#50

[dorothygale]

#it's so funny #taylor swift #swifties #taylor #*taylor #blabs #50 #100

[wooyoungisbaby]

i slowed the video down but he made 'em bouncy 🙏 cr.

#kang yeosang #yeosang #ateez gif #ateez coachella #yeosang gifs #ysg #m #i can not BELIEVE the honkers on this little guy #50

[beardedmrbean]

#slam that button #i like to be able to track storms #where a certain someone is #that's my main use for twitter #5k #10k #15k #25k #50 #75k #100k

[jupiter-suggestion]

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

#mine #suggestion #this is not a direct allegory to anything i just think about whales with scars inside their stomachs and i Feel Things #oh i do know what its like to fight the thing you need. i do know the bittersweet taste of victory for a price. #y'all ever relate to a whale? #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #35k

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger #do kids these days still know the old signal for #roll down the window #? #do they still use it? #it does have the advantage of being distinctive #in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not #toasty life #the value of a hamburger #memes #it's one banana michael #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

[twyrrinren]

senshi is truly the main provider of fan service in all forms huh

#dungeon meshi #50 #twyrreading #senshi #laios eyes are another matter

[xefao]

#50

[ribbedpleasure]

put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder

#kids toys adult issues #electric chair #jamesposting #jamesposting (cryptid mode) #25 #50 #100 #250 #500 #1k

[danceintheskies]

Despite having watched and really enjoyed his Lovecraft video, I always forget hbomberguy is queer until he hits us with "the most fuckable twink I've seen in my life" about some random ass youtuber 20 minutes into a 4 hour long video

#good for him. #my posts #hbomberguy #50 #1k #hi guys!

[dorothygale]

swifties every 3 months: there literally were five holes in the fence

#blabs #*taylor #50 #100

[dxppercxdxver]

in my dad’s valiant effort to not misgender people his brain has somehow short circuited and he’s they/them-ing Everyone. my mom? they/them now. his coworkers? all they/them. no one can escape. atad. assigned they at dad

#to be clear this isn’t like a malicious thing #he’s just wrangling his brain around all these newfangled pronouns #it’s extremely funny #radio free junebug #madman chronicles #50 #100 #200 #500 #1000 #2000 #5000 #10000 #20000

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Me, looking at this episode's trigger warnings: What do they mean, gore from 30 minutes to an hour 53? Like, constantly? It can't be constantly

Me, at 32:30:

#my posts #burrow's end #burrows end #burrows end spoilers #d20be #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #i was thinkin huh thats a very flat and rectangular bear #50 #100 #500 #1k

[jupiter-suggestion]

i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you.

someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow.

i don't want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.

#mine #suggestion #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #35k #45k #50k #70k

[destinationtoast]

A concise description of Goncharov, for anyone as confused as I was when I first awoke.

There are as of now 19 AO3 fics in the Goncharov (1973) fandom... when I checked a couple hours ago, there were only five.

#goncharov #oh tumblr #ao3 #the fandom stats on this are going to need to be measured hourly #time to resurrect my tumblr api scripts? #though possibly it would be more in keeping with this phenomenon #to produce fandom stats about the earlier goncharov fandom-specific archives #😹 #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

[redstoneflux]

vanilla minecraft is popular because the children yearn for the mines. modded minecraft has survived so long because the children yearn to become orphan generating factory barons

#by the children i mean. people. but metaphorically. you get me #minecraft #mineblr #modded minecraft #my post #textpost #shitpost #50 #100 #200 #500 #1000

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

why do people still treat men and women like two different species when human sexual dimorphism is, when compared to the rest of the animal kingdom, fucking miniscule. we don't even have differently colored plumage

#my post #text post #my ramblings #50 #100 #200 #500 #1000 #2000