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rubixburd · a month ago
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interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry
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tikkety-tok · 2 months ago
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those bonding hormones are strong
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lesbinewren · 5 months ago
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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
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headspace-hotel · 5 months ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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chaoticgouda · 2 months ago
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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lilacandladybugs · 5 months ago
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also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔
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Y’ALL REMEMBER THESE DAMN 28,000 RUBBER DUCKS
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SHIP CARRYING THEM, THE “EVER LAUREL”, WAS ALSO PART OF THE EVERGREEN MARINE CORPORATION WHOSE SHIP CURRENTLY BLOCKS THE SUEZ CANAL
Edit: I found this on Wikipedia in an edit from 2018, and it is true
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twinsfawn · 6 months ago
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ur just mad that i breached containment and u didn’t
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classical-memeician · 8 months ago
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"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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rowena-in-red · 9 months ago
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Gender abolition, but make it:
clothes sorted by body shape and style, instead of gender
removing unnecessary gender markers from non-medical documents like a driver's license
genderless bathrooms where the stalls have floor-to-ceiling walls for privacy
abolishing gendered toys, colors, professions, hobbies, etc.
they/them as the default if you don't know someone
And NOT:
trans and non-binary people being barred from identifying with and expressing their gender
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lesbinewren · 10 months ago
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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shahada · 9 months ago
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chaoticgouda · 6 months ago
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shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
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thestuffedalligator · 10 months ago
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This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies
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scandinavian-punk · 10 months ago
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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
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