Akiza: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Yusei: Um...Neat.
*later*
Yusei, struggling to fix his Duel Runner: I said "Neat," Jack. Who the f*** says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm f***ing stupid.
Jack, drinking a cup of coffee: Don't beat yourself up too much, Yusei. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Carly confessed her love for me?
Yusei: Didn't you thank her?
Jack: *harshly puts down his cup and looks at the ceiling* I f***ing thanked her.
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Shadowheart: I was almost attacked last night in my own tent! I walk in and there's a colored woman on my bedroll!
Gale: Colored? What color was she exactly, then?
Shadowheart: GREEN!
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Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Judai: Mental stability, my old friend!
Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Jack: Look, Akiza, you have to treat a D-Wheel like you treat a woman.
Akiza [frowning with her arms crossed]: Go on.
Jack: … No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.
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Crow: Transphobia is a disease and the cure is hitting them with your runner.
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Jack: I prevented a murder today.
Yusei: Really? How'd you do that?
Jack looking at Crow: self control.
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Yusei: Violence is never the answer!
Crow: Yeah, it's the question.
Jack: And the answer is yes.
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Carly: Can you imagine, like, getting paid for being cute?
Jack: I don't like the idea of you being richer than me.
Carly: What?
Jack: What?
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Yu-Gi-Oh incorrect quotes [1]
Yusaku: "I don't need friends they disappoint me."
*dabs and rides backwards on a skateboard*
Kolter: "Yusaku,...How much sleep did you get?"
Yusaku:
Yusaku: "I have ever legally right not to answer that."
Kolter: "Go to bed!"
Yusaku: "No!"
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Anon: Oh my gods, are you Fudō-hakase?? 😍
Yūsei: [chuckles] Please, Fudō-hakase were my mother and father. You can just call me Yūsei. :)
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Akiza: oh when i make duels real its terrifying and and a misuse of power but when arc v does it its a "cool gimmick" and "fun for all ages" i see how it is
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Yuya: Should we be worried about Yuga and Yusei working on their machines together?
Jaden: Nah, Yusei's the most responsible out of all of us. He's not going to let Yuga do anything dangerous.
Yuma: Yeah, you worry too much.
Yuya: I guess you're right.
Yuga: Yusei, I need to fix a part on my Road. Can I borrow the chainsaw?
Yusei: Sure, second drawer on the right.
Yuga: Thanks!
Yuya, Jaden, Yuma: NO!!!!
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Yusei : Rules were made to be broken.
Yugi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Yuya: Uh, piñatas.
Yusaku: Glow sticks.
Judai: Karate boards.
Yuma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Yusei : Rules.
Yugi:
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Martha: Do me a favor, be sweet to Yusei. He kinda has a crush on you.
Jack: Really? I had no idea.
Martha: Of course you didn’t, boys never do. [she leaves the room]
[A few moments later, Jack opens the door to a closet. Yusei is inside, holding a hand over his face. The taller of the two snorts in amusement]
Yusei [face red as he punches him in the shoulder]: Shut up!
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The Soldier: Don't touch anything, alright?
The Austringer: yes sir
The Soldier: Don't call me sir, kid.
The Austringer: yes ma’am
The Soldier:
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