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teasingbrat · 8 hours ago
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belovedtaylor · 15 days ago
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i don’t want to be a contributing member of society !!! i just want to consume media and hold someone’s hand !!!
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nerdycryptid · 6 months ago
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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
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florafrog · 29 days ago
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me when i reblog something which appears on my dash at around 2k notes and later see it with 20k+ notes: this is great. i made a good investment in tumblr post, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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dykerightsmp3 · 4 months ago
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thinking of my tumblr mutual who referred to war and peace as ‘wap’ today
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colubrina · 4 months ago
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for the love of god, write all the self-indulgent scenes you want.  be utterly  shameless about including every last fantasy.  i know everyone likes to share quotes and quips about how miserably hard writing is, but please please try thinking of it as a joyful act where you get to be a messy human who makes art rather than some pain filled quest for icy perfection.
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milfsmackdown · 6 months ago
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reedraws · 5 months ago
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Good morning I drew a sleepy cat
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APRIL FOOLS THEY ARE A SNAKE WISHING YOU A NICE DAY !!!
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yukitsunoda · 7 days ago
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LIL NAS X  2021 | MET Gala, ‘In America: A Lexicon of Fashion’
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revolutionnaire-e · 7 days ago
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I’m LITERALLY obsessed with Channing Tatum just showing up to the Met Gala in a black suit and saying it was an homage to JFK.
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cwmw · 2 months ago
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directors putting mirror shots in things like oh the tumblr users are going to have a great time editing whore onto this
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spontaneousmusicalnumber · 4 months ago
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A guest looking at the timber rattlesnake in the reptile exhibit: Do the snakes have names?
Me: (Launches into my speech about how No, they don't even though the nonvenomous snakes do, because they're wild animals and dangerous to handle. The reptile keeper is wary of over-familiarity becoming carelessness, so we don't give them names as a mark of respect and a reminder of caution.) You can call them anything you want though!
Guest: Oh... That makes sense. I was going to say this one's name should be Justin. You know, Justin Timbersnake?
Me: I am going into the reptile room this second and asking him to change the name policy
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aardvaark · 2 months ago
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im avoiding schoolwork! take my uquiz to see what pokemon type you are <3
https://uquiz.com/nQouhS
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kryptidkae · 9 months ago
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every day i think about how i accidentally outed myself in high school by showing my friends a sweet text from my “boyfriend” that read something along the lines of “good morning, i love you, i know you’re going to the beach with your friends today so be sure to wear sunscreen” and they thought that was too nice of a thing for a man to ever say to a romantic partner so they figured out that my “boyfriend” was a woman. the bar is in the earth’s core
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