happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day
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⚡️💥⚡️Reblog this post to give your chronic pain to the hated U.S. government official of your choice.⚡️💥⚡️
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“They sing this song in English. Despite the fact that the German language was practically invented for this kind of rock music if you look at Rammstein”
Swedish commentator Måns Zelmerlöw
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100% accurate depiction of me reading over something I posted months ago and discovering one (1) spelling error:
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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PSA
If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.
The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.
There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.
Please reblog to help spread awareness.
UPDATE (10/13/2023): The ad was reported back in August and is no longer on the website, per @humans.
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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I’m so glad most people on this website seem to have correct surprisingness of walrus opinions
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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set
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two minutes into a will wood song and i’m either face down on the floor thinking about all my mental illnesses or strutting around the room pretending i’m a cartoon villain. what does he put in that shit
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In before: The dash, which is how I personally use tumblr, is in chronological order from exclusively people I follow.
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I'm loving all the IT people going "No, no, Colin's behavior is perfectly normal."
It's like the opposite of all the archivists yelling at Jon
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hey have you guys met my swiss nb friend Yodel, they/he, who -
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favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.
my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”
the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it
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