*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop”

“oh no i didn’t mean to do that”

“wRONG LAYER”

“wait go back”

“what line is that?!”

“cAN YOU-- [irritated noises]”

“oh you...bastard”

“what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?

bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry

this plant is kudzu. aka 'the vine that ate the south'. a damaging invasive plant that’s a nuisance to the local area in this video. Now look at those moos go

yall said “i cant believe this site is free” too many times

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[id; a tweet by nathan bernhardt @jonberhardt: "why do marvel movies do so much stuff in CGI surely they could have just had wardrobe-" makeup and wardrobe is a union crew. the CGI animation sweatshop is not. it really is that simple. end id/]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

one of my favourite things about tumblr is how it's all lovingly handpicked. there's no algorithm forcing things onto your feed, but instead long chains of mutuals and followers passing posts around simply because they liked it and ooh, maybe you might like it too. the entire website runs on people's sheer love of other people's posts and it's probably the best thing about this website. at least it's definitely the reason that this place feels more like a community than any other social media.

those bonding hormones are strong

no, i don’t have a “dream job.” i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.

I'm Shmack'd

Wally the walrus to get ‘floating couch’ to avoid him sinking boats