okay but jaskier engaging in the same physical affection with the other witchers as he does with geralt without thinking
he goes to kiss lambert’s cheek and gets a concussion from the resultant kneejerk headbutt
he goes to wrap his arms around eskel and rest his weight on his shoulders when the witcher is sitting down and gets overhead tossed onto the floor
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When Tallys and MC have a couple argument she totally complains about MC with the animals, like "Can you believe they had the guts to say that to me??" and meanwhile an owl is looking at her like this OvO
LOLLL this is a hilarious image! She's just venting about MC like "the aUdACIty" and some snake is just like "do you have any ratssss 🐍"
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find yourself a team that loves you like the central coast rhinos love their goalie. they took one look at the goalkeepers care guide and said i can do better.
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one thing people don’t know about me is that I have no problem befriending people I don’t actually like just for the sake of adding one more superficial relationship to the mix. I won’t actively seek them out mind you but if you start calling me your friend there’s very little chance I will contradict you lmao it’s just. I get a rush of adrenaline knowing I care about you less than you care about me
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