every two weeks. Kind of like cleaning your room or paying the gas bill or walking the dog.

Jun doesn't have a dog. Nor does Jun pay his gas bill or clean his room or even clean himself regularly. He does go to therapy though. In some sort of strange, hopeful way that therapy will somehow fix his problems and give him meaning to his life, or… Something. At least it somewhat helped him stop thinking so much.

Perhaps 5 years ago from now, he wouldn't have expected to see himself in this place. Y'know, he thought by 21 he'd be doing something important with himself. He'd be in the pro leagues, all sleek black suits and shiny cars, a name that people knew - no respected.

It would be plastered on billboards, on advertisements, on shining lights. Manjoume Thunder. Not just Manjoume, youngest of three or Jun, duel academy's second biggest crackpot but something more.

Maybe he'd even have a girl by his side.

Maybe that girl would Asuka.

But he's not in the pro leagues. He's not in a fancy car. He's not even in his bedroom back home - wherever home is.

He's on Tenjouin's couch.

He's been on Tenjouin's couch for around a year now. The lead up to that was a rollercoaster ride. Turns out after the world almost ends multiple times and you literally die and are brainwashed into joining a cult all while studying for midterms, you don't have a lot of patience for your shitty fucking brothers - who are both pretty mad that you're back at their mansion and not a baby Seto Kaiba. But then, Manjoume remembered, hey, I'm not 15 years old, I can defend myself now, and honestly, he could only last a couple of months having to butt heads with his brothers over any and every miniscule issue.

God forbid he breathe without somehow getting paid for it. Those assholes thought he was some sort of living cookie clicker for shitty card games.

So he did what most young adults with a brain do when their shitty, rich, totally not abusive brothers slash guardians are completely unbearable to live with. He stole Chosaku's credit card, took all available money out the account and used it until it was frozen.

Which was totally fine. For like. A year. All he needed was enough money to survive on until he could get a job and start living for himself. Easy. Right? If everyone else can do it surely he can. I mean. How bad can it be? He just needs to pay for his rent right?

Ah, but. He also needs to feed himself.

Hmm… He also needs utilities to make that food. Not to mention to pay for aircon, I mean it's pretty fucking hot in the Kanto summers. You expect him to not have ac? He's also gonna need a computer to type up his job applications… and then an internet connection to submit those job applications…

Internet is how much a month…?

You have to pay what for a TV license???

At least he lasted the year.

Which to be honest. Is more than he initially thought after he crunched the numbers. He doubts anyone else would be able to survive in these conditions. If there's one thing Osiris dorms taught him is that you can survive anywhere in this world with wits quick enough and your brothers credit card. However that didn't really last forever. Jun didn't think there was anything more difficult than finding an affordable living that doesn't compromise his luxurious taste, until he realised he has to convince people he's worth employing.

People ask for so much. He had no idea that the assholes that run the workplace could be so demanding. They want you to be qualified but apparently the ever-so-lofty PhD in dueling isn't a valid qualification and even if it was they also want you to have experience - the places that don't need experience want you to be young so they don't have to pay you a full wage and to top it off you have to answer every question correctly. That includes the small talk. Don't forget, they also want you to be able to drive because how else are you supposed to be here at 6 and finish at 9 when the first bus in the morning is at 5.59, and forget it altogether if you have anything else going on in your life, because even the most flexible of jobs will knock you back if you have additional commitments.

And so it took him back to Tenjoin. Because who else in this world is his backbone if not Tenjouin Fubuki? Who else will swaddle him in linen cloth and hold him to his bosom like the holy child if not Tenjouin Fubuki? His guiding light. The brother he never had. The harbinger of all knowledge and wisdom this world had to offer-

"I'm glad you have a support system that's so reliable, Manjoume-san, however if we can loop back to the topic? We were talking about the Society of Light."

"Oh. Right."

#asks #kraken rambles #fanfic stuff

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gnarledbite · 10 months

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15 ASSOCIATIONS. Repost and fill in the answers you most associate your character with to each question.

ANIMAL: moths, snakes, stray cats, carrion birds

COLOR(S): corpse grey, black, bright green & yellow, slashes of gold

MONTH: September

SONG: “Sympathy” - Too Close to Touch; "The Unquiet Grave"; "Teeth" - 5 Seconds of Summer

NUMBER: 67

DAY OR NIGHT: night

PLANT: hawthorn, witchhazel, catnip

SMELL: wet earth, rust, hot metal

STONE: quartz, hematite, labradorite, obsidian

SEASON: late fall

PLACE: a dark club or alley; a dimly lit apartment

FOOD: n/a

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Taurus

ELEMENT(S): water, earth, metal, smoke, shadow

DRINK: blood, coffee, vodka

Tagged by: @longdeadblonde

Tagging: whoever wants to do this!

#Dash Games

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5sosfanfictioncatalogue · 7 months

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5+1 (2) Masterlist

part one

3 A.M. - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) michael/luke M, 4k

Summary: Five times Michael accidentally meets Luke in the bathroom and the one time he meets him there on purpose.

Dating Protocols of Santa's Elves (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) michael/luke T, 5k

Summary: Or: 5 times Luke brings a kid to Santa's Grotto and 1 time he brings himself

domestic bliss (ao3) - sunshineash luke/ashton, mentioned michael/calum T, 8k

Summary: 5 times ashton irwin kicks luke hemmings out to sleep and 1 time he lets him stay

Erotic Nightmares (ao3) - valiantnerd (arareads) michael/calum E, 23k

Summary: "Hi there! I'm Michael," they smile sweetly, cheeks rounding and face squishing cutely around the soft gesture, "I'm a demon."

Huh.

What the fuck?

Calum is being haunted by an odd sex demon. Love ensues.

give me something real (ao3) - rocketshiptospace luke/ashton T, 14k

Summary: or, the five times luke and ashton hid their relationship, and the one time they didn’t.

i love you, or i want to (but i don't know how) (ao3) - starvinginbelair (threeheadedmonster) luke/ashton E, 1k

Summary: 5 times Ashton tells Luke he loves him, in the most uncertain of ways, and the one time Luke says it back.

in a big red bow (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 7k

Summary: 5 times Calum checks out Luke's ass and 1 time he finally gets to touch it.

lucky are they (who live unaware) (ao3) - itsafuckingmess ot4 T, 7k

Summary: The boys of One Direction may be a little dense sometimes, but they’re no idiots. They know something is up between the boys of the band that tours with them as a supportive act. They just don’t know what yet. | Or, alternatively, 5 times the One Direction boys didn't realise 5 Seconds of Summer were dating and 1 time it was blatantly, inexcusably obvious

mating call (ao3) - nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen) luke/suffering, calum/ashton T, 7k

Summary: Or 5 times Luke gets the laugh wrong + 1 time he finally gets it right

my heart radio is set to explode (ao3) - horriblekids luke/calum, michael/ashton T, 15k

Summary: Five times everyone thought Luke and Calum were dating and then one time where they actually are.

Luke puts up an ad for a roommate-slash-bandmate online and Calum’s the only one who responds. He turns out not to be a serial killer, though.

space may be the final frontier but it's made in a hollywood basement (ao3) - kingscrossinseptember calum/ashton, michael/luke T, 6k

Summary: Of course they agreed to do it. When they’d been asked, they’d already signed several NDAs, so it wasn’t as though they could just pretend the whole interaction never happened. Plus, how badass would it be to fool the entire world into thinking people had landed on the moon?

or, 5 times Calum saw Ashton while faking the moonlanding, plus 1 time they met up without a government conspiracy ;)

tastes like strawberries (ao3) - sunsetmagnolia luke/calum, michael/ashton T, 3k

Summary: “He made eating a strawberry look slutty. Why are you looking at me like that?” “You said your date didn’t go well because…?” Calum pauses. “You think it has something to do with the strawberry model?”

The 5 Times Calum Ran Into a Nameless Guy at a Bar, and The One Time He Wasn't So Nameless (ao3) - awfuldaycupcake calum/ashton N/R, 7k

Summary: The one where Calum keeps seeing Ashton in bars, but doesn't even know his name

tongue tied by words (ao3) - strxngersagain luke/calum G, 4k

Summary: 5 times luke stole calum's clothes, and 1 time calum stole luke's

Working Fine, No Glitches (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum T, 7k

Summary: The phone rings. Luke groans as he picks it up. It’s Monday and it’s early and Luke’s still trying to recover from his leisurely holiday break schedule. Please let it be someone nice. Please let it be someone nice. “IT Help Desk, this is Luke.”

***

Luke is Calum's favorite IT Help Desk Employee, and Calum is Luke's favorite customer.

5 times Calum reached out to Luke and 1 time Luke reached out to Calum.

#5sosfanfictioncatalogue #5sos fanfic #5sos #5 seconds of summer #5+1 #5+1 masterlist #masterlists

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quietlydiabolic · 2 years

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“Fork Bomb!” - BassRock short oneshot fanfic

By: Jixie Fandom: Mega Man Classic BassRockWeek : September 5 - Stars Rating: G Word Count: 865

- A/N: Includes Blues/Tempo (QuakeBlues?) and implied Rollass. A 'fork bomb' is a type of computer virus.

"'Let's go stargazing', they said. 'It'll be fun', they said." Bass turned his head to look over at Blues and Tempo, too lazy to sit up. He was sprawled out on his back a few feet away from the couple.

It was beautiful out, a perfect starry sky on a perfect summer night. A good location for stargazing… if only that was what they were actually out there for.

"You know I didn't come along to watch you two suck face," he grumbled.

Tempo broke away from making out with Blues, and shot Bass a toothy grin. "It's not like we forced you at gunpoint or anything."

"Hmph."

"He's just jealous," Blues said, although he was teasing.

"Never."

He really should've known when no one else agreed to go along, even though this was exactly the sort of dorky activity that the Light family— the rest of the Lalinde's, for that matter— loved to do. It seemed that everyone had caught on to the fact that 'stargazing' was a flimsy excuse to do 'gross mushy romantic crap like smooch under the moonlight'. Everyone, that was… but Bass.

Which was a little annoying. Maybe more than a little annoying. He had so much trouble understanding these things that seemed to come naturally to others. It wasn't like he could blame it on being built for combat— because in Wily's desperation to replicate Dr. Light's success with Rock-slash-Mega Man, he'd been designed as a surrogate child first and a combat robot second. Bass should've had all the same non-combat abilities that his rival did.

Besides, many of the other Wily Numbers, inferior as they were, had demonstrated a capacity for attraction and romance. Even those that didn't understood it in a way that seemed just out of Bass' reach.

He couldn't entirely blame it on Wily, either. It might have made sense if Wily himself was uninterested in these matters. But the crotchety old man had ranted and raved about the topic just enough to make it clear— it wasn't that Wily lacked the desire for human partnership or physical intimacy, so much as he was too self-absorbed and indifferent to the needs of others to maintain any meaningful connection with someone else.

So, Bass found himself alone in this regard, having never felt so much as a tickle of attraction or romantic interest. The only thing he could possibly compare it to was his complicated feelings about his rivalry with Rock. Rock, who was a gullible, stupid, annoying, obnoxious optimistic do-gooder who somehow always got the best of him no matter how much stronger Bass was than him and it wasn't fair—

—Rock, who never stopped thinking of Bass as a friend even after he'd dropped the charade, who didn't want to fight anyone but especially not him, who was always thrilled when they had to work together and never failed to have his back, who always saw the best in him no matter how rotten Bass was towards him. Rock, who he'd been modeled after and was his reason for existing, which by default made him the most important person in Bass' life.

And as much as Blues had been a good friend and confidant… even guys like Duo, or Tempo, or Fan, or some of the more tolerable Wily Numbers (and DWN-adjacent)… none of them were as kind to him as Rock was. Aside from Roll, now that he thought about it. Roll, the sister Light 'bot, every bit as naïve and saccharine as her brother. In a lot of ways she seemed to represent what might have been if Rock hadn't had to become Mega Man. If anything, the lack of rivalry between her and Bass meant she could act on that kindness in ways that Rock couldn't. Secretly helping him with mods and repairs when Wily wasn't around, cheering him on when she maybe shouldn't have, offering support when even Blues'd officially Had Enough Of His Crap. She was also the only person to have the outright nerve to hug him, and he never quite had the heart to push her away, which meant she kept on doing it…

…Rock had come close, though. How many times Mega Man had approached with arms open, only to stop himself at the last second, knowing how much it would've pissed Bass off.

Lying there, thinking about the lack of romance in his world, a sudden and terrible realization struck him. Bass sat up like a shot and gave Blues and Tempo a frantic look.

"Guys. Um… does Roll… does she have a crush on me?"

"Oh, heck yeah."

"Duh."

"It's super obvious."

"You can see it from space."

Bass grimaced. Unable to help it, he thought about how Mega Man would've been just like his sister Roll if he'd never been upgraded.

"Does… does… Rock… have a crush on me?"

"Oh, heck yeah."

"Duh."

"It's super obvious."

"You can see it from—"

He hid his face in his hands. "Mother hacker— fricken' FORK BOMB! Why me!? Sonnuva glitch— ugh, why do I have a swear filter!? Nnnuuhhhh… What I am gonna do?"

The quiet clear night was pierced by Blues' evil laugh.

#bassrockweek2022 #mega man fanfic #bassrock #quakeblues #mega man #bass megaman #proto man #quake woman #blueberry #cobra chicken #dope rides alone #tempo #my fanfic

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